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Well, what are you?

Personally, I'm a happy/funny drunk. Unless I have vodka.

I'm a happy, talkative drunk.

Everyone tells me I'm much...nicer/sweeter when I'm drunk. I got this habit of starting to talk very sexy or something when I'm drunk :eek:

Total dork.

Talks too much, not on topic, shares too much. Like a 12 year old blowing his chance at the big boy table by overdoing everything, then running a commentary on whatever stupid ass thing I just did right after it.

People try to get me to drink only until they succeed, then acknowledge what I've been telling them-I'm a far better stoner.

I dance a lot, and get even hornier (if that's at all possible) then eventually i start falling over all the time

I dance a lot, and get even hornier (if that's at all possible) then eventually i start falling over all the time
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I was borrowing what you said for myself. It's pretty similar, except I fall asleep in chairs shortly after I start falling over.

I'd have just left it as a quote alone (with no fullstop) but Jolt requires you to post something yourself, so...

only one choice ??
depends on what i am drinkin...
beer - tired
whiskey - awesome
both - dangerous

I was borrowing what you said for myself. It's pretty similar, except I fall asleep in chairs shortly after I start falling over.

I'd have just left it as a quote alone (with no fullstop) but Jolt requires you to post something yourself, so...
ah, ok. I wish i would fall asleep sometimes, it would save me a whole lot of pain, I always know when I've gotten too drunk one night when i wake up in the morning with huuuuuuge bruises on my knees :(

Total dork.

Talks too much, not on topic, shares too much. Like a 12 year old blowing his chance at the big boy table by overdoing everything, then running a commentary on whatever stupid ass thing I just did right after it.

People try to get me to drink only until they succeed, then acknowledge what I've been telling them-I'm a far better stoner.


LOL..thats too funny.^^

When I used to tie one on, I was a super funny drunk. But I was always the responsible one too. ALways looking after my girlfriends to make sure they didnt take up with some maniac, not letting people drive, being the peacemaker when fights would arise. But a total blast:cool: ....not to brag. Oh and if we were at my house or someone elses, I usually ended up cooking for everyone. Like full on meals in the middle of the night.

ah, ok. I wish i would fall asleep sometimes, it would save me a whole lot of pain, I always know when I've gotten too drunk one night when i wake up in the morning with huuuuuuge bruises on my knees :(
:D

I've woken up with black eyes, bruised arms and random scratches (strange girls inhabit goth clubs...) but never bruised knees.:p

It would suck to be a mean drunk.

I'm never drunk. But I don't drink, so that makes sense.

:D

I've woken up with black eyes, bruised arms and random scratches (strange girls inhabit goth clubs...) but never bruised knees.:p
i woke up with a broken wrist a few weeks ago :( now that was painful!

Depends, so I chose Myrth.

<1 liter of beer: Nice drunk.
<2 liters of beer: Happy drunk.
2-3 liters of beer: Funny drunk.
3-4 liters of beer: Mean drunk if you piss me off or sad drunk if unhappy.
4< liters of beer: Drunk drunk.

And I usually don't drink hard liquor anymore (Schnaps, Vodka...) - or only hard liquor (whisk(e)y, gin). Or red wine.

Anyway: Bottoms up! Prost!

Happy drunk. I dont get tired I just keep dancing, on and on and on...

It would suck to be a mean drunk.
my mum's a mean drunk, she turned to me the other night and told me i had a weird, horrendous nose'

Usually I just become loud and exibitionistic and more often than not I make a total ass out of myself in one way or another.

Last christmas I had a little party and demolished some of my furniture with a sword and threw out the debris out of the window (My appartment is on the third floor).
It was great fun until the cops showed up, but bythen my buddies had gone so I laid low and got away with, I was pretty nervous though...

i usually call a girl or two that I like and become sentimental, verbally abuse my friends, destroyes things.
Acually everything stupid and moronic you can imagine except that I dont pick fights.

my mum's a mean drunk, she turned to me the other night and told me i had a weird, horrendous nose'

Now that's weird. I've seen my parents smashed once, and it was definitely a Camcorder moment.

my mum's a mean drunk, she turned to me the other night and told me i had a weird, horrendous nose'

my god...thats mean. you shoulda told her you got it from her side of the family.

I'm never drunk. But I don't drink, so that makes sense.
Why don't you drink? I'm always curious about teetotalers.

i woke up with a broken wrist a few weeks ago :( now that was painful!
:eek:

I'm starting to think that Chalfont parties a little too hard...

