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Today I was victim of the worst mugging in human history.

As a friend of mine were walking out a park in Loughborough finishing our rollies, 3 scallie lads came up on bikes. One of them asked for some baccy, I obliged and gave him a small plug, he explained that it was for his weed (at which point he pulled out a half oz bag of skunk) before trying to grab my packet off me. He failed. His friend tried to grab it off me. He failed (both managed to grab onto it but their grips slipped). At this point me and my friend started walking towards the exit (about 15 feet away) and one of them punched me in the cheek. Thats right the cheek. Not the nose. Not the eyebrow. The cheek. I stood and stared at him before walking off when he tried to hit my friend, and missed! Missed a punch! We walked off and they didnt do anything to try and stop us.

Muggers arent what they were in the olden days.

You should have stolen their weed.

Whatever happened to classic knives?


Seriously though, what's a baccy?

Armageddon is near...those guys were probably to far out to do ANYTHING right.

Today I was victim of the worst mugging in human history.

As a friend of mine were walking out a park in Loughborough finishing our rollies, 3 scallie lads came up on bikes. One of them asked for some baccy, I obliged and gave him a small plug, he explained that it was for his weed (at which point he pulled out a half oz bag of skunk) before trying to grab my packet off me. He failed. His friend tried to grab it off me. He failed (both managed to grab onto it but their grips slipped). At this point me and my friend started walking towards the exit (about 15 feet away) and one of them punched me in the cheek. Thats right the cheek. Not the nose. Not the eyebrow. The cheek. I stood and stared at him before walking off when he tried to hit my friend, and missed! Missed a punch! We walked off and they didnt do anything to try and stop us.

Muggers arent what they were in the olden days.

Honestly, what do you expect, in Loughborough?

well to be fair, they were stoner muggers......

that is truely THE worst mugging in history

Whatever happened to classic knives?


Seriously though, what's a baccy?
Tobacco

You should have stolen their weed.


beat me to it.

they probably wouldn't have been able to stop you either.

I woulda lopped off the puncher's fucking ear. Maybe he'd reconsider his lame attempt into the criminal world.
And if it was me and a friend of mine we would have taken their bikes too.

I woulda lopped off the puncher's fucking ear. Maybe he'd reconsider his lame attempt into the criminal world.
And if it was me and a friend of mine we would have taken their bikes too.


ooo-tough guys are hot. I'd so love to see an ear lopping.

ooo-tough guys are hot. I'd so love to see an ear lopping.

I might let you have the ear too.

Or are you being sarcastic? Is it hotter to get slugged by a lame stoner and do nothing? now I'm confused.

ooo-tough guys are hot. I'd so love to see an ear lopping.

Yay! Peeches!

Welcome back, darlin'!

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I might let you have the ear too.

Or are you being sarcastic? Is it hotter to get slugged by a lame stoner and do nothing? now I'm confused.

no, not sarcastic. and i'd put the ear on my finger like a ring then hop on the back of the guys bike you took....then shout "LOOSER" as we ride off into the night.

Yeah, I would have have beaten them thoroughly, taken their weed and maybe kicked them in the ribs before I left.

I hate fucking thieves. But if they want to be thieves, I'd play a little "me too" and take the dope. Paybacks a motherf****r

Yay! Peeches!

Welcome back, darlin'!

:fluffle:

hey there "republic of missing peeches from the grave"....i slaughtered your nations name didnt i?;) good to be back you idleness.:fluffle:

I hate fucking thieves.

Surely, logic dictates: "Don't fuck them, then"?

no, not sarcastic. and i'd put the ear on my finger like a ring then hop on the back of the guys bike you took....then shout "LOOSER" as we ride off into the night.


Then I still love you. :fluffle:

I'm not necessarily a "violent guy", but when the situation warrants it, I'm among the most viscious.
This situation seems to have warranted violence of action.

Nah, Carnival would have been in his car, huge knive under the seat, .45 loaded in the pocket, few handgranades ready, and would have slaughtered those muggers, their families, relatives, friends, pets and neighbours. Just because he is always prepared.

