NationStates Jolt Archive


Movies That Should Not get a sequel/remake....

Minoriteeburg
06-01-2006, 02:02
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0427340/

The He-Man Movie 2006

Directed by John Woo

It's going to be terrible....
Kinda like that Bloodrayne movie, and

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0430357/
Miami Vice with colin farrel and jamie foxx or something like that.

I watched he-man all the time growing up but i dont think it needs a live actoin film.

any other people with me???
Terrorist Cakes
06-01-2006, 02:07
It's Pat should never have been made in the first place.
Kiwi-kiwi
06-01-2006, 02:09
Bambi. But it's getting one.

Actually, most of Disney's straight-to-video sequels shouldn't have been made.
Megaloria
06-01-2006, 02:12
ANOTHER live-action He-Man!? Sweet!
Gauthier
06-01-2006, 02:14
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0427340/

The He-Man Movie 2006

Directed by John Woo

It's going to be terrible....
Kinda like that Bloodrayne movie, and

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0430357/
Miami Vice with colin farrel and jamie foxx or something like that.

I watched he-man all the time growing up but i dont think it needs a live actoin film.

any other people with me???

There all ready is a Masters of the Universe film, with Dolph Lundgren as He-Man made back in the late 80s to early 90s.

And I hope you're not comparing John Woo to Uwe Toilet Boll because that's the kind of fighting words that can get you killed.

Most John Woo films are worth watching. Anything made by Uwe Toilet Boll... you have nobody but yourself to blame if you willingly watch it. Or if someone drags you into one... shut your eyes and pretend someone's opening the Ark of the Covenant because the results will pretty much be the same.

:D
Bobs Own Pipe
06-01-2006, 02:15
Bambi. But it's getting one.

Actually, most of Disney's straight-to-video sequels shouldn't have been made.
No, all of Disney's straight-to-video sequels shouldn't have been made in the first place.

And a goodly chunk of the theatrical releases shouldn't have been made, either.

Not to mention their studio's film-ed output from the 50s, 60s, and 70s.

Anyone remember the cringe-making 'Sultan And The Rock Star' and its' ilk?

*shivers*

I've heard this shit was supposedly popular in places like Branson. For the love of all Humanity holds dear, somebody say that's an urban myth.
Chainik Hocker
06-01-2006, 02:28
Smokey and the Bandit was perfect the way it was. But then they remade it as a brain-dead miniseries.

Bruce Bigelow: Male Gigalo was a movie that never should have been released. Having been released, why in the world did they have to make a sequal?

Who wants to bet that we'll see a remake of the Back to the Future franchise sometime in the next ten years?
Fass
06-01-2006, 02:34
Titanic II - Electric Boogaloo.
N Y C
06-01-2006, 02:34
The land before time movies. What numeral are we on now, MCII?
Cannot think of a name
06-01-2006, 02:39
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0427340/

The He-Man Movie 2006

Directed by John Woo

It's going to be terrible....
Kinda like that Bloodrayne movie, and

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0430357/
Miami Vice with colin farrel and jamie foxx or something like that.

I watched he-man all the time growing up but i dont think it needs a live actoin film.

any other people with me???
Someone already brought up the problem with comparing John Woo to Uwe Boll...I mean dear god, it's like comparing Wes Craven to Ed Wood...

Even Gary Goddard, director of the original Masters of the Universe movie, who never directed anything else ever (no, I didn't know that-I looked it up...) is a bad comparison. John Woo, for whatever his problems (will Skeletor have Woo's bad guy trademark "flock of doves early warniing system?") this is likely to be a step up. Hell, might be good.

Miami Vice is compelling because it is being adapted by its original creator. Micheal Mann certainly made his name with the groundbreaking, if cheesy as all hell, sereis. This is not someones retake on the series, this is the creator revisiting his early work. Granted we've recently had some less than stellar results with filmmakers revisiting their early works, it's still interesting. I very well may watch both.
Cannot think of a name
06-01-2006, 02:41
The land before time movies. What numeral are we on now, MCII?
Eventually they're bound to catch up with time.






The internet needs rim shots....
Cannot think of a name
06-01-2006, 02:43
Oh, wait-I think you're in the clear, dude. I looked at the imdb page you posted-it hasn't been updated since 2004. I think this sucker is dead in the water.
N Y C
06-01-2006, 02:44
Eventually they're bound to catch up with time.

