confessions.........
Smunkeeville
05-01-2006, 05:04
Here is a place to confess, yeah, anything you want, as long as it's not admiting to a crime, I am tired of being an accessory.
Smunkee's confession...........
I come from a redneck family
yep, my dad's ashes are in a Jack Daniels bottle, my cousin has been on Jerry Springer (twice) and every single person in my family except for me and my hubby owns a truck. I escaped (mostly) but I still have the ingrained redneck stuff that I can't get rid of............
I like to camp. I like to hunt. I like to chase tornadoes (although since I had my kids I haven't done it too much because I want them to be safe and I can't take them with me, so I can't go)
I have so much of an accent that people on the phone can't understand me sometimes (esp people from other countries) and when I lived in Arizona people would talk to me just to hear me speak..........
so whatcha got?
Peechland
05-01-2006, 05:08
where ya from Smunk? I'm from the South too and can understand the escaping thing. *looks at family photo album ....shudders and pukes*
i sometimes dont put things back where they belong, on the grocery shelf if i change my mind about buying it. so the box of Triscuits could very well end up on the Ketchup aisle.
there! I've said it!! the shame.....:(
Smunkeeville
05-01-2006, 05:10
I am from Oklahoma and damn proud of it, the problem is that most of my family is from Texas :( south Texas, near Louisianna shoot an Alligator and eat it raw Texas.:(
Peechland
05-01-2006, 05:13
ohh....
i'm from Georgia....about 55 miles from where they filmed Deliverance. Need I say more?
Zarathoft
05-01-2006, 05:16
Jack Daniels bottle,
I got my ass kicked by Jack Daniels at a party. One minute I was drinking it, the next thing I remember is waking up in a different state -.- So their is my confession, getting my assed kicked by Jack Daniels and probably making a mockery of myself.
The Nazz
05-01-2006, 05:17
I am from Oklahoma and damn proud of it, the problem is that most of my family is from Texas :( south Texas, near Louisianna shoot an Alligator and eat it raw Texas.:(
Here's something I don't like to admit--I was born in Texas and lived there for six years, when my family moved to Louisiana. I still have lots of family there, most of it around San Antonio. I tell people I'm from Louisiana because I don't have any significant memories from Texas, at least not any I'm comfortable sharing with strangers.
I'm the first generation on my dad's side that went to a four year college, first generation that's out of the trailers as adults. I like to tell my daughter that every successive generation dilutes the redneck blood a bit more, but I still find myself reverting on occasion, especially when it comes to defending family and country--threaten my kin or question my patriotism and you're liable to find yourself with your teeth in the back of your throat. And like all good rednecks, I fight as dirty as I can.
Kreitzmoorland
05-01-2006, 05:19
I'm a literature snob. I've recently started refusing to read anything that isn't actually written well, unless forced to. I just can't bring myself to get farther than the first few pages, even for ostensible science fiction classics, like Dune, if the writing is boring, hackneyed, or otherwise tiresome.
Peechland
05-01-2006, 05:22
I once took a gun to a knife fight.
seriously...
I pretend I'm a character from various scenes/movies while doing stuff around the house or while I'm driving.
Forgive father for I have sinned...
...I'm not catholic. *gasp*
DrunkenDove
05-01-2006, 05:33
I don't actually like many other liberals I've met in real life.
Smunkeeville
05-01-2006, 05:47
I don't actually like many other liberals I've met in real life.
that's okay, I don't like many of the other conservatives I have met in real life either, of course in real life I don't like much of anyone really.
Ogalalla
05-01-2006, 05:58
My relatives on my dad's side were the Hicks (last name) from Corning, Arkansas. They (mom, dad, and 12 kids) lived in a shack that was about 15 ft by 10 ft.
Smunkeeville
05-01-2006, 06:03
My relatives on my dad's side were the Hicks (last name) from Corning, Arkansas. They (mom, dad, and 12 kids) lived in a shack that was about 15 ft by 10 ft.
omg, that was my maiden name, you want to know something really redneck? it was also my maternal grandmother's maiden name.
Ogalalla
05-01-2006, 06:04
omg, that was my maiden name, you want to know something really redneck? it was also my maternal grandmother's maiden name.
My great grandpa was one of the 12 hicks kids.
