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Melkor? You poor thing.
What else do I have to go on? Euro swings the opposite way, so if I'm going to slu....um, sleep my way into power, I might as well go for the second-best. And from what I've seen......that'd be Melkor.

Or, if you prefer, I could have a thing for you....but that would earn me neither pleasure nor power :p

you all probably don't know me, nor have ever seen me post in these forums. I honestly just saw this thread on the side and was like, "Whats this?" so I clicked on it,

Here is me.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b345/zaphoy2/DSCF0149.jpg

Welcome to Nationstates, nice looking stranger. It's customary to not have image tags on pictures that big. Could you edit them out? Thanks.

Simonist']What else do I have to go on? Euro swings the opposite way, so if I'm going to slu....um, sleep my way into power, I might as well go for the second-best. And from what I've seen......that'd be Melkor.

There's always Frisbeeteria. A lot more dependable than Melkor. And Euro swings my way, so, umm, yay!

Or, if you prefer, I could have a thing for you.... :p

No, thanks. Too many people here already do. ;)

Ben Afleck only much more badass.

Uh-Thanks ? I'll take it as a compliment. :fluffle:

There's always Frisbeeteria. A lot more dependable than Melkor. And Euro swings my way, so, umm, yay!



No, thanks. Too many people here already do. ;)
Damn. Foiled again. Not that I know what you look like, and being almost-20 *totally expects a "Happy Birthday Simonist!" from everybody on the 9th* I'm somewhat expected to be shallow enough that I can't go on voices and typing alone.

I think what's-her-face from the Myspace group told me Fris was a girl, not that I haven't done that before, plus I've never seen a Fris-esque picture.

Gotta go, y'guys, I've got an appointment in the real world. It has been grand.

(I'll miss you, Fass :fluffle: )

I am dying to know what Cog looks like. I imagine he is tall, with broad shoulders, wears glasses, very neat and well groomed. Super intelligent(this I already know) hmm...He looks like...damn there isnt a celebrity that comes to mind.

I do picture Fris to look exactly like Keruvalia and Keruvalia looks nothing like his pic. (in my head)

Simonist']Damn. Foiled again. Not that I know what you look like, and being almost-20 *totally expects a "Happy Birthday Simonist!" from everybody on the 9th* I'm somewhat expected to be shallow enough that I can't go on voices and typing alone.

I think what's-her-face from the Myspace group told me Fris was a girl, not that I haven't done that before, plus I've never seen a Fris-esque picture.

Gotta go, y'guys, I've got an appointment in the real world. It has been grand.

(I'll miss you, Fass :fluffle: )

Fris...a girl:eek:
say it aint so. Theres no way......is there?

Just out of interest...any ideas on what I look like?

...you'll all be SOOOOO off.

Fris...a girl:eek:
say it aint so. Theres no way......is there?

Fris is a dude, IIRC.

Simonist']
Is it too late to mention that I'd totally do...I mean, uh....date....Kanabia, also?

Aaaawww... :fluffle:

Simonist']Damn. Foiled again. Not that I know what you look like, and being almost-20 *totally expects a "Happy Birthday Simonist!" from everybody on the 9th* I'm somewhat expected to be shallow enough that I can't go on voices and typing alone.

Alas, that's what they all get to go on.

you all probably don't know me, nor have ever seen me post in these forums. I honestly just saw this thread on the side and was like, "Whats this?" so I clicked on it,

Here is me.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b345/zaphoy2/DSCF0149.jpg

ok babe, you, me, bedroom, now :D

http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/gallery/wost/picard1.jpg

http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/gallery/wost/picard1.jpg

Shame on you for hotlinking to sites that don't allow it.

well i thought this would be a place to introduce myself around here. oh i'm the girl =) http://photobucket.com/albums/c187/epititus/?action=view&current=Picture098.jpg&slideshow=paused&interval=3

well i thought this would be a place to introduce myself around here. oh i'm the girl =) http://photobucket.com/albums/c187/epititus/?action=view&current=Picture098.jpg&slideshow=paused&interval=3

welcome to Nation States. nice picture:)

73h hrm.

Me, (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/Kjralon/Me/Me107.jpg) and so forth (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/Kjralon/Me/Me159.jpg) and so on. (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29/Kjralon/Me/Me142.jpg)

Completely Odd Pictures But Still Cool (http://www.theforsakenoutlaw.com/Graphics/The%20Outlaw/Photogallery/Gun%20Excursion%20IV/Gun-Excursion-4-002.jpg).

