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According to one report I've seen, Pinhead Pat Robertson couldn't resist another opportunity to open his pie-hole and spew forth more of his hateful drivel. (http://jta.org/page_view_breaking_story.asp?intid=770)


The Rev. Pat Robertson said Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon is being punished by God for dividing the Land of Israel. Robertson, speaking on the “700 Club” on Thursday, suggested Sharon, who is currently in an induced coma, and former Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin, assassinated by an Israeli extremist in 1995, were being treated with enmity by God for dividing Israel. “He was dividing God’s land,” Robertson said. “And I would say, Woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the E.U., the United Nations or the United States of America. God says, This land belongs to me. You better leave it alone.”



Funny, it wasn't THAT long ago was it that Pinhead was praising Isreal for dividing out a chunk of itself for Christians?

Indeed not. It was only four days ago! (http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2006-01-01-bible-park_x.htm)

Israel is offering evangelical Christians a chunk of the Holy Land.
Thirty-five acres of rolling hills and rocky shores of the Sea of Galilee, tucked between key sites in Jesus' ministry, would be leased to an association of evangelists led by American religious broadcaster Pat Robertson, Israeli tourism officials say.
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Robertson said in a statement that he was "fully cooperating" with the project but no deal had been formalized. He added that he is thrilled "there will be a place in the Galilee where evangelical Christians from all over the world can come to celebrate the actual place where Jesus Christ lived and taught."



Smite him now O Lord!
Smite his hateful ass now!!!!!!!

The only God that most figures on the American religious right-wing worship is the money. Talk about a bunch of neo-Pharisees.

talk about a self righteous asshole...

It's just not a good week if Pat can't gloat over someone elses misfortune.....

Why do they even report what he says anymore? The majority of sane people in the world think he's an insignificant idiot.

It's just not a good week if Pat can't gloat over someone elses misfortune.....

what about we all pray for god to smite him with a plague or two. maybe boils first, then a rain of frogs, rivers of blood... that sort of thing

what about we all pray for god to smite him with a plague or two. maybe boils first, then a rain of frogs, rivers of blood... that sort of thing
My prayer (note-this is actually a cursing) is that he would develop a largely-roaming, incurable itch that would plant itself in places on his body that are directly proportionately inconvenient for him to scratch them based on what social circumstances he was involved in.
I'm talking like the itching you get when your skin is recovering from severe burns and inch-deep lacerations ... you know the kind. *nods*
For example, every time he would talk he would develop the itch in his throat or lower palate, thus making him cough and tear up at the itchiness, resulting in an extremely labored and possibly truncated oration.
If he tired of that pursuit, he invariably would choose another form of communication, like writing, to wit his writing hand would flare up as he put pen to paper or both hands in case of keyboard strokes. Coupled with eyelid itches so he couldn't see very long what he was typing.
And ultimately, since people would still want his presence (for some unholy reason) in social functions, well, i think a prolonged jumpy itch between his testicles (side to side, alternately) and his shaft of manhood, coupled with his nostrils alternately as well, pretty much ought to take him out of the public eye.

And no i didn't borrow this idea from anyone else. I'm serious.

I would pray that his whole family suddenly turns homosexual, communist and has lots of abortions.

So sinfully entertaining.

Does anyone really still care what Pat Robertson thinks? Don't feed the fire by saying what a self-righteous fool he makes of himself and Christianity. Just ignore him.

Exactly - I can only imagine that he says this stupid crap to get attention.

Prat

Question: is everyone who ever falls ill being punished by god? Isn't there some kind of, I don't know, scientific reason why an older person would ail?

Question: is everyone who ever falls ill being punished by god? Isn't there some kind of, I don't know, scientific reason why an older person would ail?
Pat Robertson denies the Germ Theory :)

Pat Robertson denies the Germ Theory :)

Wonder what will happen when he falls ill and dies.

I'm seriously wondering what Pat will say when he does fall ill.

I'm seriously wondering what Pat will say when he does fall ill.

God wants him to be at his side in heaven

Why do they even report what he says anymore? The majority of sane people in the world think he's an insignificant idiot.

Ummm...comic relief? Of course he's an idiot, and most people are aware of that, but it's more a case of, "Check out what that idiot Robertson said this week."

According to one report I've seen, Pinhead Pat Robertson couldn't resist another opportunity to open his pie-hole and spew forth more of his hateful drivel. (http://jta.org/page_view_breaking_story.asp?intid=770)




Funny, it wasn't THAT long ago was it that Pinhead was praising Isreal for dividing out a chunk of itself for Christians?

Indeed not. It was only four days ago! (http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2006-01-01-bible-park_x.htm)




Smite him now O Lord!
Smite his hateful ass now!!!!!!!

Pat is talking out his butt, again.

As long as he sticks to what the bible says, we're FINE. When he starts to play the hippocrite and "gaze upon the stick in thy brother's eye yet gaze not upon the beam in thy own eye" it's that that gets me.

Ummm...comic relief? Of course he's an idiot, and most people are aware of that, but it's more a case of, "Check out what that idiot Robertson said this week."

The same reason I regularly visit the BNP website:D

The same reason I regularly visit the BNP website:D

Almost as funny as godhateswhatever.com run by Chief Asshole Fred Phelps...you almost wonder if he's really a caricature of himself.

I don't think they shoulda pulled out of the Gaza, because that won't appease those voilent zealots, but to claim that God punish's people that way is pretty backwards.

I would pray that his whole family suddenly turns homosexual, communist and has lots of abortions.

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL that'd be interesting for him......

What Pat said was really stupid and he probably doesnt have a clue about what he said.

It was also gay that he said the one guy should be assassinated.:sniper:

we need to make a compilation book:

Pat Robertson
Says the Darndest Things

and i guarrantee he'll approve!




does he know we're all laughing at him?
is god laughing too? that would be too funny :)

lol