Yeah, I can't wait for The Land Before Time CCCCCCC: 90 minutes of shots of fossils...
:p
Bobs Own Pipe
06-01-2006, 02:46
Yeah, I can't wait for The Land Before Time CCCCCCC: 90 minutes of shots of fossils...
:p
Would that be anything like Pyrites of the Caribbean? The swashbuckling adventures of, erm, rocks? In the Caribbean?
Super-power
06-01-2006, 02:47
Oh god no!!!!
N Y C
06-01-2006, 02:54
Oh god no!!!!
You kiddin? 90 minutes of this
http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/1586/rock1yp.png
sounds awesome!!!1!:rolleyes:

(behold my awesome paint skills. Oooh. Ahhh.)
Economic Associates
06-01-2006, 02:58
The garfield movie shouldn't get a sequel sadly it is. Et Tu Hollywood :(
Bobs Own Pipe
06-01-2006, 03:01
You kiddin? 90 minutes of this
http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/1586/rock1yp.png
sounds awesome!!!1!:rolleyes:


Is that Captain Jack Stalagmite?
Teh_pantless_hero
06-01-2006, 03:24
Rules for movies that shouldn't get a sequel/prequel:
1) Did Disney make it? Disney hasn't put out anything really good by itself since the 1980s.
2) Was it made in the last ten years?

And wait, John Woo is doing He-Man? That is worth seeing simply because it's John Woo.
Gataway_Driver
06-01-2006, 03:29
As someone has already said the page hasn't been updated since 04 so I doubt its gonna happen.

I seriously hope they arn't gonna make another daredevil, the first one was bad enough
Bodies Without Organs
06-01-2006, 03:38
No, all of Disney's straight-to-video sequels shouldn't have been made in the first place.

And a goodly chunk of the theatrical releases shouldn't have been made, either.

Not to mention their studio's film-ed output from the 50s, 60s, and 70s.

Hey, just so long as we don't lose Jodie Foster in the '77 version of Freaky Friday...
Bobs Own Pipe
06-01-2006, 03:55
Hey, just so long as we don't lose Jodie Foster in the '77 version of Freaky Friday...
Ach, that was a Disney flick wasn't it?

*shivers again*
Minoriteeburg
06-01-2006, 04:49
Most John Woo films are worth watching.
:D
well now lets not forget paycheck.
Gauthier
06-01-2006, 06:38
well now lets not forget paycheck.

I said most. :P

On the other hand, a John Woo He-Man film is a golden opportunity.

Who wouldn't want to see the little bastard Orko cut to pieces by a blizzard of bullets?

:D
Chellis
06-01-2006, 06:44
I'm sorry, but I don't want to see a sequel to the day after tomorrow.

Not to mention horrible movie, but what the hell would it be about? The world's climate fucking up... again? Enjoying the hijinx of that crazy mother nature, and counting the dead from the last fuck up?

And what would they call it? "Hella days after the day after tomorrow"?
Novoga
06-01-2006, 07:15
The Matrix.......oh too late
Peechland
06-01-2006, 07:21
Deliverance.


*shudders*
Novoga
06-01-2006, 07:24
Deliverance.


*shudders*

My sister's boyfriend's brother lives next to people that he says are just like the people from Deliverance.
Peechland
06-01-2006, 07:30
My sister's boyfriend's brother lives next to people that he says are just like the people from Deliverance.


does he live in Georgia by chance.....cause I do and I see potential cast members for a remake on a daily basis.
Kroisistan
06-01-2006, 07:39
Titanic II - Electric Boogaloo.

ROFL. You're hot tonight it appears.:)

And the answer is Godzilla. We dropped 2 atomic bombs on them, and they dropped 8-10 poorly dubbed Godzilla movies on us. Who's the true war criminal?:p
Novoga
06-01-2006, 07:49
does he live in Georgia by chance.....cause I do and I see potential cast members for a remake on a daily basis.

Niagara I think.
Grainne Ni Malley
06-01-2006, 07:51
Boogie Nights vs Lorraina Bobbit in an Alien vs Predator adaptation.
The Toy II starring Damon Wayans

Since Bewitched has come out, I'm expecting movies to be made from I Dream of Jeannie and Gilligan's Island. Time will tell.
Laerod
06-01-2006, 07:55
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0427340/

The He-Man Movie 2006

Directed by John Woo

It's going to be terrible....
Kinda like that Bloodrayne movie, and

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0430357/
Miami Vice with colin farrel and jamie foxx or something like that.

I watched he-man all the time growing up but i dont think it needs a live actoin film.

any other people with me???
You mean you haven't seen the one with Dolph Lundgren yet?
Amestria
06-01-2006, 08:19
The Secret of NIMH should never have been besmirched with that god-awful sequel and neither should An American Tail... The same with the Land Before Time...

