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See thread title.

And yes, this is just opening the door for all trollers to show off their sub-standard wit.

I like them sltightly chubby and with character... everything else depends on the situation, I think.

Btw, both men and women ;)

I like women with two legs, two arms, a head and a vagina, as well as a functional nervous system and internal organs. Boobies are preferred.

I like my women like I like my coffee...

...cold, bitter, and murky!

:p

good sense of humour, nice, but not sickly nice, bit chubby, quite short but still tall enough that i can wear my heels and still be shorter than him, dark hair, bright blue eyes, however i'm really not that picky and would settle for anyone that's interested and not a complete weirdo at the moment

I like my women like I like my coffee...

...cold, bitter, and murky!

:p

Wow, didn't see a comparsion between women and coffee coming. :rolleyes:

not a complete weirdo

*cries*

:p

with chocolate saus and whipped cream ;)

Retrosexual. Lying on the sofa watching football and drinking beer. oh no, that's me.

Long hair, taller than me, slim, intelligent, Does something artsy (e.g. music, paintings, what ever) and is interested in world issues. Likes animals, likes to travel. Prefers quality over quantity. etc etc

Wow, didn't see a comparsion between women and coffee coming. :rolleyes:

*raises hand*

They both leave stains when you are trying to make them and accidentally spill the ingredients onto the floor.

*raises hand*

They both leave stains when you are trying to make them and accidentally spill the ingredients onto the floor.

That kind of post = this! (http://banned.ytmnd.com/) :rolleyes:

*raises hand*

They both leave stains when you are trying to make them and accidentally spill the ingredients onto the floor.

No... no I won't enquire about the "ingredients"...

That kind of post = this! (http://banned.ytmnd.com/) :rolleyes:

No it doesn't. I've lasted for over two years posting drivel like that, sonny. *shakes cane at you*

Wow, didn't see a comparsion between women and coffee coming. :rolleyes:

Wow, didn't see some sarcastic comment regarding my post coming. :rolleyes:

:D
Nice to see I'm not the only one in a cranky mood this morning

Slim, no tan. Preferred (but no precondition) are blue eyes and light hair colour. Rather shorter than longer hair, but that's not really important. Much more important is straight hair, I don't really like perm, locks, braids or stuff like that.
I'm also not much of a butt or boob person, I prefer normal sizes rather than too big ones.
A nice sense of humour and pervertedness are a good plus :D

Well I like mostly brunettes and ginger hairs women blue or brown eyes, I like some blondes. I like females to be to be fairly slim, with ample breasts but not too big, sence of humor, funny, caring and talkative.

I like women to provoke an inexplicable response in me that makes me rather be around her than not. Beyond that is just dressing. I mean, it's a person, not a car. "Hmmm...that's nice, but does it come in a red head?"

Now that I've smugly laid out my little act of 'superiority' complex...

As eye candy goes...actually it might be easier to list what I don't like. Chicks are hot, dammit. They almost have to go out of their way to not be hot. They pretty much have to have a Paris Hilton attitude to not be hot, fuck I hate that chick. First against the wall when the revolution comes...

i like my women the same way i like my matzo - unleavened (thank you hebrew hammer)
on a serious note, i have no huge preference either way, most women have something cool about them

From this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=438599) thread, my description is here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9475981&postcount=52). (We've had this subject a million times...)

Or, in short, Huw! :fluffle: :p

*cries*

:p
haha *points and laughs*
oh wait... *looks at self* bah :(


heh well i like women with a good SOH, who'll put up with my weirdness (;)), intelligent, and preferably blonde, cute-looking and relatively short-ish. also lurve really long hair on ladies... plus bright eyes and a pretty smile go a long way.
(= amy :fluffle: :D )

dead.

haha *points and laughs*
oh wait... *looks at self* bah :(

heh well i like women with a good SOH, who'll put up with my weirdness (;)), intelligent, and preferably blonde, cute-looking and relatively short-ish. also lurve really long hair on ladies... plus bright eyes and a pretty smile go a long way.
(= amy :fluffle: :D )
Put up with? I think you mean adore *nods* and also, you know, be ever so slightly weird herself....:p

Put up with? I think you mean adore *nods* and also, you know, be ever so slightly weird herself....:p
well of course, weird people are generally far more amusing than normal people :D

corpses don't talk back.

corpses don't talk back.
yeah, but they give pretty dodgy blowjobs :p

Well, I'm fine with that, I went to the hospital and had a couple of lower ribs removed the other month.

I like geeky/nerdy looking men, tall with glasses. However, personality is much more important. They have to be demonstrably intelligent or I'm just not interested. Capable of intellectual, deep and meaningful conversation, but with the ability to enjoy being silly and puerile as well. A good sense of humour is a subjective thing, but I like like men with true wit that enjoy dark and/or sarcastic humour.

In short, if he's weird, dark and clever, I'm happy. And my partner is all of these things and more, so things are good ;)

Well, I'm fine with that, I went to the hospital and had a couple of lower ribs removed the other month.
and what are you doing with them now? mmm... bbq ribs :D

I like geeky/nerdy looking men, tall with glasses. However, personality is much more important. They have to be demonstrably intelligent or I'm just not interested. Capable of deep and meaningful conversation, but with the ability to enjoy being silly and puerile as well. A good sense of humour is a subjective thing, but I like like men with true wit that enjoy dark and/or sarcastic humour.

