NationStates Jolt Archive


Japanese candy...me likey!

Sinuhue
01-01-2006, 00:56
If more candy makers made hot commercials like this (http://www.glico.co.jp/pocky/cm/decorer1_wm.htm), I'd be a candy-aholic!
Peechland
01-01-2006, 01:00
I love commercials from countries other than the US. They had a show about them actually...kinda like americas funniest home videos except this was commercials.......they were great!
Sinuhue
01-01-2006, 01:03
This one is weird though...the cut aways to them sucking on the candy, and fondling one another...I mean...what the hell!
Cahnt
01-01-2006, 01:05
How is candy defined? Is it just confectionary, or is there more to it than that?
Peechland
01-01-2006, 01:06
yeah this one os definitely targeting then male population ...now if that were Heath Ledger and those two lollipops(not the girls..the candy itself)............i'd be ordering them by the gross.
Saint Curie
01-01-2006, 01:07
When I was over there, they had this great commercial with a little statue kid who could move and talk...he drank the energy drink (gulping "oishi, oishi, oishi") and then rockets up into the air on a jet of his own urine...
Sinuhue
01-01-2006, 01:07
yeah this one os definitely targeting then male population ...now if that were Heath Ledger and those two lollipops(not the girls..the candy itself)............i'd be ordering them by the gross.
But not if he was singly softly in Japanese:)

I wonder what they're saying?
Sinuhue
01-01-2006, 01:10
Bahahaa...check out this (http://wickedmoon.com/e/sendcard.php?image=wickedmoon.com/media/video/tvcommercials/attractive_technology.wmv) advert for...well, you'll see.
Peechland
01-01-2006, 01:10
But not if he was singly softly in Japanese:)

I wonder what they're saying?


haha...he could be speaking yiddish or doing sign language and i wouldnt care.

/obsessed

i dunno- if we install the language pack will it show what theyre saying?
Peechland
01-01-2006, 01:12
Bahahaa...check out this (http://wickedmoon.com/e/sendcard.php?image=wickedmoon.com/media/video/tvcommercials/attractive_technology.wmv) advert for...well, you'll see.


LOL.....*claps* that was funny
Sinuhue
01-01-2006, 01:14
haha...he could be speaking yiddish or doing sign language and i wouldnt care.

/obsessed

i dunno- if we install the language pack will it show what theyre saying?
Just in Japanese I expect.
PasturePastry
01-01-2006, 01:15
Based on the ads, I think I would want Choco Party (http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=267) instead.:D
Sinuhue
01-01-2006, 01:15
AHAHHAHHAA! And THIS (http://www.funny-games.biz/videos/432-anti-cocaine.html) from Colombia, to warn off coke addicts:)
Nykibo
01-01-2006, 01:17
I think you mean Heath Ledger and Jake Gylenhaal... Brokeback Candy... Anyways, I think the lesbian approach to candy commercials is effective :fluffle: I enjoy Vietnamese candy too. :)
Sinuhue
01-01-2006, 01:17
Based on the ads, I think I would want Choco Party (http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=267) instead.:D
Damn...I wonder if she'd consider partying with the Poki girls?
Sinuhue
01-01-2006, 01:19
And Microsoft tries to sex things up a little with this (http://www.funny-games.biz/videos/248-erotic-commercial.html)...
Nykibo
01-01-2006, 01:20
AHAHHAHHAA! And THIS (http://www.funny-games.biz/videos/432-anti-cocaine.html) from Colombia, to warn off coke addicts:)

That dude sniffed dandruff... Oh. My. God.
Barristonia
01-01-2006, 01:21
Yeh...send me a couple of those Choco Partys...when my wife's not around.:headbang:
Sinuhue
01-01-2006, 01:21
Wait...that isn't Paris Hilton (http://www.funny-games.biz/videos/240-parisspoof.html)!!!!!
Sinuhue
01-01-2006, 01:23
That dude sniffed dandruff... Oh. My. God.
Isn't that disgusting???

