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Ok well i was thinking (i know bad idea) and well i thought just how modest are people on here, and then i thought god how sexy people are on here (TINK ;) ) and this made me think why not have a poll to see how sexy you all think you are, only bout yourselves please...

1. Tom Cruise level: damn fine, can't get any better than this.
2. Hot: nice body.
3. Average: ok body.
4. Below average: out of shape.
5. Ozzy Osbourne, cant get more wrinkled, or puny.

(same test for the ladies but just change the name of Tom Cruise to whoever (e.g. Angelina Jolie, Christina Ricci, Tink...) and Ozzy Osbourne to whoever (same idea))

lets see who is modest about there looks shall we.

I'm sexier than Jenna Jameson on an acid trip.

hehe, thanks:fluffle:



i'd say 3

hehe, thanks:fluffle:



i'd say 3


Bullshit! You're at least a 7.77364!

Bullshit! You're at least a 7.77364!
silly boy, stop looking at that mirror:rolleyes:


and you have tg!

Bullshit! You're at least a 7.77364!
erm dude 5 is the lowest on this scale so far... erm i think you mean like 0.00000001 which would be very beautiful...
@tink :fluffle:

erm dude 5 is the lowest on this scale so far... erm i think you mean like 0.00000001 which would be very beautiful...
@tink :fluffle:
no, he meant 7.77364


and thanks (again):fluffle:

Hmm. Based on your criterion, I'd have to rate myself as a 3.5 or so - but sexiness is far more than how you look. I may be past my prime and have a love handle or two these days, but being sexy is far more about your attitude than anything else.

I can steam it up with the best of 'em, and I bet I know a few tricks that you haven't come across yet. ;)

Hmm. Based on your criterion, I'd have to rate myself as a 3.5 or so - but sexiness is far more than how you look. I may be past my prime and have a love handle or two these days, but being sexy is far more about your attitude than anything else.

I can steam it up with the best of 'em, and I bet I know a few tricks that you haven't come across yet. ;)
love handles makes a person!! and ofcourse i aint come across them yet, im a little boy :(

OH and i say im a 3.9 or 4 i smell...

are we going by how sexy I think I am
how sexy my husband thinks I am
or how sexy the general public thinks I am?

because all three are very different...........

are we going by how sexy I think I am
how sexy my husband thinks I am
or how sexy the general public thinks I am?

because all three are very different...........
how sexy you think you are!

Hmm. Based on your criterion, I'd have to rate myself as a 3.5 or so - but sexiness is far more than how you look. I may be past my prime and have a love handle or two these days, but being sexy is far more about your attitude than anything else.

I can steam it up with the best of 'em, and I bet I know a few tricks that you haven't come across yet. ;)

Ewwww! A dirty old dude!

....

Actually, dirty old dudes are hot! :fluffle:

hmmm.....i'd rate myself a 3, but the ppl who've seen me naked would say 1...so i'll put it at a 2

me, I;m a 3.5

4.5ish for me :(

bout the same for me ^

I've got myself pegged at 2.5

Given the criteria as listed, 3 or 4 - I am pretty overweight. However, on a 1 - 5 rating without the criteria suggested, I'd say 2. I'm fat, yeah, but so what? I think I look pretty good, and anyway, as Didjawannanotherbeer said, sexiness/attractiveness is much more about attitude than looks and body shape.

how sexy you think you are!
oh then 2;)

4. out of shape (read: fatass), but i don't think i'm that bad looking face-wize... so if i lost some weight (maybe 3 stone) and shaped up a bit i could be alright :)

edit: hell, fass said i was hot :p ;)
and amy does often! yay! :P

4. out of shape (read: fatass), but i don't think i'm that bad looking face-wize... so if i lost some weight (maybe 3 stone) and shaped up a bit i could be alright :)

edit: hell, fass said i was hot :p ;)
and amy does often! yay! :P
well feel free to post a pic and i can judge if ya want ;)

Id say about 3 ish.

About 3ish. Can vary between 2 and 4 really.

4. out of shape (read: fatass), but i don't think i'm that bad looking face-wize... so if i lost some weight (maybe 3 stone) and shaped up a bit i could be alright :)
pft.. you already look more than "alright" :fluffle:

mhn between 2 and 3 I'd say....
ok.... in the morning it's a 5 :D

About 3ish. Can vary between 2 and 4 really.


pft.. you already look more than "alright" :fluffle:
ok i definately want to see pics now...

Ok well i was thinking (i know bad idea) and well i thought just how modest are people on here, and then i thought god how sexy people are on here (TINK ;) ) and this made me think why not have a poll to see how sexy you all think you are, only bout yourselves please...

1. Tom Cruise level: damn fine, can't get any better than this.
2. Hot: nice body.
3. Average: ok body.
4. Below average: out of shape.
5. Ozzy Osbourne, cant get more wrinkled, or puny.

(same test for the ladies but just change the name of Tom Cruise to whoever (e.g. Angelina Jolie, Christina Ricci, Tink...) and Ozzy Osbourne to whoever (same idea))

lets see who is modest about there looks shall we.
I'd say I'm easily a 2.

I may not be a Tom Cruise level, porn star bodied sex symbol, but at least I've got personnality to go with my sexy body. That gets noticed.

Ewwww! A dirty old dude!

....