In short, if he's weird, dark and clever, I'm happy. And my partner is all of these things and more, so things are good ;)
damn that last sentence, i would be buying a plane ticket if it wasn't there

well of course, weird people are generally far more amusing than normal people :D
:p Exactly! Weird conversations are far more interesting. Also, the scientists in your stomach can join in *nods*

I like geeky/nerdy looking men, tall with glasses. However, personality is much more important. They have to be demonstrably intelligent or I'm just not interested. Capable of deep and meaningful conversation, but with the ability to enjoy being silly and puerile as well. A good sense of humour is a subjective thing, but I like like men with true wit that enjoy dark and/or sarcastic humour.

In short, if he's weird, dark and clever, I'm happy. And my partner is all of these things and more, so things are good ;)
Krhm. He's mine. MINE!!! keep your hands off!

(you just described my partner)

Put up with? I think you mean adore *nods* and also, you know, be ever so slightly weird herself....:p
thats right i do :fluffle: the weridness ;)
*coughcrazyladycough* :p

damn that last sentence, i would be buying a plane ticket if it wasn't thereLOL, sorry :p

Krhm. He's mine. MINE!!! keep your hands off!Not backing down that easily - I'll fight you for him!!! :D

It's really great to see so many people thinking 'weird' is good - in everyday life, I only see that among my closest friends. Aquaintances and random people seem to have this idea that you must to fit in with every societal trend going or you're an intimidating freak. Twats :rolleyes:

thats right i do :fluffle: the weridness ;)
*coughcrazyladycough* :p
you disrespect weirdness by spelling it incorrectly! :eek: but you gave it a fluffle so... :p
pft, you're equally as crazy ... but I love it! and you love my crazyness, so it all works out ;) :fluffle:

and what are you doing with them now? mmm... bbq ribs :D

I threw them away. I don't keep old body parts. What do you think I am, crazy?

you disrespect weirdness by spelling it incorrectly! :eek: but you gave it a fluffle so... :p
pft, you're equally as crazy ... but I love it! and you love my crazyness, so it all works out ;) :fluffle:
bah i can't spell! :(
but it makes sense doesn't it - we're both crazy, and we love each other for it *nods*
the scientists in your stomach say there's an 100% chance of insane greatness with us :fluffle:

bah i can't spell! :(
but it makes sense doesn't it - we're both crazy, and we love each other for it *nods*
the scientists in your stomach say there's an 100% chance of insane greatness with us :fluffle:
I was just joking... :fluffle: I'm crazy, remember? ;)
it makes sense?! noooo.... :p
ah, but yes, the scientists must be right *nods* :fluffle:

good sense of humour, nice, but not sickly nice, bit chubby, quite short but still tall enough that i can wear my heels and still be shorter than him, dark hair, bright blue eyes, however i'm really not that picky and would settle for anyone that's interested and not a complete weirdo at the moment
i remembered something else, the accent, i dig irish, posh southern english people, Texans and Aussies, other accents too but thos are my faves, and also, a guy in a nice suit and tie and wearing glasses may cause me tto orgasm on the spot

Overeasy.

<Looks at number of replies.> Hmm, I wouldn't have thought women/men would be all that popular, but I was wrong.

(Two for the price of one, folks.)

Would you like a list of positions?:p

ah, but yes, the scientists must be right *nods* :fluffle:
they always are ;)

and i thought of something else to add to my list: sharing. i want to be able to share.... pretty much everything with my SO/ideal woman (and i do! amazing amy lives up to her name again *fluffles*)
gotta get to work in a mo tho, so i won't tell you/say hi on msn or it'll be another hour before i actually get going :P
edit:
:fluffle: love you

they always are ;)

and i thought of something else to add to my list: sharing. i want to be able to share.... pretty much everything with my SO/ideal woman (and i do! amazing amy lives up to her name again *fluffles*)
gotta get to work in a mo tho, so i won't tell you/say hi on msn or it'll be another hour before i actually get going :P
edit:
:fluffle: love you
I think I must have included that in my uber long post in the thread I linked, heh, but if not - I agree :) both sharing in the sense of total openness, and also being able to share experiences/the future with each other :) *fluffles*
okedoke - I know you'd rather "get going" *wink* but I really should let you work, hehe- I'm a good influence, honest! :P
:fluffle: love you too :-)

I think I must have included that in my uber long post in the thread I linked, heh, but if not - I agree :) both sharing in the sense of total openness, and also being able to share experiences/the future with each other :) *fluffles*
okedoke - I know you'd rather "get going" *wink* but I really should let you work, hehe- I'm a good influence, honest! :P
:fluffle: love you too :-)
thats right... quite so. my ideal girl would be willing to work for, and want, a 'proper' (long term) relationship... be in it for the long haul... not just 'some sex' or a short fling. its idealistic i know, but there you go (more hoorays for amy then! ;-) )
yes i would rather get going with you *wink* but i'll be in trouble if i don't work. boo! but at least i can surrupticiously post here while working at least (hopefully keep you *cough* interested)

The ideal female would be a gourmet slut that doesn't mind me going off with the boys for a multitude of beer.

See thread title.

And yes, this is just opening the door for all trollers to show off their sub-standard wit.
Dead. There's nothing quite like crackin' open a cold one after a long day.

