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Suppose you could choose who would be God. Suppose you had to pick an NSer.

Who amongst us would you be most willing to worship as your new God?

((I'll make a poll when I have ten seconded nominations. :)

Lunatic Goofballs (seconded)
[violet] (seconded)
Menelmacar
Pure Metal (seconded)
Myrth (seconded)
Tribes of Longton (seconded)
Kanabia (seconded)
Smunkeeville (seconded)
Czardas (seconded)
Peechland (seconded)
Murderous Maniacs (seconded)
Unicron? *Verifying NS membership
Nureonia
The Plutonian Empire

[violet]

For some reason or other, Menelmacar seems to be the obvious choice here. I dunno.....it just fits for some reason.

I hate to say it, but as I dearly love chaos, insanity and laughing......I think you see where Im going...

I hate to say it, but as I dearly love chaos, insanity and laughing......I think you see where Im going...

:cool:

I'll second both [violet] and LG.

And add PM, 'cause he looks like Jesus.

You mean there could be just one?

I choose Myrth. For obvious reasons. :p

You mean there could be just one?

I choose Myrth. For obvious reasons. :p
Myrth's more like Lucifer - God's right hand man, cast asunder for being a twunt...

Myrth's more like Lucifer - God's right hand man, cast asunder for being a twunt...
:D
So you'd choose LG before Myrth? Are you sure about that??

*Nominates Tribes *

*waits for Kanabia to show up*

And add PM, 'cause he looks like Jesus.
pfft i am jesus! :rolleyes:



...i mean, no i'm not. i'm not the messiah, i'm just a very naughty boy ;)
edit: [/Life Of Brian]

...i mean, no i'm not. i'm not the messiah, i'm just a very naughty boy ;)


Jesus came out of a virgin, thats a respectable level of kink.

Why can't I be the next God?

everyone likes me. :p

Jesus came out of a virgin, thats a respectable level of kink.
wouldn't that make my mother the kinky one?

oh wait, hereditary kinkiness... i see :P

Why can't I be the next God?

everyone likes me. :p

True, but we can't have a god whos worried about someone higher up, now can we?

I'll second both [violet] and LG.

And add PM, 'cause he looks like Jesus.
yeah, but many of us look like jesus, like me:
http://www.greyphoenix.biz/Parties/Patricks/IMG_7896.html

True, but we can't have a god whos worried about someone higher up, now can we?
They could be co-gods, couldn't they?
Kings always came 'in pairs', you know... The king and his queen... why can't god have his queen-err...goddess?

They could be co-gods, couldn't they?
Kings always came 'in pairs', you know... The king and his queen... why can't god have his queen-err...goddess?

As an equal it would be kosher, but I meant as a Christian-deity who has minor, subconcious/concious worries about heaven/hell sinning/smiting ext.

yeah, but many of us look like jesus, like me:
http://www.greyphoenix.biz/Parties/Patricks/IMG_7896.html
:eek: heathen!!
do not listen to such false gods! ;)

As an equal it would be kosher, but I meant as a Christian-deity who has minor, subconcious/concious worries about heaven/hell sinning/smiting ext.
But they wouldn't be Christian deities, but NS-deities :p

I second Myrth. How could it be anyone else?

:eek: heathen!!
do not listen to such false gods! ;)
so you say, but it just results in SUMMARY INCINERATION!

*waits for Kanabia to show up*
I can't make him show up (not being God, obviously) but I'll sure as hell nominate him. He already made me High Priestess of his measly little Oracle thing - just imagine what the spoils for this will be? :cool:

Why can't I be the next God?

everyone likes me. :p
Actually, I think Smunkeeville would make a pretty good God. Plus, I'm pretty sure she has that whole "religion" thing down a lot better than Kanabia. :p

So, yep, Kanabia and Smunkeeville it is. Let them dunk it out themselves.

But they wouldn't be Christian deities, but NS-deities :p

Aw, phoo!

You know perfectly well what I meant.

Aw, phoo!

You know perfectly well what I meant.
I did :p

I vote Smunkee too - who better to manage the universe than someone who can successfully manage a tribe of kids and go on NS Gen so much and uphold an apparently stable social life? :D

I'll say LG because he seems to fit the bill of someone who can be trusted with all that power

Eh? No one's nominated Czardas yet? He's the supreme ruler of the multi-/omni-verse - I'm not quite sure which. I guess that might make the position of Almighty a bit beneath him though.
Anyway, I nominate Czardas.

WTF?

I'm not ready to abdicate my lemony throne yet.

Away with you heathens!

I nominate Peech. Everyone loves Peech.

yeah, but many of us look like jesus, like me:
http://www.greyphoenix.biz/Parties/Patricks/IMG_7896.html

Ah, hell, I'll also nominate Murderous maniacs. Just because that picture really is pretty cute. That good enough for a reason?