For those who grew up watching the originals, with their complex, dark content and acknowledgement of suffering/death, the happy singsong descendents are an utter disgrace.
Stone Bridges
06-01-2006, 08:23
The Blues Brother 2000. The original Blues Brothers was awesome, it didn't need a sqeuel.
Minoriteeburg
06-01-2006, 09:26
You mean you haven't seen the one with Dolph Lundgren yet?


saw it in the theaters sadly. wasn't one of my finest moments.
Puddytat
06-01-2006, 10:24
Titanic II - Electric Boogaloo.

Damn Fass you beat me to it.

I want to know what the alternative ending is on the new wring some more money out of you extended DVD ultra pack is.

Maybe they called ICEBERG! and they missed and "Phew that was close" got safely to America and Maritime safety history was changed for ever.

How about watership down 2, Mixi Mayhem
The passion of Christ 2, Beyond the thunderdome.
Sparticus The new Dawn,
any more star wars movies at all.. please no more prequels sequels fan fic or anything.
Minoriteeburg
06-01-2006, 10:29
coming soon to a theater near you:


CUTTHROAT ISLAND II


*heads for the hills*
Potaria
06-01-2006, 10:33
coming soon to a theater near you:


CUTTHROAT ISLAND II


*heads for the hills*

*gunshot*
Minoriteeburg
06-01-2006, 10:36
other movies that should never be made:

House Party 5 (i just found out there was a 4)

Return of the living dead 6

Revenge of the Nerds 5 (also just found out there was a 4)
Stone Bridges
06-01-2006, 10:37
All those Batman sequels, except for Batman Begins, that was actually pretty good.
Potaria
06-01-2006, 10:39
All those Batman sequels, except for Batman Begins, that was actually pretty good.

Well, that's not a sequel. It's a revisioning.
JuNii
06-01-2006, 11:20
The land before time movies. What numeral are we on now, MCII?
http://missmab.com/Comics/Vol468.jpg
Cannot think of a name
06-01-2006, 11:24
other movies that should never be made:

House Party 5 (i just found out there was a 4)

Hehe, I just watched House Party 4 (I've lost my remote and I was really doing stuff on the computer so I didn't feel like bothering to get up and change the chanel one by one until I found something else on at 2am. You know what the last line of the movie was? "Sequel!"

You know you'd all be first in line to watch Megaforce (http://imdb.com/title/tt0084316/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnx0dD0xfGZiPXV8cG49MHxrdz0xfHE9bWVnYWZvcmNlfGZ0PTF8bXg9MjB8bG09NTAwfGNvPTF8aHRtbD0xfG5t PTE_;fc=1;ft=23;fm=1) II!!!

I can't be the only one who remembers that movie...
JuNii
06-01-2006, 12:09
Been thinking about any movie where a sequal was just so dreaded that undergoing a Proctology exam with a Doctor striken with poor depth perception would be a preferred choice...

and I finally thought of one.


"Manos: The Hand of Fate"
Cannot think of a name
06-01-2006, 12:20
Been thinking about any movie where a sequal was just so dreaded that undergoing a Proctology exam with a Doctor striken with poor depth perception would be a preferred choice...

and I finally thought of one.


"Manos: The Hand of Fate"
I'd actually watch that...

You know what would really be an unwatchable sequel?

Elephant Man II

I refer to the original as the "Best movie I'll never watch again." Just wouldn't be able to handle it, that movie is emotionally brutal. A sequel would be a level of pain on so many levels it would be astonishing...
BackwoodsSquatches
06-01-2006, 12:25
"The Incredible Melting Man."

"The Revenge of the Radioactive Reporter."

"Ilsa: She-Wolf of the S.S".

"Hell Comes to Frogtown" (Starring Roddy Piper)

"Nekromantic".

"Orgy of the Dead."
-Ed Wood.

Anything that Ed Wood ever looked twice at.

"The Passion of the Kermit." - In production.
JuNii
06-01-2006, 12:30
I'd actually watch that...

You know what would really be an unwatchable sequel?

Elephant Man II

I refer to the original as the "Best movie I'll never watch again." Just wouldn't be able to handle it, that movie is emotionally brutal. A sequel would be a level of pain on so many levels it would be astonishing...

For me, the "Best Movie I'll Never Watch Again" is ET, and that too, I don't want to see a sequal of.


"Ilsa: She-Wolf of the S.S". [Seen this one]

"Orgy of the Dead."[Looking for this one]
BackwoodsSquatches
06-01-2006, 12:35
[Looking for this one]


Be careful what you look for, you just may find it.

As far as Ed Wood films go, this probably the worst.
It was made during his last alchohol fueled days.

Its basically a series of dancing half naked floozies, dancing about, with guys in very bad, rubber masks, and occasional comments by Criswell, (the incredibly gay) vampire.
JuNii
06-01-2006, 12:42
Be careful what you look for, you just may find it.