New question for everyone - how much does it take before you start forgetting events in the evening? At 8 pints of scummy snakebite, all memories of the evening post-8th pint disappear.

I'd have to say I'm a lazy drunk...thats not up there though.
I was at a party, didn't fall asleep or anything, just didn't feel like moving...Didn't puke or anything...just talked to whoever came close enough to listen. At least thats what was on the videotape.

My friend is a wicked funny drunk...he'd never had alcohol before, so we spiked his eggnog without him looking. That was great.

:eek:

I'm starting to think that Chalfont parties a little too hard...

New question for everyone - how much does it take before you start forgetting events in the evening? At 8 pints of scummy snakebite, all memories of the evening post-8th pint disappear.
About a dozen shots.

Remember my thread about the girl in my room?

i really really don't want to know. which is probably why i don't drink.

i really really don't want to know. which is probably why i don't drink.

You're missing out, man.

Why don't you drink? I'm always curious about teetotalers.Various reasons.
-I don't generally like the taste of alcoholic drinks. Which ranks as the top reasons, but I always make up multiple reasons for anything.
-I like to remember what I do, besides which I can't act just as drunk without being it. If I don't want to remember anything for a night I'll go to sleep.
-For a while I was afraid of what I might do if I lost control, and drink tends to do that in people.
-I don't like certain types of drunk people. I don't know whether I'd be one but I don't care to find out.
I'm sure I should be able to come up with some more (not all equally valid). But rest assured it's not a based on any moral stance or anything.

About a dozen shots.

Remember my thread about the girl in my room?

I'm about the same...which is why we record everything that we do.

Whats the most anyone here has drank in the space of an hour?
I did a quart of Vodka once...ended up in the hospital.

I have no idea, I don't usually remember much (and I haven't been drunk in a couple of years)

I do know that I had a big after-prom party and we were playing this drinking game where you drew a word and everytime the movie said that you had to take a shot, anyway we were watching Episode I (it had just come out on video) and I was drinking everclear shots, and my word was Jedi.

After this scene...
QUI-GON
You must have Jedi reflexes if you
race Pods.

ANAKIN smiles. JAR JAR attempts to snare another bit of food
from the bowl with his tongue, but QUI-GON, in a flash, grabs
it between his thumb and forefinger. JAR JAR is startled.

QUI-GON
Don't do that again.

JAR JAR tries to acknowledge with some silly mumbling. QUI-
GON lets go of the tongue, and it snaps back into JAR JAR's
mouth.

ANAKIN
I... I was wondering... something...

QUI-GON
What?

ANAKIN
Well, ahhh... you're a Jedi Knight,
aren't you?

QUI-GON
What makes you think that?

ANAKIN
I saw your laser sword. Only Jedi
carry that kind of weapon.

QUI-GON leans back and slowly smiles.

QUI-GON
Perhaps I killed a Jedi and stole it
from him.

ANAKIN
I don't think so... No one can kill
a Jedi Knight.


I don't really remember much until the next morning when I had to go to work, and my friends said that I couldn't walk and that they had to hold me on the toilet so I could pee...... I think 5 shots in about 2 minutes was too much for me, they say after that scene someone switched me to vodka but like I said I don't really remember much......

I'm about the same...which is why we record everything that we do.

Whats the most anyone here has drank in the space of an hour?
I did a quart of Vodka once...ended up in the hospital.

That's probably not a good idea.

I a light weight when it comes to beer though, 1-2 bottles of budwiser and *hic* im gone, it does have its upsides though, for example its cheaper for me to get pissed, which apparently makes me stupider/funnier.

But Hey, it wouldnt be fun if it didnt happen...

You're missing out, man.What exactly are he and I missing?
Besides, when you're fully conscious, you can much better enjoy the weird escapades of drunks, and you may remember to record some black mail worthy events. ;)

Beer pong is better.

my god...thats mean. you shoulda told her you got it from her side of the family.
nah, she actually said 'that definately isn't from my side of the family' and my nan (from my dad's side) chimed in with 'yeah, that's a Daniel's nose, my aunties all had it'

i told her the next morning that she'd said it and she just said 'well it is weird' and stuck her tongue out at me:rolleyes: it can't be that weird though if it's taken her 18 years to notice

About a dozen shots.

Remember my thread about the girl in my room?

Yup! Did you ever find out what happened?

:eek:

I'm starting to think that Chalfont parties a little too hard...

