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US High School Students Demand Wars In Easier-to-find Countries

The Infinite Dunes
05-01-2006, 19:21
A very funny site I just found. Excuse me if you've already come across it.
http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/geography.shtml

A delegation of American high school students today demanded the United States stop waging war in obscure nations such as Afghanistan, Kuwait, and Bosnia-Herzegovina, and instead attack places they've actually heard of, such as France, Australia, and Austria, unless, they said, those last two are the same country.
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Beldoni's frustration was shared by nearly three dozen students at the hearing, who blamed the U.S. military for making them look bad.

"I totally support our soldiers and all that, but I am seriously failing both geography and social studies because I keep getting asked to find Croatia or Yemvrekia, or whatever bizarre-o country we send troops to," said Amelia Nash, a junior at Clark High School in Orlando, Fla. "Can't we fight in, like, Italy? It's boot-shaped."

Chairman Levin however, explained that Italy was a U.S. ally, and that intervention is usually in response to a specific threat.
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"Well, no," Levin answered. "We can't attack a fictional country."

"Yeah right," Boone mumbled. "Like Grenada was real."

And yeah... and other funny articles. Excuse me whilst I go round and look at the rest of the site.
Alinania
05-01-2006, 19:27
hehe... people are fun :D
Drunk commies deleted
05-01-2006, 19:33
"I think we need to cut back on our activities overseas and take care of business at home, and if that means invading Tallahassee (Fla.) or Trenton (N.J.) so that students learn where they are, so be it."

:eek: As a resident of Trenton, NJ I just want to warn you all that an attack on Trenton will be too costly in terms of money and American lives to even consider. Remember, NJ now has VX.

http://www.delawareriverkeeper.org/factsheets/vx_nerve_agent.htm
Alinania
05-01-2006, 19:46
hehe, and while we're on the subject... have you seen this one (http://satirewire.com/features/satire-jeevesinterview.shtml) yet? An interview with a search engine. Hilarious :D