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The best, worst, funniest, lamest retorts to pick-up lines...

Cabra West
06-01-2006, 13:01
I've seen a few thread about good pick-up lines, but what about the answers you got so far?

I know some smart girls out there that will come up with a funny/witty retort to almost everything.
Best I heard so far:

"Hey, you're cute. Can I have your phone number?"
"It's in the phone book"
"Ah, great. Erm... and your name?"
"Right next to it"
Lunatic Goofballs
06-01-2006, 13:05
I thought of the scene in the movie Real Genius:

"If there's ever anything I can do for you...or more to the point, TO you, just let me know."

"Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"

"Not right now."

'A girl's gotta have her standards."

:D
BackwoodsSquatches
06-01-2006, 13:06
The best one Ive ever seen, was when a guy walked up to a friend of mine, a girl who is blessed with an acid wit, and when propositioned she replied "Im sorry, Im not gay."

Turned down, and emasculated, all in one blow.
Lunatic Goofballs
06-01-2006, 13:07
The best one Ive ever seen, was when a guy walked up to a friend of mine, a girl who is blessed with an acid wit, and when propositioned she replied "Im sorry, Im not gay."

Turned down, and emasculated, all in one blow.

Devastating. :p
BackwoodsSquatches
06-01-2006, 13:14
Devastating. :p


He probably was, but I couldnt tell.
Was too busy laughing.
Kanabia
06-01-2006, 13:16
The best one Ive ever seen, was when a guy walked up to a friend of mine, a girl who is blessed with an acid wit, and when propositioned she replied "Im sorry, Im not gay."

Turned down, and emasculated, all in one blow.

Brilliant. :D
Lunatic Goofballs
06-01-2006, 13:16
He probably was, but I couldnt tell.
Was too busy laughing.

As I would have been. :)
Muffalopadus
06-01-2006, 13:26
The worst one I've ever heard was "Hey, how about you and me go hydrogen bond?"

Needless to say, it didnt work.
Grainne Ni Malley
06-01-2006, 13:28
I'm probably going for the lamest retorts category, but here goes.

"But your not dead yet!"
"Great, I've been waiting to use my 14" strap-on!"
"Ok, just let me check in with my parole officer."

Of course the only one I've actually used: "I'm sorry, I don't talk to strangers and they don't get any stranger than you."
Cabra West
06-01-2006, 13:30
I'm probably going for the lamest retorts category, but here goes.

"But your not dead yet!"
"Great, I've been waiting to use my 14" strap-on!"
"Ok, just let me check in with my parole officer."

Of course the only one I've actually used: "I'm sorry, I don't talk to strangers and they don't get any stranger than you."

*lol

I like the one with the strap-on :D
Grainne Ni Malley
06-01-2006, 13:35
*lol

I like the one with the strap-on

Thanks. Unfortunately I haven't had too many guys try to pick up on me so my experience with turning them down is limited.
Cabra West
06-01-2006, 13:37
Thanks. Unfortunately I haven't had too many guys try to pick up on me so my experience with turning them down is limited.

Shh... don't tell, but... same here ;)
Grainne Ni Malley
06-01-2006, 13:40
Shh... don't tell, but... same here ;)


Don't worry. I'll keep your secret safe.