NationStates Jolt Archive

A poll of earth shattering importance now,

a simple question, and one that is a question of absolutes so no myrth option.


If you are unfamiliar with Marmite or its simalar products you are missing out and I suggest you by the largest jar you can immediately.

Marmite are you a lover or a hater?

I am a Lover with toasted cheese, Twiglets... mmmm try marmite on a pizza or on a spicy kebab

If a Lovert post your favorite way to eat marmite. My absolute favorite is Marmite on a Chilli Chicken Parmasan with Cabbage

I've never tried marmite or vegamite. In the US those products are kind of hard to find.

I've never tried marmite or vegamite. In the US those products are kind of hard to find.

We cannot allow this travesty to continue, I suggest you contact your Sentaor or congressman Mayor Grand pooh Bah, recently elected fading celebrity, and immediately rectify the situation...

And while you are at it HP Sauce and Lea and Perrins should definately be available. Remember HP Sauce is a food group in its own right.

actually i'm neither cos thats just a sucessful advertising campaign. i'm ambivolent... its tasty, sometimes... sometimes i don't like it at all. sometimes i like it on toast, sometimes i like it on the coast, i like it on a hat, in the cat, i do not like marmite like that! :eek:

sorry got carried away...

As long as I have Cheeze Whiz, I don't need no steenking marmite.

Shockingly, I've never tried it. I'm a bit scared to in case my wee tastebuds are appalled.

Mr Lover lover. mmmmm :)

actually i'm neither cos thats just a sucessful advertising campaign. i'm ambivolent... its tasty, sometimes... sometimes i don't like it at all. sometimes i like it on toast, sometimes i like it on the coast, i like it on a hat, in the cat, i do not like marmite like that! :eek:

sorry got carried away...

You should be a rapper.

"I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I like peanut butter on my breakfast toast!"

You should be a rapper.

"I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I like peanut butter on my breakfast toast!"
i was aiming for doctor seuss, but doctor dre will do :p


edit: but with skills like that, home boy, you and me, we could be ill *nods* ;)

actually i'm neither cos thats just a sucessful advertising campaign. i'm ambivolent... its tasty, sometimes... sometimes i don't like it at all. sometimes i like it on toast, sometimes i like it on the coast, i like it on a hat, in the cat, i do not like marmite like that! :eek:

sorry got carried away...

But it is tasty all the time, (even when you talk in rhyme)

I cannot help it, I have to I have to, The Cat made me do it

I am Sam

I am Sam
Sam I am

That Sam-I-am
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am

Do you like
Marmite and Spam

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
Marmite and Spam.

Would you like them
Here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
Marmite and Spam.
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am

Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?

I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like Marmite and Spam.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.


Would you eat them
in a box?
Would you eat them
with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat Marmite and Spam.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.

I woould not ,
could not,
in a car

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in a tree?
d not in a tree.
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox
I do not like them in a house
I do mot like them with a mouse
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like Marmite and Spam.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.


Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you,
in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like
Marmite and Spam?

I do not
like them,
Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with a goat?

I would not,
could not.
with a goat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like
green egss
and ham!

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

You do not like them.
SO you say.
Try them! Try them!
ANd you may.
Try them and you may I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.

Say!
I like Marmite and Spam!
I do!! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat them in a boat!
And I would eat them with a goat...
And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so goodm so goodm you see!

So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANHYWHERE!

I do so like
Marmite and Spam!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am

i was aiming for doctor seuss, but doctor dre will do :p

You can be "MC Cheeba", or perhaps "Choof Dogg". I'm DJ-AK47.

Regarding Marmite no I've never had any or even heard of it before :(

Nice rhymes by the way guys :D

You can be "MC Cheeba", or perhaps "Choof Dogg". I'm DJ-AK47.
nah i like MC Professor Wheet-Oh thank you... i'm a breakfast rapper damnit, not a dogfood pimp! :mad: :p


edit: and :fluffle: for Puddytat for getting my awful seuss ripoff ;)

We cannot allow this travesty to continue, I suggest you contact your Sentaor or congressman Mayor Grand pooh Bah, recently elected fading celebrity, and immediately rectify the situation...

And while you are at it HP Sauce and Lea and Perrins should definately be available. Remember HP Sauce is a food group in its own right.
I don't know what HP sauce is. Lea and Perrins is available though.

I shall contact the exalted ruler of my Elks lodge and have him address the marmite shortage immediately. That should confuse the fucker.

Marmite, I can do without, although it IS available in the international section of a local grocery store. It's the nutella and Weetabix that I can't live without. Although not together.

Hey I got Fluffles,

Well I think the UK breeds Seuss fans, If it wasn't for Seuss I might be a less psychotic kitty cat, and what type of world would that be.

When tweetle beetles battle in a puddle in a bottle and the bottles on a poodle and the poodles eating noodles,

is still my favorite song to sing when 46 sheets to the wind, normally queueing for a dirty kebab or a chicken parmasan lol

If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...

Picard: Sigma Indri, that's the star, So, Data, please, how far? How far?

Data: Our ship can get there very fast But still the trip will last and last We'll have two days til we arrive But can the Indrans there survive?

Picard: LaForge, please give us factor nine.

LaForge: But, sir, the engines are offline!

Picard: Offline! But why? I want to go! Please make it so, please make it
so!

