NationStates Jolt Archive

Alright, I'm going to ask all of you, the many brilliant minds of NationStates to assist me in creating... *drumroll* a name. But not just any name, oh no. A band name. A band name for the soon to be greatest heavy metal, thrash and shred band ever.

Because, you know what - I'm flat out of ideas.

Turma

Again? Somebody started a thread for a band name just a while ago, go steal some names from there..

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=461222

Semen Peanut

Red Herring

Noise Pollution Redux

http://www.bandnamemaker.com/d/
Let's all have fun again

Christ Punchers.
Little Suzy's First Fuck
Candy and the other Whores

**DrumRoll**
Charm School Dropouts

The Placebo Effect

The Shitheads
Mongolian Rush
Brainstorm
The Fly-By-Nights (if that's not already taken. I honestly can't remember)
Nicky and Awesomes

:cool: The Verticle Turtles

The Osmonds.

Two Spoonfuls of Doom

Or something like The Dark Overlords of Chutlu

Or something like The Dark Overlords of Chutlu
That's what I said--the Osmonds. :D

Benjy and the octogons...

...

Why not ?

Flaming Tao

Tubular Luggage

The Sex AK-47s

Gonareah and The Disco Ducks

Pink Janice

The Pink Floyd

Jesus Christ and the John Cleese Mousekiteer Folk Loving Mormon Eating Morris Dancing Band

Percy Winterbottom and the Snowflakes.

Radiant Hexagon

The Traditional Jazz Quartet.

Bi Cuspid Overdose and the Those Society

Nothing that begins with "The". It is a fact that the vast majority of bands whose names are "The <something>" suck. So avoid that unless you want your band doomed to sucktitude before it even takes off.

Nothing that begins with "The". It is a fact that the vast majority of bands whose names are "The <something>" suck. So avoid that unless you want your band doomed to sucktitude before it even takes off.
The Buzzcocks
The Smiths
The Jesus And Mary Chain
Siouxsie and the Banshees
The Cure
The Monkeywrench
The Birthday Party
The The
The Clash
The Pretty Things
The Kinks

all vastly inferior to Limp Biscuit or Staind...

Smiley Face Revolution
Singin' Pengy Sensation +1
Weaseling Weasels
Weasel's Wascally Wide
Ellis Dee

Tainted Meat
Homicidal Camel
Demonic Standard
Hardcore Trout
Brainstorm
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

http://winxers.tripod.com/art/fan/ejw_mmbb.jpg

up, up, and awayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
up, up, and awayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
up, up, and . . . oh i give up.

The Buzzcocks
The Smiths
The Jesus And Mary Chain
Siouxsie and the Banshees
The Cure
The Monkeywrench
The Birthday Party
The The
The Clash
The Pretty Things
The Kinks

all vastly inferior to Limp Biscuit or Staind...

Those that I've heard from that list, I do not like. Thus, they suck. And I'm going to go ahead and assume that the rest suck too. Why? Because I'm an arrogant, elitist shit. :p

arrogant mouse traps

Frosty and the Snowmen..?

Jesus and the 12 Apostles.


What do you mean it's already taken?!

Either
A) Outer-Mongolian Sandwich
or
B) How Beige Was My Jacket?

3 Archaic Ninjas

Nothing that begins with "The". It is a fact that the vast majority of bands whose names are "The <something>" suck. So avoid that unless you want your band doomed to sucktitude before it even takes off.
The Beatles
The Beach Boys
The Rolling Stones
The Doors
The Mothers of Invention
The Wings
The Birds

lets not forget The Unicorns...

...

You've all forgotten The Unicorns havn't you.

Some Guys and a Guitar
Some Guys and a Guitar and Someone's Girlfriend on the Drums
No, Really, We're a Rock Band
All The Good Ones Were Taken
Loud Noisy B*st*rds
Zymogen

Cleavage Furrow.

Bloody Necrophilia?

Those that I've heard from that list, I do not like. Thus, they suck. And I'm going to go ahead and assume that the rest suck too. Why? Because I'm an arrogant, elitist shit. :p
Theres your band name.

panty christ :D
get it? its sounds like anti christ but its not
yeah it sucks, but i have my fun

Glass Nugget

Skid

Drive-by Blanks

Rust

Cheese Wizards

Stainless Shrapnell

Cannibal Fetus?

Oooh!

Aborted Fetus.

Chessboxing
Burning Sensation
The Xylophones and Zebrawang.
Jiggling Cellulite.
Whimpering Jesuses and the Splinter.


Or...

Mianus. (It's an actual town in Connecticut.)

Your first album can be called: Sounds From Mianus.

Followed by:

Leaving Mianus.
More about Mianus.
Mianus Unplugged
Mianus Pollutes.
Probing Mianus.
etc....

:D

Innuendo Uniform

10-gallon Jesus.