NationStates Jolt Archive

I presume. I've never lived bellow the poverty line, so I wouldn't know. But I can say not having money sucks. You see a maxed out my credit cards for Xmas. Which isn't a problem because I make enough to not really care.

But I forgot to take into account the public holidays meaning the banks would be closed on my pay days for two weeks.

Conclusion. No money. No credit left. And a cat that won't stop malting because it's so fucking hot my balls are sticking to my leg...

How do you people live? It's been ages since I was a student so this whole experience is somewhat on the traumatic side.

On the plus side though, I never would have realised that Martinis kick ass if you soke your olives in vodka instead of gin.

You should've created a budget.

The fact that you spent your monye indicates you had fun.

Me, I have no shortage of cash and am bored as fuck because I have nowhere to spend it.

You see I maxed out my credit cards for Xmas. Which isn't a problem because I make enough to not really care.
Must be nice, is all I can say. :p

You should've created a budget.
Bud....get? Anyone would think I had a Diploma of Finance or something...

Must be nice, is all I can say. :pSure, why not... I've suddenly become much more economically conservative, though. Which concerns me. Makes me cry/not want to pay taxes.

Makes me cry/not want to pay taxes.
That's only natural. In one MMO I play, there is a skill you can train to reduce the tax you pay. Guess what people do? :p

That's only natural. In one MMO I play, there is a skill you can train to reduce the tax you pay. Guess what people do? :p

evade taxes?

evade taxes?
Claim EVERYTHING! Remember, computers are a double deduction, plus some.

Lease it and pay for it with your credit card and here's what you can claim:

1) The original value
2) The difference between the value of it at purchase and the value in two years
3) Every lease payment
4) The interest on your card and any bank fees


I actually made $2000 odd on my new laptop.

I presume. I've never lived bellow the poverty line, so I wouldn't know. But I can say not having money sucks. You see a maxed out my credit cards for Xmas. Which isn't a problem because I make enough to not really care.

But I forgot to take into account the public holidays meaning the banks would be closed on my pay days for two weeks.

Conclusion. No money. No credit left. And a cat that won't stop malting because it's so fucking hot my balls are sticking to my leg...

How do you people live? It's been ages since I was a student so this whole experience is somewhat on the traumatic side.

On the plus side though, I never would have realised that Martinis kick ass if you soke your olives in vodka instead of gin.
Can't you use internet banking to transfer some money over to your card, giving you some credit?

And a cat that won't stop malting because it's so fucking hot my balls are sticking to my leg...
You know, I've read this sentence several times and I still can't really follow it. What has a malting cat got to do with your sweaty balls?

Can't you use internet banking to transfer some money over to your card, giving you some credit?What money? If I had money I'd spend it and ergo not be wasting my time here... with your fine people... yeah...


You know, I've read this sentence several times and I still can't really follow it. What has a malting cat got to do with your sweaty balls?
1) It's so hot my balls are stuck to my leg -AND- my cat is malting
3) Pussies are frequently involved in my sweaty balls

I dont have a credit card.

me neither, waste of good plastic..