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I'm sick of that glory-hog Jesus getting all the action. I want him to prove that I exist.

http://www.onlinerock.com/fans/refused/red.jpg

Anything else?

I'm sick of that glory-hog Jesus getting all the action. I want him to prove that I exist.
Much more importantly, prove to him that you don't.

It's a question of faith, bitches!

I'm too lazy. Prove it yourself.

http://www.onlinerock.com/fans/refused/red.jpg

Anything else?

This prove nothing, Jesus!

And you call yourself the son of God. Hah!

Anything else?
Is than an Oscar?

I'm sick of that glory-hog Jesus getting all the action. I want him to prove that I exist.according to Dakini you need to furnish written proof of an execution order... Or books writen about you existence.. or Eyewitnesses of your death... some "evidence" like that..

or else very much like MOHAMMED, MOISES, BUDHA, JESUS.. you did not legally exist...
:D :rolleyes: :D :D

who the hell is moises?

according to Dakini you need to furnish written proof of an execution order... Or books writen about you existence.. or Eyewitnesses of your death... some shit like that..

or else very much like MOHAMMED, MOISES, BUDHA, JESUS.. you did not legally exist...
:D :rolleyes: :D :D
You know, they say that when you already have a complaint against you in the Moderation forum, adding fuel to the fire is a Bad Idea.

But what to "they" know? All "they" stand upon is, oh, I dunno....tons of precedent.....

Just a suggestion.

Yay! There's a Myrth option!
uh... what was the question? :p

who the hell is moises?the Equivalent of Jesus or Mohammed or Buddha FOR the JEWS.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moses

who the hell is moises?
Perhaps he meant mioses, plural of miosis, the constriction of the pupil of the eye..... :rolleyes:

Simonist']You know, they say that when you already have a complaint against you in the Moderation forum, adding fuel to the fire is a Bad Idea.

But what to "they" know? All "they" stand upon is, oh, I dunno....tons of precedent.....

Just a suggestion.interesting.. got a link?

the Equivalent of Jesus or Mohammed or Buddha FOR the JEWS.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moses
Yeah, he was making fun of your spelling. Learn to read it (or type it, rather) a little more clearly.

interesting.. got a link?
What, to the moderation forum? It's not hard to find. Investigate for yourself, I'm not your nanny.

isnt there another topic exactly like this? Whats the point of having 2?

isnt there another topic exactly like this? Whats the point of having 2?
No, the other one is for proof that Jesus existed. This one is a direct challenge for Jesus to prove that RPP exists, which he hasn't stepped up to.

Maybe Jesus is a coward. Maybe Jesus is in the shower. I wait with baited breath.

Simonist']What, to the moderation forum? It's not hard to find. Investigate for yourself, I'm not your nanny.found it...

Thank you.

found it...

Thank you.
Sorry 'bout the snippiness, by the way.....I have little toleration online.

Here, have a fluffle for not crying foul in the face of my overwhelmingly caustic over-reaction :fluffle:

Simonist']Sorry 'bout the snippiness, by the way.....I have little toleration online.

Here, have a fluffle for not crying foul in the face of my overwhelmingly caustic over-reaction :fluffle:NoProblemo..

*kisses and makes up* ;)

not that I really helped in solving the problem...buuuut... how does that bring us any closer to having Jesus prove RPP exists? :p

not that I really helped in solving the problem...buuuut... how does that bring us any closer to having Jesus prove RPP exists? :p
I give Jesus ten minutes to towel off, after that I'm going to have to simply settle for the possibility that RPP does not, in fact, exist.

Back to square one: worship of false idols. Sorry, RPP, looks like your time here is nearly done.

well...shouldn't we wait for the results from the other thread? You know...how can Jesus prove RPP exists when Jesus doesn't exist in the first place??

well...shouldn't we wait for the results from the other thread? You know...how can Jesus prove RPP exists when Jesus doesn't exist in the first place??
So....we're ACTUALLY relying on the intelligence and wit of the other forumites to determine, by proxy, whether or not RPP exists?

....He's doomed.

according to Dakini you need to furnish written proof of an execution order... Or books writen about you existence.. or Eyewitnesses of your death... some "evidence" like that..

or else very much like MOHAMMED, MOISES, BUDHA, JESUS.. you did not legally exist...
:D :rolleyes: :D :D
:rolleyes: Oh, bravo, like I said before, do you have anything better to do than flame me or are you really trying hard for that 3rd ban?