Actually, dirty old dudes are hot! :fluffle:

Actually, I'm a dirty old tart. ;) I keep my hair long just for my hubby. :fluffle:

About 3ish. Can vary between 2 and 4 really.

is that with or without glasses ;) :p
:fluffle: (sorry about tonight - you have email goodies...or will do shortly)

ok i definately want to see pics now...

hah well there are many on the profiles page here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9662924&postcount=28)
though i have to say my favourite one of myself (not on that page) is this one *cough (http://www.hlj.me.uk/PM05.jpg)*

be nice ;)

Not to totally self-love here, but I'd actually say 2 or so. God blessed me with pretty good skin, good hair (curly or straight), and I've been working myself hard enough that even the 20 lbs I've gained since getting sick last year isnt' really making much of a difference (pretty sure it's mostly muscle conversions now....but when I first got sick and gained it I was pretty depressed).

However, early in the morning....like, the first ten minutes I'm awake.....I'd say I'm more of a 3.5 or 4, when you take my scowls and attitude into consideration.

I'd give myself around 2 (hooray for incessant training). I've been told I fit into the 1 category though.

I'm a 5, I think.

I'm far too skinny to be "sexy".

Even if I weren't, I'd still be pretty...average...for other reasons.

I'm far too skinny to be "sexy".

Even if I weren't, I'd still be pretty...average...for other reasons.
the evilness makes you at least a 2! and i think oyu are teh sexy!

the evilness makes you at least a 2! and i think oyu are teh sexy!

I appreciate that :fluffle: but it's worthy to note that I do hide behind a lo-res webcam...

I appreciate that :fluffle: but it's worthy to note that I do hide behind a lo-res webcam...
:fluffle: there's still the evilness

and quit trying to destroy my fantasies!

:fluffle: there's still the evilness

and quit trying to destroy my fantasies!

Okay, okay. Maybe i'm wrong, and i'm hot stuff :p

Better? :D

Somewhere between a 2 and a 3, perhaps a low 2. I've had a couple stalkers the past year, from both sexes unfortunately.

I just checked in the bathroom mirror...

Is there anything below 5? Think just a little less sexy than Mother Theresa...

Okay, okay. Maybe i'm wrong, and i'm hot stuff :p

Better? :D
much! :D

I just checked in the bathroom mirror...

Is there anything below 5? Think just a little less sexy than Mother Theresa...

Margaret Thatcher?

Margaret Thatcher?

Not quite as in control

Arrgh i be a Perrfect Thirrrrrrrteen out of Ten.
Not even a musculine Jane Grey could compare to my Handsomeness.

If Tom Cruise is 1 I'm easily 1 too. He's as sexy as Gerhard Schröder. (and I'm slightly sexier than Mr Schröder)

Right now I'd say 4, 3 on better days and even 2 sometimes.


edit: thanks Cabra

If Tom Cruise is 5 I'm easily 5 too. He's as sexy as Gerhard Schröder. (and I'm slightly sexier than Mr Schröder)

Right now I'd say 2, 3 on better days and even 4 sometimes.

I think you'll find he's a 1. Ozzy Osbourne is 5...

I just checked in the bathroom mirror...

Is there anything below 5? Think just a little less sexy than Mother Theresa...

... are you fishing for compliments? We have seen your photo. Nothing particularly wrong with it.

... are you fishing for compliments? We have seen your photo. Nothing particularly wrong with it.

Nothing particularly right at the moment, either.
That pictures don't show how I look today, with puffy red eyes, chipped fingernails and a mood to match....

3 out of 10.

3.5 minimum, though that could be that guy in my head who hates me, i should probably update my profile for pics so everyone else can see for themselves

Nothing particularly right at the moment, either.
That pictures don't show how I look today, with puffy red eyes, chipped fingernails and a mood to match....


Yikes...!!!
*hides under bed*

Yikes...!!!
*hides under bed*

Wise guy

:p

Wise guy

:p
yes, very wise for knowing when to hide :D

yes, very wise for knowing when to hide :D

Hmm... what's the scary bit? The eyes? The fingernails?

I decided to get some self-improvement on the way

Hmm... what's the scary bit? The eyes? The fingernails?

I decided to get some self-improvement on the way
possibly the "and the mood to match" part

possibly the "and the mood to match" part

Too bad, I have the eyes and nails sorted out by now. Ah well, let's see what we can do about the mood....

Too bad, I have the eyes and nails sorted out by now. Ah well, let's see what we can do about the mood....
would some alcohol help? or maybe some morphiates? :p

would some alcohol help? or maybe some morphiates? :p

Both. Do you have some?

Both. Do you have some?
quite a bi of alcohol, the problem being that by the time it gets to you from australia, it may not be needed

quite a bi of alcohol, the problem being that by the time it gets to you from australia, it may not be needed

Oh, trust me, alcohol never comes in an inopportune moment :D ;)

Oh, trust me, alcohol never comes in an inopportune moment :D ;)
fine, i'm off to the post office. oh wait, it's nearly midnight, it'll have to wait till morning. if i forget to send it blame my me... mem-thingy, you know, that thing that remembers stuff

fine, i'm off to the post office. oh wait, it's nearly midnight, it'll have to wait till morning. if i forget to send it blame my me... mem-thingy, you know, that thing that remembers stuff

No problem. It's not as if I lived in a "dry" country anyway :D

I'd say probably a 3. Though I've been told I'm a 2 :)....though I've been told I'm a 4, as well. :(