Seriously, I prefer them to be female, confident, not very materialistic (don't expect me to pay for everything), nearly as tall as me, and with long dark hair.

The only big no-no physically is near-anorexic skinnyness.

The ideal female would be a gourmet slut that doesn't mind me going off with the boys for a multitude of beer.
What, if I may ask, is a "gourmet slut"?

Dead. There's nothing quite like crackin' open a cold one after a long day.

Seriously, I prefer them to be female, confident, not very materialistic (don't expect me to pay for everything), nearly as tall as me, and with long dark hair.

The only big no-no physically is near-anorexic skinnyness.

*sigh* and we could've been so good together:p

Really ?

A Gourmet Chef in the kitchen
A Slut in all rooms.

A Gourmet Chef in the kitchen
A Slut in all rooms.So no sex on the kitchen table then?

Women, women, women! SIGH! :)

Over the years, I have developed rather specific likes and dislikes when it comes to the fair sex:

1. Intellect. Women who can place one intellectual foot in front of the other are a definite turn-on; women who can't aren't.

2. Personality. Women who can be both strong and gentle are the best. "Warrior-women" with a soft side for both children and their significant other ( when it's appropriate ) are always to be preferred. It helps greatly when they're in love with life and love living it to the max. A bit of fiesty doesn't hurt either. :D

3. Physical attributes. Women who don't take care of themselves need not apply. Over 5'9" is preferable, with an attractive face and figure being definite pluses. Long, thick, black hair and blue eyes are totally awesome, but not "gotta haves."

Overall, woman is the epitome of creation. When she's confident of who she is and where she's going, and has all the capabilities and equipment necessary to get her there, she exemplifies the very best of humankind and of nature itself; a force to be reckoned with indeed.

Long hair, taller than me, slim, intelligent, Does something artsy (e.g. music, paintings, what ever) and is interested in world issues. Likes animals, likes to travel. Prefers quality over quantity. etc etc

I hope that you're somewhere around 6 feet tall...

Women, women, women! SIGH! :)

father jack? is that you?

more water!! ;)

Reading the thread it surprised me to see that some people even have preferences for the politics of their partner! I find that so funny, or maybe sad. I don't care what her politics are, as long as she is able to discuss them intelligently and is not too dogmatic about it.

Dead. There's nothing quite like crackin' open a cold one after a long day.

Seriously, I prefer them to be female, confident, not very materialistic (don't expect me to pay for everything), nearly as tall as me, and with long dark hair.

The only big no-no physically is near-anorexic skinnyness.

*sigh* and we could've been so good together:p
And it's not just the freeloading! It's also the shortness! And the silly hats! And although I haven't inspected closely, your breasts may be outrageously too big. (mods if this is banworthy, give some warning!)

Overall, woman is the epitome of creation. When she's confident of who she is and where she's going, and has all the capabilities and equipment necessary to get her there, she exemplifies the very best of humankind and of nature itself; a force to be reckoned with indeed.
I'm sorry, but I've never seen such lickspittle-ism... this is verbal cunnilingus if ever I saw it. You sicken me. :D

Reading the thread it surprised me to see that some people even have preferences for the politics of their partner! I find that so funny, or maybe sad. I don't care what her politics are, as long as she is able to discuss them intelligently and is not too dogmatic about it.


And it's not just the freeloading! It's also the shortness! And the silly hats! And although I haven't inspected closely, your breasts may be outrageously too big. (mods if this is banworthy, give some warning!)

being short rocks! my hats are cool, and I need big breasts because i have big hips and a big arse so they are in fact in proportion to my body, I'm just uber curvy (which imo isn't a bad thing) http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/sleep.gif

being short rocks! my hats are cool, and I need big breasts because i have big hips and a big arse so they are in fact in proportion to my body, I'm just uber curvy (which imo isn't a bad thing) http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/sleep.gif

Don't listen to him, sweety. We all know better :fluffle:

Don't listen to him, sweety. We all know better :fluffle:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

i like the ladies about 2 inches shorted than me, fair bit of meat on them, no really skinny ones it scares me (might break them or something), erm must be up for a laugh, that about it! o must be female.

father jack? is that you?

more water!! ;)
ROFLMAO! Ahhhhh, shaddup!
http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/9025/smileytroutsmack9bd.gif (http://imageshack.us)

being short rocks! my hats are cool, and I need big breasts because i have big hips and a big arse so they are in fact in proportion to my body, I'm just uber curvy (which imo isn't a bad thing) http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/sleep.gif
Most certainly is not a bad thing hunny!! ;)

I'm sorry, but I've never seen such lickspittle-ism... this is verbal cunnilingus if ever I saw it. You sicken me. :D
Well, you're right about one thing, anyway ... you definitely are "sorry!"
http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/9025/smileytroutsmack9bd.gif (http://imageshack.us)

ROFLMAO! Ahhhhh, shaddup!
http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/9025/smileytroutsmack9bd.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Shh... I think the correct line is "FECK OFF!" ;)

I'm just uber curvy (which imo isn't a bad thing) http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/sleep.gif
Oh, hell no! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Shh... I think the correct line is "FECK OFF!" ;)

"Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker!" isn't so bad, either.

>.>

See thread title.