As far as Ed Wood films go, this probably the worst.
It was made during his last alchohol fueled days.

Its basically a series of dancing half naked floozies, dancing about, with guys in very bad, rubber masks, and occasional comments by Criswell, (the incredibly gay) vampire.
I read in a magazine somewhere that the two editors gave it the "bloodiest and sickest movie they ever had to watch"

and I like B-movies...
Lunatic Goofballs
06-01-2006, 12:43
Howard The Duck 2! :eek:
BackwoodsSquatches
06-01-2006, 12:46
I read in a magazine somewhere that the two editors gave it the "bloodiest and sickest movie they ever had to watch"

and I like B-movies...


Oh my god NO.

That would have made this movie entertaining.

No blood...no sickness.

Just god-damned awful movie.

If you really like Ed Woods stuff, then check it out.
If you are not an avid Wood fan, pass it over.

A bad movie like "Hell Comes to Frogtown", you can laugh at, becuase its so bad....

"Orgy of the Dead", is so bad, its not funny.
Delator
06-01-2006, 13:27
A sequel to Barn of the Blood Llama (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0162876/) begs to be made! :p
JuNii
06-01-2006, 13:29
Oh my god NO.

That would have made this movie entertaining.

No blood...no sickness.

Just god-damned awful movie.

If you really like Ed Woods stuff, then check it out.
If you are not an avid Wood fan, pass it over.

A bad movie like "Hell Comes to Frogtown", you can laugh at, becuase its so bad....

"Orgy of the Dead", is so bad, its not funny.hmmm... now you got me curious... but at a level where the desire to see this flick is now controllable. will take it under advisement.
Jello Biafra
06-01-2006, 13:29
Howard The Duck 2! :eek:You don't wanna see a sequel to George Lucas' best movie?
Gataway_Driver
06-01-2006, 13:29
Two crap sequels would be

Waterworld II

The Postman II

:(
BackwoodsSquatches
06-01-2006, 13:33
Two crap sequels would be

Waterworld II

The Postman II

:(


or anything written by, or starring Kevin Costner.
Delator
06-01-2006, 13:37
or anything written by, or starring Kevin Costner.

What? I liked Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

---

Guy of Gisborne - Why a spoon, cousin? Why not a sword, or an axe...

Sherriff of Nottingham - Because it's dull, you twit, it'll hurt more!

//

Sherriff of Nottingham (to random women in hallway) - You, my room, 10:30. You, 10:45...and bring a friend.
Amestria
06-01-2006, 13:37
The Kid II
Gataway_Driver
06-01-2006, 13:42
What? I liked Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

"Why a spoon, cousin? Why not a sword, or an axe..."

"Because it's dull, you twit, it'll hurt more!"

Alan Rickman saved that film, along with Morgan Freeman. And the fact that Costner didnt write it
Delator
06-01-2006, 13:43
Alan Rickman saved that film, along with Morgan Freeman. And the fact that Costner didnt write it

True, true. Although whoever played Little John kicked ass as well. :)
Lunatic Goofballs
06-01-2006, 13:43
You don't wanna see a sequel to George Lucas' best movie?

Already did. :p
Gataway_Driver
06-01-2006, 13:44
True, true. Although whoever played Little John kicked ass as well. :)

Nick Brimble
Delator
06-01-2006, 13:46
Nick Brimble

Thank you...I was never going to remember. :)

Although...*goes to IMDB to see what the hell else he was in*
Gataway_Driver
06-01-2006, 14:00
Slightly off topic but the new X3 trailer looks cool

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0376994/trailers
Anarchic Conceptions
06-01-2006, 14:13
The Kid II

Which The Kid are you talking about?

Charlie Chaplin's masterpiece or the piece of crap starring Bruce Willis?
JuNii
06-01-2006, 14:32
Slightly off topic but the new X3 trailer looks cool

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0376994/trailers
They're putting PSYLOCKE in???

now I will be watching this movie very carefully...
Gataway_Driver
06-01-2006, 14:57
They're putting PSYLOCKE in???

now I will be watching this movie very carefully...

and they got Kelsey Grammer playing the Beast:D
JuNii
06-01-2006, 15:22
and they got Kelsey Grammer playing the Beast:D
eh.. not much of a Kelsey Grammer fan. tho he can probably pull off the acting for it.

Unfortunatly, can't see Mr Grammer hanging upside down from a trapeze writing equations with his foot.:D
Gataway_Driver
06-01-2006, 15:26
eh.. not much of a Kelsey Grammer fan. tho he can probably pull off the acting for it.

