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Would you?

How much is 75k Euros? Cause if it's greater then fifty cents american, then you betcha.

No.

"Euros?" Ever heard the phrase "not worth a Continental?" :D

"Euros?" Ever heard the phrase "not worth a Continental?" :D
But a Euro is worth more than a dollar. Think of all the ammo you could buy!

No. I'd club a few religious fanatics for free, though.

Would you? No

So mary nays, it's just one seal.

Club a baby seal? Sure.
I’d club a baby anything if the price was right.

But a Euro is worth more than a dollar. Think of all the ammo you could buy!
True, true. But clubbing baby seals isn't my thang, man! :p

So mary nays, it's just one seal.

Correct. And I wouldn't have a problem with killing it for food if necessary and unavoidable. But I wouldn't kill it for money.

Correct. And I wouldn't have a problem with killing it for food if necessary and unavoidable. But I wouldn't kill it for money.

How about using the money to buy food :rolleyes:

I wouldn't do it if it was an endangered species seal. But otherwise, yeah, of course! Actually, in fairness, I doubt I'd be able to club anything to death in real life, but I don't have any objections to killing seals for their fur.

How much is 75k Euros? Cause if it's greater then fifty cents american, then you betcha.

Still a lousy deal. You gotta make the trip to the arctic yourself. If I had the pilot's lisence then I'd probably make the rounds for that fee. On the otherhand, you probably don't know where the good seal clubbin' country is, so I don't have to worry too much about taking you to where you won't find any. It makes for an awfully unsympathetic jury trial on your part.

How much is 75k Euros? Cause if it's greater then fifty cents american, then you betcha.

The US dollar has been the Euro's bitch value wise for quite some time. €75k ~ $89k US.

How about using the money to buy food :rolleyes:

"Necessary and unavoidable". I don't need extra money to buy food :rolleyes:

I don't need extra money to buy food :rolleyes:
Lucky you. :p

yes

not that id be good at it

how is it different from working at a restaurant that serves meat or a store that sells fur or leather goods?

id do either of those.

I would club the person holding the 75,000 Euros.

"Necessary and unavoidable". I don't need extra money to buy food :rolleyes:

heh well if you wanna take that approach you could donate it to charity. 75K could feel more people than that see :p l.

For that sort of money you're damn right I would.

I would club the person holding the 75,000 Euros.
ROFLMAO! GOOD one! :D

I would club the person holding the 75,000 Euros.

Yup! Good thinking that man. In reality I have issues attacking anything that is unable to defend itself (or even things able to defend themselves). Like has been mentioned if was for food and I had no other way of surviving then yeah, but otherwise nope.

Nah, don't think I could do it, unless it was sick/hurt and suffering terribly already... and then I'd rather shoot it than bash its brains in.

You kiddin' me? I'd club a baby seal for free. Don't let them fool you. It's them or us. They're out to get us, you know. They want to come into our homes and suck the sweet, sweet fluids out of our spines and force us all to work in their acid mines for barely a living wage.

They are terrible, nightmarish Cthulu beasts in big eyed sheep clothing. There is no evil in the Universe so horrendous as the baby harp seal. I cannot stress this enough. Think of your families, think of your lives, think of your ways of life.

Club a seal, save the Universe.

I wouldn't. I don't actually have anything against the clubbing of seals, but personally I'd rather not kill anything that hasn't attacked me, excepting earwigs. I hate earwigs.

Sure, why not?

Certainly not, and everyone who does should get clubbed themselves :mad:

Yeah right I'd like to see you socialist not taking that 75k :rolleyes:

Sea Lions are cool! Save the sea lions!!!!!!!:headbang:

I'd club a baby seal for that money.

Sea Lions are cool! Save the sea lions!!!!!!!:headbang:

Dude, this is a thread about baby seals, not sea lions. Very different animals.

I'd do it if I was the only one to know about it. The shame of doing it otherwise would be too much to bear.

I'd do it if I was the only one to know about it. The shame of doing it otherwise would be too much to bear.
That’s some funny shit.
If you’re hanging around people who would sweat the death of a living fur coat, you need to get some new friends.

Would you?
http://www.irregularnews.com/clubliberalsseals.jpg

I have a hard time dealing with clubbing baby seals. They can't dance to techno and they don't hold their liquor well either.:D

Baby Seal...The other other other other white meat...:D

Griffinstien for the win!!!

No. I would have so much guilt it's not funny.

i would do it for a sandwhich.

