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"Hey, Martha! I have an idea ... let's open the windows and ... ARGHHHHH!"

Eutrusca
08-01-2006, 15:36
COMMENTARY: The abysmal depths of human stupidity know no bounds. So they have to lock up the lions 'cause the people are so stoopid. Groan. :(

Got any other examples of stoopid people?


Florida Wildlife Park's Lions
Lose Some Freedom to Roam (http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/08/national/08lions.html?th&emc=th)


By ABBY GOODNOUGH
Published: January 8, 2006
LOXAHATCHEE, Fla. - Out past the strip malls and tract housing of western Palm Beach County, the lions have sidled up to tourists in sturdy cars since Disney World was still a figment.

If you followed the rules - windows up, doors locked, absolutely no pets or convertibles - you could motor among packs of the fearsome creatures at Lion Country Safari, a drive-through wildlife preserve whose residents occasionally dislodged bumpers and gnawed on side-view mirrors.

But in November, Lion Country Safari enclosed its 14 African lions in a tall chain-link fence to keep rule-breaking visitors from becoming lunch. Too many were opening their car windows and occasionally even doors, a park official said, making the threat of lawsuits too great for the small attraction.

"People are just ignorant about this size animal," said Terry Wolf, the park's wildlife director, who began working there as a teenager shortly after it opened in 1967. "I don't meant it in a derogatory way, but they watch a lot of Disney movies and think because we feed them every day that they're tame."

To prevent mishaps, Mr. Wolf stationed two workers among the lions. From their zebra-striped pickup trucks, they closely watched visitors and scolded rule breakers through loudspeakers. Now, the fence keeps cars at least eight feet away.

The lions were snoozing on their ersatz savanna during a reporter's recent visit. Mr. Wolf said they slept up to 20 hours a day. He said that the new layout, first reported in The Palm Beach Post, gave the animals three times as much space and diminished their stress level because they no longer had to be herded with trucks when they roamed too close to the entrance gate.

"We don't take this decision lightly," Mr. Wolf said. "But the lions have always been a major safety concern, and over the years it's become more and more an issue. And we live in a litigious state, anyway."

A similar park in Canada, African Lion Safari, was ordered to pay $2.5 million last year after a tiger attacked two guests through their open car window.

Lion Country Safari, opened by a group of South African businessmen, used to have 150 lions and few other animals. Now 89 species of birds, reptiles and mammals call it home, including elephants, chimpanzees, giraffes and white rhinoceroses, as well as greater kudus and aoudads.

The elephants and chimpanzees are considered the biggest liabilities, and are separated from visitors by steep moats. The park does not bother with tigers, which Mr. Wolf said are "sneakier" than lions. It gets its animals from zoos around the world, he said, and is the oldest attraction of its kind in the country.

Until this month, it was also one of the boldest. At Six Flags Wild Safari in Jackson, N.J., fences have long separated guests from the lions and all other predators, a spokeswoman said. Mr. Wolf said that only one park in the United States, Wildlife Safari in Winston, Ore., still intermingles lions and guests.

Exotic animals abound in Florida - not only at tourist attractions but in the wild, where disenchanted owners abandon them, and in the back yards of people who get licenses to keep them. Just down the road from Lion Country Safari, a 600-pound tiger named Bobo escaped from a private home in 2004 and was killed by a wildlife officer.

"People try to give us animals all the time," Mr. Wolf said. "But we are pretty full up on everything we can take care of."

Lion Country Safari gets about 500,000 visitors a year, Mr. Wolf said, down from a million in the 1970's. It has expanded, adding a Ferris wheel, a giraffe-feeding exhibit and a water play area in hopes of drawing bigger crowds. It has even won permission from the county to build homes on some of its 640 acres.

A caravan of cars streamed through on a recent warm afternoon, many stopping to take pictures of the lions - 3 males and 11 females - in their new enclosure. Joe Gagne of Loxahatchee figured it was now all right to roll down his window for a better shot, but doing so got him a reprimand from a worker in one of the zebra-striped trucks.

Mr. Gagne, who had brought his sister and her children, visiting from South Carolina, said the lions seemed "pretty peaceful." [ Are there REALLY people this stupid??? :eek: ]

"If they've never had an incident all this time," he said, "why bother with the fences now?" [ DUHHHH! :rolleyes: ]

Donna Vellon, who brought her children to the park in the 1970's, came with her grandchildren, Kira, 8, and Kelli, 6. She found the fencing of the lions disappointing.