Unfortunatly, can't see Mr Grammer hanging upside down from a trapeze writing equations with his foot.:D

that would rock if it looked realistic:D
Minoriteeburg
06-01-2006, 21:31
Jurassic Park 4 is happening sadly


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0369610/
Gataway_Driver
06-01-2006, 21:37
Jurassic Park 4 is happening sadly


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0369610/

:(
Thats just ruined my day
Minoriteeburg
06-01-2006, 21:46
ALso Land before time is getting tv series in 2007

Land Before Time (2007) [TV Series]
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0473584/

indiana jones 4 (2007)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367882/

Untitled Mad Max 4 Film (2006)
aka "Mad Max IV: Fury Road" - USA (working title)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0345292/

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0420294/
JuNii
06-01-2006, 22:01
howabout...

Breakdance: Electric Booglaloo Pt II
Desperate Measures
06-01-2006, 22:56
The Godfather. Please... no more...
Megaloria
06-01-2006, 23:53
indiana jones 4 (2007)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367882/

Untitled Mad Max 4 Film (2006)
aka "Mad Max IV: Fury Road" - USA (working title)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0345292/


Indiana Jones and the Cardiac Arrest, is it? I love Harrison Ford, but this has to be the end for him. Maybe he has a son? The treasure hunting and nazi fighting (or possibly communist fighting if it's his son) is a delicious cinematic recipe.

Last I heard, Mad Max 4 was stuck at casting because Mel doesn't feel he's got the oomph to do it again. He might be right, he's getting on and is a bit heavier these days. I wouldn't be upset, though, if they continued the story with another relatively unknown Australian fellow. In times such as these, the Wasteland Warrior's world of precious oil and hockey pad battlearmour is extra fun.
Minoriteeburg
07-01-2006, 00:00
Last I heard, Mad Max 4 was stuck at casting because Mel doesn't feel he's got the oomph to do it again. He might be right, he's getting on and is a bit heavier these days. I wouldn't be upset, though, if they continued the story with another relatively unknown Australian fellow. In times such as these, the Wasteland Warrior's world of precious oil and hockey pad battlearmour is extra fun.


there are rumors of heath ledger
Gataway_Driver
07-01-2006, 00:07
I heard there was gonna be another Rocky film. Please god no
Minoriteeburg
07-01-2006, 00:10
Rocky Balboa (2007) aka Rocky VI
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0479143/

also a RAMBO SEQUEL!!

Rambo IV (2006)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462499/
Luporum
07-01-2006, 00:12
Sequels that should not have been made

Triple X: State of the Union: What, the first film didn't knock every action cliche ever made?

Scary Movie 3: The first one sucked, the second redeemed the series, and the third one drove a stake through its heart.

Spy Kids 2 or 3 or Whatever: Why? Just why?

Resident Evil Apocolypse: The first one saved by only a single scene (laser room), the second brought the promise of Nemesis and failed miserably imo.

Movies that if a sequel is made a producer or two is getting stabbed

Napolean Dynamite
Tomb Raider
Soul Plane
The Pacifier

as a matter of fact I might visit MTV later tonight for that first plague released upon the world
Gataway_Driver
07-01-2006, 00:14
Rocky Balboa (2007) aka Rocky VI
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0479143/

also a RAMBO SEQUEL!!

Rambo IV (2006)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462499/

In the words of Danny Glover "We are too too old for this shit"
Syawla
07-01-2006, 00:16
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0427340/

The He-Man Movie 2006

Directed by John Woo

It's going to be terrible....
Kinda like that Bloodrayne movie, and

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0430357/
Miami Vice with colin farrel and jamie foxx or something like that.

I watched he-man all the time growing up but i dont think it needs a live actoin film.

any other people with me???

Doesn't it already have one anyway?
Minoriteeburg
07-01-2006, 00:19
Rush Hour 3 (2007) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0293564/)

Big Mammas House 2 (2006) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0421729/)

MIssion Impossible 3 (2006) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0317919/)
Luporum
07-01-2006, 00:22
Rush Hour 3 (2007) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0293564/)

Big Mammas House 2 (2006) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0421729/)

MIssion Impossible 3 (2006) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0317919/)

I've lost all faith in humanity.
Minoriteeburg
07-01-2006, 00:25
Spiderman 3 (2007) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0413300/)


Topher Grace as Venom?!?!?!?!?!?!?!:mad: :sniper:


Now i've lost all faith in humanity.
Twitch2395
07-01-2006, 00:30
I loved the first two Alien movies, though the third and fourth should have been made, they should have followed the story line of the first ones. Because the third and forth sucked.
Minoriteeburg
07-01-2006, 00:36
I loved the first two Alien movies, though the third and fourth should have been made. They should have followed the story line of the first ones, 'cause the third and forth sucked.


if david fincher used those camera tricks like he used in fight club and panic room in alien 3 it would have made it better

alien 4 was pure shite
Twitch2395
07-01-2006, 00:39
Another movie that should not have sequals made is the Mighty Ducks sequals. As a matter of fact the first one should never been made either.
Gataway_Driver
07-01-2006, 01:12
Another movie that should not have sequals made is the Mighty Ducks sequals. As a matter of fact the first one should never been made either.

