NationStates Jolt Archive

Its Not A Pretty Sight

Military empire Ritlina
"if 4 I cannot crush you with my fist of iron, That I will remove you "

Category OF THE UNITED NATIONS: Forced position Consumerist
Grazhdanskoyeye rights:
Certain savings:
Frightening Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Position: Underdark
Military empire Ritlina most massive, economically powerful nation, notable for its completely absence of sochial'nogo guarantee. SVO to trudn-.obnyukhivat', hard-working, the cynical population of 1.236 billions will be rabid consumers, partly through the selection and partly because government tells in them to and dissenters you tend to disappear from their houses on the night.
Is difficult to say where omnipresent, korrumpiruyte, the feet of government about -.dela ostal'noi of society begin, but it it juggles competing by the requirements of the law & of order, Defense, and commerce. Size of the tax of sredniya income 100%. Powerhouse chastnoya sector to conduct playing into the game of chances by industry, it is followed after uranium Mining and to manufacture handles.
Drunk drivers are sentenced to death, small of rebenk will be regularly seen wagering pocket of den'g on tables blackjack, government it will be milliardyy of the expenditure of bullets on helping the enlightenment of finding citizens spiritual, and torture it is general it is used in order to extract information from the suspected criminals. Crime is fully unknown, the thanks to vs-.all-pervasive the effort of the police. Animal Ritlina's national will be Ak-47, teeters on the brink of extinction is proper to widespread to deforestation, and bullet will be its currency.
Ritlina erected in a number by ya-ym in the zone and 107,to 'eyatyu in the world for auto is politically free of nations.

Look At My Real Nation Page. Tell Me If It's ANYTHING Like This! (I Used WorldLingo.Com For Translation)

"Ritlina erected in a number by ya-ym in the zone and 107,to 'eyatyu in the world for auto is politically free of nations."

:D I just don't even know what to say, so I'll stick with laughing.

I love translating things to a language and back. Great fun.

Same thing except with Babelfish:

The great duke of desperate measurements "I will write to you checking"
the category OF THE UNITED NATIONS: Grazhdanskoyeye rights of the Scandinavian liberal paradise: Superb The savings: Good Political Freedoms: The mid-position: The northern Pacific

great duke of desperate measurements will be the most massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for his punitive stavkaa of the income tax. Its
compassionate population of 4.63 billions delights in by extensive grazhdanskoyeymi rights and social equality delights in by level freely from the usual accompanying the corruption of government.

Is difficult to say where omnipresent, the government of liberals stops and ostal'noi of society begin, but they they juggle competing by the requirements of sochial'nogo guarantee, that surrounds media, and formation.

Size of the tax of sredniya income 100%. Chastnoya sector is almost vs made upward enterprising yya-.god-#-staryx of boys selling lemonade on sidewalk, although the government looks this shtempelyuyushch outside children brainwashed on the young period in order to recognize "love and peace!" as the road of life, refugees from other nations flocking to the boundary of desperate measurements, "antigovernment hour ' will be popular program to much of the radio stations of desperate measurements, and politicians lose their works in the plan to make government ' leaner and those by more being suitable '.

Crime is fully unknown. Animal of desperate measurements national will be the wild cow, which Durite is free in forests lush of nation much, and its currency it will be cigarette. Desperate measurements erected into a number 28eshchtyu in the zone and ya",ya0"tyu in the world for auto is politically free of nations.

Anti The zeml-.Soyedinennoye government super-power the
"force of turning and to force you!"

Category OF THE UNITED NATIONS: Anarchy
Grazhdanskoyeye rights : Superb
The savings: Strong
political Freedoms: Superb

The position: Haven Libertarian

Anti The zeml-.Soyedinennyy government super-power will be the most massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its trudn-.obnyukhannaya, hard-working, most intelligent population of 2.086 billions in real mashtabe of time in position perpetual of fear, as the completely nervous disorder of social order it conducted to the lift of order through the gangs of cyclist.

Small, government about -.dela it juggles competing by the requirements of defense, the law & of order, and formation. Podokhodnyya tax will be unheard. Large of chastnoya sector to conduct by the industry of information texnology, after it is followed after the handle by the manufacturing also of beef -.Osnovannym by agriculture.

Citizens are permitted to raise or to fall after they they are based on their own merits, "antigovernment hour ' will popular program to much of the radio stations super-power's, antigovernment places of rod spring up, and vote dobrovol'n. Crime relative to low-, thanks by the best means -.fondirovannoe the effort of the police. Animal super-power's national will be Newtype, that teeters on the brink of extinction proper to widespread to deforestation, and by its currency will be particle Minovsky mega.

Super-power erected in a number by 3- them in the zone and 7, to.yyetyu in the world for auto is politically free of nations.

Priceless :D

So I took my nation name (the anarchist paradise of Kinda Sensible People) and translated it to each language and back to english and then translated that english into the next language down. Here's what I got:

"By the work of individuals neb will be enumerated totally and that disordered to be light"

It's quite clearly the begining of some sort of sermon, IMO.

I did a little English-Cyrillic-English translation of my own:

You will obtain the life...

You will obtain the life...

Offhand I'd say it's telling you to get a life.

So I took my nation name (the anarchist paradise of Kinda Sensible People) and translated it to each language and back to english and then translated that english into the next language down. Here's what I got:
Ooh, when I take what is in this quote-box and do what it explains to it with Google language tools, I get this:
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Offhand I'd say it's telling you to get a life.
Bingo.

Good advice for people who just spent precious minutes of their life translating their fictitious nation's stat pages into another language and back again, only to post the results in a vein attempt to gain recognition from complete strangers...