NationStates Jolt Archive

A while ago, we had a Miss NationStates contest on here. In the interest of fairness, I thought it's time for a Mister NationStates contest now.

So, this is the nomination thread. Please post your candidates here, you can nominate yourself if you like (or feel you have to). I'll create a poll with the nominees on... ah, let's see... Wednesday.

Have fun!

Fass

Contest Over.

See you next year!

A while ago, we had a Miss NationStates contest on here. In the interest of fairness, I thought it's time for a Mister NationStates contest now.

So, this is the nomination thread. Please post your candidates here, you can nominate yourself if you like (or feel you have to). I'll create a poll with the nominees on... ah, let's see... Wednesday.

Have fun!

Can I pretend to be a guy to get nominated?

Fass

Contest Over.

See you next year!

We'll see about that. ;)

Oh, and btw, I nominate Carnivorous Lickers and Hullepupp.

Fass

Contest Over.

See you next year!

I immediately withdraw, as I don't like these popularity contests, and nominate Keruvalia, because he is hot and fun and great.

Can I pretend to be a guy to get nominated?

Not after asking this question, you can't.

I immediately withdraw, as I don't like these popularity contests

That's why you win. :)

Eutrusca :p
Why not? No one else would nominate him...

I immediately withdraw, as I don't like these popularity contests, and nominate Keruvalia, because he is hot and fun and great.

You can refuse the title, but you cannpt refuse the nomination, I think

*flips through rules book

Not after asking this question, you can't.

Well, it was worth a shot.

That's why you win. :)

That's not how it works. :(

You can refuse the title, but you cannpt refuse the nomination, I think
*flips through rules book

Oh, yes I can! And do.

I renominate Fass.

I renominate Fass.

I reject this and all future nominations in every similar thread. I do so infinity, and infinity plus one if necessary. So there.

What are the criteria that make a Mr. NS?

And will there be a swimsuit contest?

Eut!

and its a shame amy has gone to bed... i want a nomination! (and i would guess she'd vote for me ;))

I reject this and all future nominations in every similar thread. I do so infinity, and infinity plus one if necessary. So there.
Quick, everyone, nominate Fass an infinite number plus two times!

Eut!

and its a shame amy has gone to bed... i want a nomination! (and i would guess she'd vote for me ;))

I nominate PM, too, then. He likes these things.

I nominate PM, too, then. He likes these things.
i need a false sense of self-worth instilled by a virtual personality contest, yes. thanks :fluffle:

I don't nominate Fass.


Good ole reverse psychology should do the trick....

When was there a Miss NationStates contest? I miss all the good threads.

I nominate Fass and Keru to rule jointly.

I nominate Kanabia and Fiddlebottoms, but only if they fight to the death. And I hope Fiddlebottoms loses, because he's probably not the cuter one.

Is there some unspoken understanding that Mods will probably not be nominated?

When was there a Miss NationStates contest? I miss all the good threads.

I nominate Fass and Keru to rule jointly.
many months ago... aeons ago....
tink won i think. but then again there were tons of other personality contest threads about then...

many months ago... aeons ago....
tink won i think. but then again there were tons of other personality contest threads about then...
There's always some contest or another.

many months ago... aeons ago....
tink won i think. but then again there were tons of other personality contest threads about then...

There were age groups. And I won in mine. How could you possibly have forgotten that?
Ok, I'll admit, I didn't have much competition in my age group, but still... :mad:

There's always some contest or another.

Yup. Cause people love 'em.

Simonist']I nominate Kanabia and Fiddlebottoms, but only if they fight to the death. And I hope Fiddlebottoms loses, because he's probably not the cuter one.

Is there some unspoken understanding that Mods will probably not be nominated?

*flips through rules books

No... can't find anything on that here...

When was there a Miss NationStates contest? I miss all the good threads.

There is no reason a woman couldn't be Mr. NationStates.

There were age groups. And I won in mine. How could you possibly have forgotten that?
Ok, I'll admit, I didn't have much competition in my age group, but still... :mad:
Wait a minute, I remember now. I was a judge.

*flips through rules books

No... can't find anything on that here...
Okay, good, because I still dont' feel like nominating any Mods. But if I did, I can rest well knowing that this option is open to me.

There is no reason a woman couldn't be Mr. NationStates.
Then I nominate myself. I can be the hottest she-Mr Nationstates this year.

There were age groups. And I won in mine. How could you possibly have forgotten that?
Ok, I'll admit, I didn't have much competition in my age group, but still... :mad:
so...many.... personality contests....
meh. (sorry ;))

Simonist']Then I nominate myself. I can be the hottest she-Mr Nationstates this year.

Good on you! Break down those gender roles and orthodoxies! I will continue hoping Keruvalia kicks your little lady-like ass, though, with that, oh, so fine booty of his.

Simonist']

Is there some unspoken understanding that Mods will probably not be nominated?

Myrth's hypothetical cleavage should get him a nomination.

I nominate Melkor because I can.

I nominate me. Cos I can.
Yup.

I swear that I did not see Neo K's post when I wrote mine.
This is clearly a huge conspiracy involving the Jews and the Mods.

i feel like nominating a n00b.