My husband told me about this ad (http://www.funny-games.biz/videos/232-webcamlove.html)...but he was under the impression it was real:)
Nykibo
01-01-2006, 01:26
Wait...that isn't Paris Hilton (http://www.funny-games.biz/videos/240-parisspoof.html)!!!!!

Im going to bet money that the target audience of that commercial was made up almost wholly of NAMBLA members...
Sinuhue
01-01-2006, 01:39
These two commercials take the cake though…

Mastercard (http://www.funny-games.biz/videos/6-banned-commercials.html)

Ikea (http://www.funny-games.biz/videos/49-tidy-up.html)
Peechland
01-01-2006, 01:42
These two commercials take the cake though…

Mastercard (http://www.funny-games.biz/videos/6-banned-commercials.html)

Ikea (http://www.funny-games.biz/videos/49-tidy-up.html)


ive seen both of those....priceless. *claps*
Sinuhue
01-01-2006, 01:44
ive seen both of those....priceless. *claps*
Yeah, those are great! This one is good too...

What to do to guys who try to pick you up (http://www.funny-games.biz/videos/106-funny-commercials.html)
Sinuhue
01-01-2006, 01:46
Middle aged guys and their fancy cars....PWNED (http://www.funny-games.biz/videos/157-yellowcar.html)!
Antikythera
01-01-2006, 01:47
AHAHHAHHAA! And THIS (http://www.funny-games.biz/videos/432-anti-cocaine.html) from Colombia, to warn off coke addicts:)
ewwww :headbang:
Peechland
01-01-2006, 01:48
Yeah, those are great! This one is good too...

What to do to guys who try to pick you up (http://www.funny-games.biz/videos/106-funny-commercials.html)


LOL....
Sinuhue
01-01-2006, 01:51
LOL....
Come on...admit you'd consider doing that if someone just slipped you their key...
Antikythera
01-01-2006, 01:53
Come on...admit you'd consider doing that if someone just slipped you their key...
i would definantly do that:D
Peechland
01-01-2006, 01:59
Come on...admit you'd consider doing that if someone just slipped you their key...

id love to do that if someone slipped me their key. and have a hidden video camera. theres a new idea for ashston kutchers 'punked" show.
Smunkeeville
01-01-2006, 03:16
okay I am not sure what I think of the commercial, all I can say is that Poki is soo good I doubt it needs much advertisement. I am addicted to the chocolate, and the strawberry is super good too. Too bad my kids can't have it :(
Sinuhue
01-01-2006, 03:45
okay I am not sure what I think of the commercial, all I can say is that Poki is soo good I doubt it needs much advertisement. I am addicted to the chocolate, and the strawberry is super good too. Too bad my kids can't have it :(
Ah, the gluten, right? Damn! That must be terrible to be so limited in what you can eat!!!! Much worse than diabetes I think. And yeah...strawberry poki is my favourite. That commercial is creepy. It sexualises something that is kind of for children.
Smunkeeville
01-01-2006, 05:12
Ah, the gluten, right? Damn! That must be terrible to be so limited in what you can eat!!!! Much worse than diabetes I think. And yeah...strawberry poki is my favourite.
I don't think they really notice too much, because I eat gluten in private (like tonight when they are with grandma we are eating oatmeal chocolate chip cookies, I assure you there will be no sign of them when the girls get home lol)

They realize how sick they would get over just a crumb of gluten, so I think they realize their health is worth a little more trouble (although they are going to be pissed when they find out they can't really have most alchohol when they get older since most of the good stuff is made from grains, like beer, wiskey, burboun, ect.)


That commercial is creepy. It sexualises something that is kind of for children.
yeah I decided it's creepy too. ;)
Celtlund
01-01-2006, 05:18
Based on the ads, I think I would want Choco Party (http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=267) instead.:D

I want a case of that. :)
Sinuhue
01-01-2006, 05:23
They realize how sick they would get over just a crumb of gluten, so I think they realize their health is worth a little more trouble (although they are going to be pissed when they find out they can't really have most alchohol when they get older since most of the good stuff is made from grains, like beer, wiskey, burboun, ect.)

