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Soccer more exciting than football: American scientists

Safalra
04-01-2006, 17:27
Now it's official: American scientists have confirmed that the One True Football (soccer) is more exciting than Rugby For Wimps (American football), Rounders For Men (baseball) and Netball For Men (basketball). I would have thought scientists from Los Alamos has better things to do, but still...

American football, basketball and baseball have millions of followers, but they can't match soccer for sheer excitement, says a team of scientists.

The reason is its element of surprise, claim researchers from Los Alamos National Laboratory in New Mexico, US.
Mt-Tau
04-01-2006, 17:30
I always said that if you gave football players short swords (roman style) it would make the game far more interesting.
I V Stalin
04-01-2006, 17:30
Why is this on the BBC News website? Surely the BBC 'Olds' website (if there is one) would be the best place for it?
Aust
04-01-2006, 17:36
I'm not suprised.
Daistallia 2104
04-01-2006, 17:46
Actually according to their results, baseball is more interesting, and soccer (marbles for whiney eurotrash) has become boring.

When the scientists looked only at data from the past 10 years, English Premiership football and baseball swapped places.

One interpretation of the finding might be that soccer has become more predictable in recent years.
Teh_pantless_hero
04-01-2006, 17:47
It will be pretty boring if it catches on in America. They will institute all sorts of regulations to prevent everything interesting. It's the American way.
Aust
04-01-2006, 17:48
Actually according to their results, baseball is more interesting, and soccer (marbles for whiney eurotrash) has become boring.
Then you should look at non-premireship football. Seriously look at, for example, league 1. How more unpredicatble do you want?
Dakini
04-01-2006, 17:49
Hockey is still more exciting than them all.
I V Stalin
04-01-2006, 17:51
Then you should look at non-premireship football. Seriously look at, for example, league 1. How more unpredicatble do you want?
It's fairly predictable. If Nottingham Forest are playing, the other team will always win :p
Losing to Colchester, though, that's just poor.
Sdaeriji
04-01-2006, 18:11
I was expecting some sort of study on endorphin levels in people watching certain sports or something similarly technical sounding, not "upsets = excitement". That's not really scientific. I think a 6-5 match where the better team eventually prevails is more exciting than a 4-0 drubbing by an underdog because the other team's star player was injured or a 1-0 fluke win by an underdog.
Aust
04-01-2006, 18:13
It's fairly predictable. If Nottingham Forest are playing, the other team will always win :p
Losing to Colchester, though, that's just poor.
Very funny, actually it was poor, awful match, awful tactics. Megson out. Exciting finish though, 3 goals in injury time!
Daistallia 2104
04-01-2006, 18:26
Then you should look at non-premireship football. Seriously look at, for example, league 1. How more unpredicatble do you want?

Tell it to the boys at Los Alamos - it's their data, not mine.

As Sdaeriji points out, it's not really a very good study. The fact that they only compared ice hockey, football, baseball and basketball in the US, with English football, gives it even less credibility.
DrunkenDove
04-01-2006, 18:30
Tsk, everyone knows hurling is the most exciting sport.
OceanDrive3
04-01-2006, 18:32
Now it's official: American scientists have confirmed that:
Soccer Moms are more exciting than football..
...I would have thought scientists from Los Alamos has better things to do, but still...only on weekdays :D :D :fluffle: :D
Potato jack
04-01-2006, 18:48
Hockey is still more exciting than them all.


Girls play that at school.
Revasser
04-01-2006, 18:48
I always said that if you gave football players short swords (roman style) it would make the game far more interesting.

Damn right, it would. Then maybe they'd actually have a reason to wear all that freakin' armour. Pussies.
OceanDrive3
04-01-2006, 19:11
Now it's official: American scientists have confirmed that:
Soccer Moms are more exciting than football..
...I would have thought scientists from Los Alamos has better things to do, but still...
:D :fluffle: :D :D seriously... playing World-Football is way more exiting than NFL-football..

I have played them both.. and its not even close.. US-football main advantage is hype.. Big-BIG-Hype..
Daistallia 2104
04-01-2006, 19:16
Girls play that at school.

She's talking about real hockey, not that feild hockey horse-pucky.
DrunkenDove
04-01-2006, 19:24
only on weekdays :D :D :fluffle: :D

If you're looking for that kind of excitement I recommend viewing womens beach volleyball. Mmmmmmmm.
Briantonnia
05-01-2006, 00:21
Tsk, everyone knows hurling is the most exciting sport.


Right up until you get smacked in the nuts with a hurl as the other guy tries to 'clear' a shot you're taking. Then it becomes the world's most painful sport. ;)
Funky Evil
05-01-2006, 00:44
yeah, but no one really read the article. look.

The team decided to make unpredictability - how often a leading team is overcome by an opponent with a worse record - the best measure of how exciting a league is.

that is a pretty bad measure of excitement. soccer (Jogging for european assholes) is incredibly boring. nothing ever happens. there's too much running and nmot enough scoring or action.

nah, give me the NFL any day of the week.
PaulJeekistan
05-01-2006, 00:44
Did you actually read the artical? They 'proved' that soccer ahs a statistically higher ate of upsets. That's it. Any bookie in Vegas could have told you that. Are we paying for this with tax dollars?
Dakini
05-01-2006, 00:46
She's talking about real hockey, not that feild hockey horse-pucky.
Indeed.
Sdaeriji
05-01-2006, 00:46
Did you actually read the artical? They 'proved' that soccer ahs a statistically higher ate of upsets. That's it. Any bookie in Vegas could have told you that. Are we paying for this with tax dollars?