,,,


Unicron.

Why, me, of course.

Actually, I think Smunkeeville would make a pretty good God. Plus, I'm pretty sure she has that whole "religion" thing down a lot better than Kanabia.
aren't we different religions though? that's like comparing apples and oranges. ;)

I vote Smunkee too - who better to manage the universe than someone who can successfully manage a tribe of kids and go on NS Gen so much and uphold an apparently stable social life? :D
yeah. I just got a job too, and got appointed chairperson of a commitee, so now I will have to juggle even more, sadly NS may have to be last on the list. (although I am rather good at multi-tasking so picking up a few other things shouldn't be too hard, it will just take a week or so to get into the swing of my new schedule.)

aren't we different religions though? that's like comparing apples and oranges. ;)
Well I was thinking he's most probably an atheist anyway, so, as God, you'd totally pwn him in the religion department.:p

I 2nd Trybes.

Eh? No one's nominated Czardas yet? He's the supreme ruler of the multi-/omni-verse - I'm not quite sure which. I guess that might make the position of Almighty a bit beneath him though.
Anyway, I nominate Czardas.
Seconded. He may as well have every single possible title in the [something]verse. Lord-Supreme of Small Green Furry Things is next on the list (or so I've been told).

I vote Smunkee! She'd be an awesome God, and I'll get favours for voting for Her Godliness at this early stage of her deification.

Why can't I be the next God?

everyone likes me. :p


I like your style. Purely for that, I nominate Smunkeeville.

*Nominates Tribes *
This is a bit random. I've got some sort of honorary mention in all the threads like this lately.

Um, why? I understand Czar and that....

Also, I'll second Peech. Everyone should worship at her feet. ;)

Damn...LG is already seconded. Well then, I third Lunatic Goofballs' nomination as the almighty. We need somebody more like Pan up there...

Also, I'll second Peech. Everyone should worship at her feet. ;)

Feet. Yeah. That's what I was thinking....

I nominate Fass.

A sarcastic, gay, Atheist God. I can't wait.:p

The story so far: Seven berths for the vote are filled. Three spots left. :)

Also, I second Kanabia. Make that two spots.

WTF?

I'm not ready to abdicate my lemony throne yet.

Away with you heathens!

Sorry. Lemony thrones are out. And if things go as planned, mud-filled beanbags will be in. :)

Sorry. Lemony thrones are out. And if things go as planned, mud-filled beanbags will be in. :)
Awww, I want a mud-filled beanbag, and I haven't been nominated. Can I have one anyway?

Awww, I want a mud-filled beanbag, and I haven't been nominated. Can I have one anyway?

Upun acquiring the post, I intend to release a limited signed and numbered series of mud-filled beanbags for collectors. If you'd like, I can put you on the list. :)

Upun acquiring the post, I intend to release a limited signed and numbered series of mud-filled beanbags for collectors. If you'd like, I can put you on the list. :)
You mean you're going to fix the contest? That's what you seem to imply anyway...
But yes, put me on the list!

You mean you're going to fix the contest? That's what you seem to imply anyway...
But yes, put me on the list!
No, the contest is completely on the level. I just have big plans if I win.

Big, fun plans.

Big, fun, slightly scary, slightly deranged but mostly harmless plans. :)

No, the contest is completely on the level. I just have big plans if I win.

Big, fun plans.

Big, fun, slightly scary, slightly deranged but mostly harmless plans. :)

Uh-oh, if I recall correctly, the last time somebody started that "mostly harmless" thing, the whole planet got extinguished. Parallel dimensions and all. :eek:
Doesn't exactly inspire voter confidence.

Uh-oh, if I recall correctly, the last time somebody started that "mostly harmless" thing, the whole planet got extinguished. Parallel dimensions and all. :eek:
Doesn't exactly inspire voter confidence.

Destroy Earth? Bah! You underestimate my creativity. ;)

Destroy Earth? Bah! You underestimate my creativity. ;)

You know what? I probably do.

*gets the hell out of here*

Lunatic Goofballs is Dead!

You know what? I probably do.

*gets the hell out of here*
Hey, what about your order of mud-filled beanbags?
*shakes head* Really... people...get a grip! :p

Lunatic Goofballs is Dead!

Why am I always the last to know these things?!?

I nominate The Plutonian Empire

Why am I always the last to know these things?!?
No you knew early last year actually.:p

Hey, what about your order of mud-filled beanbags?
*shakes head* Really... people...get a grip! :p

What are you, Satan's little helper?:p

Now I have to suffer for some stupid benanbags I didn't even order in the first place? That damn I V Stalin, he must have made the order out on my name - oh, just wait till I catch him!:mad: *shakes fist*

No you knew early last year actually.:p

Ah, you are referring to my prophesied NS death and rebirth.