And yes, this is just opening the door for all trollers to show off their sub-standard wit.
I like 'em short, (5'2), a wee bit on the chubby side, big breasts, and gothic (mmmm, pale white skin with black all over makes me horny, sort of :fluffle: :D )

EDIT: And they have to be nice!!!! Horniness is a definite plus. ;) :D

lol, I don't know what I want!
Physically, they should be taller than me (I'm 5'10, 6'2 in heels, you can bet I'm insecure), I like red hair a lot, blonde is nice too, Green or blue eyes, and a really cool accent doesn't hurt!
Personaity wise, I want someone smarter than me, funny, but not annoying funny more sarcastic funny. They have too have good manners, I hate when people have bad manners, they have to be able to out drink me (can't be with a lightweight), and they can't make fun of my cooking.

Smarter than me, funny, witty, able to debate both sides of an issue well, tall, strong, fuzzy........wait I just described my husband.......:D

Shh... I think the correct line is "FECK OFF!" ;)
Oh yeah. Sorry about that. [ looks at PM ] Feck off, you uber-twit! :D

So far, nobody turned out to be after short, chubby, redhaired girls with more books than clothes at home.

And people wonder why I get depressed now and then....

;)

Oh yeah. Sorry about that. [ looks at PM ] Feck off, you uber-twit! :D

And another lesson in Hiberno-English from little Miss Know-it-all: It's not twit, it's eejit ;)

Smarter than me, funny, witty, able to debate both sides of an issue well, tall, strong, fuzzy........wait I just described my husband.......:D
"Fuzzy?" Do you by any chance mean "hirsute?" :eek:

So far, nobody turned out to be after short, chubby, redhaired girls with more books than clothes at home.

And people wonder why I get depressed now and then....

;)
Hey, my husband married me, and I was short, chubby, with red hair when we met, I did have to sell all my books to pay rent though, and my only clothes to speak of at the time was my prom dress, my work uniform, and a dress to wear to funerals, weddings and church. ;)

And another lesson in Hiberno-English from little Miss Know-it-all: It's not twit, it's eejit ;)
Heh! They can ban ya for that, you know! :D

So far, nobody turned out to be after short, chubby, redhaired girls with more books than clothes at home.

And people wonder why I get depressed now and then....

;)
Darlin', for you I'll be more than willing to make uber-concessions! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

So far, nobody turned out to be after short, chubby, redhaired girls with more books than clothes at home.

And people wonder why I get depressed now and then....

;)

Well I am all about books

Heh! They can ban ya for that, you know! :D

For wisecracking? Lemme guess... you already made that experience? ;)

"Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker!" isn't so bad, either.

>.>
:eek:

So far, nobody turned out to be after short, chubby, redhaired girls with more books than clothes at home.
ya single? :D

oo! i found him! this is what my ideal guy looks like:

http://img500.imageshack.us/img500/639/13yo1.jpg

now if only he were real :(

"Fuzzy?" Do you by any chance mean "hirsute?" :eek:
I don't trust a man without chest hair. :p

Seriously though, I can remember before I met my husband not dating guys that were "fuzzy" I even dated a guy who shaved his legs (for swimming) and I was quite fine with that, but now I can't stand a hairless guy. I think maybe it's because my husband is so fuzzy. I am not sure. I find myself less interested in the body builder types now, because they wax everything off, they just look too "girly" to me now.

ya single? :D

Maybe I should have mentioned my age as well... ;)
Yes, quite single.

For wisecracking? Lemme guess... you already made that experience? ;)
Um ... three times. :headbang:

oo! i found him! this is what my ideal guy looks like:
<snip>

now if only he were real :(


I LOVE that tongue :D

I LOVE that tongue :D
that's the most imortant part :p

being short rocks! my hats are cool
Let's agree to disagree.

and I need big breasts because i have big hips and a big arse so they are in fact in proportion to my body, I'm just uber curvy (which imo isn't a bad thing)
Again, I would really require a closer inspection to attain any sort of certain position on this matter. Curvy is good though. Very good. :-p

So far, nobody turned out to be after short, chubby, redhaired girls with more books than clothes at home.

Funny, many guys' (often incl. mine) eyes glaze over at the mention of red hair. Perhaps your demographic isn't high-profile enough to get mentioned in posts.

Not having a lot of clothes can be good. ;)

I likes my women same as I likes my lawsuits; big, settled quickly, and legal.

I don't trust a man without chest hair. :p

Seriously though, I can remember before I met my husband not dating guys that were "fuzzy" I even dated a guy who shaved his legs (for swimming) and I was quite fine with that, but now I can't stand a hairless guy. I think maybe it's because my husband is so fuzzy. I am not sure. I find myself less interested in the body builder types now, because they wax everything off, they just look too "girly" to me now.
I've noticed that the female preference for "smooth and hairless" changes radically as women reach a degree of maturity, thank goodness! I don't have hair on my back, but down the front is another story entirely. :D

Maybe I should have mentioned my age as well... ;)
Yes, quite single.
Don't worry, I LIKE older women! :fluffle: ;) :D

thats right... quite so. my ideal girl would be willing to work for, and want, a 'proper' (long term) relationship... be in it for the long haul... not just 'some sex' or a short fling.
...but still want lots of sex, right? ;) :p long term, loving, caring relationship + lots of kinky sex = the best of all worlds! hehe :D :fluffle: yay maths

and I'm always interested - come on, you should know that by now *wink* :P

that's the most imortant part :p

No, the most important part doesn't really show in the picture. But the tongue is a very close second. :D

I likes my women same as I likes my lawsuits; big, settled quickly, and legal.
LOL! Man, there's something wrong with you! :D

Pink in the middle. ;)

Pink in the middle. ;)
You naughty, poster, you.