SERIOUSLY AGREED
Dishonorable Scum
07-01-2006, 02:03
There was a rumor that John Travolta wanted to make Battlefield Earth II, but nobody else wanted to be involved. He'd have to direct it, run the cameras, do lighting and special effects, compose and perform the score, and play every role in the movie, all by himself.

Twelve Monkeys was good, and nobody has been dumb enough to propose a sequel. How often does that happen?

Hollywood being Hollywood, I'm surprised nobody has proposed The Passion of the Christ II.

:p
-Magdha-
07-01-2006, 02:55
Bambi. But it's getting one.

Actually, most of Disney's straight-to-video sequels shouldn't have been made.

*Applauds*
Bodies Without Organs
07-01-2006, 03:01
"Ilsa: She-Wolf of the S.S".

Weren't there at least three sequels to this?

* Checks wikipedia *

Uh-huh:
Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks
Ilsa, the Tigress of Siberia
Ilsa, the Wicked Warden
Minoriteeburg
07-01-2006, 06:02
There was a rumor that John Travolta wanted to make Battlefield Earth II, but nobody else wanted to be involved. He'd have to direct it, run the cameras, do lighting and special effects, compose and perform the score, and play every role in the movie, all by himself.





Battlefield Earth is definitely one of the worst movies of all time.

along with speed 2 and jack frost 2 the killer snowman one
Gauthier
07-01-2006, 06:40
Spiderman 3 (2007) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0413300/)


Topher Grace as Venom?!?!?!?!?!?!?!:mad: :sniper:


Now i've lost all faith in humanity.

The scary thing is, put him next to Toby McGuire and you'd swear they were brothers.

Of course, this also opens up a very scary joke.

Pot-smoking Venom. With the Munchies.
BackwoodsSquatches
07-01-2006, 10:48
Weren't there at least three sequels to this?

* Checks wikipedia *

Uh-huh:
Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks
Ilsa, the Tigress of Siberia
Ilsa, the Wicked Warden


Sweet Gravy!

I had no idea!

That is SO wrong!
BackwoodsSquatches
07-01-2006, 10:53
howabout...

Breakdance: Electric Booglaloo Pt II


Actually, the movie your talking WAS a sequel.

Breakdance 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Cannot think of a name
07-01-2006, 11:11
Spiderman 3 (2007) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0413300/)


Topher Grace as Venom?!?!?!?!?!?!?!:mad: :sniper:


Now i've lost all faith in humanity.
It's not going to be Topher Grace in a Venom outfit, he's going to be the guy who becomes Venom.

How the hell they gonna do Venom without Secret Wars? What kind of half assed explianation are they going to have to rush through? And introduce Sandman? Seems like they're making the same mistake that the Batman series did, ignoring the groundwork that they've already laid and focusing on stacking flashy villians in the film over telling the story of the character.
BackwoodsSquatches
07-01-2006, 11:17
It's not going to be Topher Grace in a Venom outfit, he's going to be the guy who becomes Venom.

How the hell they gonna do Venom without Secret Wars? What kind of half assed explianation are they going to have to rush through? And introduce Sandman? Seems like they're making the same mistake that the Batman series did, ignoring the groundwork that they've already laid and focusing on stacking flashy villians in the film over telling the story of the character.


You ever see the spiderman cartoon series a few years back?

They explained it nicely.

J.J Jamesons kid brings the symbiote back from space aboard the shuttle, and crashes the bastard on the brooklyn bridge...spidey of course is on the scene...and WHAM...we have our re-write.

No need for complicated story origins that evolved from a mini-series.
Cannot think of a name
07-01-2006, 11:24
You ever see the spiderman cartoon series a few years back?

They explained it nicely.

J.J Jamesons kid brings the symbiote back from space aboard the shuttle, and crashes the bastard on the brooklyn bridge...spidey of course is on the scene...and WHAM...we have our re-write.

No need for complicated story origins that evolved from a mini-series.
Aaaahhh...Less satisfying overall, but understandable. Does it still have the bit where he actually wears the symbiote for a while and digs it then changes his mind?

And what happened to the Hobgoblin thing they seeded in the last movie? Or the constant Lizard tease...or...eh, they've been good so far. I'll wait and see it before I get all worked up...
BackwoodsSquatches
07-01-2006, 11:29
Aaaahhh...Less satisfying overall, but understandable. Does it still have the bit where he actually wears the symbiote for a while and digs it then changes his mind?