Nice Kjralon & Epictitus

oh i'm the girl =) http://photobucket.com/albums/c187/epititus/?action=view&current=Picture098.jpg&slideshow=paused&interval=3

too bad...

too bad...
]the guy's my boyfriend! *feels territorial, sharpens claws*

That what do you sound like thread has really been coming back to bite me in the ass lately.
I'd say its the cross of the voice, mystery behind the looks (therefore mental images of an impossible level of attractiveness) the dry humor, and generally being a nice guy (behind the sarcasm, of course)

and I would make a comment about that "bite me in the ass" part, but my mind isn't working well enough to come up with anything. Therefore making this part of my post pointless. I will now refund you all the 10 seconds wasted reading it.

]the guy's my boyfriend! *feels territorial, sharpens claws*
*hates it when all the hot babes turn out to already have boyfriend and also feels territorial*

*arms Chronoscepter (http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/3241/chronoscepterv25kn.png)*

Beat that. :p

Aaaawww... :fluffle:
Wow, and it seems that if you use a guy that you just added to your list in a previous thread (the dating thread) to try to change the subject, all they'll catch on to is "somebody likes me!"
Nevermind that it's true....
Is this a time that the excuse "I'm attracted to his personality" is viable? 'Cause honestly, originally, I discovered the Kanabia in the Info thread (where I generally disregard pictures) and really only clicked the pictures because I liked the ideology behind it.....

Nevermind. Screw it. There's no saving my dignity this time around.

Some of the comments are very nasty about people looks

Imagine a Wild Pirate!

Simonist']Wow, and it seems that if you use a guy that you just added to your list in a previous thread (the dating thread) to try to change the subject, all they'll catch on to is "somebody likes me!"
Nevermind that it's true....
Is this a time that the excuse "I'm attracted to his personality" is viable? 'Cause honestly, originally, I discovered the Kanabia in the Info thread (where I generally disregard pictures) and really only clicked the pictures because I liked the ideology behind it.....

Nevermind. Screw it. There's no saving my dignity this time around.

I saw your post in this thread here first, actually. And what, you're trying to say that i'm not hot enough minus my personality? I'm offended! :p (Only kidding)

Let me be flattered, anyway. :)

Anyone else wondering what's up with all the gun pics?

Just out of interest...any ideas on what I look like?

...you'll all be SOOOOO off.Like Thurston Moore.

Like Thurston Moore.

Thurston Moore stole my haircut.

Imagine a Smurf.

Thurston Moore stole my haircut.Lol. Actually, I think he stole Homovox's haircut.

Imagine a Smurf.

You're not commie enough.

I picture you as...hmm....

http://www.filmauckland.com/images/renajake.jpg

On the left. :p

Imagine a Smurf.

I was looking for smurf pics and I found this. :D

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=smurfs/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=12bu8bhvq/EXP=1136723031/*-http%3A//www.comicon.com/pulse/images/smurfs_hardcore.jpg

You're not commie enough.

I picture you as...hmm....

http://www.filmauckland.com/images/renajake.jpg

On the left. :p
I'll Jake The Muss you!

Uncle Fucken Bullay!

Smurf's are not Communist nor Capatilist.
I aint no Capitilist.-See i can't even spell it.-Even if it is 1:30 at night.......

You're not commie enough.

I picture you as...hmm....

http://www.filmauckland.com/images/renajake.jpg

On the left. :p


Oh, that guy was a right bastard in that movie! :eek:

I'll Jake The Muss you!

Uncle Fucken Bullay!

Smurf's are not Communist nor Capatilist.
I aint no Capitilist.-See i can't even spell it.-Even if it is 1:30 at night.......

Hahaha :p

Sure the Smurfs are commies. They had no money or anything. :p

I was looking for smurf pics and I found this. :D

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=smurfs/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=12bu8bhvq/EXP=1136723031/*-http%3A//www.comicon.com/pulse/images/smurfs_hardcore.jpg

That's....awesome. :D

Oh, that guy was a right bastard in that movie!

Yeah, but you know...I just can't get the New Zealander thing out of my head. They all look the same. (kidding :p)

You're not commie enough.

