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funniest thing a fascist has ever done

Dehny
04-01-2006, 22:52
a fascist history teacher at my school drove past the French town the S.S destroyed (lombardy i think) on his motorocycle blasting out the Hort Wessel song from the stereo on mounted on the back of his bike

Discuss its humour
DHomme
04-01-2006, 22:56
"Hey everybody, I supported the murder of your grandparents!"

Hilarious.
Cabra West
04-01-2006, 22:56
a fascist history teacher at my school drove past the French town the S.S destroyed (lombardy i think) on his motorocycle blasting out the Hort Wessel song from the stereo on mounted on the back of his bike

Discuss its humour

Nonexistant...
Bodies Without Organs
04-01-2006, 22:58
funniest thing a fascist has ever done

Attempt to invade the USSR with winter coming.
The blessed Chris
04-01-2006, 22:59
Goosestepping.

That will suffice.
Sdaeriji
04-01-2006, 22:59
What about Franz Liebkind? He did some pretty funny stuff.
Alinania
04-01-2006, 23:00
a fascist history teacher at my school drove past the French town the S.S destroyed (lombardy i think) on his motorocycle blasting out the Hort Wessel song from the stereo on mounted on the back of his bike

Discuss its humour
Lombardy isn't a town but a region and it isn't in France but in Italy, aside from all that I don't get the 'joke'.
Hullepupp
04-01-2006, 23:01
Lombardy isn't a town but a region and it isn't in France but in Italy, aside from all that I don't get the 'joke'.

who will??
silly thread....
Bodies Without Organs
04-01-2006, 23:01
Lombardy isn't a town but a region and it isn't in France but in Italy, aside from all that I don't get the 'joke'.

... and the SS were Nazis, not fascists, but anyhoo...
Dehny
04-01-2006, 23:01
"Hey everybody, I supported the murder of your grandparents!"

Hilarious.


hes a fascist not a Nazi, keep that in mind

he was just making a point about how much we painstake over Nazi attrocities while ignoring completely the far worse actions taken by Communist dictators
Drugged up Kitties
04-01-2006, 23:02
lol, it'd be funnier if he rolled through compton and was driving a bike that was painted like the general lee and listening to the song "Drive The Niggers North" by the Blood Hound Gang.

:) :) :) :):) :) :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Sdaeriji
04-01-2006, 23:03
hes a fascist not a Nazi, keep that in mind

he was just making a point about how much we painstake over Nazi attrocities while ignoring completely the far worse actions taken by Communist dictators

Communist dictators in France? No wait, Italy. And he made that point by blasting Nazi music in a town devastated by the SS? Forgive me, but my brain cannot understand such unlogic.
United States of Terra
04-01-2006, 23:03
hehehe pretty funny:sniper:
Swallow your Poison
04-01-2006, 23:03
Lombardy isn't a town but a region and it isn't in France but in Italy, aside from all that I don't get the 'joke'.
It's supposed to be funny because apparently the Horst Wessel Song was a Nazi anthem, about some fellow who was supposed to be a martyr to the cause or something.
Hullepupp
04-01-2006, 23:03
hes a fascist not a Nazi, keep that in mind



i think a nazi is a fascist who has dreams yet
[NS]Simonist
04-01-2006, 23:04
Yeah, so, when he said S.S. with the punctuation and all (our books all just say SS) I was prepared for a ship name.

Clearly the overall "humour" of this joke escapes me.

hes a fascist not a Nazi, keep that in mind

he was just making a point about how much we painstake over Nazi attrocities while ignoring completely the far worse actions taken by Communist dictators
My, you sound as if you almost support him in this. I'd cry fascist, but I don't really give a damn.