I've noticed that the female preference for "smooth and hairless" changes radically as women reach a degree of maturity, thank goodness! I don't have hair on my back, but down the front is another story entirely. :D
my husband has hair on his back, on his toes, on his legs, just about everywhere. His testosterone level is like 2 times higher than normal though. He can shave in the morning and have a 5 o'clock shadow by like noon. He can grow a full beard in about 7 days.

I've noticed that the female preference for "smooth and hairless" changes radically as women reach a degree of maturity, thank goodness! I don't have hair on my back, but down the front is another story entirely. :D
I must have matured early.
I'm in my teens and body hair = hot... *ponders*

my husband has hair on his back, on his toes, on his legs, just about everywhere. His testosterone level is like 2 times higher than normal though. He can shave in the morning and have a 5 o'clock shadow by like noon. He can grow a full beard in about 7 days.

Ah jeez, my dad's best friend is like that. The man has to shave like three times a day to keep a clean face.

No, the most important part doesn't really show in the picture. But the tongue is a very close second. :D
haha! that's true, but i can't really show that on a South Park character so the tongue and the fact he's a musician (=good with hands) will have to do for now

Funny, many guys' (often incl. mine) eyes glaze over at the mention of red hair. Perhaps your demographic isn't high-profile enough to get mentioned in posts.

Not having a lot of clothes can be good. ;)

I think it's the "chubby" bit that most people are uncomfortable with ;)

I've got plenty of clothes, but I have at least 3 times as many books.
Some of my clothes aren't much fabric, though :D

my husband has hair on his back, on his toes, on his legs, just about everywhere. His testosterone level is like 2 times higher than normal though. He can shave in the morning and have a 5 o'clock shadow by like noon. He can grow a full beard in about 7 days.

He's not a man.

You married a Sasquatch ! :eek:

my husband has hair on his back, on his toes, on his legs, just about everywhere. His testosterone level is like 2 times higher than normal though. He can shave in the morning and have a 5 o'clock shadow by like noon. He can grow a full beard in about 7 days.
"Real savage-like." Lucky you, eh? :D

He's not a man.

You married a Sasquatch ! :eek:
probably. :p

I must have matured early.
I'm in my teens and body hair = hot... *ponders*
I knew there was some reason I liked you! :D

haha! that's true, but i can't really show that on a South Park character so the tongue and the fact he's a musician (=good with hands) will have to do for now
Heh! Besides, if you showed that, he would prolly be tickling his own chin! :D

LOL! Man, there's something wrong with you! :D
I like to settle both at the same time. Call me what you will.

I think it's the "chubby" bit that most people are uncomfortable with ;)
I suppose it would depend on what you mean by chubby. Women think they are fat when they are chubby and most of the time when they think they are chubby they are really just not rail thin.

Most of the men I know prefer a girl with a little meat, the anoerexic look disgusts them, and they are willing to over look a little extra weight for a girl that is fun to be around. ;)

I don't know though, I am a chubby chick, maybe people just tell me that.:(

I must have matured early.
I'm in my teens and body hair = hot...
I have very little hair :(

I like to settle both at the same time. Call me what you will.
It's just that mentioning women and lawsuits in the same breath gives me a case of hives! Heh!

I suppose it would depend on what you mean by chubby. Women think they are fat when they are chubby and most of the time when they think they are chubby they are really just not rail thin.

Most of the men I know prefer a girl with a little meat, the anoerexic look disgusts them, and they are willing to over look a little extra weight for a girl that is fun to be around. ;)

I don't know though, I am a chubby chick, maybe people just tell me that.:(

Either you're wrong, or else I'm not much fun to be around ;)

I think it's the "chubby" bit that most people are uncomfortable with ;)
I don't think I am, for the most part..

It's just that mentioning women and lawsuits in the same breath gives me a case of hives! Heh!

What, you didn't immediately fantasise about the sexy female lawyer in the tight blouse and the really short skirt, slowly taking of those glasses.... ?

Either you're wrong, or else I'm not much fun to be around ;)
Somehow that just does not compute where you're concerned!

I don't think I am, for the most part..

Yay! :fluffle:

What, you didn't immediately fantasise about the sexy female lawyer in the tight blouse and the really short skirt, slowly taking of those glasses.... ?
No. I fantasized about community property laws and being unable to afford more than one meal a day! Heh!

I don't think I am, for the most part..
I agree. Comfort is infinitely preferrable to speed. :D

I have very little hair :(
I'm just one person. Everyone likes different things. You will find someone who is perfect for you, it can just take some time.

Anyway, I'm all Huw's ;)

Either you're wrong, or else I'm not much fun to be around ;)
maybe you haven't found anyone worthy of you yet. I had a lot of bad dates before I met my husband, really really bad dates. Sometimes it takes a while to find someone that is right for you, and if you are intelligent, funny, and have standards then it takes a while longer than someone who is pretty but dumb, or smart but so desperate that they will put up with anything. ;)

Hmm....men, taller than me (though that's not hard, I'm 4"11"), longer hair, preferably a shade of brown, blue eyes, with a few muscles (he has to be able to pick me up ;)), and a certain other place being large is a definite plus, but not a deal-breaker.