And what happened to the Hobgoblin thing they seeded in the last movie? Or the constant Lizard tease...or...eh, they've been good so far. I'll wait and see it before I get all worked up...


Well in the cartoon series, they kind of fast-forwarded it a couple of months, and showed Parkers loss of time, in blackouts.
He'd suddenly not remember where he had been for periods of time etc...pretty much verbatim from the comics, just with the Secret Wars, and the Beyonder taken all out.

As for the Lizard, and Hobby....Im gonna wait.
Those would be cool villians, but, after two movies, I wanna see Venom and Carnage, dammit.

Best Spidey Villians Ever.
Minoriteeburg
07-01-2006, 16:48
It's not going to be Topher Grace in a Venom outfit, he's going to be the guy who becomes Venom.

.



Good. That really scared me for a minute.



Although i would have still voted for christian bale as carnage for a villan in the 3rd one. I probably won't see the 3rd one since they are "Batmaning" it.
JuNii
07-01-2006, 17:39
Actually, the movie your talking WAS a sequel.

Breakdance 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Note the Pt II... I'm talking a third movie. Couldn't think of a possible title tho. :(
Cannot think of a name
07-01-2006, 17:45
Note the Pt II... I'm talking a third movie. Couldn't think of a possible title tho. :(
Breakin' III: Neon Shabadee?

(and the movies where called "Breakin'" not Breakdance. Only confused parents called it 'breakdancing.' Clearly not enough cardboard or linolium pieces in your pasts...)
Minoriteeburg
07-01-2006, 17:47
I also hope there are no future mummy/mummy returns sequels...

mummy returns was terrible
Tanookistan
07-01-2006, 17:58
There was a rumor that John Travolta wanted to make Battlefield Earth II, but nobody else wanted to be involved. He'd have to direct it, run the cameras, do lighting and special effects, compose and perform the score, and play every role in the movie, all by himself.






This could, quite possibly, be the coolest movie in the history of Hollywood.



Or be a raging load of crap, you know, whatever...
JuNii
07-01-2006, 18:06
Breakin' III: Neon Shabadee?

(and the movies where called "Breakin'" not Breakdance. Only confused parents called it 'breakdancing.' Clearly not enough cardboard or linolium pieces in your pasts...)
since I never saw the two released movies (lie, I saw the first 5 mins of II)... I deferre to your knowledge and if you did see them, you have my sympathies.:D
Minoriteeburg
07-01-2006, 18:09
Wasn't there talks of a Daredevil 2 at some point???


I hope that never comes to reality
Cannot think of a name
07-01-2006, 18:17
since I never saw the two released movies (lie, I saw the first 5 mins of II)... I deferre to your knowledge and if you did see them, you have my sympathies.:D
Dude, I had the poster for Breakin' II: Electric Boogaloo and rhe promotional glow in the dark high top shoe magnet.

Wait, was that 'out loud'?....
Minoriteeburg
07-01-2006, 18:18
Dude, I had the poster for Breakin' II: Electric Boogaloo and rhe promotional glow in the dark high top shoe magnet.

Wait, was that 'out loud'?....


LOL you just made my day
Blackadders Return
07-01-2006, 18:21
Wasn't there talks of a Daredevil 2 at some point???


I hope that never comes to reality

Agreed *shivvers at waste of hour and a half*
Pompous world
07-01-2006, 22:48
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0427340/

The He-Man Movie 2006

Directed by John Woo

It's going to be terrible....
Kinda like that Bloodrayne movie, and

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0430357/
Miami Vice with colin farrel and jamie foxx or something like that.

I watched he-man all the time growing up but i dont think it needs a live actoin film.

any other people with me???


oh no. he man was shit and masters of the universe was shitter although its a classic in the nostalgic ah its 1991 again sense.

They shouldnt make any sequels to Fight Club god knows the sequel to American Psycho was bad enough.
Minoriteeburg
07-01-2006, 23:54
oh no. he man was shit and masters of the universe was shitter although its a classic in the nostalgic ah its 1991 again sense.

They shouldnt make any sequels to Fight Club god knows the sequel to American Psycho was bad enough.


Mila Kunis never makes a good serial killer.
New Granada
08-01-2006, 20:05
The world erred in permitting "equilibrium" to crawl up and see the light of day,
the mistake shouldnt be made again, nor should the writer or director be given any more work.
Blauhimmel
08-01-2006, 20:39
It's been mentioned before, but the Wachowski Brothers deserve to be hanged for Matrix reloaded and revolutions. Esp. Revolutions.

