Bandit breaks into home to surf porn.
Kecibukia
30-12-2005, 19:32
Someone's off their med's.
http://www.local6.com/news/5733328/detail.html
Man Breaks Into Woman's Home, Puts Porn On Computer
POSTED: 11:52 am EST December 30, 2005
UPDATED: 12:33 pm EST December 30, 2005
FREMONT, Calif. -- A woman in California called police to report that an intruder broke into her home and added pornography to her computer.
The woman in Fremont said she woke up and was startled to see a stranger typing away on her computer.
Police said the intruder fled, but left behind an altered screen saver that featured erotic images.
Nothing was reported stolen. Neither the woman nor her 9-year-old daughter were hurt.
Tactical Grace
30-12-2005, 19:34
*Points*
*Laughs*
People are truly bizarre. Thank goodness neither she or her daughter were hurt though. I'd rather a puzzled laugh than another gory murder story. Any day.
Cheese penguins
30-12-2005, 19:40
GOD DAMNIT people are weird!!
Tactical Grace
30-12-2005, 19:41
Thinking about it, perhaps the knowledge that he was browsing porn in another person's house heightened the sexual thrill? :confused:
People are weird.
Thinking about it, perhaps the knowledge that he was browsing porn in another person's house heightened the sexual thrill? :confused:
You know, that makes a bit of sense. Just a new take on an old theme.
Cannot think of a name
30-12-2005, 19:48
I lived in Fremont for ten years.
I was sure she'd enjoy that porn...(since someone was going to make that joke...)
Okay, two scenarios-
First, she was looking at porn, inadvertantly changed her screensaver/wallpaper/whatever-her nine year old daughter sees it and the mom panics and says someone broke in and did all that. Then the daughter gets worried, starts talking about it and forces the mom to carry it all out.
Second, it's a paranoid horny unscrupulous dude. He doesn't want 'them' to know he's looking at porn, but wants to look at porn really bad so he breaks in and watches porn on other people's computers so no one will know he looks at porn.
Both amuse me.
You know, I hadn't even considered that this woman is off her nut and making false claims...
Neo Kervoskia
30-12-2005, 19:52
:eek:
Sel Appa
30-12-2005, 22:29
My friend did that once when we were on vacation. He was just supposed to feed the pets...
Straughn
31-12-2005, 04:20
My friend did that once when we were on vacation. He was just supposed to feed the pets...
...maybe he did :eek:
Just not part of their usual diet.
Straughn
31-12-2005, 04:22
Someone's off their med's.
http://www.local6.com/news/5733328/detail.html
Man Breaks Into Woman's Home, Puts Porn On Computer
POSTED: 11:52 am EST December 30, 2005
UPDATED: 12:33 pm EST December 30, 2005
FREMONT, Calif. -- A woman in California called police to report that an intruder broke into her home and added pornography to her computer.
The woman in Fremont said she woke up and was startled to see a stranger typing away on her computer.
Police said the intruder fled, but left behind an altered screen saver that featured erotic images.
Nothing was reported stolen. Neither the woman nor her 9-year-old daughter were hurt.
Could've been his way of initiating a human courtship ritual.
Kind of like trying to shake hands with a car on a highway.
*shrug*
Kroisistan
31-12-2005, 04:26
Hey hey hey! All this laughing isn't nice at all! Homeless people need porn too.
They just have to break and enter to get it.
German Nightmare
31-12-2005, 04:33
I lived in Fremont for ten years.
I was sure she'd enjoy that porn...(since someone was going to make that joke...)
Okay, two scenarios-
First, she was looking at porn, inadvertantly changed her screensaver/wallpaper/whatever-her nine year old daughter sees it and the mom panics and says someone broke in and did all that. Then the daughter gets worried, starts talking about it and forces the mom to carry it all out.
Second, it's a paranoid horny unscrupulous dude. He doesn't want 'them' to know he's looking at porn, but wants to look at porn really bad so he breaks in and watches porn on other people's computers so no one will know he looks at porn.
Both amuse me.
Both explanations sound plausible.
Rotovia-
31-12-2005, 04:38
Look my cable was out...
Kind of like trying to shake hands with a car on a highway.
*shrug*
*Presses a buzzer* Ford Prefect in Hitchhiker's Guide, the movie adaptation!
snip
Freakin awesome!!! Reminds me of when I used to find people with unsecured wireless networks and download massive loads of porn. Moral of the story: Lock your wireless networks or some asshole like me will download massive amounts of porn using your connection. Good fun otherwise! :D
MOJA POLSKA
31-12-2005, 05:35
I got about 4 wireless networks around me with very good signals and ive figured out how to download there history and i found out that; there all porn freaks; i got some sick and lonly nieghbors, hope some of them are hot teenage girls
Straughn
31-12-2005, 05:35
*Presses a buzzer* Ford Prefect in Hitchhiker's Guide, the movie adaptation!
...chu gotsit, babe. *bows*
Hey Heikoku, did you save any posts from your "Comen'get me pseudochristians" thread?
It was a classic but they don't appear to have it on this server :(
Straughn
31-12-2005, 05:36
Freakin awesome!!! Reminds me of when I used to find people with unsecured wireless networks and download massive loads of porn. Moral of the story: Lock your wireless networks or some asshole like me will download massive amounts of porn using your connection. Good fun otherwise! :D
You might consider posting under the name, Verdigroth, then.