Smunkeeville
05-01-2006, 06:06
my great grandfather had 11 siblings, I wonder if we are related :eek:
Ogalalla
05-01-2006, 06:11
my great grandfather had 11 siblings, I wonder if we are related :eek:
This is pretty weird. I am trying to find the picture I have of most of that family. I only know of my great-grandpa's name out of all of them. I don't know what all you know about them, but his name was Elgin. I will continue looking for the picture with their names on them though.
Smunkeeville
05-01-2006, 06:14
Elgin?:eek: find the picture and TG it to me, really my great grandfather had a brother named Elgin.
DrunkenDove
05-01-2006, 06:19
Elgin?:eek: find the picture and TG it to me, really my great grandfather had a brother named Elgin.
This is bizzare. Small world, eh?
Ogalalla
05-01-2006, 06:19
Elgin?:eek: find the picture and TG it to me, really my great grandfather had a brother named Elgin.
See, now i just look like a n00b, but how do i send a telegram
Sarkhaan
05-01-2006, 06:21
Elgin?:eek: find the picture and TG it to me, really my great grandfather had a brother named Elgin.
First we have couples beginning on NS, now we have family reunions?
That would be....weird. very, very, weird.
oh right, my confession......
um...I can't think of anything good. I hate spending time with my (extended) family, but I think most people do. It is usually me and my cousins sitting around, waiting for it to all end so we can go home and sleep. I do love some of them tho.
I detest the hick part of my family. When you tell your children to watch TV instead of play, then wonder why the kid is fat, it bothers me. Particularly when the mother needs exercise too. And when she bitches that she can't get a decent paying job when she has a culinary degree, but instead works at a Hollywood Video for LESS than I make lifeguarding...blah.
DrunkenDove
05-01-2006, 06:23
See, now i just look like a n00b, but how do i send a telegram
Go to Smunkeevilles nation, fill in the box and push the button that says "send".
It should be at www.nationstates.net/smunkeeville
Theroetical Physicists
05-01-2006, 06:25
I am from Oklahoma and damn proud of it, the problem is that most of my family is from Texas :( south Texas, near Louisianna shoot an Alligator and eat it raw Texas.:(
See, the cowboy stereotype of texas isnt true. we also eat gaters apparently.
*rides off into the sunset draging gator behind horse*
Ogalalla
05-01-2006, 06:26
Well, my dad definitley knows where the picture is. So I will see if I can figure out how to get it to you, and ill make sure to send you the name list as well. You better not be pulling my leg.
Ogalalla
05-01-2006, 06:27
Go to Smunkeevilles nation, fill in the box and push the button that says "send".
It should be at www.nationstates.net/smunkeeville
understand now, thanks
Smunkeeville
05-01-2006, 06:27
Well, my dad definitley knows where the picture is. So I will see if I can figure out how to get it to you, and ill make sure to send you the name list as well. You better not be pulling my leg.
I swear to you I am not, btw if it's not too rude to ask what race are you? because I know there are some african american Hicks and being white I am 50% sure I am not related to them.
Oh and if it helps my great grandfather's name was Nelson.
I am the gorrilla terrorist reguarding de-holying holy water. :D
Lovely Boys
05-01-2006, 06:29
I have several confessions:
1) I was born in Auckland - New Zealanders will know the true crime of this; and worse still, I lived in Howick (which is now labelled by NZ First supporters as Chowick) - on a good side, I only lived there for the first two years of my life, and then moved down to Wellington - I'm now in Christchurch :D
2) I used Windows :( yes, this was a sad day for me, but on the good side, it was promptly replaced with a dandy copy of Slackware Linux which made by life complete.
3) I voted for a left wing party, TWICE! yes, for all you NZ'ders who hate Labour/Greens, you can blame me, I voted for them - if the right want my vote, how about a decent bloody tax cut! :p
Ogalalla
05-01-2006, 06:30
I swear to you I am not, btw if it's not too rude to ask what race are you? because I know there are some african american Hicks and being white I am 50% sure I am not related to them.
Oh and if it helps my great grandfather's name was Nelson.
Good Good. I have met a couple black people with the last name Hicks, but I am white. If Nelson is on the picture than this is just creepy.
Smunkeeville
05-01-2006, 06:30
See, the cowboy stereotype of texas isnt true. we also eat gaters apparently.