*doesn't know any noobs*
bah

There is no reason a woman couldn't be Mr. NationStates.


Yes there is, Fass has run away with the nominations....:D

Yes there is, Fass has run away with the nominations....:D

I hold no nominations. They just don't stick. Keruvalia ftw!

I will nominate Melkor! It would annoy him to no end! :D

i feel like nominating a n00b.

*doesn't know any noobs*
bah

A n00b... a n00b... let's see, who do we have...
For some reason Wildwolfden comes to mind....

A n00b... a n00b... let's see, who do we have...
For some reason Wildwolfden comes to mind....
Ahw, yes, Mr. Stalker man, or so we theorized.

Simonist']
Is there some unspoken understanding that Mods will probably not be nominated?
definately not. I nominate e-slav.

I nominate myself, even though that's against the rules, But I still do it anyways. Becuase I don't even care! Becuase I'm a madman!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! <Insert Madness.>

(Seriously, someone nominate me and they will get mucho money-oh.)

Ah, and I nominate Lunatic Goofballs.

Maybe there could be a whole n00b category.

If anyone can be bothered to nominate any.

I'm not.

Bothered that is.

Meh.

I nominate myself, even though that's against the rules, But I still do it anyways. Becuase I don't even care! Becuase I'm a madman!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! <Insert Madness.>

(Seriously, someone nominate me and they will get mucho money-oh.)

Ah, and I nominate Lunatic Goofballs.Alright, I'll nominate my good friend, the pirate-muffin-man, Ravea. All the best of luck to you!!

Ahw, yes, Mr. Stalker man, or so we theorized.

Who's "we"?

Eut. :)

Who's "we"?
Me, myself, and someone I can't remember.

Alright, I'll nominate my good friend, the pirate-muffin-man, Ravea. All the best of luck to you!!

Ah! My old love, to the rescue!

*Hug*

Many thanks!

I nominate myself, because Neo-K, Tribes, GNM, and Fittles think I'm a sexy beast.

Which I am.

Simonist']Then I nominate myself. I can be the hottest she-Mr Nationstates this year.
You'd be... Shister NS then? Or maybe... Misster?

ahem



why am I not mentioned anywhere?

Nation of Fortune, my male gay lover! :D (Neither of us are gay, by the way...o_0)

ahem



why am I not mentioned anywhere?
nobody knows who you are, make a case for yourself and I may edit my nomination (although it will take a lot of convincing)

Eut!

and its a shame amy has gone to bed... i want a nomination! (and i would guess she'd vote for me ;))

I nominate Pure Metal. He's sexy. :)

I nominate Pure Metal. He's sexy. :)

Already done, and for the same reason. His accent is very hot.

Already done, and for the same reason. His accent is very hot.

Actually - that is the very reason... the accent. :)

Actually - that is the very reason... the accent. :)

Isn't it fascinating? It's so phonetically pleasing.

Isn't it fascinating? It's so phonetically pleasing.

I have to admit, I also have an English accent - although mine is now corrupted by my years in the States.

PM still has the pure accent. Thus, PM is sexy.

I nominate myself! I can gnaw through a hockey puck.

I nominate myself, because Neo-K, Tribes, GNM, and Fittles think I'm a sexy beast.

Which I am.

I doth secondeth thy nominationeth!

I doth secondeth thy nominationeth!

Yay! My plea didn't fall on deaf ears!

Yay! My plea didn't fall on deaf ears!


WHAT?

WHAT?

*points to harem*

I'm not above a nice popularity contest.

I nominate Pure Metal. He's sexy. :)
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Okay, I really just wanted to see if I could do that and I needed a reference to Pure Metal to make it work. I never use smileys but I had a urge for a specific one I still haven't found. But yeah, he's a cool cat. Him and Keruvalia, even if I spelled his name wrong (the cajun music teacher, if I've got the wrong dude.)

Actually, it's true ...

Pure Metal is dead sexy.

Fass, however, embodies the NS experience. That subtle sarcasm mixed with a cynic's ideaology combined with a European state of mind and being a giant pooferistic fagtastic human. All of those things the Right Wing American posters hate about NS makes Fass the perfect NS poster child.

Sexy isn't enough. PM is, however, the sexiest NSer I've seen a pic of. :D

(the cajun music teacher, if I've got the wrong dude.)

That's me :D

Isn't it fascinating? It's so phonetically pleasing.
he's got that movie-guy voice thing going for him too...a la "The Patriot" (granted, he turned up the brit accent a bit for that).

Very good radio voice.

I nominate PM and Keru yet again.

And LG.

Edit: Throw in Rotovia too

Eutrusca :p
Why not? No one else would nominate him...
Gee, thanks. Um ... I think! :confused:

That's me :D
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many months ago... aeons ago....
tink won i think. but then again there were tons of other personality contest threads about then...

Are we talking about mine, which was like...a year ago...?

So I recall, it came down to Tink, Shaed and Aerou, and then disintergrated into...yeah...let's leave that forgotten about....