No. I would have so much guilt it's not funny.
Lighten up, people!
They’re just pre-clothing.

Would I be clubbing it to death? You never specified that.

Since you didn't specify that, I'd whack it lightly and take your damn money.

Owned.

those seals are competing with us for fish. killing them means our fishermen can harvest much more fish.

those seals are competing with us for fish. killing them means our fishermen can harvest much more fish.

Who exactly are "our" fishermen? Instead of clubbing seals, why not board a Japanese fishing boat and club all of them? Not only will you be able to harvest more fish, but you can take the ones they already pulled out of the water. I'm sure they take more fish out of the water than a bunch of baby seals anyway.

You mean after all these years of hiring guides and arranging transportation just to hunt and club these baby seals, there's someone that will pay me to do it?

Come one only one i wnat to club the whole bunch as long as mommy seal is not around. I do it every day in the kingdom of loathing as a seal cluber great fun let me tell you.

I'd club a baby seal for free.

I think a quote from a favorite site should answer this. Marzi rocks.

Homestar: Happy. Decemberween. Marzipan. -falls down-
Marzipan: -unwraps present- Oh! Wire cutters!
Strong Bad: Foolish Homestar... Decemberween isn't about getting people presents, it's about getting people good presents! Good presents!
Marzipan: Oh Homestar! It's perfect! Just what I need to free the baby seals down at the wharf! -walks off singing 'free the baby seals'
Strong Bad: Well shut my mouth!

No. I would have so much guilt it's not funny.
How do you eat without guilt. With the exception of fruit, every bite kills something. Or is it that as long as YOUR hands are clean it's ok to kill that you might live.

How do you eat without guilt. With the exception of fruit, every bite kills something. Or is it that as long as YOUR hands are clean it's ok to kill that you might live.
The way I figure it, those are going to die anyway. Nothing's going to change that. Besides, in the case of animals I pretty much only buy animal products when the animals have been treated well and such, and have been killed humanely. Clubbing is NOT humane.

http://www.mindspring.com/~sean.hart/seal.html

Sure, no problem there. Gimme a gun and I'll shoot the greens with there annoying ships and commies too :sniper:

Would I be clubbing it to death? You never specified that.

Since you didn't specify that, I'd whack it lightly and take your damn money.

Owned.

Seconded.

How do you eat without guilt.
I partially agree; I wouldn't feel any guilt if the animals were executed for food and using a quick and painless method. On a basic view we need food to live and cloth to stay warm, but you don't have to go around brutally killing animals just to skin them and make luxury objects out of their skin (don't tell me everyone is using fox and seal coats). Or at least give them a quick and painless death.

I'm a newfie! Seal clubbing is in my blood. (Even though I hate killing and have little experience, 75 grand is a lot of money.) Besides, nature has adapted to human beings as part of the array of predators, and we need to keep the seals down to preserve the fishery.

No Im a little squemish.

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=472



hehehehe:D

Thinking of all the stuff I could buy with € 75 000:) ... I'd club the seal.

let's see 75,000 Euros equals a bunch of dollars so... where's this seal?

Certainly not, and everyone who does should get clubbed themselves :mad:

hippy...

No. I'd club a few religious fanatics for free, though.
here here

Hell yes I'd club a baby seal. Those seals are taking up way too much land, these days. Same thing with baby penguins. Mmm... penguin stew.

i hate seal...i was furrier and this fucking material is sooo difficult to handle...It is only worth for shoes and key pendants...

Hah, I have a joke! :p

A baby seal walked into a club.

...[flees]

Mash 'em, mush 'em, bash'em, squish 'em
Smash 'em, club 'em, hash 'em, eat 'em
Bash in their heads until they squeal!
All day long just killin' the baby seal

Mash 'em, mush 'em, bash'em, squish 'em
Smash 'em, club 'em, hash 'em, eat 'em
Bash in their heads until they squeal!
All day long just killin' the baby seal

Sounds like a relaxing day.

Would I be clubbing it to death? You never specified that.

Since you didn't specify that, I'd whack it lightly and take your damn money.

Owned.

I guess you could take it one stage further and say "you never specified whether it was alive or not"

Since you didn't specify that, I'd whack a dead baby seal...

But on a serious note, No

probably not. unless i was actualy going to eat it.