*rides off into the sunset draging gator behind horse*
it depends on what part of Texas you are from, they were from far south east texas, people in central texas are far less likely to eat gators (or even be able to find one) west texas is a whole other story too.....and north texas might as well be Okies, although they can't be, we wouldn't let them.
don't feel too bad, I have been indoctrinated to hate Texas, it's an Okie thing, I am training my kids too, they can already do the longhorns upside down thingy :D
Boomer Sooner!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DrunkenDove
05-01-2006, 06:34
understand now, thanks
No problem.
Theroetical Physicists
05-01-2006, 06:35
...I'm now in Christchurch...
My god! There naming towns after religous aspects!
The Christians are out of control! Wheres my garlic and wooden stake?
*looks around nerv-ously*
*ahem* I, I am ashamed to say, am a Moonie. For the longest time I was in denial about this. I swore against them all. I laughted at their chatter. I derided their mental abilities. I debased their reasoning, and I scoffed in their general direction.
Were any to ask, I would denouce such talk as pure slander that I, I myself, could possibly have ANY interest that coinisded with them. At conventions or gatherings, I would openly mock those who by action, word, or deed proclaimed themselves devoties.
But... but... secretly... at home under lock and key I kept matrials that would exposse my secret shame... A Sailor Mercury plushie and the entire S season, along with all three movies.
Anti-Social Darwinism
05-01-2006, 06:37
I married a redneck, does that count? His father was from Oklahoma and Mother was from Texas. And his attitude was pre-war (Civil War, that is, just keep them darkies in there place). I had an affair with a black cop and divorced him.
Sarkhaan
05-01-2006, 06:38
See, the cowboy stereotype of texas isnt true. we also eat gaters apparently.
*rides off into the sunset draging gator behind horse*
ah hell, even I've had aligator, and I'm from CT. Go figure.
tasted like rattlesnake, oddly.
The Nazz
05-01-2006, 06:38
I married a redneck, does that count? His father was from Oklahoma and Mother was from Texas. And his attitude was pre-war (Civil War, that is, just keep them darkies in there place). I had an affair with a black cop and divorced him.I bet that blew his mind.
I married a redneck, does that count? His father was from Oklahoma and Mother was from Texas. And his attitude was pre-war (Civil War, that is, just keep them darkies in there place). I had an affair with a black cop and divorced him.
I would have paid to see the look on his face when he found out!
Roachy Returned
05-01-2006, 07:12
I am masturbating to furry porn right now.
Gay furry porn.
Galliam Returned
05-01-2006, 07:14
I'm Helping Him!!!
Shotagon
05-01-2006, 07:19
it depends on what part of Texas you are from, they were from far south east texas, people in central texas are far less likely to eat gators (or even be able to find one) west texas is a whole other story too.....and north texas might as well be Okies, although they can't be, we wouldn't let them.Central texans are very normal. I live in Austin and hardly anyone around here has an appreciable accent or exhibits severe redneck tendencies.. :D
don't feel too bad, I have been indoctrinated to hate Texas, it's an Okie thing, I am training my kids too, they can already do the longhorns upside down thingy :DHeheh. In Texas' defense, here is a nice joke: The only thing that keeps Texas from breaking away and floating off in the Gulf of Mexico is because Oklahoma sucks. :D
Elizajeff
05-01-2006, 07:40
I confess! I urinate in the shower sometimes.....
Grainne Ni Malley
05-01-2006, 07:47
So many confessions, such little time. How do I pick one that won't reveal too much about me, but won't disappoint?
Let's see... nothing related to sex because I might traumatize someone. Nothing too incriminating because I don't want to be a prison bitch. Hmmmm.
Oh, what the hey. I listen to rap. There. Not all the time, but I actually have a couple of rap songs that I looooooove. I even listen to Eminem. Jay-Z. Nelly. 50 cent. When I'm home alone, sometimes I turn up rap music really loud, get up and shake my big butt. I practice making my bootie jiggle and freak imaginary people, but I usually end up falling over furniture.