Women, near the same height, up to about 5'4", 5'5", long hair, no color preference, blue eyes, nice legs, nice boobies.

Both sexes, intelligence (I can't be with anyone less intelligent than me), a sense of humor, and being able to play an instrument very well is another plus. I don't mind a little chubby, love handles are awesome. :fluffle: Oh, and mucho horniness is a must. :D

Damn you and your chickens of doom! I mean... Sorry... I'm a bit still on a sugar high from Saturday night.

Women: At least two inches shorter than me (which, at the current time, means 5'5''), they must be really nice, funny, and able to deal with it when I get upset. Which, if with my sisters for more than an hour, happens. Can't be all preppy types... Otherwise they will face my wrath. Has to have a decent artistic skill, because I live for the arts. Must be able to deal with my father in situations like this:
Me: Hey dad, this is Brianrietta.
Dad: (opera-style) Hello, Brianrietta!!! -walks to the attic singing about split pea soup-
Chubby girls with freckles are adorable. I like dark hair, which is neat and well kept, but that's not a must. I like it long enough that I can play with it. Can't have once gone out with my cousins... >_< Can't BE my cousin. (Though that's a given, and my only male cousin is 13. I think.)

Men: At least two inches TALLER than me (which, at the current time, means 5'9''), they must be really nice, funny, and able to deal with it when I get upset. Which, if with my sisters for more than an hour, happens. Can't be all preppy types... Otherwise they will face my wrath. Has to have a decent artistic skill, because I live for the arts. Must be able to deal with my father in situations like this:
Me: Hey dad, this is George-o-Bob.
Dad: (opera-style) Hello, George-o-Bob!!! -walks to the attic singing about split pea soup-
I like dark hair, which is neat and well kept, but that's not a must. I like it long enough that I can play with it. Can't have once gone out with my cousins... >_< Can't BE my cousin. (Though that's a given.)

Yay! :fluffle:
If only you were here in Minnesota.... :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :D

If only you were here in Minnesota.... :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :D

I think it would be better if you were over here in Ireland ;) :fluffle:

Why not meet in the middle ;)

I think it would be better if you were over here in Ireland ;) :fluffle:
I don't have the money. :(

Plus, i'm quite a bit lazy.

(but not TOO lazy. In fact, here's something I posted in another forum: http://www.shatters.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8598 :) )

Why not meet in the middle ;)

The Azores?

Why not meet in the middle ;)
Of the Atlanic Ocean?

I don't have the money. :(

Plus, i'm quite a bit lazy.

(but not TOO lazy. In fact, here's something I posted in another forum: http://www.shatters.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8598 :) )

Wow.... this one's beautiful:

http://img422.imageshack.us/img422/9492/tourofpsccenv120gu.th.jpg

And I like the comet

I don't have the money. :(

Plus, i'm quite a bit lazy.

(but not TOO lazy. In fact, here's something I posted in another forum: http://www.shatters.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8598 :) )
It's gorgeous... :eek: They're all gorgeous. What program did you use?

Wow.... this one's beautiful:

http://img422.imageshack.us/img422/9492/tourofpsccenv120gu.th.jpg

And I like the comet
thanks :)

The planet you just displayed? that's actually one of a few planets named after my biggest NS crush, Bitchkitten. But in all honesty though, that planet's texture was really some one else's texture (i mentioned something like that at the top of that post)

It's gorgeous... :eek: They're all gorgeous. What program did you use?
Celestia. it's in my sig.

Again, I would really require a closer inspection to attain any sort of certain position on this matter. Curvy is good though. Very good. :-p

ok, just for you, to prove i have the hips to match the boobs: http://img275.imageshack.us/img275/12/1112mr.png (i hate this pic, i look like such a poser :()

ok, just for you, to prove i have the hips to match the boobs: http://img275.imageshack.us/img275/12/1112mr.png (i hate this pic, i look like such a poser :()
Too much pink and purple.

Too much pink and purple.
i didn't decorate the room (if i had there would just be too much pink and no purple)

And I like the comet
Speaking of comets, I took a pic of one from the international space station, using an older version of Celestia, and noticed that someone with a particularly dirty mind (such as me ;) ), would notice the position and angle of it all....

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/6278/cometrising6cp.jpg

yeah, I'm a perv. :D :fluffle: :D

ok, just for you, to prove i have the hips to match the boobs: http://img275.imageshack.us/img275/12/1112mr.png (i hate this pic, i look like such a poser :()

Wow....very nice Tink! :fluffle:

ok, just for you, to prove i have the hips to match the boobs: http://img275.imageshack.us/img275/12/1112mr.png (i hate this pic, i look like such a poser :()
OMG!!! *heart attack*

I can't choose between you and Cabra West!!! it's too much for me!!! :fluffle: :eek: :D

Speaking of comets, I took a pic of one from the international space station, using an older version of Celestia, and noticed that someone with a particularly dirty mind (such as me ;) ), would notice the position and angle of it all....

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/6278/cometrising6cp.jpg

yeah, I'm a perv. :D :fluffle: :D
Yeah you are... :D You should meet a friend of mine though.

Speaking of comets, I took a pic of one from the international space station, using an older version of Celestia, and noticed that someone with a particularly dirty mind (such as me ;) ), would notice the position and angle of it all....