I picture you as...hmm....

http://www.filmauckland.com/images/renajake.jpg

On the left. :p

"Cook the man some fucking eggs!" ;)

Yeah, but you know...I just can't get the New Zealander thing out of my head. They all look the same. (kidding :p)
Actually, I imagined Harlesburg with short & very blond hair, reddish face, and a bit mean-looking. Of course, I've never met a New Zealander, so what do I know?:p

I was looking for smurf pics and I found this. :D

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=smurfs/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=12bu8bhvq/EXP=1136723031/*-http%3A//www.comicon.com/pulse/images/smurfs_hardcore.jpg
Wow Smurftastic!

That is so going to be an Avatar of mine if it can be reduced to a visible level.:fluffle:

Actually, I imagined Harlesburg with short & very blond hair, reddish face, and a bit mean-looking. Of course, I've never met a New Zealander, so what do I know?:p

Hahahaha...I can see that too... :p

I have to ask Harlesburg...are you part Maori? Just curious.

Wow Smurftastic!

That is so going to be an Avatar of mine if it can be reduced to a visible level.:fluffle:

Glad to be of assistance. I found way more intense ones that can't be posted on here. ;)

Hahaha :p

Sure the Smurfs are commies. They had no money or anything. :p



That's....awesome. :D



Yeah, but you know...I just can't get the New Zealander thing out of my head. They all look the same. (kidding :p)
They exchange Cupcakes.
Cupcakes was their monetary device.......

It is awesome

Yeah bit like Australains all 5'8 and smell of BO and rank stale Beer?

Glad to be of assistance. I found way more intense ones that can't be posted on here. ;)
Google or Yahoo or xtra?

Google or Yahoo or xtra?

Yahoo but without the explicit pics filter.

Hahahaha...I can see that too... :p

I have to ask Harlesburg...are you part Maori? Just curious.
Damn you to hell!
I will say nothing for fear of incriminating myself.

However perhaps you were right.......
http://www.fortunecity.com/meltingpot/redriver/415/papakarl.gif

Actually, I imagined Harlesburg with short & very blond hair, reddish face, and a bit mean-looking. Of course, I've never met a New Zealander, so what do I know?:p
OMG you have got us down to a t.:eek:

Yeah bit like Australains all 5'8 and smell of BO and rank stale Beer?

I'm 6' and I smell fine. Usually. It's usually a whiskey smell rather than beer, though :p

Ok ladies don't drool too much ;)

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/Snap.jpg
ding dong!

http://myspace-165.vo.llnwd.net/00405/56/11/405981165_l.jpg

what a fag, eh?
adorable! and i just have to say you have really lovely hair, it's all shiny and healthy looking


as for what NSers look like, I agree with the Fass=Niles crane, and I always imagine Czardas as a skinny little 13yr old boy with dark hair and a curtain fringe

Lol. Actually, I think he stole Homovox's haircut.

Hehe. That's mine from three years ago :p

OMG you have got us down to a t.:eek:
Er, are you serious? 'Coz that would be pretty impressive, if I say so myself.

I'm 6' and I smell fine. Usually. It's usually a whiskey smell rather than beer, though :p
Well, of the two, that's definitely the better choice.

I always imagine Czardas as a skinny little 13yr old boy with dark hair and a curtain fringe

LOL

ding dong!


adorable! and i just have to say you have really lovely hair, it's all shiny and healthy looking


as for what NSers look like, I agree with the Fass=Niles crane, and I always imagine Czardas as a skinny little 13yr old boy with dark hair and a curtain fringe
You forgot the obsurdly large Rimmed Glasses.

Er, are you serious? 'Coz that would be pretty impressive, if I say so myself.


Well, of the two, that's definitely the better choice.
Yes i was serious............

I'm 6' and I smell fine. Usually. It's usually a whiskey smell rather than beer, though:p
That is just relative.
You don't realise it but you pong and your measuring devices are wrong you probably stole 4 inches.

That is just relative.
You don't realise it but you pong and your measuring devices are wrong you probably stole 4 inches.

Hmph. Haven't you got a welfare cheque to claim? ;)

Well, of the two, that's definitely the better choice.

