NationStates Jolt Archive


Songs that you wouldn't normally see

Neo Kervoskia
03-01-2006, 06:17
What sort of songs would you not normally see? A song about abortion? A song about cookies? A song about IKEA?

Who knows.
Colodia
03-01-2006, 06:19
A song about how the worms are slowly destroying the planet by eating it.
Kanabia
03-01-2006, 06:21
A song about a razor sharp dildo. With teeth. And an inbuilt bugzapper. Kinda like what I imagine Darth Vader's penis would look like.
Myotisinia
03-01-2006, 06:49
Try listening to Ween. They do a lot of songs about subjects that no-one else would touch with a barge pole. That's part of the reason I love 'em.
Midget potatoes
03-01-2006, 06:51
i heard a song about a guy with a dettachable (sp?) wang, he then proceeded to lose it and have to buy it back when he found it. can't remember the name of the band though
Lunatic Goofballs
03-01-2006, 06:51
Songs about Bea Arthur's crotch. :eek:
Myotisinia
03-01-2006, 06:56
i heard a song about a guy with a dettachable (sp?) wang, he then proceeded to lose it and have to buy it back when he found it. can't remember the name of the band though

King Missile - Detachable Penis. They had another song about Martin Scorsese that was an absolute riot. Told in the first person who loves Scorsese's movies soooooo much that if he ever met him, he'd mutilate him (and this in a very descriptive fashion) so that he could show how much he loved his work. Classic.
Kevlanakia
03-01-2006, 07:17
Normally, I don't see any songs. Is that normal?
Lunatic Goofballs
03-01-2006, 07:21
Normally, I don't see any songs. Is that normal?

:eek: You're going tone-blind!!! :eek:
Kryozerkia
03-01-2006, 08:18
A song about various routing (not routed) protocols! :D
Sumamba Buwhan
03-01-2006, 08:32
The latest hit song here is actually about eating cookies while having an abortion performed at IKEA!
Kanabia
03-01-2006, 08:36
A song about various routing (not routed) protocols! :D

That would make a funny rap.

"TCP to the IP, motherfucka!!!"
Morassa
03-01-2006, 08:52
Jesus Hates muppits.
Free Misesians
03-01-2006, 08:54
a song about footy cleats
Kryozerkia
03-01-2006, 09:38
That would make a funny rap.

"TCP to the IP, motherfucka!!!"
Oh but of course.
Stone Bridges
03-01-2006, 10:32
Songs that outlines important bills in Congress!
Iownyouland
03-01-2006, 10:49
i heard a song about a guy with a dettachable (sp?) wang, he then proceeded to lose it and have to buy it back when he found it. can't remember the name of the band though

Detachable Penis by King Missile.

Good song.