I thought that sort of thing was expected of deities. :p

What are you, Satan's little helper?:p

Now I have to suffer for some stupid benanbags I didn't even order in the first place? That damn I V Stalin, he must have made the order out on my name - oh, just wait till I catch him!:mad: *shakes fist*

You mock the mud-filled beanbag?!?

Ooh, you better hope I don't win. :mad:

What are you, Satan's little helper?:p

Now I have to suffer for some stupid benanbags I didn't even order in the first place? That damn I V Stalin, he must have made the order out on my name - oh, just wait till I catch him!:mad: *shakes fist*
Satan? No, no... you got it all wrong... it's our new God to-be... and I've got an order for uh....let me check... 666 bean bags filled with ... err... mud. Yes.

You mock the mud-filled beanbag?!?

Ooh, you better hope I don't win. :mad:

Like I don't already *whimpers*







On second thought - bah, as if! I'll buy up some votes and give them all to Her/Him Who Shall Remain Nameless For Now*. You're so going to lose this thing.:p

*i.e. whoever makes the best offer

Satan? No, no... you got it all wrong... it's our new God to-be...
That's what he wants you to think... *cue eery music*

That's what he wants you to think... *cue eery music*
Well. He's got the mud filled bags. You got nothing but eery music. He wins. :p

Are either of you from Australia? Because I have plans for them...

Well. He's got the mud filled bags. You got nothing but eery music. He wins. :p
Damn, pwned.:p

Nah. I live underground. I'm safe. ... I think. ... Am I?

Are either of you from Australia? Because I have plans for them...
Nope. As if we''d admit to that now - please, we may be soon dead, but we're not stupid :rolleyes:

Nah. I live underground. I'm safe. ... I think. ... Am I?

:D

:D
You know... you're doing a really good job at disturbing the comfortable :eek:

What are you, Satan's little helper?:p

Now I have to suffer for some stupid benanbags I didn't even order in the first place? That damn I V Stalin, he must have made the order out on my name - oh, just wait till I catch him!:mad: *shakes fist*
Aha! My plan is finally coming to fruition! Now I just need to find out precisely what my plan was...hmmm...

Lunatic Goofballs is Dead!
Long live Lunatic Goofballs!

Nope. As if we''d admit to that now - please, we may be soon dead, but we're not stupid :rolleyes:

Nope. As Almighty, I swear that I won't kill. Oh, I won't alter the normal lives and deaths of people. You are all free to kill eachother.

But I won't. I'm far more creative than that. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/engel/angel-smiley-014.gif http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/teufel/devil-smiley-024.gif

Nope. As Almighty, I swear that I won't kill. Oh, I won't alter the normal lives and deaths of people. You are all free to kill eachother.

But I won't. I'm far more creative than that. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/engel/angel-smiley-014.gif http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/teufel/devil-smiley-024.gif


Well.... that wasn't very scary.

All that build-up for this?

Well.... that wasn't very scary.

All that build-up for this?
You're right. I'm a little dissapointed myself.
The disturbed are comforted.
Leaves us with at least 666 beanbags full of mud.
..
...
Hmmmm....

Well.... that wasn't very scary.

All that build-up for this?

I consider death to be an end to suffering. If I really want someone to suffer, why would I want it to end?

Scared yet? :)

*throws the first mudbag at LG*
What? http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/en...smiley-014.gif

I consider death to be an end to suffering. If I really want someone to suffer, why would I want it to end?

Scared yet? :)

Honestly? No.

Sorry.


*throws the first mudbag at LG*
*throws a couple more, hits LG square in the face*

You know, we could spam this thread to death just by slowly throwing the other 663... :D

Suppose you could choose who would be God. Suppose you had to pick an NSer.

Who amongst us would you be most willing to worship as your new God?

((I'll make a poll when I have ten seconded nominations. :)

Lunatic Goofballs (seconded)
[violet] (seconded)
Menelmacar
Pure Metal
Myrth (seconded)
Tribes of Longton (seconded)
Kanabia (seconded)
Smunkeeville (seconded)
Czardas (seconded)
Peechland (seconded)
Murderous Maniacs
Unicron? *Verifying NS membership
Nureonia
The Plutonian Empire
Well, for obvious reasons, Murderous Maniacs.
The King is Dead! ..... Long live the King. :(

You know, we could spam this thread to death just by slowly throwing the other 663... :D
Ooh! Excellent idea! :D

Honestly? No.

Sorry.



*throws a couple more, hits LG square in the face*

You know, we could spam this thread to death just by slowly throwing the other 663... :D

*whips out his big book of goofballian curses*

Hmm... will I curse you with Perpetual Defecation, or Whole Body Tastebuds?

I'm thinking the tastebuds. There's nothing quite like the flavor of one's own crotch. :D

There's nothing quite like the flavor of one's own crotch. :D

I'll have to take your word for that. :D


*throws 663rd mudbag, knocks LG out*

Just to get this thread back on topic a bit, I'll second PM.

