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Where can one get HGH(Human growth hormone) over the counter, anywhere in Europe?

Where can one get HGH(Human growth hormone) over the counter, anywhere in Europe?

Hopefully nowhere. For that to be in the hands of the average person, m'thinks, would be a horrible idea. ...Why do you ask..?

For heigh increasing purpeses

For heigh increasing purpeses

I reccomend platform shoes as a much safer option for all involved.

but thats not real height, and it will look wiered couse your legs are to large in comperison to your torso

You can always use The Rack. Of course I would stop when your bones break.

whats the rack

whats the rack

It's a torture device, it's basically a table with two cylinders at each end. A rope is tied to both of your hands and feet, and is wrap around the cylinders. The person torturing you would turn the cylinders, thus pulling your hands and feet away from one another. So it's basically stretching you. Sometimes bone break, people break into halves etc.

I think i'll rather go with some HGH injections

Where can one get HGH(Human growth hormone) over the counter, anywhere in Europe?

If you have a growth hormone deficiency you can get it from doctors. You can however not just walk into a supermarket and grab it of the shelves.

If you have a growth hormone deficiency you can get it from doctors. You can however not just walk into a supermarket and grab it of the shelves.

Ï'm not low low, but i am lot lower then the avrege male from the place I am from, and a lot lower then my father, and even grandfather, all males in my family are 2-3 inches taller then me, i am 17 years old, so i am hoping that the growth plates have not closed yet.

Bosnians are 6 feet avrege and I'm 5 foot 9, Honestly I feel like a midget when on the street in Sarajevo

Other then that Is there anyone here that have tried any supplements ot anything that is to add inches..

If you tried the product what were your results?

Confidence doesn't come from height, it comes from mentality.
:) If heights making you self-concious, beat the sh*t out of a tall person.

i don't know if they're available over-the-counter, but for sure you can consult with a doctor and he can prescribe some (i forget the kind of specialist but ask your family doctor). my brother took it for a few months when he was 16, but unfortunately, his bones were already "fused", he only grew an extra 2 inch.

Confidence doesn't come from height, it comes from mentality.
:) If heights making you self-concious, beat the sh*t out of a tall person.

Hmm. I think I will, never liked tll ppl anyways, i'll go find the tallest basterd there is and beat the shit out of him with my stick..

*gives american cookie for helping his self conifidence*

i don't know if they're available over-the-counter, but for sure you can consult with a doctor and he can prescribe some (i forget the kind of specialist but ask your family doctor). my brother took it for a few months when he was 16, but unfortunately, his bones were already "fused", he only grew an extra 2 inch.

but do i need to qulify or something to be able to get it.
Think is I live in norway at this point in time, and over here they are cind of strickt on, well anything, they don't treat certain things, becouse, well dunno.
And the health care system, even dough funded well is burocratick and unefficient, so I don't know if they would give it to me:(
But I am mooving to Canada in 2 years anyways so maybe if my bones arn't fused i'll have a late teen growth spurt:D

But I'll ask mt doctor, bye the way for how long did your brother take HGH.

Does anyone thinks that this sounds okey

http://heightboosting.com/ingredients.htm

how short are you exactly?

He's 5'9", he said in a previous post.

:cool:
*Happily munches on cookie, completely ignoring the fact that he's from an extremely tall Slav family...*

He's 5'9", he said in a previous post.

:cool:
*Happily munches on cookie, completely ignoring the fact that he's.. from an extremely tall Slav family...*

What to you have against extremely tall Slavs:p
I Hope to be an Extremely tall Slav..
For now I am an avrege Slav;)

What to you have against extremely tall Slavs:p
I Hope to be an Extremely tall Slav..
For now I am an avrege Slav;)

Uh...

And you would be willing to risk cancer, etc. All to gain a couple of inches when you're already taller than most people?

Uh...

And you would be willing to risk cancer, etc. All to gain a couple of inches when you're already taller than most people?


