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Would you?

I inadvertantly do. One of the testosterone supplements I take for working out has the same active ingredient as Enzyte, though in much smaller dosage. I can't say I've noticed a difference.

No, because it's probably a scam anyways...I don't care what they say, it's how you use it not how big it is. Hell, most people who'd need that stuff probably suck in bed...

Here's the thing....if you go to the Enzyte website you discover that it doesn't increase your size but rather gives you 'fuller, firmer' erections.

So when Smiling Bob loses his shorts, it's his stiffy that everyone is admiring. And at that Christmas Party, the secretaries are lining up to sit on a stiffed rod.

Kinda twisted.

So when Smiling Bob loses his shorts, it's his stiffy that everyone is admiring. And at that Christmas Party, the secretaries are lining up to sit on a stiffed rod.

Kinda twisted.

Isn't that...illegal? Aren't the people who do that the ones you don't invite to the office party or barbeque? I mean, aren't there children around or something.

(and sure as hell don't let them be Santa)

My favorite was the Enzyte ad that got pulled for making "suggestions" about the girth of Asian men...smooth move.

Here's the thing....if you go to the Enzyte website you discover that it doesn't increase your size but rather gives you 'fuller, firmer' erections.

So when Smiling Bob loses his shorts, it's his stiffy that everyone is admiring. And at that Christmas Party, the secretaries are lining up to sit on a stiffed rod.

Kinda twisted.

You've been to the enzyte website.

LOL @ U. ;)

This is a very sexist poll. I want an option that says "I don't have the relevant part this is designed to increase."

No need, i'm not risking my health for something i don't really need.

Hmmm, speaking of Enzyte, I was flicking through channels the other day and came across one of those poorly made, cheap lawyer firm commericals stating that various ED medications could cause spontaneous blindness. But before I could ponder on that subject, Bible stories or something like that came on and I turned the channel.

So I guess 'No' would be the answer.

Well, if I did I might hurt someone. ;)

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It's too bad theres no pill to increase the size of one's brain. Or bank account.
Lets see Pfizer or GlaxoSmithKline come up with that.

They Say that Masturbation causes Blindness...so I'll just do it until I need glasses ;)

I wouldn't take that crap either. All it does is make more blood pump there than normal. Can't be good for you.

Anyone remember the SNL parody of that commercial.

"If you have an erection that lasts for 4 hours, call a friend and brag about it."

Anyone remember the SNL parody of that commercial.

"If you have an erection that lasts for 4 hours, call a friend and brag about it."
Well...yes. I do.

This is a very sexist poll. I want an option that says "I don't have the relevant part this is designed to increase."
Come on, there are two extra options. What's wrong with them?

People should stop filling themselves with so much artificial crap, including these stupid medications.

honestly? I am not in a sexual relation with anyone, but If my wife/girlfriend was not being appeased as well/much as she desired (or I desired for her) then yes I would take it


in healthy doses

Wait .... increase my size?

The size of my what?

In the words of Rafael Palmeiro, I can't understand how that steroid test was positive. :)

Uh... No. I'm pretty happy with where I am, so to speak.

If I heard it worked, from real people, I probably would. Couldn't hurt to beef up old willy.

I wouldnt take it. I'm lucky-or my wife is lucky-with my above average equipment.

Plus, with my luck, I'd take it and it wouldnt go where it should and I'd be walking around with a firmer, larger ear or nose.

Then no one would smile and wave to me like they do in the commercial.