Neo Kervoskia
02-01-2006, 03:58
When we last left little Nak Nook, he had just been held hostage. After a shoot-out with the police and several brutal killins, Nak Nook managed to acquire some "funding" and headed back to his quiet spot near his favourite tree in the school yeard.....
Nak Nook and the Ice Cream Man
Little Nak Nook walked down the street, turning his head every so often to see whether or not the police had figured out that the money from the robbery was missing. Luckily for him, he had taken the elderly robber's double-barrel, ten-gauge, shot gun. Complete with a box of twenty shells. With this information in mind, Nak Nook felt safe and began to calm down. He looked at his watch. He was late for lunch which would be over soon. There were no restaurants in the area. He held his stomach and looked for something to eat.
Then there was a sound. It was a soft bell sounding off in the distance. At first the tune was indistinguishable. But then as the mysterious sound near, Nak Nook noticed the familar tune. It was one of the songs that child molestors andke ice cream trucks play to attract young children to come to them. It was not a child molestor this time. Nak Nook approached the van as it began to stop. The ice cream man was a middle-aged fellow wearing a torn white shirt and his hand in his pants. Nak Nook observed the man-with-no-life and at first decided to walk away. But the sound of his stomach convienced him otherwise.
He walked up to the sign and pointed to a vanilla ice cream cone. The ice cream man took his hand out of his ass and reached into the ice cream and put a glob of it into a dixie cup and handed it to Nak Nook.
"That'll be $300.00 dollars, " the man said.
Nak Nook knew this was unfair so he handed him two dollars. "That's it? No money, no icecream..."at that moment he saw the bag of money in Nak Nook's hand. He grabbed it. Nak Nook was smarter than that and he stared at the man. He then pushed his six inch titanium claws int the man's veins and sliced them open. Then he injected nanobites which quickly burned away the man's flesh. Nak Nook then pissed gasoline and set the body on fire. Several kids approached wanting ice cream. With the evil ice cream man defated, Nak Nook gave the children some ice cream free of charge. The children smiled and NaK Nook gouged out their eyes and they ran happily home with their sweets. It was on that day that Nak Nook learned the value of sharing with others. :)
Nak Nook and the Ice Cream Man
Little Nak Nook walked down the street, turning his head every so often to see whether or not the police had figured out that the money from the robbery was missing. Luckily for him, he had taken the elderly robber's double-barrel, ten-gauge, shot gun. Complete with a box of twenty shells. With this information in mind, Nak Nook felt safe and began to calm down. He looked at his watch. He was late for lunch which would be over soon. There were no restaurants in the area. He held his stomach and looked for something to eat.
Then there was a sound. It was a soft bell sounding off in the distance. At first the tune was indistinguishable. But then as the mysterious sound near, Nak Nook noticed the familar tune. It was one of the songs that child molestors andke ice cream trucks play to attract young children to come to them. It was not a child molestor this time. Nak Nook approached the van as it began to stop. The ice cream man was a middle-aged fellow wearing a torn white shirt and his hand in his pants. Nak Nook observed the man-with-no-life and at first decided to walk away. But the sound of his stomach convienced him otherwise.
He walked up to the sign and pointed to a vanilla ice cream cone. The ice cream man took his hand out of his ass and reached into the ice cream and put a glob of it into a dixie cup and handed it to Nak Nook.
"That'll be $300.00 dollars, " the man said.
Nak Nook knew this was unfair so he handed him two dollars. "That's it? No money, no icecream..."at that moment he saw the bag of money in Nak Nook's hand. He grabbed it. Nak Nook was smarter than that and he stared at the man. He then pushed his six inch titanium claws int the man's veins and sliced them open. Then he injected nanobites which quickly burned away the man's flesh. Nak Nook then pissed gasoline and set the body on fire. Several kids approached wanting ice cream. With the evil ice cream man defated, Nak Nook gave the children some ice cream free of charge. The children smiled and NaK Nook gouged out their eyes and they ran happily home with their sweets. It was on that day that Nak Nook learned the value of sharing with others. :)