But for my etnicety, and Family I am low, so think of it, the avrege male in the USA is 5'9" thats the same as I am, but the avrege bosnian male is 6'
Then I am 3" lower then avrege, so if you were an american male. And you were 5'6" wouldn't you want to be taller.;)

If you are moving to Canada, you will probably find that 5'9" is not so short after all. It all depends on what part you move to. When I visited Toronto, I felt incredibly tall, and I am 6 feet.

On the other hand, out here in the west, 6 feet is more close to average. I know of several dozen women that exceed 6'3" inches.

But for my etnicety, and Family I am low, so think of it, the avrege male in the USA is 5'9" thats the same as I am, but the avrege bosnian male is 6'

Given that some Americans will call themselves by their ancestors homelands, I have to ask - Were you born & raised in Bosnia or the U.S?



What to you have against extremely tall Slavs
I Hope to be an Extremely tall Slav..
For now I am an avrege Slav

Nothing at all( When I said "he" I meant myself). My familys been in the U.S for about two generations but hailed from mainly Ireland, Russia, Germany (and a few French-Canadians and French)

But for my etnicety, and Family I am low, so think of it, the avrege male in the USA is 5'9" thats the same as I am, but the avrege bosnian male is 6'
Then I am 3" lower then avrege, so if you were an american male. And you were 5'6" wouldn't you want to be taller.;)

I still really don't see how it matters...

Meh, then again, i'm 6'...

Im not a doctor, but I dont think HGH would help you.
It might increase your muscle mass, but I dont think it would increase your height.

Professional wrestlers use it, becuase it doesnt show up on steroid tests.
They dont grow taller, just larger.

Given that some Americans will call themselves by their ancestors homelands, I have to ask - Were you born & raised in Bosnia or the U.S? Born in Bosnia, then Jugoslavia fucked it self up, raised in Norway. Going to the US, or Canada after I finish school to start a new life.
In norway I will always be a forginer.. But after all i ended up here becouse of a war so thats okey i guess




Nothing at all( When I said "he" I meant myself). My familys been in the U.S for about two generations but hailed from mainly Ireland, Russia, Germany (and a few French-Canadians and French)

Ok, just tought that you were talking about me since bosnians are Slavs;)

(i forget the kind of specialist but ask your family doctor)

Endocrinologist.

And I recommend you DON'T take HGH. You should first consult with your doctor, and ask him/her if they can recommend an endocrinologist in your area. Then go from there....

Also, don't buy diet/supplement pills online.....

can't you just get special shoes?

Endocrinologist.

And I recommend you DON'T take HGH. You should first consult with your doctor, and ask him/her if they can recommend an endocrinologist in your area. Then go from there....

Also, don't buy diet/supplement pills online.....

I approve this message. And, really, him already being so tall (come on, there's nothing wrong with 5.9'/175 cm) and at that age, I doubt HGH would do any good, or that anyone would prescribe it.

Then again, I'm not an endocrinologist, and they can be weird people, so you never know...

I approve this message. And, really, him already being so tall (come on, there's nothing wrong with 5.9'/175 cm) and at that age, I doubt HGH would do any good, or that anyone would prescribe it.

Then again, I'm not an endocrinologist, and they can be weird people, so you never know...

:fluffle:

And endocrinologists aren't weird ;)!

Unless he's had a full blown exam, no endo in their right mind would even consider HGH. Seventeen is pretty much past the age of any type of growth therapy. Either the GP's are fused or there isn't enough time to administer the therapy before they DO fuse.

Kid, you're 17. HGH isn't going to do much for you, if anything. What it WILL do is hurt your internal organs. Your nose and ears will enlarge (yeah, that'll help with your confidence.)

It's a BAD IDEA, get it?

:fluffle:

And endocrinologists aren't weird ;)!

Are too! Every last one I met, there was something dodgy with. You could never really put your finger on it. ;)

Unless he's had a full blown exam, no endo in their right mind would even consider HGH. Seventeen is pretty much past the age of any type of growth therapy. Either the GP's are fused or there isn't enough time to administer the therapy before they DO fuse.

