NationStates Jolt Archive


God didn't create man ...

Eutrusca
05-01-2006, 21:17
... He created woman. Who else but a divinity could have created anything so surpassingly lovely? That's one of the major reasons I still pray, boys and girls! :D
Megaloria
05-01-2006, 21:18
... He created woman. Who else but a divinity could have created anything so surpassingly lovely? That's one of the major reasons I still pray, boys and girls! :D

Obviously, then, god doesn't have ears.
Eutrusca
05-01-2006, 21:19
Obviously, then, god doesn't have ears.
ROFLMAO! Um ... no comment! :p
Randomlittleisland
05-01-2006, 21:21
Obviously, then, god doesn't have ears.

*hands Megaloria a 'Greatest Comeback of the Month' award and a cookie*
Kecibukia
05-01-2006, 21:25
Obviously, then, god doesn't have ears.

That would be divine.
Eutrusca
05-01-2006, 21:25
*hands Megaloria a 'Greatest Comeback of the Month' award and a cookie*
"Comeback?" To what??? :confused:
Randomlittleisland
05-01-2006, 21:32
"Comeback?" To what??? :confused:

*hands Eutrusca a 'greatest commitment to quibbling over semantics' of the month award and a cookie*
Sumamba Buwhan
05-01-2006, 21:49
hehe Eut

that is exactly what I think to myself everytime I see a lovely woman
Eruantalon
05-01-2006, 21:59
... He created woman. Who else but a divinity could have created anything so surpassingly lovely? That's one of the major reasons I still pray, boys and girls! :D
*hhmph!* nothing but verbal cunnilingues, I say... *indiscernable muttering*

So who created man? The devil?
Sumamba Buwhan
05-01-2006, 22:02
*hhmph!* nothing but verbal cunnilingues, I say... *indiscernable muttering*

So who created man? The devil?


Woman created man... or another way of putting that would be The Devil, yes.
Jenrak
05-01-2006, 22:18
Makes sense.
Eruantalon
05-01-2006, 22:19
Woman created man... or another way of putting that would be The Devil, yes.
Does this mean that God created the Devil?
Sumamba Buwhan
05-01-2006, 22:21
Does this mean that God created the Devil?

Seems to me only God could create somethign as beautiful as those curvacious devils! rawr
Eruantalon
05-01-2006, 22:27
Seems to me only God could create somethign as beautiful as those curvacious devils! rawr
Delicious demons indeed... :p
Hullepupp
05-01-2006, 22:29
... He created woman. Who else but a divinity could have created anything so surpassingly lovely? That's one of the major reasons I still pray, boys and girls! :D

you mean SHE created man ???
Sarkhaan
05-01-2006, 23:16
... He created woman. Who else but a divinity could have created anything so surpassingly lovely? That's one of the major reasons I still pray, boys and girls! :D
"praying"? So that's what they call it now....:D