NationStates Jolt Archive

After reading the If WWII Was an RTS joke, I decided to convert the American revolution to an RTS as well. Tell me if ya likey:

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3ng14nd: lolz we pwned france in the last game
Col0n157z: o rly?
3ng14nd: ya rly
Col0n157z: no wai!1! rofl
3ng14nd: shit shit this war focked my debt level up
3ng14nd: colonistz gimme $ im taxin u
Col0n157z: no d00d u h4x
Col0n157z: we're not payin ur stoopid tax
3ng14nd: fock this im sendin soldiers
3ng14nd: gimme tax or ill pwn the shit outta u
Col0n157z: no wai man - no taxat$on w/o representaion
3ng14nd: screw this im sendin troops 2 boston
Col0n157z: WTF
Col0n157z: u just killed 5 of my doodz!1
Col0n157z: bastard im endin our trade deal
3ng14nd: drink our t3a or else
Col0n157z: fock this is da last straw
Col0n157z: if my militias see ur doods walkin randomly ill shoot
3ng14nd: lololol like at lexington and concord?
Col0n157z: o ya well we pwn3d u @ bunker hill bitch
Col0n157z: even if we did lose lol
Col0n157z: screw dis we need to declare independence
3ng14nd: ahahah ur gonna need more than that weak declaration 2 beat me!1!!!1
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Col0n157z: o dood
Col0n157z: lafayette help us!1!!!
L4f4y3tt3: fock yea, after what 3ng14nd did 2 me in dat last game ill happily take em down for u
3ng14nd: shit shit im lagging how the fock will i beat france again?
L4f4y3tt3: o noes england im comin for u
3ng14nd: not w/o ticonderoga u wont
Col0n157z: damn u benedict arnold
Col0n157z: but we still have that fort
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3ng14nd: c0rnw4llis get in there and show em who's boss
c0rnw4llis: lol dumb colonists
c0rnw4llis: o fock
c0rnw4llis: the trapped me @ yorktown
3ng14nd: GODDAMIT WE LOST >:-(
Col0n157z: yesssss we wiiiiiiiin!11!!1 stfu england we pwned u!
*fin*

Now that's the pwnt. lmao.

Lol.

:D

Whoever invented l33t $p33k needs to die. Painfully.

:D

Whoever invented l33t $p33k needs to die. Painfully.

The hell is l33t $p33k?

:D

Whoever invented l33t $p33k needs to die. Painfully.

With a sharpened lava lamp.

Whoever invented l33t $p33k needs to die. Painfully.
Yeah - it took me longer to read that than a book on the revolution. :-)

The hell is l33t $p33k?
If you mean 'What the hell is l33t $p33k", then I can answer your question. If you don't, then ignore what follows. :) It's 'leet speak', where for writing you use numbers and symbols instead of the appropriate letters.

Really smart, funny, and creative parody!! I like it.

Heh. Not quite as good as the WWII RTS, but still funny.

Quite a sophisticated game there, if it has debt and taxation. Sounds more like Europa Universalis than Age of Empires (a series which I have little respect for).

Quite a sophisticated game there, if it has debt and taxation. Sounds more like Europa Universalis than Age of Empires (a series which I have little respect for).

little respect for which one? EU or AOE? I like both.

someone forgot the ending.
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fr4nc3: y0 l3ts h4v3 $0m3 p33c3 d00d
3ng14nd: f1n3 b10t(h3z
Col0n157z: h3y 3ng14nd, $3p4r4t3 p33c3?
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Col0n157z: 3ng14nd, p33c3?
3ng14nd: f1n3 b0t w3 k33p tr8d1g r1ght?
Col0n157z: y3ah. w3 g3t m1$$1$$1pp1 r1v3r b0und4ry
3ng14nd: 0k.
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fr4nc3: wh4t w4s th4t 4 f0ckt4rdz!
Col0n157z: n0th1ng b0t w3 h4v3 p33c3 w/0 u
fr4nc3: h3y! b4ck$t4bb3rz
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fr4nc3: d4mn!
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Treaty of Paris

little respect for which one? EU or AOE? I like both.

someone forgot the ending.
*fr4nc3 has joined the game*
fr4nc3: y0 l3ts h4v3 $0m3 p33c3 d00d
3ng14nd: f1n3 b10t(h3z
Col0n157z: h3y 3ng14nd, $3p4r4t3 p33c3?
*fr4nc3 has been booted*
Col0n157z: 3ng14nd, p33c3?
3ng14nd: f1n3 b0t w3 k33p tr8d1g r1ght?
Col0n157z: y3ah. w3 g3t m1$$1$$1pp1 r1v3r b0und4ry
3ng14nd: 0k.
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fr4nc3: wh4t w4s th4t 4 f0ckt4rdz!
Col0n157z: n0th1ng b0t w3 h4v3 p33c3 w/0 u
fr4nc3: h3y! b4ck$t4bb3rz
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fr4nc3: d4mn!
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Treaty of Paris

I understood it apart from '3ng14nd: f1n3 b10t(h3z', please enlighten me.:)

I understood it apart from '3ng14nd: f1n3 b10t(h3z', please enlighten me.:)
England: Fine, biotches. (or 'Fine, bitches').

Was the WWII version that one with Tojo, Truman and Stalin? Truman no00ked Tojo?

EDIT: Most amusing though. :D

England: Fine, biotches. (or 'Fine, bitches').

I am indebted to you. *bows*