Naturally. :p

Have you posted a pic and I missed it? I want to see what you look like. :)

Naturally. :p

Have you posted a pic and I missed it? I want to see what you look like. :)

Nope. 1) I don't even have any pictures of me on the computer and 2) I wouldn't post them anyway, purely for my paranoid fear that somebody I know comes across it, collects all the incriminating stuff I've ever let slip, and the whole thing comes back to haunt me.:eek:
But rest assured - I am not really the 50-year-old rapidly balding guy you thought was secretly watching you swig JD from the bottle and scratch yourself in strategically important areas (honest, I'm not!Or am I?). Also, my Haircut of Doom has long since grown out and now it's all long and pretty again.:p

Nope. 1) I don't even have any pictures of me on the computer and 2) I wouldn't post them anyway, purely for my paranoid fear that somebody I know comes across it, collects all the incriminating stuff I've ever let slip, and the whole thing comes back to haunt me.:eek:
But rest assured - I am not really the 50-year-old rapidly balding guy you thought was secretly watching you swig JD from the bottle and scratch yourself in strategically important areas (honest, I'm not!Or am I?). Also, my Haircut of Doom has long since grown out and now it's all long and pretty again.:p

Awwwww. I'll just have to imagine, then. How terribly cruel of you. You're making me use brainpower. BRAINPOWER. I don't think you understand how much that hurts. :( :p

Although you've got me all confused. I'm now seeing you as a 50 year old rapidly balding woman with a long and pretty wig. I don't want that image in my head anymore. :/

(And yes, it is scary when someone does recognise you. Not long ago, someone recognised me and knew where I worked. :eek:)

Awwwww. I'll just have to imagine, then. How terribly cruel of you. You're making me use brainpower. BRAINPOWER. I don't think you understand how much that hurts. :( :p

Aw, don't worry honey, it only hurts the first time. ;)

Although you've got me all confused. I'm now seeing you as a 50 year old rapidly balding woman with a long and pretty wig. I don't want that image in my head anymore. :/

Um, ew, neither do I, thank you very much. *thinks hard of flowers and moonbeams and pretty things*

(And yes, it is scary when someone does recognise you. Not long ago, someone recognised me and knew where I worked. :eek:)
:eek: See?!! Scaaary. Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me. <.< >.>

Aw, don't worry honey, it only hurts the first time. ;)

That's not true. I think i'm allergic to thinking. OW! There it goes again. See, when I think about being....OW!! Make it stop... :( *cries* You caused this! Damn you! *retreats into his cave and hisses at the outside world*

Um, ew, neither do I, thank you very much. *thinks hard of flowers and moonbeams and pretty things*

Pretty things....like....50 year old balding women chewing their toenails?

:eek: See?!! Scaaary. Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me. <.< >.>

Heee...that reminds me of a song...

Btw, I sent you a TG. :)

Question: What do I look like?

Question: What do I look like?
Honestly, I have no idea, I'm too new here. But you definitely have short, dark hair, probably slightly curly (but too short for the curl to show).

definitely have short, dark hair, probably slightly curly (but too short for the curl to show).

It's brown, and that is freakishly accurate.

Pretty things....like....50 year old balding women chewing their toenails?
Ooooh, how did you know? Soul mates, I say, soul mates.:fluffle: ;)

Heee...that reminds me of a song...
I didn't know that was from a song, hm.

Btw, I sent you a TG. :)
answered :)

It's brown, and that is freakishly accurate.

It is? Holy shit, I'm good!:eek:

Hm, think I could use these mad skillz to somehow, you know, get rich? *ponders*

Ooooh, how did you know? Soul mates, I say, soul mates.:fluffle: ;)

:fluffle:

I didn't know that was from a song, hm.

Aye! (http://www.lyricsstyle.com/n/nirvana/territorialpissings.html)

answered :)

Responded in turn. :)

It is? Holy shit, I'm good!:eek:

Hm, think I could use these mad skillz to somehow, you know, get rich? *ponders*

You could be the High Priestess of the Church of the Oracle (me). *nods*

***
:) ... and where's your picture?

Question: What do I look like?

The one on the left:

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=monkey+cartoons/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=11t04t4m2/EXP=1136729638/*-http%3A//www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/319am.jpg

It is? Holy shit, I'm good!:eek:

Hm, think I could use these mad skillz to somehow, you know, get rich? *ponders*

Well.... My hair is about at the stage where the curl is just starting to show, so you're not absolutely flawless, but hell it's near enough. Maybe your mental images are trapped in last week.

You could be the High Priestess of the Church of the Oracle (me). *nods*
What's in it for me?


Also: Nirvana, hm. Guess I should have known that one. I've known the phrase forever, although in German, so the connection wasn't that obvious really...

What's in it for me?

Uhh...Serving me and helping yourself to the offerings? :p

Well.... My hair is about at the stage where the curl is just starting to show, so you're not absolutely flawless, but hell it's near enough. Maybe your mental images are trapped in last week.