Teach them to enjoy wine early then. Mmmmm. Wine!
Celtlund
01-01-2006, 05:24
Wait...that isn't Paris Hilton (http://www.funny-games.biz/videos/240-parisspoof.html)!!!!!

Great! ROFLMASO :D
Sinuhue
01-01-2006, 05:28
Great! ROFLMASO :D
The original (http://www.spicyparis.com/paris.html), for your viewing pleasure:) It also mentions the parody.
Maineiacs
01-01-2006, 05:45
Wait...that isn't Paris Hilton (http://www.funny-games.biz/videos/240-parisspoof.html)!!!!!


AHHHHHHH!!!!!! My eyes! :eek:
Sinuhue
01-01-2006, 05:49
AHHHHHHH!!!!!! My eyes! :eek:
But I bet you couldn't look away...
Eruantalon
01-01-2006, 16:35
If more candy makers made hot commercials like this (http://www.glico.co.jp/pocky/cm/decorer1_wm.htm), I'd be a candy-aholic!
That's not hot, that's scary.

Based on the ads, I think I would want Choco Party (http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=267) instead.:D
That's a real "banzai!" moment!

These two commercials take the cake though…

Mastercard (http://www.funny-games.biz/videos/6-banned-commercials.html)
OMG! Fucking brilliant!
Kryozerkia
01-01-2006, 16:41
For those without Firefox, I'd like to mention this: of you're going to view those videos take note. I went to view it and I got a pop-up warning telling me about an illegal plugin operation from www.funny-games.biz.

Just be careful. Now you may go back to enjoying your random and amusing videos.

If you want other funny ones, I recommend... Google Video (http://video.google.com)
Quibbleville
01-01-2006, 17:11
I've been hooked on Pocky for close to ten years. Excellent candy.
Domici
01-01-2006, 17:51
I love commercials from countries other than the US. They had a show about them actually...kinda like americas funniest home videos except this was commercials...

... and not American?
Desperate Measures
01-01-2006, 17:52
If more candy makers made hot commercials like this (http://www.glico.co.jp/pocky/cm/decorer1_wm.htm), I'd be a candy-aholic!
Pocky is fucking good.
JuNii
01-01-2006, 19:26
These two commercials take the cake though…

Mastercard (http://www.funny-games.biz/videos/6-banned-commercials.html)

Ikea (http://www.funny-games.biz/videos/49-tidy-up.html)
one has to wonder what they told the kid.

"And you then play with this... missile... yeah, it a missile... or a car... "

Imagine what will run through his mind when he finally finds out what it was and what it's used for... :D
PasturePastry
01-01-2006, 19:52
one has to wonder what they told the kid.

"And you then play with this... missile... yeah, it a missile... or a car... "

Imagine what will run through his mind when he finally finds out what it was and what it's used for... :D

Probably didn't tell him anything. The kid looks like he would have been too young to really understand anyway.

At least he didn't put it in his mouth.
Grave_n_idle
01-01-2006, 19:52
The original (http://www.spicyparis.com/paris.html), for your viewing pleasure:) It also mentions the parody.

Oy.... I think I prefer the parody...
Didjawannanotherbeer
01-01-2006, 20:06
I'd be really amazed if there's anybody who hasn't seen this ad (http://www.bigad.com.au/) yet, but since it's not been mentioned in this thread yet I'll included for the one person who's been living under a rock for the past few months and hasn't come across it before. :)
Heavenly Sex
01-01-2006, 20:33
If more candy makers made hot commercials like this (http://www.glico.co.jp/pocky/cm/decorer1_wm.htm), I'd be a candy-aholic!
Yes, Japanese Candy is great! :D
Pocky and such...
Cheese penguins
01-01-2006, 20:37
This one is weird though...the cut aways to them sucking on the candy, and fondling one another...I mean...what the hell!
If you where trying to advertise candy to a man how would you do it??
Sarkhaan
01-01-2006, 23:54
must. buy. pocky.
Maineiacs
02-01-2006, 01:36
And Microsoft tries to sex things up a little with this (http://www.funny-games.biz/videos/248-erotic-commercial.html)...
I swear, stuff like that has happened to me.