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Would take Enzyte or any other crap to increase your size?

Neo Kervoskia
30-12-2005, 03:49
Would you?
Sdaeriji
30-12-2005, 03:52
I inadvertantly do. One of the testosterone supplements I take for working out has the same active ingredient as Enzyte, though in much smaller dosage. I can't say I've noticed a difference.
Vetalia
30-12-2005, 04:01
No, because it's probably a scam anyways...I don't care what they say, it's how you use it not how big it is. Hell, most people who'd need that stuff probably suck in bed...
Cannot think of a name
30-12-2005, 04:07
Here's the thing....if you go to the Enzyte website you discover that it doesn't increase your size but rather gives you 'fuller, firmer' erections.

So when Smiling Bob loses his shorts, it's his stiffy that everyone is admiring. And at that Christmas Party, the secretaries are lining up to sit on a stiffed rod.

Kinda twisted.
Vetalia
30-12-2005, 04:10
So when Smiling Bob loses his shorts, it's his stiffy that everyone is admiring. And at that Christmas Party, the secretaries are lining up to sit on a stiffed rod.

Kinda twisted.

Isn't that...illegal? Aren't the people who do that the ones you don't invite to the office party or barbeque? I mean, aren't there children around or something.

(and sure as hell don't let them be Santa)

My favorite was the Enzyte ad that got pulled for making "suggestions" about the girth of Asian men...smooth move.
Lacadaemon
30-12-2005, 04:19
Here's the thing....if you go to the Enzyte website you discover that it doesn't increase your size but rather gives you 'fuller, firmer' erections.

So when Smiling Bob loses his shorts, it's his stiffy that everyone is admiring. And at that Christmas Party, the secretaries are lining up to sit on a stiffed rod.

Kinda twisted.

You've been to the enzyte website.

LOL @ U. ;)
Qwystyria
30-12-2005, 04:27
This is a very sexist poll. I want an option that says "I don't have the relevant part this is designed to increase."
The Emperor Fenix
30-12-2005, 04:30
No need, i'm not risking my health for something i don't really need.
Lachenburg
30-12-2005, 04:37
Hmmm, speaking of Enzyte, I was flicking through channels the other day and came across one of those poorly made, cheap lawyer firm commericals stating that various ED medications could cause spontaneous blindness. But before I could ponder on that subject, Bible stories or something like that came on and I turned the channel.

So I guess 'No' would be the answer.
Soviet Haaregrad
30-12-2005, 05:03
Well, if I did I might hurt someone. ;)

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Peechland
30-12-2005, 05:12
It's too bad theres no pill to increase the size of one's brain. Or bank account.
Lets see Pfizer or GlaxoSmithKline come up with that.
Dodudodu
30-12-2005, 05:21
They Say that Masturbation causes Blindness...so I'll just do it until I need glasses ;)

I wouldn't take that crap either. All it does is make more blood pump there than normal. Can't be good for you.
IDF
30-12-2005, 05:34
Anyone remember the SNL parody of that commercial.

"If you have an erection that lasts for 4 hours, call a friend and brag about it."
Colodia
30-12-2005, 05:38
Anyone remember the SNL parody of that commercial.

"If you have an erection that lasts for 4 hours, call a friend and brag about it."
Well...yes. I do.
Kleptonis
30-12-2005, 05:58
This is a very sexist poll. I want an option that says "I don't have the relevant part this is designed to increase."
Come on, there are two extra options. What's wrong with them?
Amisk
30-12-2005, 06:07
People should stop filling themselves with so much artificial crap, including these stupid medications.
The Doors Corporation
30-12-2005, 07:46
honestly? I am not in a sexual relation with anyone, but If my wife/girlfriend was not being appeased as well/much as she desired (or I desired for her) then yes I would take it


in healthy doses
Keruvalia
30-12-2005, 07:52
Wait .... increase my size?

The size of my what?
Pacitalia
30-12-2005, 07:56
In the words of Rafael Palmeiro, I can't understand how that steroid test was positive. :)
Linthiopia
30-12-2005, 08:31
Uh... No. I'm pretty happy with where I am, so to speak.
Chellis
30-12-2005, 08:48
If I heard it worked, from real people, I probably would. Couldn't hurt to beef up old willy.
Carnivorous Lickers
30-12-2005, 14:23
I wouldnt take it. I'm lucky-or my wife is lucky-with my above average equipment.

Plus, with my luck, I'd take it and it wouldnt go where it should and I'd be walking around with a firmer, larger ear or nose.

Then no one would smile and wave to me like they do in the commercial.