EDIT - Woohoo! 14,000 :)

I nominate myself, just to piss of the Liberals. If elected, I will instantly recuse myself, and appoint Bill Oreilly in my place. :D

We'll see about that. ;)

Oh, and btw, I nominate Carnivorous Lickers and Hullepupp.

you´ve made the best choice ever

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Hahah, rockon whore :p

If elected, I will instantly recuse myself, and appoint Bill Oreilly in my place.

If Bill 'O Reilly ever, ever becomes the NS Poster child, I'll break out my hunting rounds.;)
*Capone voice*
Capiche?

Hahah, rockon whore :p
*Slaps wrist* You talk to your moma with that mouth?

*Slaps wrist* You talk to your moma with that mouth?

Yes.

I nominate myself, just to piss of the Liberals. If elected, I will instantly recuse myself, and appoint Bill Oreilly in my place. :D
Well i was going to vote Verdigroth but upon seeing your post i *MUST* switch to nominating you.
It's the only way that ignorant no-talent catpuke will actually show his cowardly leprechaun face on this forum, and there's a few of us who might enjoy that!

Oh yeah ... :fluffle:

*Slaps wrist* You talk to your moma with that mouth?
That's a narrow interpretation of the use of the mouth, if i may say so.
Especially given the context.

Well i was going to vote Verdigroth but upon seeing your post i *MUST* switch to nominating you.
It's the only way that ignorant no-talent catpuke will actually show his cowardly leprechaun face on this forum, and there's a few of us who might enjoy that!

Oh yeah ... :fluffle:
Yeah right. He'd be forum banned in 30 seconds because all the whiny Liberals would go crying to mod and say he was being a big meany to them. :D

Yeah right. He'd be forum banned in 30 seconds because all the whiny Liberals would go crying to mod and say he was being a big meany to them. :D
You can tell by all the liberals doing that now!!! :rolleyes:
Nah, he's pretty, but he can't type.
He'd just have to have his *secretary* transcribe for him, among other things. Oh, maybe you didn't see that episode!!
That's okay, you still got my vote. I'm waiting... ;)

I have to admit, I also have an English accent - although mine is now corrupted by my years in the States.

PM still has the pure accent. Thus, PM is sexy.
woohoo thanks :fluffle:

*talks like the private schoolboy he is* ;)


Fass, however, embodies the NS experience. That subtle sarcasm mixed with a cynic's ideaology combined with a European state of mind and being a giant pooferistic fagtastic human. All of those things the Right Wing American posters hate about NS makes Fass the perfect NS poster child
lmao!! :p
"pooferistic fagtastic human"... hehe :P


Sexy isn't enough. PM is, however, the sexiest NSer I've seen a pic of. :D
*raises eyebrow*
*starts smelling whiffs of sarcasm*

but thanks all the same :fluffle: ;)

Are we talking about mine, which was like...a year ago...?

So I recall, it came down to Tink, Shaed and Aerou, and then disintergrated into...yeah...let's leave that forgotten about....

EDIT - Woohoo! 14,000 :)
probably. i forget :p
i do remember the winners got kinda...catty. hmm

but woot on 14k! :fluffle: (more fluffles heh)

Eut!

and its a shame amy has gone to bed... i want a nomination! (and i would guess she'd vote for me ;))
Hmm.... I don't know....

hehe, just kidding :p of course I support all those who nominated Huw :fluffle: (especially Grave n Idle and Fass who appreciate the sexiness of his accent - I have looong recordings of it on my mp3 player, wahey!)

Hmm.... I don't know....

hehe, just kidding :p of course I support all those who nominated Huw :fluffle: (especially Grave n Idle and Fass who appreciate the sexiness of his accent - I have looong recordings of it on my mp3 player, wahey!)
you tease, you ;) :fluffle:
and soon enough you'll hear that (apparently) 'sexy accent' whispering things into your ear.... or barking orders to be... obeyed *cough* *wink* hehe :P

probably. i forget :p
i do remember the winners got kinda...catty. hmm

but woot on 14k! :fluffle: (more fluffles heh)

No, it wasn't the winners, but some people who didn't make it to the final round. Those three were all good about it.

And thanks. :p

you tease, you ;) :fluffle:
and soon enough you'll hear that (apparently) 'sexy accent' whispering things into your ear.... or barking orders to be... obeyed *cough* *wink* hehe :P

I can feel my eyes getting dirtier by the second...

Fass, however, embodies the NS experience. That subtle sarcasm mixed with a cynic's ideaology combined with a European state of mind and being a giant pooferistic fagtastic human. All of those things the Right Wing American posters hate about NS makes Fass the perfect NS poster child.

You sure do know how to sweet talk a guy.

I can feel my eyes getting dirtier by the second...
You're just jealous ;) :p

You're just jealous ;) :p

No no, It's just that my eyes are not used to this kind of secret pornography....

And, of course, we are all insanely jealous of you monopolising PM... *wink*

Alright now, Who do I have to bribe for nominations?

I can feel my eyes getting dirtier by the second...
You see? Too many mucky images and you will go blind.

*types from braille keyboard*

Alright now, Who do I have to bribe for nominations?
ah hell...I nominate Kanabia. And it has nothing to do with the 30 bottles of alcohol he's sending me now.