Is Die Hard 4 still scheduled?
Minoriteeburg
08-01-2006, 23:41
It's been mentioned before, but the Wachowski Brothers deserve to be hanged for Matrix reloaded and revolutions. Esp. Revolutions.

Is Die Hard 4 still scheduled?

Die Hard 4.0 (2006) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0337978/)Also Known As:
Die Hard 4 (USA) (working title)
Die Hard 4: Die Hardest (USA) (working title)
Minoriteeburg
08-01-2006, 23:45
also found this:

Tarrantino Upset with bond producers (http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/tarantino%20upset%20with%20bond%20producers)



QUENTIN TARANTINO has slammed JAMES BOND producers for failing to contact him following his request to direct forthcoming 007 movie CASINO ROYALE, because the remake had been his idea.

In 2004, the PULP FICTION film-maker suggested producers remake IAN FLEMING's original 1953 storyline, after screenwriters ROBERT WADE and NEAL PURVIS, who penned THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH and DIE ANOTHER DAY, publicly announced they were struggling to write a third script.
Anarchic Conceptions
09-01-2006, 03:14
after screenwriters ROBERT WADE and NEAL PURVIS, who penned THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH and DIE ANOTHER DAY, publicly announced they were struggling to write a third script.

By the look of TWINOE and DAD, it looked like they struggled writing those scripts too. (Sorry, but I think James Bond films are hugely overrated, and have no idea why everyone gets so exicited when another film/actor is announced. But it looked liked the writers had scrapped through the bottom of the barrel when writing those two films.)

There's also this, pulled from IMDb.

Oldboy (2006) (http://imdb.com/title/tt0425320/)

Thankfully, its status hasn't been updated since Sept 2004. So maybe it has died before it started.

(Thank god)
Cannot think of a name
09-01-2006, 03:19
Die Hard 4.0 (2006) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0337978/)Also Known As:
Die Hard 4 (USA) (working title)
Die Hard 4: Die Hardest (USA) (working title)
Seems stalled, last updated over a year ago.
Neo Kervoskia
09-01-2006, 03:31
Thursday

The prequel to Friday.

Coming to the 'Hood in 2006

and let's not forget

Deep Throat: The Reunion

and...

Kill Bill Vol. 3 and 4
Perkeleenmaa
09-01-2006, 03:58
Green Mile II - this time they're going to kill an abused wife, since they killed the innocent retard. While we're at it, Green Mile and Of Mice And Men have too much in common to begin with. Fortunately Green Mile is the better movie.

Love, Actually II. NO NO NO

Alien. I'm happy to miss Alien 2 and Alien 3 if they're on the TV.
Minoriteeburg
09-01-2006, 17:55
By the look of TWINOE and DAD, it looked like they struggled writing those scripts too. (Sorry, but I think James Bond films are hugely overrated, and have no idea why everyone gets so exicited when another film/actor is announced. But it looked liked the writers had scrapped through the bottom of the barrel when writing those two films.)

There's also this, pulled from IMDb.

Oldboy (2006) (http://imdb.com/title/tt0425320/)

Thankfully, its status hasn't been updated since Sept 2004. So maybe it has died before it started.

(Thank god)


what is this oldboy??
Anarchic Conceptions
09-01-2006, 18:03
A Korean film by Park Chan-Wook, released in 2003 and the second part of the directors "Vengeance" trilogy. Quite good if you like that sort of stuff. The imdb page for it is here.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0364569/
Minoriteeburg
09-01-2006, 18:06
A Korean film by Park Chan-Wook, released in 2003 and the second part of the directors "Vengeance" trilogy. Quite good if you like that sort of stuff. The imdb page for it is here.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0364569/


awesome. ill give it a look-see


speakin of overseas films not needing remakes. the eye and the grudge 2 are coming.
Anarchic Conceptions
09-01-2006, 18:18
awesome. ill give it a look-see


speakin of overseas films not needing remakes. the eye and the grudge 2 are coming.

I think I can sum up my views on that with one word (and a smiley)

Fuck. :(
Minoriteeburg
09-01-2006, 18:38
I think I can sum up my views on that with one word (and a smiley)

Fuck. :(


that should sum up most if not all the films mentioned in this thread.
Anarchic Conceptions
09-01-2006, 18:54
that should sum up most if not all the films mentioned in this thread.

Well, I don't care about a lot those films, so them getting remade doesn't bother me. I actually like those films though :(
Minoriteeburg
10-01-2006, 19:03
I just found this.....



Clerks II (2006) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0424345/)


I guess kevin smiths little romantic comedy stint didn't work so it's back to the beginning for him.
Stelleriana
10-01-2006, 21:44
The Hulk. Just terrible.