Sigh, what good is a clairvoyant when all she can see is last week? :(

Oh, I know! I could specialize in helping people find things they've misplaced, like the car keys they accidentally left in the vegetable crisper a week ago. Of course, that doesn't exactly like a big bucks kind of career.

Curse you, Monkeypimp!

Wait - maybe I did see into the future after all; how about you going to get you hair cut in, say, two or three weeks? We'll split profits on all my earnings!

Sigh, what good is a clairvoyant when all she can see is last week? :(

Oh, I know! I could specialize in helping people find things they've misplaced, like the car keys they accidentally left in the vegetable crisper a week ago. Of course, that doesn't exactly like a big bucks kind of career.

Curse you, Monkeypimp!

Wait - maybe I did see into the future after all; how about you going to get you hair cut in, say, two or three weeks? We'll split profits on all my earnings!


Actually, if you could find where I left my guitar lead last week I would be rather grateful. I packed up my stuff to take with me when I went away, and when I got to the other end, no lead. When I came home again, still no lead. Now I'm confused as it's not in the car either, so if it's not at the car and it's not in either of the places where the car traveled to and from, where the hell is it?

Uhh...Serving me
Ahahahahaha...:p

and helping yourself to the offerings? :p
If I remember correctly, the only offering so far was a batch of burned cookies. Orcle cookies to boot.

That all you have to offer? ;)

Actually, if you could find where I left my guitar lead last week I would be rather grateful. I packed up my stuff to take with me when I went away, and when I got to the other end, no lead. When I came home again, still no lead. Now I'm confused as it's not in the car either, so if it's not at the car and it's not in either of the places where the car traveled to and from, where the hell is it?
Well, if your description is truthful, I can tell you where it is. That'll be 10 bucks. Up front.

Well, if your description is truthful, I can tell you where it is. That'll be 10 bucks. Up front.


NZ $10?

NZ $10?
What's that, like 3 cents in real money?:p Nah, let's make it 10 euros then.

Ahahahahaha...:p


If I remember correctly, the only offering so far was a batch of burned cookies. Orcle cookies to boot.

That all you have to offer? ;)
Surely serving me is enough? ;)

Very well. Let's see. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=462900)

Very well. Let's see. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=462900)
Awwwwww *blushes* nobody's ever made a thread just for me :fluffle: :fluffle:


Wait, on second thought, this is really only about you getting lots of stuff... ah whatever, I'm still flattered.:p

What's that, like 3 cents in real money?:p Nah, let's make it 10 euros then.

10 euros? that's like a gazzilion kiwi dollars.

Awwwwww *blushes* nobody's ever made a thread just for me :fluffle: :fluffle:


Wait, on second thought, this is really only about you getting lots of stuff... ah whatever, I'm still flattered.:p

Yes, but more importantly, it's stuff I don't want, and you can have it! How do you like that? :)

(hehe)

you knew that was exactly how i looked cause you used to sit outside my work with binoculars.

nothing says lovin' like a dedicated stalker:fluffle:

That is so harsh... totally unfounded, and based on rumours and hearsay.

I didn't "sit outside your work".

What a thing to say.


I rented that office space opposite. :)

as for what NSers look like, I agree with the Fass=Niles crane, and I always imagine Czardas as a skinny little 13yr old boy with dark hair and a curtain fringe

Huh... that's funny... I think I described Czardas almost identically...

Czardas is like the NS Harry Potter, it seems...

10 euros? that's like a gazzilion kiwi dollars.
You're right, I shouldn't be so greedy (with people other than Kanabia, that is;) ), so I'll tell you for free, how's that?

Well, if it isn't at your place, and it isn't in the car, and it also isn't at the place you went to, it obviously must have fallen out of your bags on the way from the house to the car. There. Easy. And before you say "Impossible, it was tucked way down on the bottom of the bag, and also I'd have noticed anything falling out of there!" let me tell you that your favorite clairvoyant sadly can attest to the fact, that things like this do, indeed, happen.
Also - hey, this was free, what did you espect?:p

Czardas is like the NS Harry Potter, it seems...

LOL:D . With a bit Malfoy mixed in, I'd say.

You're right, I shouldn't be so greedy (with people other than Kanabia, that is;) ), so I'll tell you for free, how's that?