New question for everyone - how much does it take before you start forgetting events in the evening? At 8 pints of scummy snakebite, all memories of the evening post-8th pint disappear.
it's the badgers! they're a bad influence

it's not so much the ammount i drink but what i drink, couple of shots of sambucca and i don't remember anything

nah, she actually said 'that definately isn't from my side of the family' and my nan (from my dad's side) chimed in with 'yeah, that's a Daniel's nose, my aunties all had it'

i told her the next morning that she'd said it and she just said 'well it is weird' and stuck her tongue out at me:rolleyes: it can't be that weird though if it's taken her 18 years to notice


bullocks....i've seen your nose and its very nice. mum just had a few too many is all.

What exactly are he and I missing?
Besides, when you're fully conscious, you can much better enjoy the weird escapades of drunks, and you may remember to record some black mail worthy events. ;)

Well, you're missing out on good stories to tell your kids.

Well, you're missing out on good stories to tell your kids.Huh? How so, because I can remember what actually happens? :P

<snip>
At least you didn't draw the word 'a' :p

I think the drinking game I'd most like to try would be "Try to keep up with Withnail and I". Killer.

You're missing out, man.

most probably not. you don't know what's going on in there *runs finger across forehead and chest* already without alcohol, and chances are you're better off that way.

@ damor: she. and:i second what you said till now, plus some more, but yes.

Yup! Did you ever find out what happened?

No, not really.


Part of me doesn't want to know exactly what happened.

Huh? How so, because I can remember what actually happens? :P
Because the stories your friends tell you the day after are funnier.

I chased a dog for 3 miles one New Years Eve. It was icy and I fell over. Alot.

Because the stories your friends tell you the day after are funnier.

I chased a dog for 3 miles one New Years Eve. It was icy and I fell over. Alot.

Now I would have payed to see tribes do that!

At least you didn't draw the word 'a' :p

I think the drinking game I'd most like to try would be "Try to keep up with Withnail and I". Killer.
we used to play a similar game with clerks, but it was phrases you know like "I am not even supposed to be here today" was worth 4 shots. I don't remember much about those either..........


anyway, I don't really drink any more. I have a cocktail every once in a while and a bottle of wine with my hubby sometimes but that's about it. Being drunk really wasn't that fun (because I can't remember it mostly) and I always woke up with a hang over.

I'm about the same...which is why we record everything that we do.

Whats the most anyone here has drank in the space of an hour?
I did a quart of Vodka once...ended up in the hospital.
this:

http://img505.imageshack.us/my.php?image=uni0142os.jpg

plus 8 shots of sambucca

bullocks....i've seen your nose and its very nice. mum just had a few too many is all.
i've always been told it's pretty cute the way it goes up at the end, i think my mum just likes to tease me

I've never met anyone else who reacts to alcohol quite like I do. I wouldn't call it a "sad" drunk exactly, but I'm content with sitting on the couch and watching TV, talking, not talking--anything. A lot of people I know get all hyper when they drink, but I seem to react to alcohol for what it really is: a depressant.

Obviously my mannerisms change a bit, but I'm really just a slightly exaggerated version of myself when I get drunk--even if I get really plastered : volume doesn't seem to make [i]too much of a difference, even though my tolerance isn;t quite what it used to be. From what I can gather I'm unusually coherent while drunk, and while you certainly can tell I'm out of it, I can still hold sensible conversations with people and I don't seem to slur my speech horribly either. I also have an unusual amount of restraint when it comes to saying stupid things; I'm not the kind of person who will let secrets or insults slip after a few double shots. I control my buzz very well.

this:

http://img505.imageshack.us/my.php?image=uni0142os.jpg

plus 8 shots of sambucca

That's enough to put a yak down for a weekend.

Well, you're missing out on good stories to tell your kids.

oh, you mean like the ones where i spent a good full hour of a party inside the bathroom, counting the tiles from floor to celing, and then go back and take everyone i met by the shoulders, shake them and yell "they are 247! 247! it's a shiny conspiracy!" at them and wouldn't let go till they repeated it?

unfortunately, i was dead sober. probably making it an even better story.

I've never met anyone else who reacts to alcohol quite like I do. I wouldn't call it a "sad" drunk exactly, but I'm content with sitting on the couch and watching TV, talking, not talking--anything. A lot of people I know get all hyper when they drink, but I seem to react to alcohol for what it really is: a depressant.