Hah!
Snakastan
05-01-2006, 00:52
Soccer is incredibly boring. Football and Baseball are way more exciting than watching a bunch of guys in shorts kicking a ball around. And say what you like about the protection, it still isnt what makes a game exciting.
OntheRIGHTside
05-01-2006, 07:19
Rugby for MEN (Rugby in Australia, not Europe, Europe blows at Rugby) is ridiculously hardcore.



The guys are as big as American football players IN their full uniforms. Rugby players, however, are just that big, they don't wear pads (they aren't girls, haha, had to add that in.)

(or tampons)

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Plus they run at eachother head first really, really fast.

Australian rules football, by the way, is similar to Rugby, only less pain and smaller people.

(please ignore any general assumptions or flat out rude remarks)
Colodia
05-01-2006, 07:27
Guys, no. Waterpolo.

http://www.waterpolo-world.com/servlets/DBPicture?id=20050863
Neu Leonstein
05-01-2006, 07:29
Rugby in Australia, not Europe, Europe blows at Rugby.
http://schildersmilies.de/noschild/laughoutloud.gif
http://www.rugbyheaven.smh.com.au/articles/2004/11/14/1100384424723.html
http://www.irb.com/WR/

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As for the topic - World Football is better, I think. That's because I get it. NFL is confusing for me, and therefore boring. I suggest the same goes for all you people who don't like real football (the one where you use your feet...) - because you don't get it, or you never really got involved, it's not that interesting for you.
Wallonochia
05-01-2006, 07:31
Hockey is still more exciting than them all.

Damn straight.
Pepe Dominguez
05-01-2006, 07:37
Sure, there's more surprise in soccer... 68 minutes into the game, when someone finally scores a goal, there's the shock that something actually happened... the shock and disbelief of that moment probably jolts the EKG needle higher than the continuous ups-and-downs of, say, basketball. I believe it.
Stone Bridges
05-01-2006, 07:38
*psh* comon, World Football is boring, so they kick a ball around for an hour and half, whoopie doo. I mean jeez, at the half way point I wish someone would knock someone down! I mean jeez, it's not like they even fight over the ball, it's just too civil for my taste. That why I love the NFL. They have guys fighting over the ball, crushing one another, tackling one another, they have guys tackling other guys so hard that their helments falls off! HOOO RAH!

Now if they actually start fighting over the ball instead of being civil about it, then I'd watch it. I mean comon, someone tackle someone!
Pepe Dominguez
05-01-2006, 07:41
Guys, no. Waterpolo.

http://www.waterpolo-world.com/servlets/DBPicture?id=20050863

Hah. Good luck convinving anyone of that.. I played it in high school, and generally got replies of "what's that?" or "we have a water polo team?" when I'd say anything about it.
Delator
05-01-2006, 07:42
So they based the entire thing on "unpredictability"...basically, does the underdog win?

Well then...what a waste of time.

Basically, they're saying that the measure of the "best" sport is how often the team that should win chokes.

Great way to rank sports..."How often do the best teams suck ass?"

Scientists at Los Alamos have better things to do. :mad:
Stone Bridges
05-01-2006, 07:43
So they based the entire thing on "unpredictability"...basically, does the underdog win?

Well then...what a waste of time.

Basically, they're saying that the measure of the "best" sport is how often the team that should win chokes.

Great way to rank sports..."How often do the best teams suck ass?"

Scientists at Los Alamos have better things to do. :mad:

I dunno, I think the nuclear bomb thing was the highest point.
Colodia
05-01-2006, 07:44
Hah. Good luck convinving anyone of that.. I played it in high school, and generally got replies of "what's that?" or "we have a water polo team?" when I'd say anything about it.
The greatest things in the world largely go unknown because they are covered up by lesser things, such as baseball and football.

Our waterpolo team is well known in our high school. Pretty much because of the speedos. Wewt.
Delator
05-01-2006, 07:44
I dunno, I think the nuclear bomb thing was the highest point.

Yeah, I guess it's all been downhill from there. :p
Aust
05-01-2006, 17:11
*psh* comon, World Football is boring, so they kick a ball around for an hour and half, whoopie doo. I mean jeez, at the half way point I wish someone would knock someone down! I mean jeez, it's not like they even fight over the ball, it's just too civil for my taste. That why I love the NFL. They have guys fighting over the ball, crushing one another, tackling one another, they have guys tackling other guys so hard that their helments falls off! HOOO RAH!

Now if they actually start fighting over the ball instead of being civil about it, then I'd watch it. I mean comon, someone tackle someone!
You want big tackles, try my own sport:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39578000/jpg/_39578193_rogers_ireland_gett.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40497000/jpg/_40497179_sjones_getty300.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40943000/jpg/_40943541_henson_getty300.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39545000/jpg/_39545511_mortlock_get2.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39026000/jpg/_39026081_thomas2_getty245.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39927000/jpg/_39927493_vickery300.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38931000/jpg/_38931007_foley300getty.jpg

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39138000/jpg/_39138082_hazell_afp.jpg&imgrefurl=http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/rugby_union/photo_galleries/2974362.stm&h=300&w=300&sz=16&tbnid=JLP2XWeDt1QJ:&tbnh=111&tbnw=111&hl=en&start=36&prev=/images%3Fq%3DRugby%2BUnion%2BTackles%26start%3D20%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN

http://www.rugbybrampton.com/ABRAMS,%20Aaron%20RWC.jpg

http://t_chan69.tripod.com/adm/interstitial/remote.jpg

http://images.supersport.co.za/HabanaTacklesSANZ105.jpg


Rugby, see why it's so dangerious. I'm a footy fan as well, but thats the sort of thing you get in every match.