Well, if it isn't at your place, and it isn't in the car, and it also isn't at the place you went to, it obviously must have fallen out of your bags on the way from the house to the car. There. Easy. And before you say "Impossible, it was tucked way down on the bottom of the bag, and also I'd have noticed anything falling out of there!" let me tell you that your favorite clairvoyant sadly can attest to the fact, that things like this do, indeed, happen.
Also - hey, this was free, what did you espect?:p

Even though its in the early hours, and I've had several beers, I'm off to run around outside. If I find it... well we'll see when I get back.

Even though its in the early hours, and I've had several beers, I'm off to run around outside. If I find it... well we'll see when I get back.
OMG, lol! :D I'm almost scared of what you'll find...

OMG, lol! :D I'm almost scared of what you'll find...

I went outside, and after fumbling round in the dark came back in and went upstairs. I decided to have one more look in my bag, and pulled everything out. I pulled out a smaller bag that has things like my tuner and picks in it, and crumpled up was... my short bass lead. I had it in there all along, but it was in a different place from usual.

If you hadn't advised me to go outside, I probably wouldn't have gone through those steps and would have stayed sitting at the computer.


Thank you.

I went outside, and after fumbling round in the dark came back in and went upstairs. I decided to have one more look in my bag, and pulled everything out. I pulled out a smaller bag that has things like my tuner and picks in it, and crumpled up was... my short bass lead. I had it in there all along, but it was in a different place from usual.

If you hadn't advised me to go outside, I probably wouldn't have gone through those steps and would have stayed sitting at the computer.


Thank you.

I'm laughing my ass off here. You're welcome! Also, you totally used the kind of reasoning the "psychics" always use - I didn't even have to do it myself! Great.:p

I'm laughing my ass off here. You're welcome! Also, you totally used the kind of reasoning the "psychics" always use - I didn't even have to do it myself! Great.:p


I concede that I probably would have found it eventually :p although I did have plans to go out and buy a new one at some stage..

So, Kanabia, still need that High Priestess?;) I seem to do pretty well, oracle-wise, as Monkeypimp can attest.

Anyway, off to take a shower now & then buy groceries. Oh, and have breakfast. It's 4 pm after all. See why I have no MSN? I'd just die of exhaustion in front of the computer and topple off the chair.:(

So, Kanabia, still need that High Priestess?;) I seem to do pretty well, oracle-wise, as Monkeypimp can attest.

Sure, why not?

Anyway, off to take a shower now & then buy groceries. Oh, and have breakfast. It's 4 pm after all. See why I have no MSN? I'd just die of exhaustion in front of the computer and topple off the chair.:(

Hahahaha. Yeah, I get close sometimes. I only just ate dinner. It's 2am. But then i'm nocturnal anyway. *shrugs*

Question: What do I look like?

Same here! I feel left out :p

(And yes, it is scary when someone does recognise you. Not long ago, someone recognised me and knew where I worked. :eek:)
So....I guess, then, it might be scary if I mentioned that I know where you work?

Not that it has anything to do with knowing you. Yet.

*runs off to the corner, stroking the hair of my Kanabia doll (because I have dolls of all physically note-worthy NSers)*

You could be the High Priestess of the Church of the Oracle (me). *nods*
*suddenly jealous*

Strike you off my goddamn list....and I'm burning your damn doll, while I'm at it.

Something about hell's fury and a woman scorned.....blah blah blah......

Simonist']So....I guess, then, it might be scary if I mentioned that I know where you work?

Not that it has anything to do with knowing you. Yet.

*runs off to the corner, stroking the hair of my Kanabia doll (because I have dolls of all physically note-worthy NSers)*

Uh, well, you might know the type of place I work at, but less doubtful of the name of the place or the suburb in which it's located. :p

Simonist']*suddenly jealous*

Strike you off my goddamn list....and I'm burning your damn doll, while I'm at it.

Something about hell's fury and a woman scorned.....blah blah blah......

Now now, there is still an opening for concubine before you come to rash judgements ;)

Uh, well, you might know the type of place I work at, but less doubtful of the name of the place or the suburb in which it's located. :p



Now now, there is still an opening for concubine before you come to rash judgements ;)
Excuse me? Concubines, by and large, get far less respect and.....ooh, wait, are we talking the kind that has a really comfy bed and awesome clothes? 'Cause if so I'm in.

Simonist']Excuse me? Concubines, by and large, get far less respect and.....ooh, wait, are we talking the kind that has a really comfy bed and awesome clothes? 'Cause if so I'm in.

