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There are FIVE rules for men to follow to achieve a Happy Life. They are:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you, ever.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these women NEVER know each other.

Damn, that's 8 women if you assign one to each "asset" in the first rule...you're getting in to some Lothario/Chamberlain/Clinton-type lovin'. ;)

There are FIVE rules for men to follow to achieve a Happy Life. They are:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you, ever.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these women NEVER know each other.
actually ive got all of these except for 3 ....i guess ill hafta take what i can get lol

I have it all in one woman! yay me!

This was funny though, I showed it to my girl and she thought it was hilarious.

The number one rule to a happy life for men is getting atrective women..

Its not have you have sexthat counts, it's who you have ti with..

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you, ever.

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The other four are nice though!

There are FIVE rules for men to follow to achieve a Happy Life. They are:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you, ever.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these women NEVER know each other.
yay i have a woman who helps at home, seems to clean a lot, likes cooking, makes me laugh my ass off, is open and honest with me, and is damn kinky.... and all that in one gorgeous and wonderful woman! :fluffle:

ok she goes to school but she's ambitious... and there'll be no sex for a while (*cough* :() but i'm damn sure it'll be good :P

ergo, i have the perfect woman in one *beams* :D
(and apologies but i'm just happy as hell with her/everything, and something in me wants to share it with the world... i think i need sone screaming albino gorliias to scream it from the rooftops... *ponders* :P)

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You have reached the end of the internet, please go back.

Is'nt that in Bill Gates' attick? CAn we rob the joint?

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the resturant at the end of the internett

So long and thanks for all the phish...

(No, not relevant... ;))

There are FIVE rules for men to follow to achieve a Happy Life. They are:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans and has a job.


It's important that if you're a man, that you help at home, cook, clean, and have a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
If you're a man with no sense of humor, forget it.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you, ever.
People usually lie for a reason. Either you're unapproachable, or you see the world as too black and white to accept the truth. Remember that everyone lies - who they lie to and why is what is important.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
So if you're a fat, corpulent, erectile dysfunctional asshat, don't be surprised if she leaves your sorry ass.

5. It's very, very important that these women NEVER know each other.

See the section about lying. If this is the reason you're lying, then you'll quickly discover how few women will put up with it.

See the section about lying. If this is the reason you're lying, then you'll quickly discover how few women will put up with it.
Let us refer to teh section about a sense of humor.

Let us refer to teh section about a sense of humor.

*sigh* forget it, people jus can't laugh at jokes anymore.