"They used to be right up along your car," said Ms. Vellon, of Summerville, S.C. "You could actually watch them breathing. But I guess safety is something you've got to think more about." [ I suspect she would be the first to retain a lawyer if one of the lions mauled one of her grandchildren. ]
Potaria
08-01-2006, 15:42
MORONS.

I went on one of those safaris (near San Antonio). We knew to keep the windows *shut*.

Well, that is, until we reached the water buffalo. My father-in-law rolled down the window to feed one, and the huge bastard sneezed all in the car. Nasty.
[NS]Canada City
08-01-2006, 15:43
A similar park in Canada, African Lion Safari, was ordered to pay $2.5 million last year after a tiger attacked two guests through their open car window.


I went to that place a long time ago. I would never opened my windows for a fucking lion.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
08-01-2006, 15:45
Well, that is, until we reached the water buffalo. My father-in-law rolled down the window to feed one, and the huge bastard sneezed all in the car. Nasty.

LOL :D . Well, they say water buffaloes are highly dangerous, now I can see why.
Carops
08-01-2006, 15:46
I'm sorry but how stupid can people get?
Anyway, all these idiots might do disney a favour and keep food costs down for the animals.
Heron-Marked Warriors
08-01-2006, 15:49
That's really quite tragic.
Potaria
08-01-2006, 15:50
LOL :D . Well, they say water buffaloes are highly dangerous, now I can see why.

Well, I wouldn't call that one dangerous, though he did lick him on the face *after* sneezing all over the car's interior...
Non Aligned States
08-01-2006, 15:50
I suppose they could do away with the fences and follow old safety regulations. And post big fat signs on every entrance to the enclosures that go along the following lines.

"The rules are for your own safety. Failure to comply may result in grievious injury for which the management will take no responsibility for."

Not too sure if it would protect them from litigation though. Cat-Tribe might know something about this, but if car-parks can get away with it, the zoo's might be able to.

Hmm, or maybe another idea would be to constantly play videos of all the past people who got eaten at the safaris on the entrance. With a big sign that says.

"If you don't follow the rules, this could be you"

Either way, it's like having a test for Darwin award winners. Not just stupid people though. Arrogant "I'm immune because I'm so superior" people would get pruned too.

The world could do with less of either type.
Eutrusca
08-01-2006, 15:51
MORONS.

I went on one of those safaris (near San Antonio). We knew to keep the windows *shut*.

Well, that is, until we reached the water buffalo. My father-in-law rolled down the window to feed one, and the huge bastard sneezed all in the car. Nasty.
LOL! Ewwww! Ick! :D
Eutrusca
08-01-2006, 15:53
Canada City']I went to that place a long time ago. I would never opened my windows for a fucking lion.
Hmmm. Perhaps being eaten by lions you invite into your car is nature's way of cleaning up the genepool! :D
Potaria
08-01-2006, 15:54
Hmmm. Perhaps being eaten by lions you invite into your car is nature's way of cleaning up the genepool! :D

Darwin would be proud.

Mwahahahaha!
Whereyouthinkyougoing
08-01-2006, 15:54
Well, I wouldn't call that one dangerous, though he did lick him on the face *after* sneezing all over the car's interior...

Here's hoping the buffalo licked your father-in-law's face, not the other way round. Either way: *shudder*
Eutrusca
08-01-2006, 15:55
Darwin would be proud.

Mwahahahaha!
LOL!

"Here, kitty, kitty! Take a bite out of slime!" :D
Potaria
08-01-2006, 15:56
Here's hoping the buffalo licked your father-in-law's face, not the other way round. Either way: *shudder*

I'd love to see the buffalo's reaction to somebody doing that. Classic.
Eutrusca
08-01-2006, 15:56
Here's hoping the buffalo licked your father-in-law's face, not the other way round. Either way: *shudder*
ROFLMAO!! Hmm. Perhaps it was a mutual thang ... kinda like French-kissing! :D
Eutrusca
08-01-2006, 15:57
I'd love to see the buffalo's reaction to somebody doing that. Classic.
Water Buffalo to his family: "And then this disgusting human thang licked my face! I've never been so disgusted in my life!" :D
Heron-Marked Warriors
08-01-2006, 16:01
Here's hoping the buffalo licked your father-in-law's face, not the other way round. Either way: *shudder*

ROTFLMAO
Whereyouthinkyougoing
08-01-2006, 16:02
Water Buffalo to his family: "And then this disgusting human thang licked my face! I've never been so disgusted in my life!" :D
Hahaha:p