Homoerotic Sports Broadcasts?
The South Islands
02-01-2006, 03:00
"He got great penetration, and when he couldn't penetrate any further, he got himself up in the air."
Is is just me, or are alot of sports broadcasts somewhat homoerotic?
Neo Kervoskia
02-01-2006, 03:02
When they start describing in great length how someone was tackled, then possibly. But boys will be boys.
Stone Bridges
02-01-2006, 03:03
Only if you have some homoerotic feelings yourself.
Skaladora
02-01-2006, 03:03
"He got great penetration, and when he couldn't penetrate any further, he got himself up in the air."
Is is just me, or are alot of sports broadcasts somewhat homoerotic?
Let's face it, most professionnal sports *are* homoerotic to begin with.
There's something about a bunch of mucled, sweaty jocks getting all physical with each other... *dazes off*
Um, what was I saying? :p
Stone Bridges
02-01-2006, 03:04
I like women's volleyball, all of the jumping up and down, the bouncing....the shaking.....
The South Islands
02-01-2006, 03:05
I like women's volleyball, all of the jumping up and down, the bouncing....the shaking.....
Now that's pretty awesome, with the short shorts and all.
Like porno, only someone wins.
Skaladora
02-01-2006, 03:06
I like women's volleyball, all of the jumping up and down, the bouncing....the shaking.....
It's effing scandalous how scantily clad the women are compared to the men.
I'm all for gender equality: so either remove the shirts for the men's volleyball, or dress up the girls a bit.
I'm leaning more towards losing the shirt, I think it'd be win-win.
Super-power
02-01-2006, 03:06
I like women's volleyball, all of the jumping up and down, the bouncing....the shaking.....
Yea, well every1 loves that....^^
Gataway_Driver
02-01-2006, 03:07
"You know I fancy Freddie at the moment" Geoff Boycott about Andrew Flintoff
The South Islands
02-01-2006, 03:08
"You know I fancy Freddie at the moment" Geoff Boycott about Andrew Flintoff
*points*
See, it's across the pond, too.
Now that's pretty awesome, with the short shorts and all.
Like porno, only someone wins.
In porno, everybody wins!
In porno, everybody wins!
No, there are times when nobody wins...the "Horrors of Porn" taught me that.
Skaladora
02-01-2006, 03:12
No, there are times when nobody wins...the "Horrors of Porn" taught me that.
Now you've aroused my curiosity. Do go on.
The South Islands
02-01-2006, 03:12
In porno, everybody wins!
Indeed, Spoffin is wise and all knowing in pornography.
Now you've aroused my curiosity. Do go on.
Go to somethingawful.com and click on the "Horrors of Porn" section...and read it.
Skaladora
02-01-2006, 03:39
Go to somethingawful.com and click on the "Horrors of Porn" section...and read it.
Well, that was instructive. I wasn't aware the straight porn industry had hit such low standards.
Well, that was instructive. I wasn't aware the straight porn industry had hit such low standards.
It's Japan's fault...
Skaladora
02-01-2006, 03:47
It's Japan's fault...
Yes, those crazy Japanese were the ones who invented "crazy tentacle monster" sex, after all.
Yes, those crazy Japanese were the ones who invented "crazy tentacle monster" sex, after all.
Yeah, and all that hentai...we all know those girls aren't really 18!
The South Islands
02-01-2006, 03:51
Yeah, and all that hentai...we all know those girls aren't really 18!
More like 8.
Bodies Without Organs
02-01-2006, 03:52
*points*
See, it's across the pond, too.
"The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey"
Cannot think of a name
02-01-2006, 03:53
In college we watched this film called Tea and Sympathy that was based on a play about the difficulties of a gay student at a prep school-but since it was a code era film and people where all touchy all references of homosexuality where taken out. So in the movie the main character was austrisized because he liked to hang out with the one women, didn't want to wrestle in his shorts on the beach and (I'm not making this up) wasn't fond of the ritual where the freshman ran out of thier dorm rooms in the middle of the night while the upperclassmen ripped off thier pajamas. Which made the film some sort of mirror world where heterosexuals had difficulty in a largely homosexual world.
Seen through that light, yeah, sports like american football, wrestling and rugby do seem pretty homo-erotic.
More like 8.
That's the rule...it's like converting temperatures: subtract 10 and divide by two.
Dishonorable Scum
02-01-2006, 04:32
"He got great penetration, and when he couldn't penetrate any further, he got himself up in the air."
Is is just me, or are alot of sports broadcasts somewhat homoerotic?
Depends on who's penetrating whom, doesn't it?
My favorite quote along these lines: "He penetrated when he had to, and he pulled it out when he had to."
:p
The South Islands
02-01-2006, 04:38
That's the rule...it's like converting temperatures: subtract 10 and divide by two.
Wouldn't that make them, like, 4?
Gataway_Driver
02-01-2006, 05:02
"The bowlers Holding, the batsmans Willie"