Sarkhaan
05-01-2006, 08:12
Oh, what the hey. I listen to rap. There. Not all the time, but I actually have a couple of rap songs that I looooooove. I even listen to Eminem. Jay-Z. Nelly. 50 cent. When I'm home alone, sometimes I turn up rap music really loud, get up and shake my big butt. I practice making my bootie jiggle and freak imaginary people, but I usually end up falling over furniture.
ha...so...50 cent used to live in the town over from me. We drove up one night and blasted Jay-Z out front. The security guard came down and told us that 50 didn't appreciate our music taste and that we should either play some decent music or leave. So we played classical. He seemed to be okay with that.
Zipperump-a-Zoo
05-01-2006, 08:20
Okay. Here it goes. *sigh*
Back, before I studied any political science, I supported the Republican party. I even wanted to see Bush as president in the 2000 election.
I have since repented, revoked or otherwise ended my membership to any Republican organizations, and am now a very contentious, but still extremely conservative democrat.
It's funny how you can confuse conservatism with Republicians... they're really not the same thing.
*phew* It's good to have that off my chest.
Dark Shadowy Nexus
05-01-2006, 08:25
I used to wet the bed. I don't any more but I wish I still did. Is that ok to confess on here?
Grainne Ni Malley
05-01-2006, 08:28
ha...so...50 cent used to live in the town over from me. We drove up one night and blasted Jay-Z out front. The security guard came down and told us that 50 didn't appreciate our music taste and that we should either play some decent music or leave. So we played classical. He seemed to be okay with that.
That's hilarious. I grew up in Oakland. Need I say more?
Zipperump-a-Zoo
05-01-2006, 08:28
I confess! I urinate in the shower sometimes.....
Who doesn't?
I used to wet the bed. I don't any more but I wish I still did. Is that ok to confess on here?
If I say no, can I forget you said it?
Sarkhaan
05-01-2006, 08:37
That's hilarious. I grew up in Oakland. Need I say more?
haha...I understand. I grew up in Connecticut. Therefore, anyone with some level of "streetcred" has moved here and instantly lost it.
50 actually moved into Mike Tysons old mansion. They live close to Martha Stewart. Now if that isn't depressing, I don't know what is (although, the block party must be amazing..."How's that ottoman I made from pinecones and bird feathers holding up 50?" "Bitch, please!")
Lovely Boys
05-01-2006, 08:37
My god! There naming towns after religous aspects!
The Christians are out of control! Wheres my garlic and wooden stake?
LOL :D
Na, the funny part, the local Synagogue is called "Canterbury Synagogue"....I wonder why they didn't call it Christchurch :rolleyes:
Demented Hamsters
05-01-2006, 08:55
I confess! I urinate in the shower sometimes.....
That's only weird if you do it while not taking a shower.
I've used the bathroom sink some times. Mainly when I was busting and my then g/f was taking forever to do her business. That's my excuse anyway.
I was born in Auckland - New Zealanders will know the true crime of this; and worse still, I lived in Howick (which is now labelled by NZ First supporters as Chowick) - on a good side, I only lived there for the first two years of my life, and then moved down to Wellington - I'm now in Christchurch :D
Could have been worse...you could have been born in Henderson.
My big confession:
I slept with 9 other women (over a course of 3 years) while I was engaged. One of them was my flatmate's g/f who was passed out drunk in the other room at the time (the flatmate, not the g/f - I do have some standards!). Another was my ex-girlfriend who was pregnant and married by that time. 2 of the others were married too, btw.
Before you ask, no I'm not engaged any more. But it wasn't due to my philandering. She didn't find out, as she was overseas at the time. And to answer your next question, no I don't feel particularly guilty. That's my sociopathic streak coming through I guess.
Elizajeff
05-01-2006, 09:10
That's only weird if you do it while not taking a shower.
Hehe...that's pretty good.
OntheRIGHTside
05-01-2006, 09:14
I commited suicide.
I did not try, I did.
Of the council of clan
05-01-2006, 09:19
my confession
I truly and honestly hate my platoon. I hate a lot of people because they are shit talking backstabbers that will do anything and try to fuck anyone to get promoted(strange both the specialists that got promoted to Corporal are fucking NCO's. Coincidence? who knows) I've been living, working and playing with these people for a whole fucking year and in 90 days it'll be over but that come soon enough to when i get back to my regular life, with my regular friends and etc.
I have three people in a platoon of 24 that I geniunely like to hang out with and hope we still stay friends after the deployment.
Should have never volunteered to extend..
OntheRIGHTside
05-01-2006, 09:21
my confession
I truly and honestly hate my platoon. I hate a lot of people because they are shit talking backstabbers that will do anything and try to fuck anyone to get promoted(strange both the specialists that got promoted to Corporal are fucking NCO's. Coincidence? who knows) I've been living, working and playing with these people for a whole fucking year and in 90 days it'll be over but that come soon enough to when i get back to my regular life, with my regular friends and etc.
I have three people in a platoon of 24 that I geniunely like to hang out with and hope we still stay friends after the deployment.
Should have never volunteered to extend..
So that's why you're drunk. Better reason than most, I suppose.
DrunkenDove
05-01-2006, 09:23
I commited suicide.
I did not try, I did.
Keep talking.
Of the council of clan
05-01-2006, 09:23
So that's why you're drunk. Better reason than most, I suppose.
I barely drank and never smoked....ever before this deployment.
Now I do both a lot.
OntheRIGHTside
05-01-2006, 09:25
Keep talking.
I'm undead.
Pure Metal
05-01-2006, 11:54
i'm a commie yet i went to a prestigious (and relatively snotty) 450 year old school founded by the king in 15-whatever. thats a confession of sorts... well, coupled with the fact that i am frightfully middle class (i listen to radio 4, whaddya expect? ;)) its a confession.
other confessions... lets see... i weigh about 16 stone and am 5'11" high, so i'm kinda rotund - mostly a sorta beer belly tho :(
i've joined a gym to do something about it but i'm frightened of the place, and plus food and good taste are my main/only real pleasures to the day (or they were till amy came along and instilled herself into me... now the last few days since i've been feeling more in love with her than ever, i've hardly eaten a thing cos she is the joy that gets me through the day instead :fluffle: )
Yukonuthead the Fourth
05-01-2006, 12:00
I confess to being a total loser. Is that a sin?
Is that a sin?
Would it matter to you?
i'm a commie yet i went to a prestigious (and relatively snotty) 450 year old school founded by the king in 15-whatever.
Ah well, justify it by thinking your exploiting the enemy, using there institutions to ascend.
My confession is that....I'am a sadist. More pressing would be that I have a speech to do in about 9 hours and I'am not rehearsing/sleeping/caring.
Bobbikal
05-01-2006, 12:12
It seems most of these confessions are about being a Redneck. Well, I'm from Britain, so we don't tend to have Rednecks... we have Chavs. The lowest form of life known here. Tracksuit wearing, 'Bling' flashing, trousers tucked into socks-ing scum who congeal around McDonalds. I am afraid to say I come from around a Chav infested scum-hole called Crewe. Luckily there is no McDonalds in this small suburb and very few bus stops, so they don't come here.
Although, I don't come from Stoke either. I'm a Cheshire-ite. NOT a Stokie, despite :( being born in North Staffs Hospital.
That's my British version of the 'I'm a Redneck' confession.
Monkeypimp
05-01-2006, 12:22
I have several confessions:
1) I was born in Auckland - New Zealanders will know the true crime of this; and worse still, I lived in Howick
hahaha
3) I voted for a left wing party, TWICE! yes, for all you NZ'ders who hate Labour/Greens, you can blame me, I voted for them - if the right want my vote, how about a decent bloody tax cut! :p
I voted left wing in my one and only trip to the polls in my life. I reasoned that there was no point in national giving me $7 extra a week in tax cuts when the police are already too under funded to save my sorry ass if I get beaten up for that $7..
Lunatic Goofballs
05-01-2006, 12:57
I've spent less than 72 hours in mental institutions. I've never actually been committed.
Monkeypimp
05-01-2006, 12:58
I've spent less than 72 hours in mental institutions. I've never actually been committed.
and what is your wife's occupation, mister insanity?
Lunatic Goofballs
05-01-2006, 13:03
and what is your wife's occupation, mister insanity?
SHe's a police officer. *nod*
Wildwolfden
05-01-2006, 13:03
Set fire to a dumped car once buy stuffing matches in read tail light that was smashed , oops fire brigade turned up
Monkeypimp
05-01-2006, 13:09
SHe's a police officer. *nod*
I've always viewed that as the reason you're still on the outside :D
Lunatic Goofballs
05-01-2006, 13:11
I've always viewed that as the reason you're still on the outside :D
That makes two of us. :D
Blauhimmel
05-01-2006, 13:22
When I was planning a vacation with a friend, I got the feeling that she was lying to me. So I hacked her email account and found out that she actually was. She hated the idea of going on vacation but never told me.
I kept quiet and we went on vacation where I made sure that she was having a miserable time. I, on the other side, rather enjoyed myself.
Needless to say that she is not my friend anymore.
Heron-Marked Warriors
05-01-2006, 14:26
When I was planning a vacation with a friend, I got the feeling that she was lying to me. So I hacked her email account and found out that she actually was. She hated the idea of going on vacation but never told me.
I kept quiet and we went on vacation where I made sure that she was having a miserable time. I, on the other side, rather enjoyed myself.
Needless to say that she is not my friend anymore.
a real win-win situation
Well I might as well come clean about my background
My mum used to own her own company and employ over a hundred people. I really resent her for it.
My dad is a vicar. That just makes me laugh.
I still go to an all-boys private school. Which is shit.
I live in a highly upper class village (only 4 asians in a population of over 1000 in the village. Get the idea?) with nothing to do- is it really any wonder I smoke pot every night?
Pure Metal
05-01-2006, 14:39
Well I might as well come clean about my background
My mum used to own her own company and employ over a hundred people. I really resent her for it.
My dad is a vicar. That just makes me laugh.
I still go to an all-boys private school. Which is shit.
I live in a highly upper class village (only 4 asians in a population of over 1000 in the village. Get the idea?) with nothing to do- is it really any wonder I smoke pot every night?
lol the vicar thing made me laugh out loud too :p
and my school was an all-boys school till 2 years before i went there too *nods*
but as a commie, at least i live in a nice working class area of a working class industrial port... ok it happens to be the particular neighbourhood where all the college professors and doctors live (cos the uni and the hospital are just a short bike ride through the park away), but still... :D
tho on a serious note: if you're smoking pot to cover up unhappiness with life or escape from things... don't. i did it for 2 years straight and it got me absolutley nowhere. smoke pot for recreation by all means... ah you know what i mean...
tho on a serious note: if you're smoking pot to cover up unhappiness with life or escape from things... don't. i did it for 2 years straight and it got me absolutley nowhere. smoke pot for recreation by all means... ah you know what i mean...
I know. That's what's worrying me.
Anarchic Conceptions
05-01-2006, 14:46
I can be quite snobby regarding things like music, film and books sometimes (without being intelligent enough to carry it off).
I occasionally smoke a pipe (though this is unconnected with being a snob, since until now only my girlfriend knows about my pipe smoking).
The only radio station I listen to is Radio 4.
I download .mp3s, and rarely buy CDs
Pure Metal
05-01-2006, 14:51
I know. That's what's worrying me.
hm ok then... my advice: get a car and live like the bourgeois dog you are ;) :p
hm ok then... my advice: get a car and live like the bourgeois dog you are ;) :p
Sack that. I wanna leave school and home and just get some shitty apartment and shitty job. But my mum has already paid my fees for this year so I'd feel so guilty.
Anarchic Conceptions
05-01-2006, 14:56
Sack that. I wanna leave school and home and just get some shitty apartment and shitty job. But my mum has already paid my fees for this year so I'd feel so guilty.
Your still in school :eek:
For some reason I always thought you were older :confused:
Your still in school :eek:
For some reason I always thought you were older :confused:
Nope. 17. mwuhahaha.
Pure Metal
05-01-2006, 15:01
Sack that. I wanna leave school and home and just get some shitty apartment and shitty job. But my mum has already paid my fees for this year so I'd feel so guilty.
bah well don't do anything rash. i want to do the same really but the reality of living on your own/having a shitty job really sucks (for me, it sucked a lot more than living at home... hence why i'm back here :))
Your still in school :eek:
For some reason I always thought you were older :confused:
i know, so did i!!
at least till a few weeks ago
odd that
I went to a Catholic school. *cowers in shame*
Oh, what the hey. I listen to rap.
Me too, but I only like the old stuff.
Hoos Bandoland
05-01-2006, 15:13
Your still in school :eek:
For some reason I always thought you were older :confused:
He is. He walks his kid to school because they're both in the same grade! :p
Carnivorous Lickers
05-01-2006, 15:27
ohh....
i'm from Georgia....about 55 miles from where they filmed Deliverance. Need I say more?
You got a real purty mouth....
Carnivorous Lickers
05-01-2006, 15:32
ha...so...50 cent used to live in the town over from me. We drove up one night and blasted Jay-Z out front. The security guard came down and told us that 50 didn't appreciate our music taste and that we should either play some decent music or leave. So we played classical. He seemed to be okay with that.
This is so mild to me, I wont call it a confession.
I repossessed "Method Man's" Mercedes.
Cabra West
05-01-2006, 15:39
Nothing much to confess... apart from a relationship with a married guy.
And I used to love ABBA as a teenager *runs and hides
Carnivorous Lickers
05-01-2006, 15:42
Nothing much to confess... apart from a relationship with a married guy.
And I used to love ABBA as a teenager *runs and hides
"Can you hear the drums,Fernando?"
Ok-one confession I'm willing to air in here- I liked ABBA too-my parents had a few of their albums. And Olivia Newton John. And Neil Diamond, Bette Midler, Johnny Cash, the Doors,Elvis... the list gos on.
Now I feel dirty.
Cabra West
05-01-2006, 15:45
"Can you hear the drums,Fernando?"
Ok-one confession I'm willing to air in here- I liked ABBA too-my parents had a few of their albums. And Olivia Newton John. And Neil Diamond, Bette Midler, Johnny Cash, the Doors,Elvis... the list gos on.
Now I feel dirty.
O-kay.... no, never much listened to any of the above apart from ABBA. Yay, I'm not completely uncool :D
"Can you hear the drums,Fernando?"
Ok-one confession I'm willing to air in here- I liked ABBA too-my parents had a few of their albums. And Olivia Newton John. And Neil Diamond, Bette Midler, Johnny Cash, the Doors,Elvis... the list gos on.
Now I feel dirty.
What's wrong with the Doors? :p
Anarchic Conceptions
05-01-2006, 15:49
I went to a Catholic school. *cowers in shame*
So did I.
Any of the staff or priests at yours get arrested?
Pure Metal
05-01-2006, 16:05
So did I.
Any of the staff or priests at yours get arrested?
a friend of mine went to a catholic school where one of the priests died in the middle of one of his lessons... kinda nasty that.
Qwystyria
05-01-2006, 16:20
My parents disowned me. I told them I was moving out, and they said if I left, I could never come back, and I turned around and walked out. It took their pastor's convincing to get them to let me even come in and get my clothes, and they still have a TON of my stuff... I hope they haven't thrown it out. And they've never met their only granddaughter. But the real confession in this is that if my dad died, I think my mom would have a relationship with me again, so I can't help hoping he dies soon, and/or has a near death experience that will convince him that his granddaughter is more important than his pride.
I also muck about on the NS General forum when I should be doing other things.
Carnivorous Lickers
05-01-2006, 16:37
What's wrong with the Doors? :p
Nothin'-I just lumped them in there. I love the Doors. And I wouldnt turn the radio off if ABBA came on. I'm either multi-faceted or just plain insane.
Carnivorous Lickers
05-01-2006, 16:42
O-kay.... no, never much listened to any of the above apart from ABBA. Yay, I'm not completely uncool :D
Wise guy!!
I think you'd find me pretty cool.
Cabra West
05-01-2006, 16:44
Wise guy!!
I think you'd find me pretty cool.
*lol
You know I do. :fluffle:
And hey, I've still got those ABBA tapes at home somewhere. Every now and then...
So did I.
Any of the staff or priests at yours get arrested?
Actually, yes. One was imprisoned for having sex with an underage student...seriously...
Nothin'-I just lumped them in there. I love the Doors. And I wouldnt turn the radio off if ABBA came on. I'm either multi-faceted or just plain insane.
Meh, don't think insanity is a bad thing. Embrace it as I have. :p
Carnivorous Lickers
05-01-2006, 16:53
*lol
You know I do. :fluffle:
And hey, I've still got those ABBA tapes at home somewhere. Every now and then...