(i'm of the "you kill it, you eat it" persuasion)

fur coats look better on the live critter that grew them

besides, some day you might be one, athough in that case, come to think of it ...

gnaw, knot realli

as for the circular illogic of little green pieces of paper, or whatever color ink anyone's currency is printed on, however good, bad, better, or worse anything else might be, the circular illogic of little green pieces of paper IS the 'box' we are all messing ourselves over by refusing to "think outside of"

=^^=
.../\...

Would I club a baby seal for €75k? In a heartbeat. I've been hunting since I was 8, so I'm not all that squeamish. I am very much of the "you kill it, you eat it" school of thought, but €75k is a hell of a lot of money to a broke ass student like myself.

Reminds me of a cadence we used to sing in the Army

Out upon the tundra one evening
Aurora Borealis lights
I walked upon a seal a sleeping
And violated its animal rights

Roast em toast em
Roto-till em
Hit 'em in the head and make 'em squeal!
That's how we make our living
Killing the baby seals

Oh 75k? I thought it was just 75 EU. Well I still click yes!

Only 75,000 euro? Awww. I thought it'd be more. Yes I'd club one to death, if only to piss off animal rights activists who believe a seal has more right to live then I do.

Um

I'd club it really really really gently. Than demand that my gentle clubing was worth all the cash cuase you didn't say how hard.

I trully doubt I'd get malicous for cash. Maybe I woul.

I walked upon a seal a sleeping
And violated its animal rights

:eek: is there another thread paying you to do that because I’ve been doing it for years without a cent in return?

I would but I would tell everyone I clubbed a club with a baby seal

I'd club a dead baby seal for 75,000 Euros. :D

I'd club a dead baby seal for 75,000 Euros. :D

what about an undead baby seal?

*groans* Brains: http://www.stalvik.com/images/LandGronland/gronland_13.jpg

My god that was poor taste

Club a seal for 75,000 Euros? Hell yes. I'd probably club one for free...

what about an undead baby seal?

Hell, I'd do that for free.

Would you?


Hell I'ld club it for free, make a nice coat or just to hear its pained little seal screams.

i hate seal...i was furrier and this fucking material is sooo difficult to handle...It is only worth for shoes and key pendants...
And amoutis (jackets), and vests, and gloves, and pants...but then again, the people that really use seal fur, and know how to use it properly, aren't the ones clubbing babies.

The National Sea Clubbers Anthem

Just Killin' the Baby Seal (Expanded Version)

Mash 'em, mush 'em, bash'em, squish 'em
Smash 'em, club 'em, hash 'em, eat 'em
Bash in their heads until they squeal!
All day long just killin' the baby seal

You take the hammer and hold it tight
Restrain the seal so it will not fight
Then crush in it's head with all your might

do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do

Oh, it's fun for you, and kiddies too
It'll make you smile when you're blue
It's legal so no can sue
Have at it, come here you

do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do

Rip off their fur with point hooks
Ignore those giving dirt looks
Then give their meat to the cooks

Oh, it's fun for you, and kiddies too
It'll make you smile when you're blue
It's legal so no can sue
Have at it, come here you

do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do

Mash 'em, mush 'em, bash'em, squish 'em
Smash 'em, club 'em, hash 'em, eat 'em
Slice 'em, dice 'em, cut 'em, splice 'em
Explode 'em, whip 'em, harpoon 'em, spice 'em
Just kill the little furry fuckers!
Crush 'em, slush 'em, drown 'em, burn 'em
Bash in their heads until they squeal!
All day long just killin' the baby seal

How could you club something this cute...


http://img346.imageshack.us/img346/1910/seal2uc.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I club for charity. For every seal I club, I donate 75% of it's fur to be made for coats and distributed to orphans around the world. How you could deny the orphans? :(

I club for charity. For every seal I club, I donate 75% of it's fur to be made for coats and distributed to orphans around the world. How you could deny the orphans? :(

I see your point there!

How could you club something this cute...


http://img346.imageshack.us/img346/1910/seal2uc.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

With a large peice of dead tree. I'm starting to feel cheated. We are'nt going to actually get to club a baby seal are we. You really don't have to pay me...

With a large peice of dead tree. I'm starting to feel cheated. We are'nt going to actually get to club a baby seal are we. You really don't have to pay me...
I'm afraid you won't be able to club a baby seal today.

Only if I could drag it through an oil slick first and drop it through a skylight into a PETA meeting from a helicopter afterwards.

I'd club your little brother to death for 75 000EUR.

I'd club your little brother to death for 75 000EUR.
You're out of luck. I haven't any whole brothers.

