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The title says it all...

Rotovia. I just hope I'm not one of his victims.

In hindsight, I should have made this a public poll, but no matter. At least this way people aren't scared to tell the truth, lest they be kidnapped, forced into a basement, and well....yeah. :p

haha *is not even on the poll* :D

but i'd have to go with potaria (please don't kill me for saying that!) :eek:
edit: maybe czardas. TIN definatley ;) :p

Does genecide count as serial killing? Or is it mass murder? Depends on the time frame right? Then I say Czardas..

Kanabia is originally from South Australia, we are all warped and twisted

Does genecide count as serial killing? Or is it mass murder? Depends on the time frame right? Then I say Czardas..

Definitely Czardas.

Does genecide count as serial killing? Or is it mass murder? Depends on the time frame right? Then I say Czardas..
I think it depends on the way you carry it out. Lining people up in front of a trench, then getting a firing squad to shoot them, and incinerating the bodies doesn't qualify as serial killing. If you do it personally, I think that would be mass murder. Although that's not the same as spree killing. I think Czardas would be more inclined to go in for mass murder.

I was going to say Czardas. Or H N Fiddlebottoms (where is he anyway? Did he fall off the face of the earth while I wasn't paying attention?). Both not on the poll.

haha *is not even on the poll* :D

but i'd have to go with potaria (please don't kill me for saying that!) :eek:

I don't think you have any aspects to your personality that give you a warrant to be on there :p

Does genecide count as serial killing? Or is it mass murder? Depends on the time frame right? Then I say Czardas..

It only counts if they do it themselves.

Kanabia is originally from South Australia, we are all warped and twisted

>.>

It only counts if they do it themselves.
You don't think Czardas would do it himself? He doesn't seem like the kind of person who would be so impersonal about genocide.

I don't think you have any aspects to your personality that give you a warrant to be on there :p


*swallows eyeball of his last victim*

sorry, what was that? http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/aktion/action-smiley-047.gif
"i don't get mad, i get STABBY!" :p

You don't think Czardas would do it himself? He doesn't seem like the kind of person who would be so impersonal about genocide.

Maybe. I was going to put him on the poll, but there had to be an "other" option...so...

*swallows eyeball of his last victim*

sorry, what was that? http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/aktion/action-smiley-047.gif
"i don't get mad, i get STABBY!" :p

It doesn't work. You're too damn easygoing. :p

Now they say it's the ones you don't suspect, but...you're on the other extreme of things. Either you hide it *very* well, or you're the last person that would ever do it. I bet the latter :p

It doesn't work. You're too damn easygoing. :p

Now they say it's the ones you don't suspect, but...you're on the other extreme of things. Either you hide it *very* well, or you're the last person that would ever do it. I bet the latter :p
aww thanks :)
*rolls other eyeball into drawer* http://www.ironmaiden.org/images/smilies/extras/eusa_shifty.gif

I would be up there but im just too lazy I mean I have a mental list and everything

aww thanks :)
*rolls other eyeball into drawer* http://www.ironmaiden.org/images/smilies/extras/eusa_shifty.gif

You're welcome. Uh, I think you dropped this...bean...thing. *hands you a dismembered testicle*

I voted Eutrusca for obvious reasons.

You're welcome. Uh, I think you dropped this...bean...thing. *hands you a dismembered testicle*
oh, uh, thank you... makes a good dessert with some fava beans and a nice bottle of chianti ;)

not that i'd know such things, mind...

Cabra West

I voted Eutrusca for obvious reasons.
you mean how he will kill every guy his granddaughters date when they are old enough

Melcor Unchained seems to be missing from the list...

you mean how he will kill every guy his granddaughters date when they are old enough

Yes...old enough...

*shifty eyes*

Cabra West

*roflmao

Yea, as if.

*roflmao

Yea, as if. joking ;) :sniper:

*roflmao

Yea, as if.

They probably meant Coco Pops.

Melcor Unchained seems to be missing from the list...

He was thought of, but that would be boring because everyone would vote for him due to suffering from the "OMG ITS A MOD" syndrome. Unfortunate, but yes.

Yes...old enough...

*shifty eyes*
brave man;)

Czardas, for sure.

