Your Super-Hero Name
Neo Kervoskia
03-01-2006, 04:11
What's your super-hero name? Is it Fantastic Man?
Ginnoria
03-01-2006, 04:13
Is it Orgazmo?
How did you know??!?! :eek:
Cannot think of a name
03-01-2006, 04:13
http://www.geocities.com/marvel_oops/walrus/walrus.jpg
I was already a cut rate villian in the Marvel Universe...
Lunatic Goofballs
03-01-2006, 04:14
The Almighty. :cool:
Teh_pantless_hero
03-01-2006, 04:14
Captain Fantasmic.
Neo Kervoskia
03-01-2006, 04:15
How did you know??!?! :eek:
I think you're seeing things.
Antanjyl
03-01-2006, 04:17
Los Pantalones Misteriosos...
Lachenburg
03-01-2006, 04:19
That-guy-who-did-something man and his sidekick incredibly vague boy!
The Rock
http://resourcescommittee.house.gov/subcommittees/emr/usgsweb/photogallery/images/Rock%20Salt_jpg.jpg
TREMBLE BEFORE ME ALL YE EVILDOERS! FOR I AM A...NO...THE Rock!
Neo Kervoskia
03-01-2006, 04:20
That-guy-who-did-something man and his sidekick incredibly vague boy!
You mean Generic Man and Moderate Boy?
Superheroes. Pfft. Why should I stoop to such a level?
The Sutured Psyche
03-01-2006, 04:27
CrudeBear. My DNA would be mixed with that of an American Grizzly and I would have the supernatural power to distract my enemies by disgusting them with off-color comments. Also, I would not wear pants.
Peechland
03-01-2006, 04:27
Save the World Girl!
Cannot think of a name
03-01-2006, 04:27
When I wear my Onion shirt people always turn it into a superhero name that I'd probably adopt if for no other reason than to save myself the trouble of making a costume-
Area Man
Smunkeeville
03-01-2006, 04:30
Smunktastick the Holy Avenger!!!!!!!!
not really, I can't tell you my superhero name because it would blow my cover.
Lunatic Goofballs
03-01-2006, 04:30
Also, I would not wear pants.
What a coincidence, neither would I. :)
Silence and Nothing
03-01-2006, 04:31
I would be called "Delayed Reaction Girl"
"Delayed Reaction Girl! Little Timmy fell into a well! What are you going to do?"
"..."
"Delayed reac--"
"I'm off to go save Timmy!!!"
Cannot think of a name
03-01-2006, 04:38
I would be called "Delayed Reaction Girl"
"Delayed Reaction Girl! Little Timmy fell into a well! What are you going to do?"
"..."
"Delayed reac--"
"I'm off to go save Timmy!!!"
Quality
Lunatic Goofballs
03-01-2006, 04:39
Some more super-hero names:
Mud Man
SteelGroin.
The Roving Maniac.
Stealth Tackler
or
ChaosBringer.
Neo Kervoskia
03-01-2006, 04:43
ChaosBringer.
At first I thought that said ChaosBurger.
Lunatic Goofballs
03-01-2006, 04:44
At first I thought that said ChaosBurger.
That's pretty good too. Especially with blue cheese crumbles. Mmmm....
Democratic Colonies
03-01-2006, 05:09
Captain Croissant. I'd run around with some kind of wacky hat that looks like a croissant, and I'd have a Croissant Mobile that looks like a croissant, and has automatic croissant launchers and everything.
I'd totally kick ass.
Anti-Social Darwinism
03-01-2006, 07:26
Post-Menopausal Woman. I'd wear black, eat chocolate, and irritate everyone into submission.
Midwest Drifter, the killer nerd with no name...
[NS]Simonist
03-01-2006, 07:40
I think if I really had to be a superhero, I'd be Free Verse Poetry Girl. I wouldn't really have any cool powers or anything, but I'd stun my opponents into a trans-like state with my verbal prowess and deep meanings behind my rhythmic stylings and then my sidekick, Big Stupid Strong Guy can knock 'em out.
I know, I know. You all wish you were Free Verse Poetry Girl.
Simonist']I know, I know. You all wish you were Free Verse Poetry Girl.
Not really. I'd rather be :cool:
Morvonia
03-01-2006, 08:00
Little Fatso And His Man-tits Of Furry, Bounces To Action!
Gauthier
03-01-2006, 08:10
Smunktastick the Holy Avenger!!!!!!!!
So basically a Paladin of sufficient level can grab you by the hilt and wave you around.
The Can-Do Kid
- I wouldn't have any superpowers perse - other than extreme optimism and a tenacity that would allow me to do ANYTHING!
M3rcenaries
03-01-2006, 08:21
Im an inter-galactic mercenary so I need not have a super hero alter ego.