Exactly. And apart from one of those orthopaedic bone elongation surgeries they sometime perform on dwarfs (or is it little people? midgets? I keep forgetting the English PC term), and thus not on people like him, to give them an extra ten centimetres or so, there's not much one can do.

How tall were/are the men in your mother's family? If they're averaging around 5'6 or so, you're just in the middle of your mom's genes and your dad's genes. Give it a rest, already!

Besides, it's been shown that when two people at one extreme (two very tall or two very short) have children, those children tend toward the average. And believe me, I know plenty of guys that'd kill to be 5'9", man. The further east you go in Canada, the shorter people tend to be. In Ontario, I felt just slightly below average at 5'1, but in Newfoundland I feel huge. (I'm the first girl to reach 5' in height in at least 5 generations, and that's only because my father was 5'6".)

And can 3 inches really make THAT much difference? Grow your hair out and get a mohawk, fer Pete's sake! Don't kill yourself slowly with supplements. HGH is no better than the scam supplement your other thread was about for someone your age.

Are too! Every last one I met, there was something dodgy with. You could never really put your finger on it. ;)

Exactly. And apart from one of those orthopaedic bone elongation surgeries they sometime perform on dwarfs (or is it little people? midgets? I keep forgetting the English PC term), and thus not on people like him, to give them an extra ten centimetres or so, there's not much one can do.

Icky PC terms, haha. Midgets, dwarfs, little people.....I'm not sure. The cost of the surgery alone would outweigh the benefits!

Just ask Dave Boston for some... snicker

I'm considerably shorer than most of my friends. I'm 5'8" in a group that consists of mostly 6' + ers.

But I'm the only one of them that can do a backflip. :)

I had a friend who was refused growth hormones by the hospital. He was 16 and four foot eight (i think), but his dad was way over six foot (taller than me, and I'm six two) so yeah, go figure.

Icky PC terms, haha. Midgets, dwarfs, little people.....I'm not sure. The cost of the surgery alone would outweigh the benefits!

Don't forget the pain! It's gruesome and is done slowly over a year or so. The bones (the femur and fibula/tibia, IIRC) are broken and pins are rammed through them, and then the pins are attached to an exoskeleton of sorts that can be elongated millimetres at a time to pull the fractures apart, elongating the procallus (it never really does become a real callus as you keep breaking it up) and thus the bone until you arrive at your designated length, when it is finally left to heal. You are of course immobile throughout this, and in quite the pain.

But, then, there'd be no gain, would there? ;)

Don't forget the pain! It's gruesome and is done slowly over a year or so. The bones (the femur and fibula/tibia, IIRC) are broken and pins are rammed through them, and then the pins are attached to an exoskeleton of sorts that can be elongated millimetres at a time to pull the fractures apart, elongating the procallus (it never really does become a real callus as you keep breaking it up) and thus the bone until you arrive at your designated length, when it is finally left to heal. You are of course immobile throughout this, and in quite the pain.

But, then, there'd be no gain, would there? ;)

Astonishing how certain modern medical techniques bear a striking resemblance to certain medieval torture techniques. :p

Don't forget the pain! It's gruesome and is done slowly over a year or so. The bones (the femur and fibula/tibia, IIRC) are broken and pins are rammed through them, and then the pins are attached to an exoskeleton of sorts that can be elongated millimetres at a time to pull the fractures apart, elongating the procallus (it never really does become a real callus as you keep breaking it up) and thus the bone until you arrive at your designated length, when it is finally left to heal. You are of course immobile throughout this, and in quite the pain.

But, then, there'd be no gain, would there? ;)

Hehe. Have you thought about what you want to specialize in yet? I hear neuroendocrinology is great :D!

Astonishing how certain modern medical techniques bear a striking resemblance to certain medieval torture techniques. :p

Which, coincidentally, explains so much about the people into ortho.

Hehe. Have you thought about what you want to specialize in yet? I hear neuroendocrinology is great :D!