He was thought of, but that would be boring because everyone would vote for him due to suffering from the "OMG ITS A MOD" syndrome. Unfortunate, but yes.
yet Myrth made the list and hasnt got a vote



..... think about it

YAY! I finally made A Poll! I is officially a big-time Generalite! :D

YAY! I finally made A Poll! I is officially a big-time Generalite! :D

And whats more, you're a serial killer candidate! Two reasons to celebrate! :p

Come on people! It's clearly Pure Metal. He seems so nice and mellow and normal that he's got to be covering up some kind of murderous bloodlust.

Sorry if this offends you PM. I really don't mean to offend you. Please don't come after me. I'm allergic to chainsaws.

yet Myrth made the list and hasnt got a vote

But he's not a mod anymore. A lot of newer people don't know who he is.

And whats more, you're a serial killer candidate! Two reasons to celebrate! :p
Well, actually I was a candidate for that in my HS yearbook - along with "Most likely to die violently before age 30". Of course, here I am at 38, so only one of the two must be true eh?

He was thought of, but that would be boring because everyone would vote for him due to suffering from the "OMG ITS A MOD" syndrome. Unfortunate, but yes.
But Melkor Unchained is a serial killer! Look at how many nations he's deleted! If you add up the total population of those nations, it must be in the billions!

That being said, I vote for Fass.

:p

Come on people! It's clearly Pure Metal. He seems so nice and mellow and normal that he's got to be covering up some kind of murderous bloodlust.

Sorry if this offends you PM. I really don't mean to offend you. Please don't come after me. I'm allergic to chainsaws.

I should inform you that you were a candidate for the poll as well :p

I still disagree about PM...when I think "serial killer candidate", I think someone who could "hurt a fly", so to speak, even though it may seem out of character for them to do so. I can picture a few people on the poll doing just that, but not PM.

Kanabia is originally from South Australia, we are all warped and twisted
i gotta agree with that, that's why i vote for myself. though most likely it would be through an expeirment going too well and wiping out most of the country :D

Come on people! It's clearly Pure Metal. He seems so nice and mellow and normal that he's got to be covering up some kind of murderous bloodlust.

Sorry if this offends you PM. I really don't mean to offend you. Please don't come after me. I'm allergic to chainsaws.
:mad: i have two words for you: *vroom vroom!!!*




...


gyaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr!!!!
http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123050/2076385/2089221/031017_Chainsaw.jpg

I should inform you that you were a candidate for the poll as well :p
Well, at least I didn't make the finals. My "mask of sanity" must be more convincing than I thought.

i gotta agree with that, that's why i vote for myself. though most likely it would be through an expeirment going too well and wiping out most of the country :D
Yeah, I hate it when that happens. But if you're any good at necromancy, you can turn them into zombies, so no great loss.

:p

But he's not a mod anymore. A lot of newer people don't know who he is.
spose, you know you could have just gone "its a poll"
explains everything

Well, at least I didn't make the finals. My "mask of sanity" must be more convincing than I thought.

You very nearly did. The final choice was between you, Czardas, Fiddlebottoms, Rotovia, and Melkor.

http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123050/2076385/2089221/031017_Chainsaw.jpg

Is that Wayne Coigne from the Flaming Lips?

spose, you know you could have just gone "its a poll"
explains everything

True. I deserve points though - I actually put Myrth in a poll as a credible option!! Go me!

Well, at least I didn't make the finals. My "mask of sanity" must be more convincing than I thought.
or you have just gotten soft

fight the power mate dont let them put a leash on you

Yeah, I hate it when that happens. But if you're any good at necromancy, you can turn them into zombies, so no great loss.

:p
yeah, but i've never been to necromancy (it's a goth thing over here in south australia), i missed out on the chance, so the bodies will have to go to waste
i know, i'll try and make them into a organic supercomputer :D

Is that Wayne Coigne from the Flaming Lips?
*shrugs* just googled for 'bloody chainsaw'

also found this, randomly:

http://www.satirium.com/caption%20photos/skin.jpghttp://www.satirium.com/caption%20photos/santababes.jpg

*drools* :D
edit: every thread needs random babes!