Yes, sarcastic.

hey there "republic of missing peeches from the grave"....i slaughtered your nations name didnt i?;) good to be back you idleness.:fluffle:

Ah... there aren't many I'd have mangled my name for....

Hmmm... that sounds better when it's in my head, I think...;)

You have been sadly missed, my sweet.

Do I hear the patter of little UpwardThrusts? (Can't believe he isn't here already....)

Then I still love you. :fluffle:

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you better.:fluffle:


*puts on her "I'm with Vicious" t-shirt*

Nah, Carnival would have been in his car, huge knive under the seat, .45 loaded in the pocket, few handgranades ready, and would have slaughtered those muggers, their families, relatives, friends, pets and neighbours. Just because he is always prepared.

Yes, sarcastic.


shut up.

you have me confused with someone else.

shut up.

you have me confused with someone else.

Well wasn't you one of those those megamachoes who almost chuckled to their overheated testosteron production when the discussion about the dude who got pulled outta his car and robbed took place?

Really sorry there's a mistake, but your statements "...and I aint violent blaablaa, BUT I AM REALLY GOOD FIGHTER! I LIKE TO PUNCH PEOPLE! IM TOUGH MAN, UGH!not that I'm violent...." sounded a bit like those someone gave over there.

Well wasn't you one of those those megamachoes who almost chuckled to their overheated testosteron production when the discussion about the dude who got pulled outta his car and robbed took place?

Really sorry there's a mistake, but your statements "...and I aint violent blaablaa, BUT I AM REALLY GOOD FIGHTER! I LIKE TO PUNCH PEOPLE! IM TOUGH MAN, UGH!not that I'm violent...." sounded a bit like those someone gave over there.


I've handled my self on many occaisions-that doesnt make me a "megamacho". If you read any of that thread, you would have noticed me mentioning several times that I dont look for trouble and do what I can to avoid it.

Calm yourself, you sound like a hysterical pip squeak. People that shrill tend to spend more time as victims, not confident men.

I've handled my self on many occaisions-that doesnt make me a "megamacho". If you read any of that thread, you would have noticed me mentioning several times that I dont look for trouble and do what I can to avoid it.

Calm yourself, you sound like a hysterical pip squeak. People that shrill tend to spend more time as victims, not confident men.
Has Anne Coulter ever been fucked, do you think? Would she be less shrill if she had more rumpy pumpy? Does the same go for the Bush?

Well wasn't you one of those those megamachoes who almost chuckled to their overheated testosteron production when the discussion about the dude who got pulled outta his car and robbed took place?

Really sorry there's a mistake, but your statements "...and I aint violent blaablaa, BUT I AM REALLY GOOD FIGHTER! I LIKE TO PUNCH PEOPLE! IM TOUGH MAN, UGH!not that I'm violent...." sounded a bit like those someone gave over there.
Being a good fighter doesn't make you a "megamacho". Being willing to defend yourself doesn't make you a "megamacho". Being instilled with a sense of dignity and wanting to offer a beat-down on somebody who's wronged you doesn't make you a "megamacho". Those first two....they're common sense. The last one is human nature.

'Course I don't know where it'd fit in to me, being a girl and all, 'cause I just can't get offended from somebody insinuating that qualities that I possess are "macho" or not. It's a non-applicable insult.

Has Anne Coulter ever been fucked, do you think? Would she be less shrill if she had more rumpy pumpy? Does the same go for the Bush?
Bush isn't shrill, just wrong.

But I bet if he did his chimp call, that'd be pretty shrill.

that is truely THE worst mugging in history
No, that was a classic stoner mugging:D

Has Anne Coulter ever been fucked, do you think? Would she be less shrill if she had more rumpy pumpy? Does the same go for the Bush?

thats pretty good. topical & intelligent.

Has Anne Coulter ever been fucked, do you think? Would she be less shrill if she had more rumpy pumpy? Does the same go for the Bush?
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*rereads*

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Cahnt? Are you feeling unwell today?

You should have stolen their weed.
Exactly what I thought 2 minutes after I walked off

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*rereads*

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Cahnt? Are you feeling unwell today?
Would you rescue what's her name from Tom Cruise?

Would you rescue what's her name from Tom Cruise?
Damn it, you’ve gone mad.