It's become clear that to ensure our safety, the Bush Administration must ban the int
Gymoor II The Return
30-12-2005, 04:27
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?chanID=sa004&articleID=000B5155-2077-13A8-9E4D83414B7F0101
Yeah, it sucks. Sure it'll impact the economy and throw is back into the dark ages of the pre-information technology revolution era, but we'll be safer,and our children won't be exposed to harmful images of what they fed off of when they were babies!
For the safety and security of America and it's citizens, we must abolish the internets.
That will definitely give us the edge over the terrorists...remember, if you can't see them, they can't see you! :p
The Emperor Fenix
30-12-2005, 04:32
YES ! It's the patriotic thing to do ! Through the technomalogical devilry out of your home/workplace.
Quibbleville
30-12-2005, 04:54
Who needs anything more than an abacus, anyway? These kids today with their hi-fi sets and their Yo-Yos. Next it'll be robots and jetpacks, I'll warrant.
Non Aligned States
30-12-2005, 05:04
Who needs anything more than an abacus, anyway? These kids today with their hi-fi sets and their Yo-Yos. Next it'll be robots and jetpacks, I'll warrant.
Oh, I don't think they want to ban this stuff. They just want to make it mandatory that every second of your life is recorded and archived a lot more than the Soviet Union ever dreamed of.
Imagine, every moment of your life under a camera and studied by hundreds, if not thousands of people. Just like an actor, except you don't get any script or royalties off it.
Gymoor II The Return
30-12-2005, 05:26
Every time you buy a computer, the terrorists win.
Soviet Haaregrad
30-12-2005, 05:28
Oh, I don't think they want to ban this stuff. They just want to make it mandatory that every second of your life is recorded and archived a lot more than the Soviet Union ever dreamed of.
Imagine, every moment of your life under a camera and studied by hundreds, if not thousands of people. Just like an actor, except you don't get any script or royalties off it.
If they're watching me then I'm sueing for royalties...
I wonder how long until the tapes get sold on DVD for our entertainment pleasures?
Every time you buy a computer, the terrorists win.
Everytime you contribute to a message board, the terrorists win.
Quibbleville
30-12-2005, 05:30
Every time I form a cogent thought the terrorists win.
*drinks more vodka*
What? It's Patriotism, damnit!
Soviet Haaregrad
30-12-2005, 05:31
Everytime you contribute to a message board, the terrorists win.
Stop it, you're helping Osama!!! :mad:
Gymoor II The Return
30-12-2005, 05:31
Everytime you contribute to a message board, the terrorists win.
Ha ha! You just made the terrorists win! Oh crap, so did I.
Devrakin
30-12-2005, 06:05
You can't stop the signal.Serenity/Firefly owns Dubya.
Ginnoria
30-12-2005, 06:06
Nooooooo!!!! Not my porno pipe!!!!!
For the safety and security of America and it's citizens, we must abolish the internets.
Let's just abolish everything electrical and stop guzzling petroleum like it's coca cola.
I can't remember the last time I got a letter in the real mail. I used to have a huge callous on my finger from writing with a pencil or pen. Now I get a cramp in three sentences.
Since we're headed to the dark ages anyway, let's do it right.
Zexaland
30-12-2005, 06:11
Saw this one coming.