Cybach']Sure, no problem there. Gimme a gun and I'll shoot the greens with there annoying ships and commies too :sniper:

Don't worry, I'll club your ass for free.

You're out of luck. I haven't any whole brothers.

Seals it is, I got my bokken, point me at them.

I'm afraid you won't be able to club a baby seal today.
tease.

Would you?

If I needed them, or someone else needed them, yes, without a second thought. :)

i think we're all missing the real question. would you go clubbing with a baby seal for 75k euros? and would you pay the cover for him?

Hell yeah. I grew up on a farm in Southern Alberta. I've been killing small cute animals for years. I've also been torturing big dumb animals. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

How could you club something this cute...


http://img346.imageshack.us/img346/1910/seal2uc.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Is it just me or does it look like it's about to pounce?:eek:

i think we're all missing the real question. would you go clubbing with a baby seal for 75k euros? and would you pay the cover for him?


Hell for that much I'd give a flipper-job.

its it an evil baby seal bent on world domination?
if yes, then no


all hail lord baby seal

No I wouldn't. It's morally wrong IMO.

God yeah, why on earth would one elect not to do so.

Would you?
Yes, depending on the circumstances. If it was from a pretty endangered species, or if I had to pay for and make the journey to the arctic to do it, then no. But generally speaking, yes.

Yup! Good thinking that man. In reality I have issues attacking anything that is unable to defend itself (or even things able to defend themselves). Like has been mentioned if was for food and I had no other way of surviving then yeah, but otherwise nope.
Do you eat meat?

The US dollar has been the Euro's bitch value wise for quite some time. €75k ~ $89k US.
Did you vote for the Euro in Sweden's last referendum on the issue?

Is it just me or does it look like it's about to pounce?:eek:
It's coming right for us!
http://teapot.usask.ca/cdn-firearms/Reform/hunter.gif

I'm surprised, a thread about clubbing baby seals that hasn't turned into a call to boycott Canada.

How could you club something this cute...
Because there isn't enough food to sustain them all so they have to be culled?

OH my goth i would defenitly encourage this behavior in my country:)

Make it A million pounds, and I'd consider it.

Otherwise I'd just take the baby seal, and sell it on ebay. Should be able to get some rich person to pay way over what it's worth...

I'm surprised, a thread about clubbing baby seals that hasn't turned into a call to boycott Canada.
Oh, PETA hasn't found this thread.

I'm surprised, a thread about clubbing baby seals that hasn't turned into a call to boycott Canada.
Oh, PETA hasn't found this thread.

That’s some funny shit.
If you’re hanging around people who would sweat the death of a living fur coat, you need to get some new friends.

It's not the actual action. It's the fact that you would club a baby seal for money. Shoot it, yes. Club it, no.

Sure, I'd be happy to club Seal. I'll give him a kiss from a rose, all right.

Yeah, why not?

Yeah, why not?
But you're a Trot. This money would be from capitalism and therefore you would taint your beautiful red shade.

nope

I would club the person holding the 75,000 Euros.

björk, darling, the timing is so off! it is a shame you come here the week i decided to leave, we could have had lots of..fun.

the seal- i wouldn't do it for my own profit, i think. but i agree with cabra, i'd do it if it were to keep me or somebody else from starving or otherwisely dying. which raises the question of whether i'd kill it in order to get the money and donate it. which i'm undecided on. but i think i even might.

How could you club something this cute...


http://img346.imageshack.us/img346/1910/seal2uc.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


But...But...But Look at the size of its fangs!!!!


PETA is the world wide organization of People Eating Tasty Animals right?

Yeah right I'd like to see you socialist not taking that 75k :rolleyes:
I guess most of the people who say that they wouldn't do it, are still living with their parents. I would hate doing it, but I would most certainly club that poor thing. 75k is a lot of money.

But a Euro is worth more than a dollar. Think of all the ammo you could buy!

I'm in. How many do I have to club? Could I just shoot them? It would be easier and cleaner.

No I wouldn't. It's morally wrong IMO.
:eek: where the hell did you come from, welcome back

No I would not like to club a seal to death for 75,000 Euros. I do not like Euros. I would for £75,000 however.

we have seal colonies on the coast here in norfolk, and on new years day me and my girlfriend went to look at the babies. i am taking the names of everyone who has said they would club a baby seal to death and passing them on to my girlfriend. this is an ample warning for you all to run for your lives!