*shrugs* just googled for 'bloody chainsaw'

also found this, randomly:

http://www.satirium.com/caption%20photos/skin.jpghttp://www.satirium.com/caption%20photos/santababes.jpg

*drools* :D
edit: every thread needs random babes!
under bloody chainsaw? cause that would be cool

http://www.satirium.com/caption%20photos/skin.jpghttp://www.satirium.com/caption%20photos/santababes.jpg[/SIZE]
i think i preferr santa's babes from the hebrew hammer, they were pretty nice :p

also found this, randomly:

http://www.satirium.com/caption%20photos/skin.jpghttp://www.satirium.com/caption%20photos/santababes.jpg

*drools* :D
edit: every thread needs random babes!
Ah, a disguised Babe Thread! Ingenious!

Although eventually the mods may wonder why this thread has 17,000 views, and figure it out...

:p

Ah, a disguised Babe Thread! Ingenious!

Although eventually the mods may wonder why this thread has 17,000 views, and figure it out...

:p
the old one is still kicking around in spam

Ah, a disguised Babe Thread! Ingenious!

Although eventually the mods may wonder why this thread has 17,000 views, and figure it out...

:p
<thinks about posting stuff about mods being slow>
<thinks better of it> :p

hmm interesting how many replies you get by just posting some babes.... hmm *ponders*

tho who the hell is the "hebrew hammer"?:confused:

under bloody chainsaw? cause that would be cool
ahh, see, now you're thinking like a real serial killer. is it too late to change my vote? ;)

hmm interesting how many replies you get by just posting some babes.... hmm *ponders*

tho who the hell is the "hebrew hammer"?:confused:
the hebrew hammer is a movie. it makes alot of amusing jewish jokes, though it is still funny for those who don't know everything that they make fun of

ahh, see, now you're thinking like a real serial killer. is it too late to change my vote? ;)
bah! that's not how a real serial killer thinks. chainsaws require too much maintenance if they're being used on bone

hmm interesting how many replies you get by just posting some babes.... hmm *ponders*

tho who the hell is the "hebrew hammer"?:confused:
http://gauntlet.ucalgary.ca/imgcache/200__~gauntlet_eg_eg2_20041209_hebrewhammer-web.jpg

The Hebrew Hammer is a parody of blacksploitation films of the seventies like Shaft and Sweet Sweetback. He's a Jewish private eye who is hired by the Jewish Justice League to stop Santa Claus' antisemitic son from destroying Chanuka.

http://www.thehebrewhammer.com/

http://gauntlet.ucalgary.ca/imgcache/200__~gauntlet_eg_eg2_20041209_hebrewhammer-web.jpg

The Hebrew Hammer is a parody of blacksploitation films of the seventies like Shaft and Sweet Sweetback. He's a Jewish private eye who is hired by the Jewish Justice League to stop Santa Claus' antisemitic son from destroying Chanuka.

http://www.thehebrewhammer.com/

Haha, that's cool. It sounds almost as good as that "Snakes on a plane" movie.

bah! that's not how a real serial killer thinks. chainsaws require too much maintenance if they're being used on bone
but the chainsaw has poetry its a classic

but the chainsaw has poetry its a classic
yeah, but i prefer my silver-tipped rocket laucher. there isn't anything that that can't kill :D

Vote For ME! Don't lee Potoria Win! I am the better Serial Killer!

http://gauntlet.ucalgary.ca/imgcache/200__~gauntlet_eg_eg2_20041209_hebrewhammer-web.jpg

The Hebrew Hammer is a parody of blacksploitation films of the seventies like Shaft and Sweet Sweetback. He's a Jewish private eye who is hired by the Jewish Justice League to stop Santa Claus' antisemitic son from destroying Chanuka.

http://www.thehebrewhammer.com/
you forgot to point out the insane amount of jokes they make using the stereotypes and normal jewish stuff, not that many people will recognise the latter

Vote For ME! Don't lee Potoria Win! I am the better Serial Killer!
but a real serial killer would win by killing all their oppenents and maybe everyone else within a 100 meter radius.
oh well, off to work then (mmm... ANFO) :D

I can't believe I made the list. I'm honoured! Or insulted. One of the two.

I think they're all more likely to be cereal killers..

but a real serial killer would win by killing all their oppenents and maybe everyone else within a 100 meter radius.
oh well, off to work then (mmm... ANFO) :D
No, that would be a 'splody-dope mass murderer.