I'm certainly dodgy enough. :p But, really, I'm having thoughts about ob/gyn, but I'll be having thoughts about something else in a weeks time, probably. I don't yet know what I wanna be when I grow up.

Which, coincidentally, explains so much about the people into ortho.



I'm certainly dodgy enough. :p But, really, I'm having thoughts about ob/gyn, but I'll be having thoughts about something else in a weeks time, probably. I don't yet know what I wanna be when I grow up.

If it'll make you feel better, I'll be equally frightened no matter which kind of medicine you practice. :)

;)

If it'll make you feel better, I'll be equally frightened no matter which kind of medicine you practice. :)

;)

You know, I will be, too. :)

Ï'm not low low, but i am lot lower then the avrege male from the place I am from, and a lot lower then my father, and even grandfather, all males in my family are 2-3 inches taller then me, i am 17 years old, so i am hoping that the growth plates have not closed yet.

Bosnians are 6 feet avrege and I'm 5 foot 9, Honestly I feel like a midget when on the street in Sarajevo

Other then that Is there anyone here that have tried any supplements ot anything that is to add inches..

If you tried the product what were your results?


At 17 you have not finished growing. You may still have a late growth spurt. David Robertson, a pro basketball player, grew 6 inches between his freshman and sophmore years in college. I want to say that growth for men completely ends around 21-22 years, but someone would have to verify that.

If it makes you feel better, I am thinking about making a list of reasons why 6'3" sucks.

1- can't get hand into f'ing pringles can
2- hit head on regular basis on lamps and planters in restaurants (always a points winner on dates)
3- did I mention hitting my head a lot
4- cloths take up more space in dressers and closets
5- can't fit into many small cars without a shoehorn.
6- long arms means that push-ups for the Physical Fitness test suck (Force=mass*distance)
7- People assume you can play basketball

Lord Jimbo
God-Emperor of Jimbolandistan

If it makes you feel better, I am thinking about making a list of reasons why 6'3" sucks.

Oh, you poor, tall thing, you.

In any case, no legitimate doctor would proscribe growth hormone for a mere 3 inches of height.

I think i'll rather go with some HGH injections
How old are you? If you're very far past puberty HGH won't really make you taller. The thing is that your bones just stop lengthening after a while and no hormone available anywhere will change that.

my mum's thinking about putting me on HGH. because she stopped growing at my age. im like five feet and Im supposed to be 5 foot four. but according to an x-ray my bones haven't fused yet and im still in puberty.

I was almost sure that this thread said "How to get HIGH over the counter."


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I'm certainly dodgy enough. :p But, really, I'm having thoughts about ob/gyn, but I'll be having thoughts about something else in a weeks time, probably. I don't yet know what I wanna be when I grow up.
I think you'd make a great in pediatrics, or else internal medicine (oh god...that means fass reminds me to some extent of my father. hold me.)

but seriously, you seem like the kinda person who actually cares about people, which is sadly lacking in alot of doctors....(not that I hate my dads partners for being soulless bastards or anything like that. no. not at all.)


aaaaaanyway, don't take HGH. First of all, you're average height. Second, you're past the age where they will really help, but still vulnerable to negative effects. third, being tall isn't always so great. I'm only 6'2", and STILL have people asking me how the weather is "up here". Really, it isn't worth it. Deal with the fact that you aren't a giant. Become friends with midgets if it is that bad. You'll be tall by relativity.

Listen, people here are giving you various ideas which are complicated, and completely unnecessary.

The simple solution is to tie a heavy weight around your feet. Then, jump up and grab hold of the top of a door frame, and just... dangle. For 6 - 12 months.

Assuming your arms don't drop off, when you let go you'll be taller! I guarantee* it!

* I do not guarantee this guarantee, however.

For heigh increasing purpeses

You Could always find yourself very small friends, Or carry a series of undersized props with you, and if anyone criticises your size fake shouting and inform them that you are actually further away than they think.

You Could always find yourself very small friends, Or carry a series of undersized props with you, and if anyone criticises your size fake shouting and inform them that you are actually further away than they think.

ROTFLMAO