The poster in question could be proven to exist by a birth certificate, driver's lisence, work record, really, the paper trail's probably a mile long. Jesus left no evidence whatsoever. So again, grow up.

Simonist']So....we're ACTUALLY relying on the intelligence and wit of the other forumites to determine, by proxy, whether or not RPP exists?

....He's doomed.

According to the poll, when asked "Does Refused Party Program Exist?" the answer is "Myrth".

The poster in question could be proven to exist by a birth certificate, driver's lisence, work record, really, the paper trail's probably a mile long. Jesus left no evidence whatsoever. So again, grow up. Amongst my collection of relics I have half of Jesus' driving license. How do you think he got around so much, eh?

Amongst my collection of relics I have half of Jesus' driving license. How do you think he got around so much, eh?
You forget, according to Roofus, the 13th apostle, left out of the bible because he was black, said, "Back in the old days with JC, we used to walk EVERYWHERE. Did you ever hear of a fat apostle? Mm mm."

"Refused Party Program is dead. Refused Party Program remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we, murderers of all murderers, console ourselves?"

-Friedrich Nietzsche

So I may have invented a quote..

I just gave Jesus a jingle, he was watching Family Guy, he should be on in a snap.

I just gave Jesus a jingle, he was watching Family Guy, he should be on in a snap.

Sorry i'm late.

Are you jesus?
yes.

really?
yes.

really really really?
yes.

do a miracle then
no.

are you dead?
of course not.

can you validate the existence of RPP?
why?

because your jesus
oh, then yes.

how?
the power of music my friend

see, you know i'm jesus when i answered all your questions without you asking.

<snip>
Hmmmm.....not gonna cut it for me, man. I'm gonna have to hear some long-dead languages up in this bitch.

Simonist']Hmmmm.....not gonna cut it for me, man. I'm gonna have to hear some long-dead languages up in this bitch.

*cough highlight cough*

eloi, eloi, lema sabachtani?

I can prove RPP exists: He wrote that post. If that's not enough for you, that post must have been thought up by RPP, and so invoking cogito ergo sum, RPP must exist.
QED
(Cogito ergo sum=Latin for "I think therefore I am". It's what Decarte called it.)

who the hell is moises?

The prophet of French rich whipped desserts.

*cough highlight cough*

eloi, eloi, lema sabachtani?

LMAO! :p Sorry, I'm studying religion at university, and just wanted you to know that I found that immensely humourous (not in a mean way, just in the strange way that a religion grad student would appreciate such a thing).

Cheers

I'm too lazy. Prove it yourself.
I'm asking THE ORACLE:
Does Refused Party Program ACTUALLY exist???
Don't leave me in the dark here ... it's cold and lonely. Please answer soon, i can't feast an eternity on silence.

I can prove RPP exists: He wrote that post. If that's not enough for you, that post must have been thought up by RPP, and so invoking cogito ergo sum, RPP must exist.
QED
(Cogito ergo sum=Latin for "I think therefore I am". It's what Decarte called it.)
Nah, the post was written by a nom de plume who was RPP-inspired ... and therefore infallible.
Time to start the mistranslations and sightings of RPP on pancakes.
And then comes the RPP stigmata ... reminds me of a South Park episode ... :eek:

Simonist']No, the other one is for proof that Jesus existed. This one is a direct challenge for Jesus to prove that RPP exists, which he hasn't stepped up to.

Maybe Jesus is a coward. Maybe Jesus is in the shower. I wait with baited breath.
Ever see the movie, Nowhere?
:eek:
I imagine that he'd dvp'd some technique after the crucifixion.

not that I really helped in solving the problem...buuuut... how does that bring us any closer to having Jesus prove RPP exists? :p
It would mean that the unbelievers in RPP's cause could have something horrible happen to him at the hands of the locals and the invaders (note:conservatives AND liberals)
And then RPP could repost again in about 3 days to ONLY one of his believers. And it would never be corroborated. But other threads will bring RPP up in a semi-reverant "if memory serves" oral tradition-fashion.
And RPP won't get ANY royalties for it. :(

Simonist']So....we're ACTUALLY relying on the intelligence and wit of the other forumites to determine, by proxy, whether or not RPP exists?

