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because everyone is a violent homophobe

Hey it worked. Psyched him into making a mistake that cost him the match. All the other guy had to do was lay there and wait for the official declaration and then take home his prize money.

All in all, I'd say this is a prime example of "Work Smart, Not Hard".

WTF was that Asian dude thinking?

The white dude looked a little like Tim Silvia but he apparently hits harder.

I'm sorry, but in real life the cowboys would have pounded each other for longer than 2 minutes.

Hey it worked. Psyched him into making a mistake that cost him the match.



how do you know it cost him the match? Looks to me like the match never happened.

I wonder if watching brokeback mountain would have helped me get that 'joke'

I wonder if watching brokeback mountain would have helped me get that 'joke'
Your remember when Cartman from South Park said that all independent films were about gay cowboys eating pudding? Well this is like an independent film without the pudding.

Your remember when Cartman from South Park said that all independent films were about gay cowboys eating pudding? Well this is like an independent film without the pudding.

Ah.
So gay cowboys=one gay/sly boxer and a homophobic boxer

how do you know it cost him the match? Looks to me like the match never happened.

In general, if you punch someone during the opening ref speech or the "stare down" phase, you become disqualified.

Now, my questions here are:

1] Are you assuming the one using the kiss as a psych maneuver is gay and would you call him that to his face?

2] What does this have to do with Brokeback Mountain?

3] If someone of your gender flavor kissed you, would you automatically deck them?

Lolz, pwned!

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=v-cbSiD66CY

It's kind of sad, I think they would have made a cute couple. Do you think the white boxer guy could now sue the other for sexual harrassment?

In general, if you punch someone during the opening ref speech or the "stare down" phase, you become disqualified.
Yeah, but the judges might decide that kissing the opponent during the "stare down" is grounds for disqualification as well.

In general, if you punch someone during the opening ref speech or the "stare down" phase, you become disqualified.

Now, my questions here are:

1] Are you assuming the one using the kiss as a psych maneuver is gay and would you call him that to his face?

2] What does this have to do with Brokeback Mountain?

3] If someone of your gender flavor kissed you, would you automatically deck them?
In response to 3, yeah. He could hit on me verbally, and I would just tell him I'm not gay. If he makes intimate physical contact, including kissing, he's getting hurt.

In response to 3, yeah. He could hit on me verbally, and I would just tell him I'm not gay. If he makes intimate physical contact, including kissing, he's getting hurt.

Why are you afraid of affection?

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=v-cbSiD66CY


Ha ha. Funny :D

Not because I liked seeing people acting gay getting beaten up. But because wrestling (like many cowboy films) is bubbling with homoeroticism.

Ha ha. Funny :D

Not because I liked seeing people acting gay getting beaten up. But because wrestling (like many cowboy films) is bubbling with homoeroticism.
I can't wait for an X version of a wrestling match between cowboys.

In the mud.

Now that would be kinky.

Why are you afraid of affection?
It's disrespectfull. I don't go up to random women on the street and kiss them. They might not appreciate it. They might even press charges. Well, I don't like to press charges so I use alternative means to solve my problems.

It's disrespectfull. I don't go up to random women on the street and kiss them. They might not appreciate it. They might even press charges. Well, I don't like to press charges so I use alternative means to solve my problems.

By alternative I assume you mean illegal. If a random woman you were not attracted to kissed you would you assault her too?

It's disrespectfull. I don't go up to random women on the street and kiss them.

Well in this case, it's not random. These two men clearly know each other.

And there's nothing disrespectful about a hug. :fluffle:

you better watch yoru back now Keru!

Well in this case, it's not random. These two men clearly know each other.

And there's nothing disrespectful about a hug. :fluffle:
Yeah, but gay or straight, not everyone has the same comfort level with public displays of affection. If someone doesn't like to be touched, I think we have to respect his physical integrity. That goes twofold when you,re talking about a complete stranger.

If you ever feel an overwhelming need to hug, you can come and see me. I can take it. :fluffle:

By alternative I assume you mean illegal. If a random woman you were not attracted to kissed you would you assault her too?
If pushing her away is considered assault, then yes. I'm just not willing to hit a woman unless it's really necessary.

Well in this case, it's not random. These two men clearly know each other.

And there's nothing disrespectful about a hug. :fluffle:
Well, they don't like each other, at least one guy doesn't like the other. And a kiss is different from a hug.