I, OTOH will simply kill each and every one at random... hopefully in an amusing way.

(I always liked squibbed petrol tanks triggered by turn blinkers... :eek: )

No, that would be a 'splody-dope mass murderer.

I, OTOH will simply kill each and every one at random... hopefully in an amusing way.

(I always liked squibbed petrol tanks triggered by turn blinkers... :eek: )
how about an IPod that explodes only for one of the songs in their playlist?

I can't believe I made the list. I'm honoured! Or insulted. One of the two.
i would have responded with: i'm buying some explosives :D

http://gauntlet.ucalgary.ca/imgcache/200__~gauntlet_eg_eg2_20041209_hebrewhammer-web.jpg

The Hebrew Hammer is a parody of blacksploitation films of the seventies like Shaft and Sweet Sweetback. He's a Jewish private eye who is hired by the Jewish Justice League to stop Santa Claus' antisemitic son from destroying Chanuka.

http://www.thehebrewhammer.com/
lol sounds funny - think i'll have to check that one out :p

oh wait, i've discovered that i can't be a serial killer, for now we have undeniable proof that i am yeshua ha'nozri (jesus):
http://www.greyphoenix.biz/Parties/Patricks/Images/IMG_7896.JPG
yes, that's right: i have a halo

how about an IPod that explodes only for one of the songs in their playlist?
Actually.... :rolleyes:

There are a few IEDs in my repoitoire that are so easy to build, and so scaryily effective as terrorist devices that I will not disclose them online... especially as I wrote White Papers about the really good ones and gave them to the FBI about 10 years ago...

I'd say Czardas. Or I suppose TSI might go around humping people to death...
AH HA! YOU DIDN'T PUT ME UP THERE! DID YOU HEAR THAT MOTHER? THEY DON'T SUSPECT A THING! QUIET, YOU IN THE PIT THERE; YES YOU, #15, I'LL DEAL WITH YOU LATER! *sharpens axe on the grindstone*

Actually.... :rolleyes:

There are a few IEDs in my repoitoire that are so easy to build, and so scaryily effective as terrorist devices that I will not disclose them online... especially as I wrote White Papers about the really good ones and gave them to the FBI about 10 years ago...
yes, but the easy ones are less fun. it shouldn't just kill people, it should be a feat of engineering.

lol sounds funny - think i'll have to check that one out :p
Don't forget to play Gentile Invaders http://www.thehebrewhammer.com/game.asp

"Shabbat Shalom, motherf***ers!" :D

How did I not get listed? Wait, that means they have not found the bodies yet! :D

yes, but the easy ones are less fun. it shouldn't just kill people, it should be a feat of engineering.
Oh, they are, they are. Just think McGuyver - and the ability to get bad things past Security.

Oh, they are, they are. Just think McGuyver - and the ability to get bad things past Security.
sounds nice, if it's true
BTW: how the hell did Eutrusca come to be ahead in the polls? he's not scary or dangerous at all
now having goths call you strange, that's cool :D

sounds nice, if it's true TG

Post #3000!!! Woo Hoo!

TG

Post #3000!!! Woo Hoo!
all i can say is that you have the makings of a psychopath in you.
note: this is meant to be a compliment. one day, i hope to surpass you :D

Yes...old enough...

*shifty eyes*
I got sumfin for dem "shifty eyes!" :D
http://img450.imageshack.us/img450/5220/smileytroutsmack0if.gif (http://imageshack.us)

I voted Rotovia, because I don't actually think he would hurt anyone. (and that's what they always say about serial killers "he was really nice, seemed to get along with everyone, he wouldn't hurt a fly")

all i can say is that you have the makings of a psychopath in you.
note: this is meant to be a compliment. one day, i hope to surpass you :D
What do you mean "makings"? :p

What do you mean "makings"? :p
because i've only had one good sign of it from you so far

DHomme.