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/6278/cometrising6cp.jpg

yeah, I'm a perv. :D :fluffle: :D

hehe....i noticed....though, tis kinda small compared to the size of the planet from which it is...extending :D

hehe....i noticed....though, tis kinda small compared to the size of the planet from which it is...extending :D
Protruding?

Protruding?

sure! :D either way, tis a bit small ;)

I must have matured early.
I'm in my teens and body hair = hot... *ponders*
hmm i'm not too hairy :(

on top

hmm i'm not too hairy :(
You have the long thick brown hair (which is superior to all other types of hair) and facial hair though ;) mmmm... *ponders* :fluffle:
and really, I'm so horny and have so many turn-ons, it would be impossible to fulfil them all, heh :P you do a pretty good job though *ponders more*

You have the long thick brown hair (which is superior to all other types of hair) and facial hair though ;) mmmm... *ponders* :fluffle:
and really, I'm so horny and have so many turn-ons, it would be impossible to fulfil them all, heh :P you do a pretty good job though *ponders more*
well thats ok then ;)
and i shall do my best!... i want that list damnit! ;-)
ooh and i think i see an email...

well thats ok then ;)
and i shall do my best!... i want that list damnit! ;-)
ooh and i think i see an email...
;) *pondering sigh* (it makes sense dammit!)
hahaha, you can find them out as we go along... more fun (for me (and you, really)) that way :P
tis just a silly one about fears... :-/

I ENVY you two!!!!! :gundge: :headbang:

*goes wallflowering in the corner*

Honest and Courageous. So yep I'm single!

I ENVY you two!!!!! :gundge: :headbang:

*goes wallflowering in the corner*
Don't wallflower! Hang out with me, and we can own them! :boogie: :sing: Ain't a pretty-boy toy, I'll rock you steady, rough and ready!

;) *pondering sigh* (it makes sense dammit!)
hahaha, you can find them out as we go along... more fun (for me (and you, really)) that way :P
tis just a silly one about fears... :-/
makes sense to me *pondering nod* ;)
and i know that (sounds like fun!) i just want to know now too ;-)

makes sense to me *pondering nod* ;)
and i know that (sounds like fun!) i just want to know now too ;-)
good good *just generally ponders* :p
haha, if you ask me about specific things I will tell you... but listing them would be waaaay to easy on you :P

TPE - I've been nice to you, offered support, given advice in the past, but if you're just going to get angry and make me feel bad for finally being happy, should I bother?
*hugs* you'll find happiness, but in the meantime, acting like this towards people who you're jealous of is going to do the exact opposite of what you want and push people away

good good *just generally ponders* :p
haha, if you ask me about specific things I will tell you... but listing them would be waaaay to easy on you :P

TPE - I've been nice to you, offered support, given advice in the past, but if you're just going to get angry and make me feel bad for finally being happy, should I bother?
*hugs* you'll find happiness, but in the meantime, acting like this towards people who you're jealous of is going to do the exact opposite of what you want and push people away
sowwy :(

TPE - I've been nice to you, offered support, given advice in the past, but if you're just going to get angry and make me feel bad for finally being happy, should I bother?
*hugs* you'll find happiness, but in the meantime, acting like this towards people who you're jealous of is going to do the exact opposite of what you want and push people away
You know, TPE, she's right... :(

sowwy :(
apology accepted. I don't want to make you feel worse - just help you get a better attitude so you can find what you want in life :)

On a slightly brighter note; anyone got any great food left over from Saturday night?

Nah, I'm just fucking wit'cha. Gotta love Mark the Chef!

apology accepted. I don't want to make you feel worse - just help you get a better attitude so you can find what you want in life :)
Thanks. :)

How come when you toast bread it gets hard? >< Hey, did you guys know that the only difference between chlorofyll (butchered the spelling.) and hemoglobi(e?)n is that hemoglobe(i?)n has an iron thing instead of the thing that chlorofyll has? Or maybe chlorophyll is the thing that plants have that humans replaced with iron...

Thanks. :)
she's great isn't she? :fluffle:
*glitziness cracks whip* ;-)

she's great isn't she? :fluffle:
*glitziness cracks whip* ;-)
Yeah... :puts on Strong Bad's hit single 'You're So Stupid, but there's Nobody Cute Around" and lights a few candles: :D

she's great isn't she? :fluffle:
*glitziness cracks whip* ;-)
:) *is all smiley again* nowhere near as great as you :fluffle: edit: and that was before the email! *superhugs* you really are fantastic
do I really need a whip to make you say I'm great?! *is insulted* :P hehe, just means I will need to use my whip.... *shakes head regretfully* mwahahaha

How come when you toast bread it gets hard? >< Hey, did you guys know that the only difference between chlorofyll (butchered the spelling.) and hemoglobi(e?)n is that hemoglobe(i?)n has an iron thing instead of the thing that chlorofyll has? Or maybe chlorophyll is the thing that plants have that humans replaced with iron...
.................?

I like women that are Christian, conservative and not wanting to do things before marriage.

I like women that are Christian, conservative and not wanting to do things before marriage.
:glomps and sits on lap: I forgot that!

.................?
I have nothing to do.

I like women that are Christian, conservative and not wanting to do things before marriage.So you want them frigid enough to keep your beer cold? ;)

I have nothing to do.
*le sigh* join the club:(

So you want them frigid enough to keep your beer cold? ;)
I'm Christian, conservative, and don't like premarital sex. And me? Frigid?!