The attrocities of the Nazis and the Communists aren't even comparable; they're attrocious on severely differing levels.
Dehny
04-01-2006, 23:04
Communist dictators in France? No wait, Italy. And he made that point by blasting Nazi music in a town devastated by the SS? Forgive me, but my brain cannot understand such unlogic.


to each their own, i can understand the point behind it
Swallow your Poison
04-01-2006, 23:06
hes a fascist not a Nazi, keep that in mind

he was just making a point about how much we painstake over Nazi attrocities while ignoring completely the far worse actions taken by Communist dictators
Making a point about Communist dictators, who didn't control Italy, by blasting a Nazi song to anger people?
Odd, doesn't make much sense to me.
Dehny
04-01-2006, 23:07
Making a point about Communist dictators, who didn't control Italy, by blasting a Nazi song to anger people?
Odd, doesn't make much sense to me.


ok so i got the name wrong , what you going to do? shoot me

he didnt do it to anger people, person more correctly
German Nightmare
04-01-2006, 23:09
Don't feed the troll!
http://www.quatschi-meyer.de/pics/troll.gif
No, honestly. Don't!
Minalkra
04-01-2006, 23:11
Nazis are facists who have this whole 'race' thing based on bad psuedo-science from one hundred years ago. Facists, on the other hand, believe in the strengthening of the nation by any means nescesary (however you spell that word).

Not saying I agree or disagree with it, just trying to sort out a common mistake. It's like saying everyone who follows a democratic republic system of government is a Republican (the guys in power in the US at the present time). It just doesn't work.
The blessed Chris
04-01-2006, 23:11
Simonist']Yeah, so, when he said S.S. with the punctuation and all (our books all just say SS) I was prepared for a ship name.

Clearly the overall "humour" of this joke escapes me.


My, you sound as if you almost support him in this. I'd cry fascist, but I don't really give a damn.

The attrocities of the Nazis and the Communists aren't even comparable; they're attrocious on severely differing levels.

Not in the slightest, the holocaust is entiely comparable to the frankly risable purges and anti-semitic pogroms prosecuted by Stalin, only that Stalin was indisciminate and did so for personal factors, the Nazi's did so in adherence to an admittedly fraudulent ideology.
Bodies Without Organs
04-01-2006, 23:12
Don't feed the troll!
http://www.quatschi-meyer.de/pics/troll.gif
No, honestly. Don't!

If we don't feed the trolls, then they will vacate the premises and smackheads might move in under their bridges.
Teh_pantless_hero
04-01-2006, 23:13
a fascist history teacher at my school drove past the French town the S.S destroyed (lombardy i think) on his motorocycle blasting out the Hort Wessel song from the stereo on mounted on the back of his bike

Discuss its humour
Unless "Hort Wessel" is the witch's theme from Wizard of Oz, there is none.
Dehny
04-01-2006, 23:13
Nazis are facists who have this whole 'race' thing based on bad psuedo-science from one hundred years ago. Facists, on the other hand, believe in the strengthening of the nation by any means nescesary (however you spell that word).

Not saying I agree or disagree with it, just trying to sort out a common mistake. It's like saying everyone who follows a democratic republic system of government is a Republican (the guys in power in the US at the present time). It just doesn't work.


Nazis arent wholly fascist, yes they have Fascist characteristics but they are not Fascist

go read Problems and Perspective of interpretation by Kershaw
Swallow your Poison
04-01-2006, 23:13
he didnt do it to anger people, person more correctly
Well, perhaps you could explain why he did it?
Such as, what does Lombardy have to do with Communism?

I suppose I might understand it if he followed it by biking through an area devastated by the USSR while blasting a Commnuist anthem, but I don't get it.
Ogalalla
04-01-2006, 23:15
Not saying I agree or disagree with it, just trying to sort out a common mistake. It's like saying everyone who follows a democratic republic system of government is a Republican (the guys in power in the US at the present time). It just doesn't work.
Who the hell has said that being in a Democratic Republic makes you a Republican?
(not angry, just wondering who is so idiotic as to think that)
Dehny
04-01-2006, 23:16
Well, perhaps you could explain why he did it?
Such as, what does Lombardy have to do with Communism?

I suppose I might understand it if he followed it by biking through an area devastated by the USSR while blasting a Commnuist anthem, but I don't get it.


again like ive pointed out i have got the name mixed up, i apologise profusely

he did it merely to piss off his tour guide of the area, who was not ethnicaly French but a communist
Sdaeriji
04-01-2006, 23:18
to each their own, i can understand the point behind it

By rubbing in tragedy? I don't think so. Unless your teacher's point was that he's a douchebag, he failed to express it.
Bodies Without Organs
04-01-2006, 23:20
again like ive pointed out i have got the name mixed up, i apologise profusely

he did it merely to piss off his tour guide of the area, who was not ethnicaly French but a communist