Riker: But sir, if Geordi says we can't, We can't, we mustn't, and we shan't, The danger here is far too great!

Picard: But surely we must not be late!

Troi: I'm sensing anger and great ire.

Computer: Alert! Alert! The ship's on fire!

Picard: The ship's on fire? How could this be? Who lit the fire?

Riker: Not me.

Worf: Not me.

Picard: Computer, how long til we die?

Computer: Eight minutes left to say goodbye.

Data: May I suggest a course to take? We could, I think, quite safely make Extinguishers from tractor beams And stop the fire, or so it seems...

Geordi: Hurray! Hurray! You've saved the day! Again I say, Hurray! Hurray!

Picard: Mr. Data, thank you much. You've saved our lives, our ship, and such.

Troi: We still must save the Indran planet --

Data: Which (by the way) is made of granite...

Picard: Enough, you android. Please desist. We understand -- we get your gist. But can we get our ship to go? Please, make it so, PLEASE make it so.

Geordi: There's sabotage among the wires And that's what started all the fires.

Riker: We have a saboteur? Oh, no! We need to go! We need to go!

Troi: We must seek out the traitor spy And lock him up and ask him why?

Worf: Ask him why? How sentimental. I say give him problems dental.

Troi: Are any Romulan ships around? Have scanners said that they've been found? Or is it Borg or some new threat We haven't even heard of yet? I sense no malice in this crew. Now what are we supposed to do?

Crusher: Captain, please, the Indrans need us. They cry out, "Help us, clothe us, feed us!" I can't just sit and let them die! A doctor MUST attempt -- MUST try!

Picard: Doctor, please, we'll get there soon.

Crusher: They may be dead by Tuesday noon.

*COMMERCIAL BREAK, COMMERCIAL BREAK HOW LONG WILL THESE DUMB ADS TAKE?*

Worf: The saboteur is in the brig. He's very strong and very big. I had my phaser set on stun -- A zzzip! A zzzap! Another one! He would not budge, he would not fall, He would not stun, no, not at all! He changed into a stranger form All soft and purple, round and warm.

Picard: Did you see this, Mr. Worf? Did you see this creature morph?

Worf: I did and then I beat him fairly. Hit him on the jaw -- quite squarely.

Riker: My commendations, Klingon friend! Our troubles now are at an end!

Crusher: Now let's get our ship to fly And orbit yonder Indran sky!

Picard: LaForge, please tell me we can go...?

Geordi: Yes, sir, we can.

Picard: Then make it so!

THE END

Peanut butter and marmite is nice, and beans on toast with marmite on the toast, cheese on toast with marmite too

I have this sudden urge to read the hunting of the snark now (Carroll / Dr.seuss) Carroll only scores one more point in scrabble so pretty similar <G>

Literature students don't argue (I am wrong) it is just the tempo and nonsensical rhyming I am thinking of.

Marmite is sexcellent - I've eaten it out of the jar on many occasions. One thing I especially enjoy doing with marmite (no, nothing filthy): Do some toast with marmite on it (lots of marmite - much more than you would normally put on). Then, make cheese on toast with it, possibly smearing some more marmite in with the cheese. Then, cook some beans and make bean on cheese on marmite toast. *sexes*

<StarTrekSnip>
:D :D :D :D :D

Did you make that up? Ah, that was the great geeky shit!

:D :D :D :D :D

Did you make that up? Ah, that was the great geeky shit! no I did not make it up but some other geek did ;)

It's the nutella and Weetabix that I can't live without.

Well, seriously, who could live without Nutella? :eek:

As for Marmite - never tried it, we don't have it here. Though if I ever came across it, I may have to really, really convince myself to try it, what with how much it's hated by about half of those who tried it.

Love it certainly. I prefer it with cheese and vanilla mullerice on bread...
Also goes with custard. And peanut butter and custard. And mashed banana on toast.
Oh yeah, and mashed banana and cheese on peshwari naan...

If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
-snip-

lmao!!! best. post. ever!! :p :p

i like green eggs and ham.... and marmite

better than vegemite

lmao!!! best. post. ever!! :p :p thank you ;)

If a Lovert post your favorite way to eat marmite.

Either in a sandwich with bacon and cheese, or from the jar, with a stick.

Either in a sandwich with bacon and cheese, or from the jar, with a stick.

Marmite is Nice with Lettuce

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lettuce

or and cucumber in a sandwich

I was going to say "hateful lover" before I knew this was a product question.

Hater. Total hater. I am the Hater Extraordinaire.

Love it certainly. I prefer it with cheese and vanilla mullerice on bread...
Also goes with custard. And peanut butter and custard. And mashed banana on toast.
Oh yeah, and mashed banana and cheese on peshwari naan...

mmm peshwari naan,

how dare you defile divine custard!!! for that you will pay
(hmmm I wonder what a marmite trifle would be like)

Lover

Listen up to my story
Of the Blackness in its Glory
Made in NZ back in the day
Australia imitates but it aint ok
Open a jar of yeasty goodness
John Howard can't get his Wood miss
Cause Vegemite is real Whorey
Marmite is just the best
Beats Bovril with no contest
Runaway Brits you cant compare
To the Tasty spread on my plate

Arrgh i ryhme like Chingy.:mp5: