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Well, he might just assassinate you right back.

JFK assassination 'was Cuba plot' (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4582488.stm)
A new documentary exploring the death of John F Kennedy claims his assassin was directed and paid by Cuba.

Rendezvous with Death, based on new evidence from Cuban, Russian and US sources, took three years to research...

What are your theories? Is this credible?

And if it is...what then?

hmmm thats interesting....im not much of a consp theory or jfk buff to say more

Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK so he could steal the Jack Ruby. It's so obvious!

Ah, Castro. I honestly believe he is immortal-the man will never die. He's about 80 now, isn't he?

There's been millions of theories about the JFK assasination, and this one seems logical enough. I can believe the fears of Lyndon B Johnson on this one: that's a likely prediction.

Not like it will change anything now.

Well, if Castro had him assassinated, it wouldn't end with him. Virtually everything subterfuge-related he did came from the KGB's orders, and they answered to the Kremlin. It wouldn't really matter much now, although it might be interesting given the President of Russia's membership in the KGB...

Dosuun, HOmer beat you to it!

It was the CIA because they were mad that JFK lied to the american people about landing on Mars. And because Armstrong was a commie. Oh, Buzz was also a cuban exile. They used to fight over wether they should be drunk off of vodka or rum when they landed on the moon. They decided to mix both. couple of jokesters, they were. Oh, and JFK was sleeping with the leaders of all the major crime families. The men, not the women. *nods*



.....why's everyone looking at me like that?:(

So America's tried to assassinate castro how many times and failed?

And yet Cuba does it flawlessly.

Cmon America, pick up the pace.

Seems logical, this seems to be the most plausible explanation I've heard on any country backing the assassination. Oswald's communistic, KGB, and Cuban connections are most compelling for me... :sniper:

It either seems fair or sounds like an excuse to hate Castro... moreso.

It either seems fair or sounds like an excuse to hate Castro... moreso.

I dont need an excuse?

Sunbaked Castro---> :cool: :sniper: <--- Me

I will support any assasination attempts, of Castro or anyone else for that matter, as long as they are more humorous than the ensuing tragedy. Preferably, such attempts will involve 5 chickens, an exotic dancer, a gay movie theater, a bottle of quick drying super glue, and a japanese tourist.

Variations of this theme may be applied.

I doubt the theory based on the fact that it considers Oswald the guy who did it. 3 shots at a downward elevation at a moving target with a bolt action rifle in 3 seconds just is'nt possible. I can get three shots off with a well oiled bolt action in 5 seconds but I'm not aiming the last two. Note I don't have a good theory as to who/ why Kennedy was shot. Just not that interesting. I just don't think Oswald could have done it (alone).

I doubt the theory based on the fact that it considers Oswald the guy who did it. 3 shots at a downward elevation at a moving target with a bolt action rifle in 3 seconds just is'nt possible. I can get three shots off with a well oiled bolt action in 5 seconds but I'm not aiming the last two. Note I don't have a good theory as to who/ why Kennedy was shot. Just not that interesting. I just don't think Oswald could have done it (alone).

Agreed and whoever came out with the magic bullet theory should be shot

space aliens did it, they did not want humanity to become spacefaring too quickly, so they removed JFK for his aggressive space initiative.
ofcourse since bush anounced his plan to go back to the moon and send people to mars, he is now at risk too.

No! No! It was all planned and faked! Just before the shot was fired JFK dropped through a trap door in the bottom of the car and was replaced by a clone! The real JFK is retired and now lives in Cuba!

I support the no-bullet theory. JFK's head just did that.

You are all Noobs! If any of you knew anything you would know that JFK is now living in an east texas nursing home and he is black. Elvis lives with him and he's actually Bruce Campbell.

Didn't any of you see Bubba Ho Tep? JFK and Elvis joined forces to drive the evil, soul-sucking mummy away from the nursing home.

I support the no-bullet theory. JFK's head just did that.

/gasp
/signed

I support the no-bullet theory. JFK's head just did that.

I second that!

Honestly, this report will just be used to justify a bloody 'liberation' of cuba once Castro dies. Honestly we need to just accept the fact that too many things arn't spelled out and this guy is just making a living blaming the reds, who honestly arn't here to defend themselves. Let's bury the hachet.

Anyway since when is the US a moral authority when it comes to assanation?

JFK Got Assassinated!?