Well, they don't like each other, at least one guy doesn't like the other. And a kiss is different from a hug.

why is that? it's just skin touching skin in either instance. With a hug a lot more skin is involved. In other cultures men kiss each other all the time.

it's not like he slipped his tongue in his mouth violating his inner personal space. :p

why is that? it's just skin touching skin in either instance. With a hug a lot more skin is involved. In other cultures men kiss each other all the time.

it's not like he slipped his tongue in his mouth violating his inner personal space. :p
Well in my culture a kiss is more intimate than a hug.

Some skank walks up and kissed me I would want to knock her teeth out - same as a man - double so if it were where my children or spouse would see it. The only thing stopping me would be the same double standards men face every day. I have little doubt what would happen to me if I assaulted (er, kissed) women without permission.

why is that? it's just skin touching skin in either instance. With a hug a lot more skin is involved. In other cultures men kiss each other all the time.

it's not like he slipped his tongue in his mouth violating his inner personal space. :p
Oh, how I wish a handsome man would violate my inner personnal space! *sigh*

Well in my culture a kiss is more intimate than a hug.


not my hugs :D

I haven't seen Brokeback Mountain yet but it sounds like my kind of film.

I haven't seen Brokeback Mountain yet but it sounds like my kind of film.
Sexy cowboys having hot sweaty gay sex?

Oh, how I wish a handsome man would violate my inner personnal space! *sigh*

me too!

Sexy cowboys having hot sweaty gay sex?
ALRIGHT! Drive me to the Cineplex, Ma!

me too!
What are we waiting for? :fluffle:

not my hugs :D
Yeah. You can really feel the love. It's the hard thing pressing into your thigh.

ALRIGHT! Drive me to the Cineplex, Ma!
I'm sure you won't be disappointed. The movie is both sexy and sweet. And you even get to see a good dose of naked cowboy flesh. Pretty nice for a PG-13 movie.

Yeah. You can really feel the love. It's the hard thing pressing into your thigh.
*sigh* I miss those hugs.

Sexy cowboys having hot sweaty gay sex?

Sure, why not?

As long as the film has a plot...(aside from gay cowboy sex).

Yeah. You can really feel the love. It's the hard thing pressing into your thigh.

lol

I'm sure you won't be disappointed. The movie is both sexy and sweet. And you even get to see a good dose of naked cowboy flesh. Pretty nice for a PG-13 movie.

Sadly, the most graphic sex in the movie was heterosexual.

... I mean, what? *shifty glance*

Sure, why not?

As long as the film has a plot...(aside from gay cowboy sex).
It does. Deals with the loneliness, the need to hide their sexual orientation. I think a lot of older gay men might very well be touched by how they end up marrying women and living double lives, too, because it was expected back then.

Thank god we don't need to do all that crap today. Welcome to '06 !

What are we waiting for? :fluffle:

You to show up in Vegas of course :fluffle:

Sadly, the most graphic sex in the movie was heterosexual.


Damn puritans!

I wonder how well the film will do in Iran.

Sadly, the most graphic sex in the movie was heterosexual.

... I mean, what? *shifty glance*
Bah, that wasn't much of a surprise. They did this with Alexander, too.

However, the lovemaking is much more passionate when the two guys are alone in the tent, even if it's less graphic and we see less skin.

You to show up in Vegas of course :fluffle:
That's a bit far, seeing how I live in eastern Canada. Couldn't we meet up somewhere in between?

Bah, that wasn't much of a surprise. They did this with Alexander, too.

However, the lovemaking is much more passionate when the two guys are alone in the tent, even if it's less graphic and we see less skin.

Heh, yeah, I know. And the main draw of the movie is the plot, not the gay sex (though that is a perk). I read the short story it was based upon years before it was finally released in theatres here. It's a good story that.

Now if only we could get the gay sex up to the level of graphicness of heterosexual sex in movies... Mwahaha.

If pushing her away is considered assault, then yes. I'm just not willing to hit a woman unless it's really necessary.

Then why hit a man? Why not push him away?

And sorry im quoting from a few pages back, wasnt payin attention to this thread.

Then why hit a man? Why not push him away?

And sorry im quoting from a few pages back, wasnt payin attention to this thread.

Same reason I posted before - men face a double standard.