Thanks! :fluffle:
Yeah, but are the "tapes" 8-tracks?
Carnivorous Lickers
05-01-2006, 16:54
Meh, don't think insanity is a bad thing. Embrace it as I have. :p
Its not like I have a choice. Its only bad around the full moon too, so I can plan for it.
Cabra West
05-01-2006, 16:55
Thanks! :fluffle:
Yeah, but are the "tapes" 8-tracks?
I'm not THAT old :mad:
No, just regular audio cassettes:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f1/Tdkc60cassette.jpg
Carnivorous Lickers
05-01-2006, 16:59
I'm not THAT old :mad:
No, just regular audio cassettes:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f1/Tdkc60cassette.jpg
I've still got 8-tracks around in a box somewhere. Of course,I havent had anything to play them in for 20 years, so maybe its time to ditch them.
today,I'm feeling old. I usually feel like I'm still 20 though.
Smunkeeville
05-01-2006, 17:12
I've spent less than 72 hours in mental institutions. I've never actually been committed.
less than 72 hours? amature.
I bet if I added up all my mental health stays it would be at least a month or two, although here they have this thing called a 72 hour hold, which in reality means they keep you for 120 hours:rolleyes:
Anarchic Conceptions
05-01-2006, 17:20
Actually, yes. One was imprisoned for having sex with an underage student...seriously...
:eek:
I was just being silly too.
Though the reasons I asked because some were at mine.
i know, so did i!!
Everybody online seems to think Im in my 20s.
Everyone in reality seems to think Im 15 due to my babyface. Except this stoned teacher on an antiwar march who said she thought I looked 21.
Qwystyria
05-01-2006, 17:25
less than 72 hours? amature.
I bet if I added up all my mental health stays it would be at least a month or two, although here they have this thing called a 72 hour hold, which in reality means they keep you for 120 hours:rolleyes:
I was put in a straight jacket once.
Carnivorous Lickers
05-01-2006, 17:45
less than 72 hours? amature.
I bet if I added up all my mental health stays it would be at least a month or two, although here they have this thing called a 72 hour hold, which in reality means they keep you for 120 hours:rolleyes:
You're better than me. I dont know that I'd let them take me alive. If the right person paid close attention to me, I might never get out.
Purple Broken Hearts
05-01-2006, 17:46
Ooh, confessions.
Um... I go to a devout, Catholic, private boarding school with its own special chapel. Up until September, my closest friend there was an attention-seeker who claimed to be a Satanist, and was kicked out for refusing to go to Mass.
I miss hanging out with her.
Smunkeeville
05-01-2006, 17:52
You're better than me. I dont know that I'd let them take me alive. If the right person paid close attention to me, I might never get out.
I was voluntarily in there, most of the time. Twice I exagerated my "suicidal feelings" because I knew that the guy I was with would hurt me if I didn't go away for a few days, and since they don't let you have visitors on a 72 hour hold then I was safer there than calling the cops on him and him getting bailed out and being really really mad.
I didn't count my rehab time in my estimate even though it was in the mental ward too.
Carnivorous Lickers
05-01-2006, 18:03
I was voluntarily in there, most of the time. Twice I exagerated my "suicidal feelings" because I knew that the guy I was with would hurt me if I didn't go away for a few days, and since they don't let you have visitors on a 72 hour hold then I was safer there than calling the cops on him and him getting bailed out and being really really mad.
I didn't count my rehab time in my estimate even though it was in the mental ward too.
That was some good thinking on your part.
Confession time:
I really like Electric Six' song - Gay Bar
I am chronically lazy (though the weed part of it has lessened much)
:eek:
I was just being silly too.
Though the reasons I asked because some were at mine.
Hahaha. He wasn't a priest, though. Just a teacher.
I thought he was a nice guy, too. *shrugs*
Lovely Boys
06-01-2006, 05:47
I voted left wing in my one and only trip to the polls in my life. I reasoned that there was no point in national giving me $7 extra a week in tax cuts when the police are already too under funded to save my sorry ass if I get beaten up for that $7..
I wonder how much money could they save if they got rid of pointless crap like the 'Womens Comission' and 'Family Commission' and associated clap-trap?
The very least they should give business a tax cut - then atleast it'll stop the exodus of them (businesses) going to Aussie, never to be seen again.