Sure, whatever you like. You can have one of those ultra-nifty harem dresses too, if you want. (actually, it's not a question of your want, but rather mine ;))

Sure, whatever you like. You can have one of those ultra-nifty harem dresses too, if you want. (actually, it's not a question of your want, but rather mine ;))
True....alright, one demand-of-sorts.....I never have to work between the hours of 0400 and 1200. I mean, unless, y'know, I'm already awake, and then it doesn't matter. Or, y'know, unless it's one of those matters of life or death. Or maybe if you, uh, say otherwise, or.....something......

....What, like I'm gonna say no to a God?

Simonist']True....alright, one demand-of-sorts.....I never have to work between the hours of 0400 and 1200. I mean, unless, y'know, I'm already awake, and then it doesn't matter. Or, y'know, unless it's one of those matters of life or death. Or maybe if you, uh, say otherwise, or.....something......

....What, like I'm gonna say no to a God?

Well, that's reasonable enough, but can we perhaps move it to 0600 and 1400? I'm usually asleep then so it doesn't bother me. I can settle for 4-12, I suppose. Unless I uh...really need you for...something. Emergencies and all that, as you said. ;)

I go away for a couple of hours and this is what I come back to?








*sniff*

I go away for a couple of hours and this is what I come back to?

Awwwwwwww.

Surely there's some way we can work out a compromise here.

Awwwwwwww.

Surely there's some way we can work out a compromise here.

Yeah, you wish. :p

Well, that's reasonable enough, but can we perhaps move it to 0600 and 1400? I'm usually asleep then so it doesn't bother me. I can settle for 4-12, I suppose. Unless I uh...really need you for...something. Emergencies and all that, as you said. ;)
Or maybe I could just sleep from about 1200 to 2000, which should be a close enough translation from your time to mine, except I'm really too lazy to actually figure the time difference to where you are and six hours just seems reasonable, I guess. Nevermind that I'd miss just about the entire day, and never see my family or friends *big wet tear*, the important thing is that I'm at your beck and call.

Simonist']Or maybe I could just sleep from about 1200 to 2000, which should be a close enough translation from your time to mine, except I'm really too lazy to actually figure the time difference to where you are and six hours just seems reasonable, I guess. Nevermind that I'd miss just about the entire day, and never see my family or friends *big wet tear*, the important thing is that I'm at your beck and call.

That's right. :p

Ah to hell with it. Sleep whenever you like. :p

Yeah, you wish. :p

Hehe.

Now, it seems there is only one logical way to settle this. A jelly wrestling match between the two of you. *evil grin*

Hehe.

Now, it seems there is only one logical way to settle this. A jelly wrestling match between the two of you. *evil grin*
Okay, I'm gonna pull rank on this one and just say, I haven't had a jelly wrestling match since I was merely "Quite Deadly". And considering I only post four days a week, that was a good time ago. Can't we do something more refined, and fitting of a, um......CyberFruit Merchant?
(Can't wait until my next goddamn upgrade)

Simonist']Okay, I'm gonna pull rank on this one and just say, I haven't had a jelly wrestling match since I was merely "Quite Deadly". And considering I only post four days a week, that was a good time ago. Can't we do something more refined, and fitting of a, um......CyberFruit Merchant?
(Can't wait until my next goddamn upgrade)

Ehhh, well...I suppose. I'm fresh out of ideas, though.

:) ... and where's your picture?
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10219543&postcount=191

:D

Czardas is like the NS Harry Potter, it seems...

probably explains why I like him :)

as for what NSers look like, I agree with the Fass=Niles crane, and I always imagine Czardas as a skinny little 13yr old boy with dark hair and a curtain fringe
Ha. I was.... once.... ;) (That was before I learned to use mind control to turn myself into what I have become since then.)

probably explains why I like him :)
One of the last rare few.

*tries to think meanwhile* Who in Khoen Vanaar is this ... um ... person, and why does their name sound familiar? And why am I asking myself questions I'd be better off asking people who actually know something?

I think of Lunatic Golfballs as a pair of golf balls on a white floor.

haha... err, nice teeth? c'mon babe, no need to hide anything from me ;)

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10219543&postcount=191

:D

NObody looks how you think they do

NObody looks how you think they do

This is not really correct...you look exactly like i thought you look...

This is not really correct...you look exactly like i thought you look...

Hehe.