Now, on with the spamming.
*throws mudbag at WYTYG*

Hmmm...from now on, I shall call you Wittig.

Ooo, I third PM :D being the gf of the Almighty could be interesting...

Just to get this thread back on topic a bit, I'll second PM.

Now, on with the spamming.
*throws mudbag at WYTYG*

Hmmm...from now on, I shall call you Wittig.

*comes to* That's ten. You think I should make a new thread, or just put the poll on this thread?

*passes out*

Just to get this thread back on topic a bit, I'll second PM.

Now, on with the spamming.
*throws mudbag at WYTYG*

Hmmm...from now on, I shall call you Wittig.

Oh, it actually took me a while to figure out who you're talking about *insert sheepish-looking smilie*

Okay, I'll refrain from throwing anything back at you, but only if you don't call me "Wittig". That's awful. And no, I can't think of anything better either. :(

*comes to* That's ten. You think I should make a new thread, or just put the poll on this thread?

*passes out*

Aww, there, there. *pats softly on cheek*
I didn't mean to hit you that hard, honest.


ETA: Oh, and when you wake up, just put the poll on this thread.

I think there's some important points of religious ettiquette here.

When, for example, I stub my toe and scream "oh fucking hell!" cos it hurts so much, then whose hell am I fucking?

And on the subject of fucking, if I and another are engaged in the said act then is it still entirely appropriate if I or the other scream/howl/moan 'Oh God'?

I think we should be told.

*comes to* That's ten. You think I should make a new thread, or just put the poll on this thread?

*passes out*
Make a new thread. Then people won't be confused. You know how easily people get confused on here.

Last edited by Glitziness : Today at 11:21 PM. Reason: damn you I V Stalin!
That's the second time in this thread I've been damned. Wow.

Oh, it actually took me a while to figure out who you're talking about *insert sheepish-looking smilie*

Okay, I'll refrain from throwing anything back at you, but only if you don't call me "Wittig". That's awful. And no, I can't think of anything better either. :(
Ok, Wittig.

When, for example, I stub my toe and scream "oh fucking hell!" cos it hurts so much, then whose hole am I fucking?
:D
My god, I'm so bored.






Re-read the quote if you're confused.

Ok, Wittig.
Har har.

Make that 3 times.

It'll have to be a new thread. The thread tools don't seem to like me today.

I nominate Fass.

A sarcastic, gay, Atheist God. I can't wait.:p

My smitings and poundings would be eternal.

My smitings and poundings would be eternal.

YAY! :D

If I didn't already have ten, I'd second the nomination.

My smitings and poundings would be eternal.

even though I've already cast my vote and so on, can you quote Oscar Wilde at will? and many other quotes from the 18th and 19th century? I always feel that adds a touch of class to anyone.

if you can I'll vote for you*. But unfortunately I can't help you with anything else.


*this may be a lie.

even though I've already cast my vote and so on, can you quote Oscar Wilde at will? and many other quotes from the 18th and 19th century? I always feel that adds a touch of class to anyone.

if you can I'll vote for you*. But unfortunately I can't help you with anything else.

*this may be a lie.

Well, you know what Oscar said: "True friends stab you in the front."

Ooo, I third PM :D being the gf of the Almighty could be interesting...
i don't know why i didn't nominate you... i mean the almighty could be a goddess, right? :eek:

tell you what, you vote me into being god and you automatcally become such a goddess... of course you allready are, but lets not tell them that or it might spoil the surprise ;)

and i'm sure we could find ways of making it very interesting... *ponders* :D

Just to get this thread back on topic a bit, I'll second PM.

woohoo! the plan is coming together! :D

cower, mortals *nods*

I second Czardas. He is really a pretty cool guy. Plus he already owns the Mithril Key of Tri'Zigathor, the F'narl of Plukhquok, and the Ancient Eternal Stone of Zelatholia Iruos-Prime, which according to the writings of the Great Prophet Skyv'year only the true Ruler of the Multiverse may possess.

What? You didn't know you were supposed to have that stuff? How did you expect to become Gods then? ;)

max barry is and always will be god

Well, you know what Oscar said: "True friends stab you in the front."
Straughn hmmms.
Well, that would mean everyone else are johns and other such-business associates! ;)

max barry is and always will be god
And the father of my precious child. I remember someone bringing up golden showers earlier ....
:eek:

yeah, but many of us look like jesus, like me:
http://www.greyphoenix.biz/Parties/Patricks/IMG_7896.html


No...you look like Charles Manson.

Not Jeebus.

Ah, you are referring to my prophesied NS death and rebirth.

I thought that sort of thing was expected of deities. :p
You know i am talking of this......If Lunatic Goofballs died, who would succeed him as class clown? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=393101)-It used to be Lunatic Goofballs has died.....