NationStates Jolt Archive

I've seen a few thread about good pick-up lines, but what about the answers you got so far?

I know some smart girls out there that will come up with a funny/witty retort to almost everything.
Best I heard so far:

"Hey, you're cute. Can I have your phone number?"
"It's in the phone book"
"Ah, great. Erm... and your name?"
"Right next to it"

I thought of the scene in the movie Real Genius:

"If there's ever anything I can do for you...or more to the point, TO you, just let me know."

"Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"

"Not right now."

'A girl's gotta have her standards."

:D

The best one Ive ever seen, was when a guy walked up to a friend of mine, a girl who is blessed with an acid wit, and when propositioned she replied "Im sorry, Im not gay."

Turned down, and emasculated, all in one blow.

The best one Ive ever seen, was when a guy walked up to a friend of mine, a girl who is blessed with an acid wit, and when propositioned she replied "Im sorry, Im not gay."

Turned down, and emasculated, all in one blow.

Devastating. :p

Devastating. :p


He probably was, but I couldnt tell.
Was too busy laughing.

The best one Ive ever seen, was when a guy walked up to a friend of mine, a girl who is blessed with an acid wit, and when propositioned she replied "Im sorry, Im not gay."

Turned down, and emasculated, all in one blow.

Brilliant. :D

He probably was, but I couldnt tell.
Was too busy laughing.

As I would have been. :)

The worst one I've ever heard was "Hey, how about you and me go hydrogen bond?"

Needless to say, it didnt work.

I'm probably going for the lamest retorts category, but here goes.

"But your not dead yet!"
"Great, I've been waiting to use my 14" strap-on!"
"Ok, just let me check in with my parole officer."

Of course the only one I've actually used: "I'm sorry, I don't talk to strangers and they don't get any stranger than you."

I'm probably going for the lamest retorts category, but here goes.

"But your not dead yet!"
"Great, I've been waiting to use my 14" strap-on!"
"Ok, just let me check in with my parole officer."

Of course the only one I've actually used: "I'm sorry, I don't talk to strangers and they don't get any stranger than you."

*lol

I like the one with the strap-on :D

*lol

I like the one with the strap-on

Thanks. Unfortunately I haven't had too many guys try to pick up on me so my experience with turning them down is limited.

Thanks. Unfortunately I haven't had too many guys try to pick up on me so my experience with turning them down is limited.

Shh... don't tell, but... same here ;)

Shh... don't tell, but... same here ;)


Don't worry. I'll keep your secret safe.