Then why hit a man? Why not push him away?

And sorry im quoting from a few pages back, wasnt payin attention to this thread.
Double standard based on cultural roles for males and females. Males are expected to know that certain actions will earn them a beating. Females are considered too delicate to hit. A man who fights another man for an understandable reason is respected. A man who beats a woman is considered cowardly and worthless.

That's a bit far, seeing how I live in eastern Canada. Couldn't we meet up somewhere in between?

As long as that isn't Oklahoma!

In response to 3, yeah. He could hit on me verbally, and I would just tell him I'm not gay. If he makes intimate physical contact, including kissing, he's getting hurt.

Why are you afraid of affection?

I haven't seen Brokeback Mountain, and I didn't watch the video, but I laughed my ass of at this post.

well since I'm obsessed with Heath Ledger...I cant WAIT to see this movie.

Double standard based on cultural roles for males and females. Males are expected to know that certain actions will earn them a beating. Females are considered too delicate to hit. A man who fights another man for an understandable reason is respected. A man who beats a woman is considered cowardly and worthless.

Ugh. Society sucks.

Ugh. Society sucks.
Meh, it keeps guys from beating on women. That's got to be worth something.

Ugh. Society sucks.

Thats illegal in Oklahoma

Meh, it keeps guys from beating on women.

Well...in public...

Meh, it keeps guys from beating on women. That's got to be worth something.


It woudl be nice if that were true but anybody that doesn't have the decency to not beat on women probably don't care about the social stigma attached to it.

Well...in public...
Most guys won't hit a woman. Most guys will hit another guy if he crosses a certain line. It works for most people, like any cultural rule. Our culture also sees having sex with 14 year olds as an abomination. That's enough to stop most guys from hitting on them, but there will always be some scumbags who decide the rules don't apply to them.

It woudl be nice if that were true but anybody that doesn't have the decency to not beat on women probably don't care about the social stigma attached to it.
I think that it's the social stigma that keeps it from happening more often. Decency is largely defined by cultural standards. I think some of it is genetic though.

I think that it's the social stigma that keeps it from happening more often. Decency is largely defined by cultural standards. I think some of it is genetic though.


You are probably right that it lessens it, but it is still a pretty big problem or else there wouldn't be battered womens shelters all over the place.

Edit for stats:

Within the last year, 7% of American women (3.9 million) who are married or living with someone as a couple were physically abused, and 37% (20.7 million) were verbally or emotionally abused by their spouse or partner. (The Commonwealth Fund, N.Y. 1991)

Every 9 seconds a woman is physically abused by her husband. (The Commonwealth Fund, N.Y. 1991)

The U.S. Department of Justice estimates that 95% of assaults on spouses or ex-spouses are committed by men against women. (Assessing Violent Couples, H. Douglas, Families in Society, 11/91)

Domestic violence is a repetitive in nature: about 1 in 5 women victimized by their spouse or ex-spouse reported that they had been a victim of a series of at least 3 assaults in the last 6 months. (Bureau of Justice Statistics, 10/93)

30% of Women presenting with injuries to the emergency department were identified as having injuries caused by battering. (American Journal of Public Health, 1/89)

Pregnancy is a risk factor. Several studies indicate a range of incidence from 17% to 26% of pregnant women. (Public Health Nursing, 9/87)

42% of murdered women are killed by their intimate partners. (FBI's 88-91 Uniform Crime Reports)

Your remember when Cartman from South Park said that all independent films were about gay cowboys eating pudding? Well this is like an independent film without the pudding.
I think the key to winning awards is to sit around watching old south park and simpsons episodes:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=v-cbSiD66CY
Let us thank the great B0zzy for sending us this amazing link of great humour and greatness.

*smokes incense up to the Great B0zzy*


That was frigging awesome, I laughed a lot..almost to hard *wipes blood away*

well since I'm obsessed with Heath Ledger...I cant WAIT to see this movie.
That, and having read the incredibly good book/short story. Plus hot man-on-man loving, of course.:D Sadly, I'll have to wait until February for it to open here. February. Aaaahh, I'll never make it that long. :(

Let us thank the great B0zzy for sending us this amazing link of great humour and greatness.

*smokes incense up to the Great B0zzy*


That was frigging awesome, I laughed a lot..almost to hard *wipes blood away*

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