Ah, so we've got racism to throw into the bag as well now. And this chap teaches at your school?
Minalkra
04-01-2006, 23:21
Who the hell has said that being in a Democratic Republic makes you a Republican?
(not angry, just wondering who is so idiotic as to think that)

It was an EXAMPLE, twit. Making a correlation bewteen a known to describe an unknown. Geez, do you think I'm some mouth breathing southerner? ;)
Dehny
04-01-2006, 23:22
Ah, so we've got racism to throw into the bag as well now. And this chap teaches at your school?


how is he being racist, taking the piss out of a foreigner staying in a different country is rascism? wow

yeah, breath of fresh air after 6 years of Marxist teachers
Cannot think of a name
04-01-2006, 23:23
again like ive pointed out i have got the name mixed up, i apologise profusely

he did it merely to piss off his tour guide of the area, who was not ethnicaly French but a communist
Yep, totally lost. Don't know how playing an SS anthem pisses off a comunist tour guide or how drawing attention to an act by the SS makes any kind of point about communism.

Sounds like one of those things akin to pulling wings off flys. "Huh huh...pissing people off is funny." Sure it is....sure it is...
Gauthier
04-01-2006, 23:25
Here's an even bigger laugh:

Tell your history teacher to do the same thing at Skokie, IL or Tel Aviv. And record what happens.
Ogalalla
04-01-2006, 23:27
It was an EXAMPLE, twit. Making a correlation bewteen a known to describe an unknown. Geez, do you think I'm some mouth breathing southerner? ;)
I thought you meant that you had come into contact with people that actually thought that being in a Democratic Republic made you a Republican. Dumbface (i had to think of something to counteract twit even though it doesn't quite fit)
Dehny
04-01-2006, 23:28
Here's an even bigger laugh:

Tell your history teacher to do the same thing at Skokie, IL or Tel Aviv. And record what happens.


hes fascist not stupid

wouldnt b a big deal, the Israeli army are now Nazis according to the idiots(sorry resisters) in the Gaza pullout
Vetalia
04-01-2006, 23:30
I thought you meant that you had come into contact with people that actually thought that being in a Democratic Republic made you a Republican. Dumbface (i had to think of something to counteract twit even though it doesn't quite fit)

It does make you a republican, provided you support the idea of a democratic republic (note lack of capitalization).
Ogalalla
04-01-2006, 23:34
It does make you a republican, provided you support the idea of a democratic republic (note lack of capitalization).
Does a republic by definition also have to be a democracy? I can't really think of a situation in which it wouldn't. But with such a vast amount of knowledge in these forums, why not ask.
Bodies Without Organs
04-01-2006, 23:34
how is he being racist, taking the piss out of a foreigner staying in a different country is rascism? wow

What the fuck does his not being French have to do with anything then?

Let me see if I follow correctly: in order to draw attention to slaughters commited by communists, this fascist plays Nazi music outside a town which was destroyed by the Nazis, yes?

Fuck me, I sure hope he is more direct when it comes to teaching history.

"Today class, we will be examining the movement of workers from agrarian settlements into the booming cities during the industrial revolution. In order to do so we will releasing white mice into the classroom and serenading them with the old George Formby song 'When I'm Cleaning Windows' which I will accompany you all on with my Mukkinese Battle Horn. Are there any questions?"
Dehny
04-01-2006, 23:36
What the fuck does his not being French have to do with anything then?

Let me see if I follow correctly: in order to draw attention to slaughters commited by communists, this fascist plays Nazi music outside a town which was destroyed by the Nazis, yes?

Fuck me, I sure hope he is more direct when it comes to teaching history.

"Today class, we will be examining the movement of workers from agrarian settlements into the booming cities during the industrial revolution. In order to do so we will releasing white mice into the classroom and serenading them with the old George Formby song When I'm Cleaning Windows'. Are there any questions?"

he is dont worry
imported_Sozy
05-01-2006, 00:57
Commit suicide?
Kryozerkia
05-01-2006, 01:04
Attempt to invade the USSR with winter coming.
No, that would be the stupidest.
Bodies Without Organs
05-01-2006, 01:09
No, that would be the stupidest.

Consider it black humour.
Refused Party Program
05-01-2006, 01:09
Attempt to invade the USSR with winter coming.

I laughed, I cried. Bravo.