Come the revolution, he'll kill more people than all of us combined.

http://www.satirium.com/caption%20photos/skin.jpg

*drools* :D
edit: every thread needs random babes!
Yayyy, PM strikes again! That's the sort of slow death by body strangulation I could dig! :D

I can't believe I made the list. I'm honoured! Or insulted. One of the two.
Yeah, you did. I voted for ya too! :D

The only reason why I'm not on the poll was because I killed the original poster before s/he could add me. :D

Anyway, I vote for myself. Come on... who else here is wanted for heinous crimes in 615 dimensions? ;)

because i've only had one good sign of it from you so far
Ah. Well, you'll just have to watch the papers like everyone else. No more hints. ;)

The only reason why I'm not on the poll was because I killed the original poster before s/he could add me. :D

You cannot kill what doesn't live, worm. *smites you with a column of fire*

Come on... who else here is wanted for heinous crimes in 615 dimensions? ;)
TrashCat remembers somthing about this.... ah yes:

Those Annoying Post Brothers (http://www.ozones.com/postbros/)

Next question?

Deep Kimchi gets my vote. He was slaughtering dogs with baseball bats at 16. First sign is cruelty to animals in youth.

That being said, I vote for Fass.
:p

Why me? I'm rabidly anti-death penalty. Why would I start killing people?

Why me? I'm rabidly anti-death penalty. Why would I start killing people?

It's always the quiet ones...

:D

It's always the quiet ones...

:D

And of course, being anti-death penalty is the perfect cover...hmm....

Fass....what are you doing with that scalpel? :p

It's always the quiet ones...

:D

That's the first time I've been called quiet here.

Fass....what are you doing with that scalpel? :p

I hope "scalpel" isn't a euphemism.

That's the first time I've been called quiet here.

I know, I was being ironic. Coincidentally, I'm also doing the ironing.

I know, I was being ironic. Coincidentally, I'm also doing the ironing.

A person cannot be ironic. Did you mean sarcastic?

I can't believe I made the list. I'm honoured! Or insulted. One of the two.

"honourably insulted"? :p

I think you might make a good one. You don't seem overtly "evil", yet I suspect you have another side hidden under a pretty normal exterior. I figure you're not all "Mr. Rogers". Am I right? Or talking horseshit again? ;) :p

Yayyy, PM strikes again! That's the sort of slow death by body strangulation I could dig! :D
haha! living up to your reputation as ever ;) :p

Why me? I'm rabidly anti-death penalty. Why would I start killing people?

Because a dog whispers to you that some people need killing.

Didnt they speculate that Jack the Ripper had some in depth medical/anatomical experience, based on his handiwork?

haha! living up to your reputation as ever ;) :p

Hmm, can we see Eut kidnapping and holding young women in his own personal basement harem? :p

on a somewhat related topic, I'm not remotely interested in seeing the new film "Hostel" which starts Friday.

I'm afraid it may give some nutjobs ideas.

on a somewhat related topic, I'm not remotely interested in seeing the new film "Hostel" which starts Friday.

I'm afraid it may give some nutjobs ideas.

Well, I for one want the death mask from the movie "Saw" (and the sequel). To serve as an um...pencil holder. Yes, that'll do.

I voted Rotovia, because I don't actually think he would hurt anyone. (and that's what they always say about serial killers "he was really nice, seemed to get along with everyone, he wouldn't hurt a fly")

Aaaaaaah, you're right! We all suck at profiling.

Of course.......then....um, what are you up to these days, Smunkee?

Without wanting to seem egotistical i think me.

Seriously, angry person on edge of society, charles manson obsession, large amounts of drugs. Sounds like a lethal combination to me.

It is obviously defective as my name isn't up there, but that shall be your folly cause no you dumb shits will never suspect me.............

I can't believe I don't get a slot on here. I mean ARF is jsut blindly patriotic, Eut is just to kind. Kanbia is just crazy, but not that type of crazy. I don't really know that much about Potaria though. The only way I could see Sdaeriji killing a lot of people is he was pissed off that people kept mispelling his name, but he's too awsome for that. Myrth is Myrth, he would revel in his power, and possibly kill a person or two, but not make a hobby out of it. Sadly I don't think TPE would harm a fly. I dont' know Syniks. Rotovia, possibly.

The obvious choice is me.

Deep Kimchi gets my vote. He was slaughtering dogs with baseball bats at 16. First sign is cruelty to animals in youth.
Well I drowned ducks when I was five.

Aaaaaaah, you're right! We all suck at profiling.
yep.

Of course.......then....um, what are you up to these days, Smunkee?
not killing people at random

I said Rotovia. I just hope it's not sdaeriji because he actually lives fairly close to me!