NationStates Jolt Archive


Should I Post This To Findus Foods?

Brattain
08-01-2006, 11:03
Dear Findus,

I would like to open this letter by complimenting you on your wonderful products. Your delicious frozen meals are wholesome, tasty and indeed, so very quick to eat for those with a busy lifestyle such as myself. It would not be unusual for me to eat three of your meals one after another in quick succession and still have room for more!

I have recently ventured into your ‘Wok’ stir-fry range and it is wonderful! I tip the contents into my pan and hey presto! A wonderful Chinese meal! I add nothing to your bag of food other than merely a handful or two of prawns and maybe a few fresh vegetables, mushrooms etc for garnish. So very, very tasty. I firmly believe that your delicious meals coupled with a carefully chosen programme of vitamin and mineral supplements are all that a healthy body needs, to deal with a hectic lifestyle of hustle and bustle!

Not only do I recommend your frozen food to anyone, I recommend your website to everyone as well! It really is helpful, informative and- most of all- USEFUL!

I find myself using your website fairly regularly now. It is simple to use and very well structured indeed. So many websites these days are so complicated and busy on the eye, full of menus and sub menus and sub-sub menus and links to this and links to that and links to the other. Link link bloody link! Aaaargh! This is not the case with you (or should I say U?). Your website is easy in the extreme to navigate. Only the other day our boiler broke. I simply entered the word ‘plumber’ into the box on your homepage, and my postcode into the other. Within seconds I had the number of a local plumber! Marvellous!

I only wish to add that I really feel it a breath of fresh air that a food company such as yours clearly displays a strong sense of social responsibility by offering this very useful (if not culinary-related) service to your customers, and other more healthy eaters, on the internet.

So to finish I say well done, for your microwave wizardry, and of course, your wonderful ufindus.com internet service. Please keep me informed of any innovative new ideas you may have on the horizon.

Yours sincerely,

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Heron-Marked Warriors
08-01-2006, 11:04
No, you should not post it. Letters like this are pointless, and lacking in profanity.
Amecian
08-01-2006, 11:10
*Let us know if you see discoloration on the tip of your nose, would ya?:p

Lacks:

Profanity
Witty Insults
Dry Sarcasm

*Meant in good-fun, joke sort of way...
Brattain
08-01-2006, 11:19
The lack of profanity was intentional. If the witty insults and dry sarcasm went over your head however, I might hazard a guess that you are from the old US of A?

By the way ufindus.com is a web-directory service that has nothing to do with findus foods.
Heron-Marked Warriors
08-01-2006, 11:24
It's still not worth the cost of a stamp to have your letter ignored. Leave it on your floor and it gets ignored for free.
Kanabia
08-01-2006, 11:58
Hee.

Just email it, though.
BackwoodsSquatches
08-01-2006, 12:18
The lack of profanity was intentional. If the witty insults and dry sarcasm went over your head however, I might hazard a guess that you are from the old US of A?

By the way ufindus.com is a web-directory service that has nothing to do with findus foods.


Funny, is when Brits think only they understand sarcasm.
Amecian
08-01-2006, 12:24
Hee.

Just email it, though.

*nod* And post [highly-unlikely]replies on here. ^.^
Anarchic Conceptions
08-01-2006, 13:20
Funny, is when Brits think only they understand sarcasm.

We patented irony dammit!

:p