This is not really correct...you look exactly like i thought you look...
No, I'll give him some credit.....some of these cats don't look exactly how I envisioned them. For example: I didn't believe there was such thing as an attractive male NSer. I was proven wrong (but I won't say who was the proof).

Simonist']No, I'll give him some credit.....some of these cats don't look exactly how I envisioned them. For example: I didn't believe there was such thing as an attractive male NSer. I was proven wrong (but I won't say who was the proof).

Oh, I know more than one ;)

haha... err, nice teeth? c'mon babe, no need to hide anything from me ;)
lol

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7956/picture17wg.jpg

*tries to think meanwhile* Who in Khoen Vanaar is this ... um ... person, and why does their name sound familiar? And why am I asking myself questions I'd be better off asking people who actually know something?

I said you on the date thread- which should tell you my intentions :fluffle:

Honestly, I have no idea, I'm too new here. But you definitely have short, dark hair, probably slightly curly (but too short for the curl to show).
How'd you manage that when you say i am Blonde of Hair and the red face of a drunkard?

I don't think I have an image of any NSers, I read the words and hear them, rather than see the mouth that's saying them.

I don't think I have an image of any NSers, I read the words and hear them, rather than see the mouth that's saying them.
Yeah well what could you say?
"I see a chubby person with medium short culry hair that is Brown with Hazel eyes?

Yeah well what could you say?
"I see a chubby person with medium short culry hair that is Brown with Hazel eyes?
Congratulations on accomplishing the relatively easy task of confusing me :p

Congratulations on accomplishing the relatively easy task of confusing me :p
Thanks for taking the time to allow for me to confuse you.

I was trying to say something about not offending people......

Thanks for taking the time to allow for me to confuse you.

I was trying to say something about not offending people......
I see....

I see....
Good, you are not blind :D

I would post a pic of me but....
a. I dont post enough so most dont no me
b. most of you are like 5-10yrs older than me.

Who do you think I am? just curious. :)

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/671/ming7ng.png (http://imageshack.us)

Yeah well what could you say?
"I see a chubby person with medium short culry hair that is Brown with Hazel eyes?

you could be seeing me with shorter hair and curls?

Yeah I'm a tool of corporate America haha.

Took it before I left for work, hence the polo.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v166/koreanromeo408/thing1234.jpg

I know how Verdigroth looks ...
but i doubt (he) remembers how i look. He's usually using my wifi to look up porn and between the two choices ... well, you know.
After that i have his reflection off the gloss of the monitor to contend with as well.
:)

How'd you manage that when you say i am Blonde of Hair and the red face of a drunkard?
What, now you are telling me that New Zealanders all look the same?

Also *smacks Harlesburg up the side of his head* pay attention next time when reading up on old posts - didn't you get to the part where my clairvoyant powers were proven once and for all by Monkeypimp finding his missing guitar lead? Of course I'd know what he looks like. Pffft. Easy.

I can't stop picturing LG as that mud monster pic he has put up

I said you on the date thread- which should tell you my intentions :fluffle:
...And nothing else. :rolleyes:

What, now you are telling me that New Zealanders all look the same?

Also *smacks Harlesburg up the side of his head* pay attention next time when reading up on old posts - didn't you get to the part where my clairvoyant powers were proven once and for all by Monkeypimp finding his missing guitar lead? Of course I'd know what he looks like. Pffft. Easy.
Yes all 45 of us look exactly the same we just feign 4.2 million of us to stop invasion even though our great powahs could halt any invasion we use our powahs because we are too lazy to kick an invaders butts so we encourage them to not invade us it also gives us more time to cash in our hard earned Dole Checks we recieve from the Australian Government.

No i didn't read on but surely you with all your powahs would know i wouldn't read more of the posts and so you should have taken the time to tell me all that was going to happen before hand.

Unless you are like Himmler and the Occult?
Perhaps you could tell me what happened to Himmlers secret safe that the Americans stole from his Castle?
you could be seeing me with shorter hair and curls?
Perhaps but i thought you looked like this.
http://travelog.uberblog.com/images/432/2005/Jun/11033826.jpg?seed=3992

Perhaps you could tell me what happened to Himmlers secret safe that the Americans stole from his Castle?
Well, since you're not blond and blue-eyed after all (nothing specific about the "red face of a drunkard" yet, though:p ) it seems my clairvoyance only extended to Monkeypimp and his guitar lead. But I'm sure the mighty internets will have a conspiracy theory or two to keep you busy for a while.