Gauthier
03-01-2006, 08:23
The Can-Do Kid
- I wouldn't have any superpowers perse - other than extreme optimism and a tenacity that would allow me to do ANYTHING!
As opposed to The Kandoo Kid, who has the power to potty train children and keep their bottoms clean.
:D
As opposed to The Kandoo Kid, who has the power to potty train children and keep their bottoms clean.
:D
I could do that too! I could do ANYTHING!
Lunatic Goofballs
03-01-2006, 08:29
I could do that too! I could do ANYTHING!
Or anybody!
Grainne Ni Malley
03-01-2006, 08:29
Super-sized tittie Woman to the rescue!
OR
Fix-your-own-damn-problems Woman.
[NS]Simonist
03-01-2006, 08:30
The Can-Do Kid
- I wouldn't have any superpowers perse - other than extreme optimism and a tenacity that would allow me to do ANYTHING!
And what would your weakness be? A half-empty glass? A big dark storm cloud with NO SILVER LINING TO SPEAK OF?!
I can imagine it now.....all down to your nemisis, Illimitable Killjoy and his/her sidekick Wet Blanket.
Gauthier
03-01-2006, 08:31
Simonist']And what would your weakness be? A half-empty glass? A big dark storm cloud with NO SILVER LINING TO SPEAK OF?!
The bane of a Can Do Attitude? Unemployment. What's there to do?
[NS]Simonist
03-01-2006, 08:33
The bane of a Can Do Attitude? Unemployment. What's there to do?
.....Jesus Christ, does THAT deserve a cookie.
http://www.lifeprint.com/asl101/images-signs/cookie.gif
Well done.
In case you don't get it:
It's sign language. For "cookie". I thought that may have been obvious, but if you're highlighting this I must say I'm disappointed.
Simonist']And what would your weakness be? A half-empty glass? A big dark storm cloud with NO SILVER LINING TO SPEAK OF?!
I can imagine it now.....all down to your nemisis, Illimitable Killjoy and his/her sidekick Wet Blanket.
My nemisess would go by the monicre: Disillusionment. His job would be to make all my hopes and dreams come tumbling down. Perhaps he'd have superpowers that he'd use to try to make my goals near impossible. Perhaps he'd suppliment that by saying things to lower my self esteem. But in the end my stick-to-itiveness would prevail, and his plans would fail - making him the disillusioned one..
Lunatic Goofballs
03-01-2006, 08:34
The bane of a Can Do Attitude? Unemployment. What's there to do?
The bane of a Can-Do attitude? Things that shouldn't be done:
Porcupine Wrestling.
The bane of a Can-Do attitude? Things that shouldn't be done:
Porcupine Wrestling.
True - no one should wrestle porcupine... but don't put it past me - never put it past the Can-Do Kid
Gauthier
03-01-2006, 08:37
My nemisess would go by the monicre: Disillusionment. His job would be to make all my hopes and dreams come tumbling down. Perhaps he'd have superpowers that he'd use to try to make my goals near impossible. Perhaps he'd suppliment that by saying things to lower my self esteem. But in the end my stick-to-itiveness would prevail, and his plans would fail - making him the disillusioned one..
In other words, your archnemesis is Eeyore.
[NS]Simonist
03-01-2006, 08:38
True - no one should wrestle porcupine... but don't put it past me - never put it past the Can-Do Kid
*puts it past you*
I.....I'm sorry! Your optimistic spirit and can-do attitude where overwhelming! I couldn't just NOT do it!
In other words, your archnemesis is Eeyore.
Everyone in the thousand-acre wood really should have hated eeyore. "Dammit eeyore! you're such a fuckin' buzz-kill!"
Lunatic Goofballs
03-01-2006, 08:45
True - no one should wrestle porcupine... but don't put it past me - never put it past the Can-Do Kid
Other things Can-do Kid shouldn't do:
Snot Cuisine.
Circumcisions while skydiving.
Wolverine Tickling.
Underwater Lamaze lessons.
10 meter platform diving into tar.
Hand Grenade Hot Potato.
:)
[NS]Simonist
03-01-2006, 08:48
Everyone in the thousand-acre wood really should have hated eeyore. "Dammit eeyore! you're such a fuckin' buzz-kill!"
Agreed. What Eeyore really could've used was a raging coke addiction.
Gauthier
03-01-2006, 09:05
Simonist']Agreed. What Eeyore really could've used was a raging coke addiction.
Ohhhhh I need another fix but the only time I can find snow in the Hundred Acre Woods is during Winter. And even if I can find some before then I probably can't afford the next hit anyways.
Psst... hey Eeyore. Looking to get some blow?
