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What do think about this great idea... enforce compulsary cannabilism and it will end all wars, as if you kill someone, then you have to eat them.

Apparently Einstein suggested it first...
Just wanted to know what you thought...

Eating members of your own species drives you mad. Not much of a future for a country full of mad people, is there?

Its certainly a novel idea. But why not If you kill someone, you'll get castrated, get boiled to near death, stung by a hundred bee's, have your tongue torn out get thrown at a wall at 10mph and finally, get placed into a bath... with your back against the taps...

That would much more likely stop wars

because for that they'd have to raise taxes...

Not much of a future for a country full of mad people, is there?

Are you intentionally leaving the door open?

Its certainly a novel idea. But why not If you kill someone, you'll get castrated, get boiled to near death, stung by a hundred bee's, have your tongue torn out get thrown at a wall at 10mph and finally, get placed into a bath... with your back against the taps...

That would much more likely stop wars
ya...cannibalism isnt that bad compared to torture, id rather eat someone (at least you can cook them)

Are you intentionally leaving the door open?

My hidden agenda is obviously not as hidden as I thought.

because for that they'd have to raise taxes...

Indeed. Alas that all of my idea's cannot be put into practice.

Umm... how would you enforce that?

In addition, eat them to what extent? I mean, there are parts of the body that, at least untreated or uncooked, would be toxic to consume.

And then there's the issue of responsibility. If a cruise missile is fired, does the guy that loaded the missile have to eat the 20 people that die, or the guy who pushes the button, or the guy that makes the order to push the button?

And what happens if you can't eat all 20 people?

And doesn't it all come back to Bush? Isn't he responsible for a large portion of killings in the world? Doesn't he have to eat us all then?

I'm not sure this is well thought through :)... not that I'm taking it seriously.

Eating members of your own species drives you mad. Not much of a future for a country full of mad people, is there?

only if it is uncooked

only if it is uncooked

You learn something new every day.

You learn something new every day.

Actually, uncooked Long-Pig has the same health issues as eating any other meat uncooked. The problems arise when you eat parts of the lower brain pan resulting in Creutzfeld Jacob disease.

Actually, uncooked Long-Pig has the same health issues as eating any other meat uncooked. The problems arise when you eat parts of the lower brain pan resulting in Creutzfeld Jacob disease.

Yeah. Human muscle and fat is actually safe to eat. Just avoid the brain.

End world hunger: Eat dead people!

Yeah. Human muscle and fat is actually safe to eat. Just avoid the brain.

End world hunger: Eat dead people!

Only if they're fresh.

Only if they're fresh.

Naturally. Rotting meat from any source is not cool, children.

Naturally. Rotting meat from any source is not cool, children.
As good advise as any... had they been from Stephen Lynch, that is.

I can't possibly be the only one who thought this thread was about forcing people to smoke pot, can I?

I can't possibly be the only one who thought this thread was about forcing people to smoke pot, can I?

Ahahaha :p

Eating members of your own species drives you mad.

Untrue.