....He's doomed.
You're deceived. He'll live on forever in the hearts of the faithful.

According to the poll, when asked "Does Refused Party Program Exist?" the answer is "Myrth".
Hmmm, i wonder what kind of twisted f*ck would pick "Myrth"?
;)

Hmmm, so this is what death feels like. I must be in Hell because I don't see any lemon meringue.

Hmmm, so this is what death feels like. I must be in Hell because I don't see any lemon meringue.
Actually Hell has a plentiful supply of Lemon meringue. That's pretty much all there is to eat in Hell. That, and potatoe salad.

Actually Hell has a plentiful supply of Lemon meringue. That's pretty much all there is to eat in Hell. That, and potatoe salad.

Potato salad I can believe, but as a Minister in the Church of Lemon Meringue I say it [Lemon Meringue] is the food of angels. ANGELS.

Actually Hell has a plentiful supply of Lemon meringue. That's pretty much all there is to eat in Hell. That, and potatoe salad.

YUCK.

I'm going to start being devout. But...um....is there a religion where eating potato salad is a ritual? Because I can join that, and then i'll ignore my faith, and then go to hell. There will be no potato salad there because it will be considered holy.

YUCK.

I'm going to start being devout. But...um....is there a religion where eating potato salad is a ritual? Because I can join that, and then i'll ignore my faith, and then go to hell. There will be no potato salad there because it will be considered holy.
you might be out of luck on that one... but who knows? After all... potatoes are truly admirable... things. :p

Hmmm, so this is what death feels like. I must be in Hell because I don't see any lemon meringue.
So you're in a state of suspension now because not enough posters believe in you?
:eek:

YUCK.

I'm going to start being devout. But...um....is there a religion where eating potato salad is a ritual? Because I can join that, and then i'll ignore my faith, and then go to hell. There will be no potato salad there because it will be considered holy.
False idol. Pttthbbpt. :razz:

Verily, you leave me in despair, my hopes in wont, my seconds abiding only as my breath.

So you're in a state of suspension now because not enough posters believe in you?
:eek:

The Force is weak here.

It's all Myrth for me!

You have been born, become alive, etc. at some point in the past.

I believe you exist.

I am omnipotent, omniscient, all-powerful, etc. and whatever I say is the truth.

Therefore, you do not exist, as per the Laws of Sarcasm.

Have a nice day.

*hangs up*

It's all Myrth for me!

I wonder if Myrth would read this post and think "it's all Heavenly Sex for me..."?

The Force is weak here.
Nooo! I thought i paid enough up for this month to avoid the whole despair thing!!

Nooo! I thought i paid enough up for this month to avoid the whole despair thing!!

Didn't you pay attention in Jedi school? You pay extra to believe in Refused Party Program.

Didn't you pay attention in Jedi school? You pay extra to believe in Refused Party Program.
I don't remember if i get a quality plaque or something out of it. Is my name on a mailing list? Damn, i sign too many things.
In Jedi school i was thinking about Amidala. *drifts off*

In Jedi school i was thinking about Amidala. *drifts off*

Please, I remember you back in Jedi School. You were getting high behind the trash compactor with the Twileki rasta guy from the Holographic Arts Department...

I wonder if Myrth would read this post and think "it's all Heavenly Sex for me..."?
Whether or not Myrth would is inconsequential: it is all Heavenly Sex for me ;)

(Sorry....hadn't yet reached quota for my lame sex jokes today, and I'm going out to eat soon....)

I'm going to say jesus existed to piss the man off and he wasn't white, arab, or black. He was a damn eskimo named Myrth and no one wants to admit it.

Please, I remember you back in Jedi School. You were getting high behind the trash compactor with the Twileki rasta guy from the Holographic Arts Department...
Yeah, you SHOULD remember me! ;)
I wasn't specifying what i did with my connections.
I was specifying what i did with myself and my carbonated-hormone whelp young Jedi capacities. Working as well on The Force (well, certain forces) and telekinetic skills.
And until now my Jedi mind trick on myself, telling myself none of it really happened had seemed to fill in the peculiar void in my memory just fine. Thanks a lot.

Yeah, so I hear Jesus shaves. What's that all about?