Ohhhhh what do I have to do now? I'm a donkey but if I have to be your mule then I suppose...
No no no... it's not that hard. All you have to do is help me score some... hunny.
Le Boeufe
03-01-2006, 09:07
Le Maitre de Poulet
I gaurd the streets of France from people who would steal croussants and the eiffle tower.
Gauthier
03-01-2006, 09:10
Le Maitre de Poulet
I gaurd the streets of France from people who would steal croussants and the eiffle tower.
Yet is easily distracted by corn scattered on the ground.
Yet is easily distracted by corn scattered on the ground.
Tru dat! Putain des poulets!
I assume the bloke isn't french tho, so I doubt he gets the pun in the word poulet. seeing as he misspelled croissant.
(poulet is also a slang word for police in france for those wondering)
Ohhhhh I need another fix but the only time I can find snow in the Hundred Acre Woods is during Winter. And even if I can find some before then I probably can't afford the next hit anyways.
Psst... hey Eeyore. Looking to get some blow?
Ohhhhh what do I have to do now? I'm a donkey but if I have to be your mule then I suppose...
No no no... it's not that hard. All you have to do is help me score some... hunny.
"When it snows in your nose, you catch a cold in your brain."
-George Clinton
Wildwolfden
03-01-2006, 10:59
What's your super-hero name? Is it Fantastic Man? how do you work it out
I was thinking of taking on the name of Captain Processed Wood (to show just how bored I am) or the Incredible Human Liquid (so I can finally get drunk again).
Amarnaiy
03-01-2006, 12:19
Frau Kartoffelnkopf. Hee hee! No, just kidding! Uhmn... Captain... Duck... Face... Captain Duck Face. Not really... Uhm... Uhhhhhhhmn.... Captain Duck Face... I like it! I would quack people to death.
Grainne Ni Malley
03-01-2006, 12:21
Frau Kartoffelnkopf. Hee hee! No, just kidding! Uhmn... Captain... Duck... Face... Captain Duck Face. Not really... Uhm... Uhhhhhhhmn.... Captain Duck Face... I like it! I would quack people to death.
Bad idea. What are you going to do when duck season comes around?
Wildwolfden
03-01-2006, 12:25
How does one work it out prey tell?
Kiwi-kiwi
03-01-2006, 16:44
I would be Pie the Almighty, with my sidekick the Giant Carnivorous Kiwi of DOOM! I would distract my enemies with delicious pie-scents and then the kiwi (of DOOM) would sneak up from behind and devour them. Wahahahaha!
The Tribes Of Longton
03-01-2006, 16:57
THE AMORPHOUS BLOB!!!
Superhero skillz include
1. Being amorphous, to blend in anywhere and be inconspicuous.
EXAMPLE:
"Hey Bob, great job robbing that bank just now. Your wife must be proud. Pregnant with triplets and you're her only source of income."
*sirens*
"Quick Bob, let's hide behind this Amorphous Blob!"
*Amorphous Blob inhumes the duo, saving the world once again*
2. Being a blob, to generally get in the way.
EXAMPLE:
"Doktor Von Schtrippenwaffengefahrlichtnemisch! We need to make our escape from the US Navy Seals! Quick, to the submarine!"
*The amorphous blob blocks the submarine entrance. And possibly eats the evil pair. The END.*
See? Infallible.
Wildwolfden
03-01-2006, 17:02
How does one work it out prey tell?
Well?
Grainne Ni Malley
03-01-2006, 17:04
Well?
Just what are you asking exactly? Work what out?
The Tribes Of Longton
03-01-2006, 17:06
Well?
OK, for the slower ones.
YOU MAKE IT UP
Just what are you asking exactly? Work what out?I think he wants a method to deduce his superhero name, or a superhero name generator; not realizing there is nothing to work out, and everything to make up.
Wildwolfden
03-01-2006, 17:15
Just what are you asking exactly? Work what out?
the hero name what systum you use ?
The Tribes Of Longton
03-01-2006, 17:16
OK, for the slower ones.
YOU MAKE IT UP
In case you missed it...
Wildwolfden
03-01-2006, 17:17
right if I use my street name and pets name it would be BullYardMuffin
Fetus Murder
03-01-2006, 18:41
I'd be the Buffet Goer of Doom! Eating buffets out of business five trays at a time.
Or something less stupid and more cool. I think that this one would give me a set back or two somewhere down the line...
[NS]Simonist
03-01-2006, 18:51
right if I use my street name and pets name it would be BullYardMuffin
But of course if you did that, you'd be screwed with a much less interesting Super Hero name than the rest of us, who flippantly gave "The System" the finger and made up our own.
So says Free Verse Poetry Girl (next time I'll actually do it as free verse poetry, what'll you do then, punk?!)