NationStates Jolt Archive

My shoulders hurt

i could go for a massage right about now

kudos on the parody :P

i could go for a massage right about now

kudos on the parody :P
cheers mate
*massage* but not in a gay way

I have nothing against homosexuals, just..... oh crap.

I would like a gay massage.. if only for the attention...

cheers mate
*massage* but not in a gay way

I have nothing against homosexuals, just..... oh crap.
ooh that feels so good... *slaps ass*

thanks sugar ;) :p

ooh that feels so good... *slaps ass*

thanks sugar ;) :p
....... DAMNIT :fluffle:

I would like a gay massage.. if only for the attention...
can be arranged at a price :p

....... DAMNIT :fluffle:
hahaha :p :fluffle:

Can I get a massage or would that be too heterosexual? I really need one.

can be arranged at a price :p
I want to be massaged for who I am not for my money...

I want to be massaged for who I am not for my money...
Gold:D

I've been waiting for this thread since yesterday. Very nice :D .

Can I get a massage or would that be too heterosexual? I really need one.
..... you rub my back ill rub yours :p

I've been waiting for this thread since yesterday. Very nice :D .
I couldnt resist

..... you rub my back ill rub yours :p

Deal. *eMassages*

Deal. *eMassages*
Score
*collects oils"
remove your top please ;)

Score
*collects oils"
remove your top please ;)
Who's what?
I mean which way round is it?
I mean gaaah...
I mean gaaah...
I mean are all of you girls or is it a mix of girls and blokes or is it option three?
I'm so CONFUSED!
:confused:

Who's what?
I mean which way round is it?
I mean gaaah...
I mean gaaah...
I mean are all of you girls or is it a mix of girls and blokes or is it option three?
I'm so CONFUSED!
:confused:
dont you know gay guys get all the chicks :p

Score
*collects oils"
remove your top please ;)


Prepare to be traumatized.
*removes upper layers of clothing and blinds all within the vicinity*

Prepare to be traumatized.
*removes upper layers of clothing and blinds all within the vicinity*
then I guess ill just have to feel around to find your back :p

i could go for a massage right about now

kudos on the parody :P
:confused:

:confused:
there was a thread about a day ago called "subliminal messages" which gave me the idea for this thread, basically this is a parody of that thread

there was a thread about a day ago called "subliminal messages" which gave me the idea for this thread, basically this is a parody of that thread

Oh right

Who's what?
I mean which way round is it?
I mean gaaah...
I mean gaaah...
I mean are all of you girls or is it a mix of girls and blokes or is it option three?
I'm so CONFUSED!
:confused:
Are you familiar with schrodinger's cat? It's very similar but instead of worrying whether the cat is dead or not you should question it's gender. At any given time all NS forum users are neither male nor female.

Oh right
So...up for a massage Larina? ;)

Are you familiar with schrodinger's cat? It's very similar but instead of worrying whether the cat is dead or not you should question it's gender. At any given time all NS forum users are neither male nor female.
Really?
*checks self*
Hmmm...

I want to be massaged for who I am not for my money...

That's a line that'll be embedded in my mind for ever... good lord...