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Jesus saves

Cabra West
02-01-2006, 13:20
I just know that this thread will be considered spam, but what the hell. I just had to share this one:

http://www.comics.com/comics/brevity/archive/images/brevity2005112211230.jpg
Harlesburg
02-01-2006, 13:22
Jesus saves but George Nelson withdraws.
Kazcaper
02-01-2006, 13:24
It took me a second to work it out...very clever! Lol.
Cabra West
02-01-2006, 13:24
Jesus saves but George Nelson withdraws.

*lol
Murderous maniacs
02-01-2006, 13:25
jesus saves, takes 1/2 damage
jesus saves, passes to moses, scores
Kanabia
02-01-2006, 13:59
http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/9498/jesus38qs.jpg
Potaria
02-01-2006, 14:01
-snip-

I would fight alongside Jesus in glorious battle. We would be unstoppable!
Kanabia
02-01-2006, 14:04
I would fight alongside Jesus in glorious battle. We would be unstoppable!

He *is* unstoppable. Fear his holy smite!
Potaria
02-01-2006, 14:07
He *is* unstoppable. Fear his holy smite!

Holy Smite can't destroy my Guilded Nipple Armor of the Whale!
German Nightmare
02-01-2006, 15:47
Holy Smite can't destroy my Guilded Nipple Armor of the Whale!
*Divine Intervention renders your armor usesell*
*Holy Smite has full effect again*
I Love Oranges
02-01-2006, 15:50
HOW DARE YOU MOCK THE MESSIAH???

in such a hilarious manner :D
Potaria
02-01-2006, 15:52
*Divine Intervention renders your armor usesell*
*Holy Smite has full effect again*

Oh, so I can sell it now! No thanks. Itz da besht nippal armer evar.
Cabra West
02-01-2006, 15:52
HOW DARE YOU MOCK THE MESSIAH???

in such a hilarious manner :D

I've been watching out this whole afternoon. But so far, no bolts of lightning and no Spanish Inquisition turned up.

(They may not have made it past the reception, though ;) )
Eruantalon
02-01-2006, 15:57
I just know that this thread will be considered spam, but what the hell. I just had to share this one:

http://www.comics.com/comics/brevity/archive/images/brevity2005112211230.jpg
lol!

http://www.dieu.net/Sean/SeanMedia/JesusSaves.gif

You can trust Jesus Saves. (http://www.nyu.edu/classes/siva/archives/jesusbank2.jpg)

http://www.sportshollywood.com/images/jesus.jpg
I Love Oranges
02-01-2006, 16:02
I've been watching out this whole afternoon. But so far, no bolts of lightning and no Spanish Inquisition turned up.

(They may not have made it past the reception, though ;) )

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise!... Surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency! Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope... Our four... no... Amongst our weapons... Hmf... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surpr... I'll come in again
Cabra West
02-01-2006, 16:10
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise!... Surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency! Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope... Our four... no... Amongst our weapons... Hmf... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surpr... I'll come in again

Don't forget to bring the comfy chair and the soft cushion to poke me with...
Or the toast rack, whichever is handier ;)
Neo Kervoskia
02-01-2006, 16:12
Jesus saves, but Moses invests!
I V Stalin
02-01-2006, 16:12
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise!... Surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency! Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope... Our four... no... Amongst our weapons... Hmf... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surpr... I'll come in again
Trouble at mill?
I V Stalin
02-01-2006, 16:13
Jesus saves, but Moses invests!
Ah, but Buddha gambles on the stock market.
Randomlittleisland
02-01-2006, 16:16
Ah, but Buddha gambles on the stock market.

Confucious say, he who extorts global powers using nukes will never be short of money.
I V Stalin
02-01-2006, 16:17
Confucious say, he who extorts global powers using nukes will never be short of money.
Confucious also say, man who go through airport turstile sideways, going to Bangkok.
Furthermore, woman's charm like spider's web. Leads to flies undoing.
Randomlittleisland
02-01-2006, 16:19
Confucious also say, man who go through airport turstile sideways, going to Bangkok.
Furthermore, woman's charm like spider's web. Leads to flies undoing.

:p
German Nightmare
02-01-2006, 16:23
Oh, so I can sell it now! No thanks. Itz da besht nippal armer evar.
Oops. The spelling-devil paid me a visit! http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/evillol.gif
German Nightmare
02-01-2006, 16:26
Confucious say, house with lusty loof usually has a moist basement!
I Love Oranges
02-01-2006, 16:31
Trouble at mill?

yup, one on't cross beams has gone owt askew on't treddle