Would you?
75,000 euros? Hell yeah.

what do people have against seals

what do people have against seals

Clubs. That's been established.

you call us visious look at little girls with bratz and barbie dols their favorit pased time is decapitating them

Would you?

How many? I'd club a seal for 20$. Shouldn't take more than a minute or two for one.

For 75K I'd eat it too.

I would do it for 1000 euros.

If I really needed the money, yes.

Would you club a baby seal for 75,000 Euros?

*wanders off to do currency conversion*

$89,000??

Shit yeah, I would.

Geez.. only 40% would take the cash? C'mon now, it's a seal for God's sake.. it wouldn't feel anything, and they get clubbed all the time anyway.. meh. I say club it.. I'd take my goat-killing stick to it - one solid whack for 90k is my kinda deal.

Seal the baby clubs!!!

Piekrom']you call us visious look at little girls with bratz and barbie dols their favorit pased time is decapitating them
how did you know:eek: ... did you stock me when i was little:confused:

Why club it? I'd stomp it into mush if the price is right.

Noooooooooo! Don't kill me (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=baby+seals/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=12nolqc22/EXP=1136456502/*-http%3A//home.cfl.rr.com/caroline/index_files/bloodybabyseallarge.jpg)!

Somebody has to speak for them. :(

yes i wood.... gettit wood - club hahahhahahah

how did you know:eek: ... did you stock me when i was little:confused:

No i just happen to have a little sister and she used to do it all the time. plus there was a news report about it reacently.

Why not? They're not endangered or anything, right? So what's the problem?

Humans aren't endangered either :rolleyes:

What's the conversion rate to dollars now?

In other words, "Hell yes!"

Humans aren't endangered either :rolleyes:
Yeah, but I'm genetically and culturally programmed not to engage in violence against humans, particularly from my own tribe and kin group, unless it's necessary. I have no genetic or cultural prohibitions against killing lesser species.

But you're a Trot. This money would be from capitalism and therefore you would taint your beautiful red shade.

All money I have at the minute is from capitalism! That's like saying I shouldn't get a job as I'd be benefitting a capitalist organisation. Or that I shouldn't buy food as I'm giving money to the capitalists.

Face it, I need those 75,000 euros and don't really give a shit about seals.

I couldn't do that as tempting as the money may be. I would rather not have a guilty conscience while living well off of the suffering I had caused to another animal. I still feel guilty for having accidentally hurt a pet rabbit while chasing it, 20 years ago.

I couldn't do that as tempting as the money may be. I would rather not have a guilty conscience while living well off of the suffering I had caused to another animal. I still feel guilty for having accidentally hurt a pet rabbit while chasing it, 20 years ago.
If seals had opposable thumbs and weren't just mammalian slugs that swim well you could bet that they'd club you for 75,000 mackrel.

If seals had opposable thumbs and weren't just mammalian slugs that swim well you could bet that they'd club you for 75,000 mackrel.

Perhaps but seeing as how I am not desperate for money and would feel guilty for having clubed a seal to death, I personally wouldn't. I would do it if I were desperate for money though, probably.

oh and you just reminded me of a song that goes: affection not dissection, meat is murder, animals are for petting, oh shut the F**k up already! I'm tired of your whining bout poor animals dying and the food theyre supplying, if a big animal had the chance it wouldnt take another glance, it would eat you up!, and i dont wanna listen and i'm tired of your bitching bout whats in my kitchen, if a big animal had the chance it wouldnt take another glance, it would eat you up!

oh and you just reminded me of a song that goes: affection not dissection, meat is murder, animals are for petting, oh shut the F**k up already! I'm tired of your whining bout poor animals dying and the food theyre supplying, if a big animal had the chance it wouldnt take another glance, it would eat you up!, and i dont wanna listen and i'm tired of your bitching bout whats in my kitchen, if a big animal had the chance it wouldnt take another glance, it would eat you up!
Neat song.

Neat song.

NOFX

NOFX
I've never listened to them.

I've never listened to them.

I dunno about their new stuff but their old albums were fun

If seals had opposable thumbs and weren't just mammalian slugs that swim well you could bet that they'd club you for 75,000 mackrel.They probably would. But humans are supposed to be better than seals.

Gimme a bat, and I'll underbid you, woohoo all that fur,

I used to make little velcro nailclubs to attach to all those furry baby seals that all the girly girls used to have loads of (including optional blood pool)

Yes yes I would. Now, for another 5000 euros I'll club it to death for ya.

Hell, I'd take out a few of your enemies for seventy-five grand.