The only thing I'm not conservative about is homosexuality.

Shaken - not stirred. Thanks.

And on the rocks, btw, but NO GODDAMN' ICE IN THERE!


That's the the way I like them.

ok, just for you, to prove i have the hips to match the boobs: http://img275.imageshack.us/img275/12/1112mr.png (i hate this pic, i look like such a poser :()
Yeah I hate that pic as well. Your clothes are too black.

I can't choose between you and Cabra West!!! it's too much for me!!!
Maybe I can help you out with that problem, but at this point I'm going to need pictures of Cabra West.

hmm i'm not too hairy :(
jeez you don't have to get upset everytime she says something is attractive but you don't have it... in most cases it hardly matters. Point is, she is attracted to you.

I like women that are Christian, conservative and not wanting to do things before marriage.
So beyond that you have no other preferences? I know you're young... have you started to find girls attractive yet?

petite, confident, competitive, wonderful eyes, curves in all the right areas. and we are good.

Yeah I hate that pic as well. Your clothes are too black.

i know and i rarely even wear black normally

I like women that are Christian, conservative and not wanting to do things before marriage.

I always liked dark-skinned, short girls that are Christian and conservative, and willing to wait for the ring.

:) *is all smiley again* nowhere near as great as you :fluffle: edit: and that was before the email! *superhugs* you really are fantastic
do I really need a whip to make you say I'm great?! *is insulted* :P hehe, just means I will need to use my whip.... *shakes head regretfully* mwahahaha
yay! :fluffle: (RFT!)
got your reply. just finishing cooking tea now and then gonna eat it... yum.
i'll get on msn after that as soon as i can :-)
and :-o whip? mmmmm *ponders* (but you're not really shaking your head regretfully, are you... lol ;-) )


jeez you don't have to get upset everytime she says something is attractive but you don't have it... in most cases it hardly matters. Point is, she is attracted to you.

you may have misinterpreted my level of upset-ness
its a sarcastic kind of being upset cos i know she won't care

Maybe I can help you out with that problem, but at this point I'm going to need pictures of Cabra West.
It was a joke, but here's her pics anyway:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9662524&postcount=7

yay! :fluffle: (RFT!)
got your reply. just finishing cooking tea now and then gonna eat it... yum.
i'll get on msn after that as soon as i can :-)
and :-o whip? mmmmm *ponders* (but you're not really shaking your head regretfully, are you... lol ;-) )
:fluffle:
okay - enjoy your tea! should be having tea soon myself...
you mentioned the whip first!! so really, the consequences are your fault :P
you may have misinterpreted my level of upset-ness
its a sarcastic kind of being upset cos i know she won't care
....and we both know that if he does a :( emoticon, my reponse automatically involves a :fluffle: so he'll use it as a joke ;)

I like my women freindly and my men to be patient and kind. And they have to be to put up with my crazy talk and sudden boughts of anger that let me tell you last days.

I've got a fragile temper and if you're not on the ball i get so proud and angry i wont let myself back down, but then i later i feel really ashamed and sorry and i try and make it up but i dunno know that it'd do any good for most people, but luckily my partner he seems to be very forgiving.

and they have to be tall ! cos i'm really tall and if theyre not just as tall it'd be really inconveiniant.

I always liked dark-skinned, short girls that are Christian and conservative, and willing to wait for the ring.

Being attracted to not being attracted is kind of weird in my book... but different folks have different views

welcome back, cabra :fluffle: :D

welcome back, cabra :fluffle: :D

*lol
I've been gone 4 hours and have been missed already? :fluffle:

*lol
I've been gone 4 hours and have been missed already? :fluffle:
It's been that long?! :eek:

I thought It was muuuuuuuuuuch longer. ;) :D :eek: :D :fluffle: :D

It's been that long?! :eek:

I thought It was muuuuuuuuuuch longer. ;) :D :eek: :D :fluffle: :D

Well, about enough time to finish work, get home, have dinner, draw a new picture for a friend, scan it, watch 2 documentaries on the History Channel, feed and cuddle the cat and have a short talk with my mom on the phone....

That kind of post = this! (http://banned.ytmnd.com/) :rolleyes:
Oh God, it's a YTMND link - must, resist, lowbrow humor!

Well, about enough time to finish work, get home, have dinner, draw a new picture for a friend, scan it, watch 2 documentaries on the History Channel, feed and cuddle the cat and have a short talk with my mom on the phone....
Can I cuddle with you? :fluffle: :D

I love cats. :D

Can I cuddle with you? :fluffle: :D

I love cats. :D

*picks up cat and puts her on the other side of the bed

Sure, c'mon in :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

*picks up cat and puts her on the other side of the bed

Sure, c'mon in :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
*gets into bed with cabra west*

finally!!! :fluffle: :D

*cuddles with the cat and with cabra*

http://www.mysanthropicasylum.net/material/misc/HPIM0007b.jpg

Everything I could hope to find in a woman and more, can only imagine how amazing she'll look once she loses the 50-60 lbs she wants to get rid of.

In order of importance:

Intelligent, Liberal/open-minded, completely faithful (to me), nerdy (yes, I like nerds!), humorous, truthful, forgiving, tall (~6 feet is ideal)...

I don't really care about looks, as long as she takes care of herself... Seems like high expectations, but I've found someone who fits. :D