NationStates Jolt Archive


Hey, kids, it's a brainstorm session!

Ponesryche
02-01-2006, 12:14
Alright, I'm going to ask all of you, the many brilliant minds of NationStates to assist me in creating... *drumroll* a name. But not just any name, oh no. A band name. A band name for the soon to be greatest heavy metal, thrash and shred band ever.

Because, you know what - I'm flat out of ideas.
Helioterra
02-01-2006, 12:15
Turma
Damor
02-01-2006, 12:16
Again? Somebody started a thread for a band name just a while ago, go steal some names from there..

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=461222
Kanabia
02-01-2006, 12:16
Semen Peanut
Randomlittleisland
02-01-2006, 13:23
Red Herring
Jeruselem
02-01-2006, 13:42
Noise Pollution Redux
I V Stalin
02-01-2006, 13:43
http://www.bandnamemaker.com/d/
Let's all have fun again
PaulJeekistan
02-01-2006, 17:48
Christ Punchers.
Little Suzy's First Fuck
Candy and the other Whores

**DrumRoll**
Charm School Dropouts
Lesser Russia
02-01-2006, 17:52
The Placebo Effect
Neo Kervoskia
02-01-2006, 17:54
The Shitheads
Mongolian Rush
Brainstorm
The Fly-By-Nights (if that's not already taken. I honestly can't remember)
Nicky and Awesomes
Fruit and Gingerroot
02-01-2006, 17:59
:cool: The Verticle Turtles
The Nazz
02-01-2006, 17:59
The Osmonds.
Teh Popez0r
02-01-2006, 18:00
Two Spoonfuls of Doom
Helioterra
02-01-2006, 18:01
Or something like The Dark Overlords of Chutlu
The Nazz
02-01-2006, 18:03
Or something like The Dark Overlords of Chutlu
That's what I said--the Osmonds. :D
The Emperor Fenix
02-01-2006, 18:07
Benjy and the octogons...

...

Why not ?
Neo Kervoskia
02-01-2006, 18:16
Flaming Tao
Pulcifer
02-01-2006, 18:23
Tubular Luggage

The Sex AK-47s

Gonareah and The Disco Ducks

Pink Janice

The Pink Floyd

Jesus Christ and the John Cleese Mousekiteer Folk Loving Mormon Eating Morris Dancing Band
Cahnt
02-01-2006, 18:27
Percy Winterbottom and the Snowflakes.
Nureonia
02-01-2006, 18:32
Radiant Hexagon
Cahnt
02-01-2006, 18:34
The Traditional Jazz Quartet.
The Emperor Fenix
02-01-2006, 18:36
Bi Cuspid Overdose and the Those Society
Revasser
02-01-2006, 18:43
Nothing that begins with "The". It is a fact that the vast majority of bands whose names are "The <something>" suck. So avoid that unless you want your band doomed to sucktitude before it even takes off.
Cahnt
02-01-2006, 19:13
Nothing that begins with "The". It is a fact that the vast majority of bands whose names are "The <something>" suck. So avoid that unless you want your band doomed to sucktitude before it even takes off.
The Buzzcocks
The Smiths
The Jesus And Mary Chain
Siouxsie and the Banshees
The Cure
The Monkeywrench
The Birthday Party
The The
The Clash
The Pretty Things
The Kinks

all vastly inferior to Limp Biscuit or Staind...
Kryozerkia
02-01-2006, 19:25
Smiley Face Revolution
Singin' Pengy Sensation +1
Weaseling Weasels
Weasel's Wascally Wide
Ellis Dee
Fleckenstein
02-01-2006, 19:43
Tainted Meat
Homicidal Camel
Demonic Standard
Hardcore Trout
Brainstorm
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

http://winxers.tripod.com/art/fan/ejw_mmbb.jpg

up, up, and awayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
up, up, and awayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
up, up, and . . . oh i give up.
Revasser
02-01-2006, 19:47
The Buzzcocks
The Smiths
The Jesus And Mary Chain
Siouxsie and the Banshees
The Cure
The Monkeywrench
The Birthday Party
The The
The Clash
The Pretty Things
The Kinks

all vastly inferior to Limp Biscuit or Staind...

Those that I've heard from that list, I do not like. Thus, they suck. And I'm going to go ahead and assume that the rest suck too. Why? Because I'm an arrogant, elitist shit. :p
People without names
02-01-2006, 20:03
arrogant mouse traps
Teh_pantless_hero
02-01-2006, 20:10
Frosty and the Snowmen..?
Ifreann
02-01-2006, 20:37
Jesus and the 12 Apostles.


What do you mean it's already taken?!
ProMonkians
02-01-2006, 20:38
Either
A) Outer-Mongolian Sandwich
or
B) How Beige Was My Jacket?
The Doors Corporation
02-01-2006, 20:45
3 Archaic Ninjas
Luna Amore
02-01-2006, 20:52
Nothing that begins with "The". It is a fact that the vast majority of bands whose names are "The <something>" suck. So avoid that unless you want your band doomed to sucktitude before it even takes off.
The Beatles
The Beach Boys
The Rolling Stones
The Doors
The Mothers of Invention
The Wings
The Birds
The Emperor Fenix
02-01-2006, 21:06
lets not forget The Unicorns...

...

You've all forgotten The Unicorns havn't you.
Highly Evolved Evil
02-01-2006, 21:16
Some Guys and a Guitar
Some Guys and a Guitar and Someone's Girlfriend on the Drums
No, Really, We're a Rock Band
All The Good Ones Were Taken
Loud Noisy B*st*rds
Zymogen
German Nightmare
02-01-2006, 21:31
Cleavage Furrow.
Kanabia
03-01-2006, 06:16
Bloody Necrophilia?
Sarkhaan
03-01-2006, 06:27
Those that I've heard from that list, I do not like. Thus, they suck. And I'm going to go ahead and assume that the rest suck too. Why? Because I'm an arrogant, elitist shit. :p
Theres your band name.
Midget potatoes
03-01-2006, 07:03
panty christ :D
get it? its sounds like anti christ but its not
yeah it sucks, but i have my fun
Underage Hotties
03-01-2006, 07:19
Glass Nugget

Skid

Drive-by Blanks

Rust
Underage Hotties
03-01-2006, 07:21
Cheese Wizards
Theoretical Physicists
03-01-2006, 07:27
Stainless Shrapnell
Kanabia
03-01-2006, 07:29
Cannibal Fetus?

Oooh!

Aborted Fetus.
Lunatic Goofballs
03-01-2006, 07:38
Chessboxing
Burning Sensation
The Xylophones and Zebrawang.
Jiggling Cellulite.
Whimpering Jesuses and the Splinter.


Or...

Mianus. (It's an actual town in Connecticut.)

Your first album can be called: Sounds From Mianus.

Followed by:

Leaving Mianus.
More about Mianus.
Mianus Unplugged
Mianus Pollutes.
Probing Mianus.
etc....

:D
M3rcenaries
03-01-2006, 08:31
Innuendo Uniform
BackwoodsSquatches
03-01-2006, 10:19
10-gallon Jesus.