Obviously my mannerisms change a bit, but I'm really just a slightly exaggerated version of myself when I get drunk--even if I get really plastered : volume doesn't seem to make [i]too much of a difference, even though my tolerance isn;t quite what it used to be. From what I can gather I'm unusually coherent while drunk, and while you certainly can tell I'm out of it, I can still hold sensible conversations with people and I don't seem to slur my speech horribly either. I also have an unusual amount of restraint when it comes to saying stupid things; I'm not the kind of person who will let secrets or insults slip after a few double shots. I control my buzz very well.

If I had to guess who would be the most coherent when drunk NSer, I would put my money on Melkor.

oh, you mean like the ones where i spent a good full hour of a party inside the bathroom, counting the tiles from floor to celing, and then go back and take everyone i met by the shoulders, shake them and yell "they are 247! 247! it's a shiny conspiracy!" at them and wouldn't let go till they repeated it?

unfortunately, i was dead sober. probably making it an even better story.

Yup. Like that.

Those tiles hear all...*shiftyeyes*

That's enough to put a yak down for a weekend.
yep, but judging my the boys in ties in the background it was football night and football night is getting hammered (more than other nights) night so it's ok

That's probably not a good idea.

Definately wasn't, but I am moderately proud of it. A friend of mine was put up to the same challenge and hardly put a dent in what he had.

I'm a good drinker :)

yep, but judging my the boys in ties in the background it was football night and football night is getting hammered (more than other nights) night so it's ok

So that's the reason behind all those British soccer riots!

i'm a good drinker
no. a good drinker is the one who knows when to stop before becoming a burden.

Yup. Like that.
so you just killed your argument. damor, we win.

Those tiles hear all..
you say it. i believe it. that is what makes you someone who may drink and me someone who better abstained.

So that's the reason behind all those British soccer riots!
i dunno, the footballl boys at my uni tend to just like getting naked rather than fighting when they're drunk (stick the Baywatch theme tune on and without fail every single one of them will be on the stage shirtless, it's great)

no. a good drinker is the one who knows when to stop before becoming a burden.

So if I called 911 by myself, I would have been a good drinker?

I'm about the same...which is why we record everything that we do.

Whats the most anyone here has drank in the space of an hour?
I did a quart of Vodka once...ended up in the hospital.
I knew someone who did that with a bottle of Gin. It wasn't pretty.

Since I drink beer (generally) I tend to drink slower than spirit drinkers. Of my own free will, I've drunk 6 pints in an hour. On a pub crawl (one mandatory drink per bar, up to 20 bars on the good ones) I decided to do shots once and...well, I don't remember more than 40 minutes of the night, partly because I had 4 shots in the first bar and partly because I drank 3l of shitstrong cider beforehand.

Peer pressure truly is a bitch. :p

<lying snippage>
*is shocked*

:eek: I'm not TSI! We may be similar at certain points, but I'M BRITISH! :eek:

I drink very little but when I do, I think I'm a giddy one. I don't make a lot of sense (at least thought wise) and I like to talk, and once wound up confessing something to a friend I never would have done sober.

so you just killed your argument. damor, we win. *w00t* :p

If I had to guess who would be the most coherent when drunk NSer, I would put my money on Melkor.
I've got a lot of Irish blood; that may explain a few things. If I have all day to prepare I'm capable of drinking insane amounts of liquor, although my tolerance isn't what it used to be. I won't bother to tell you all what my record is, since I have a hard enough time believing it myself and this is the internet after all. The most surprising thing is my consumption ability compared to my bodyweight; I'm actually more than few pounds underweight, but I've seldom had trouble outdrinking larger folks. I did 8 shots in 5 minutes once.

Despite getting super loaded on several occasions, I have yet to pass out involuntarily, and I always remember to sleep face down, even after 10+ drinks. Before last week, I'd never blacked out, but I don't know if I can even count that since by all accounts, I was half asleep anyway: this 'blackout' period occured the next morning--I can still remember everything that went on while I actually was drunk.

What kind of a drunk am I? Well, that depends. When I was younger, I drank A LOT. And smoked pot, or did mushrooms at the same time. Which made me a pretty out of control drunk. When I just drank...to excess...I became a total liar. I don't know why. Not only that, I'd either be really, really happy, or looking for a fight. Stupid, either way. Now I control my drinking pretty severely. I get to the buzz point and not beyond. None of this puking and then drinking some more...and forget about having hangovers. I started drinking late (late for my peers anyway) at 16 and never suffered from a hangover until I was about 22. But one bout of a three day wish-I-could-die hangover seemed to have cured me of wanting to take it too far.

So now, I'm a social drunk. Food and friends while drinking are a must. I'm also an incredibly cheap drunk, since I was totally dry for about 4 years while I had my girls and nursed them. And because I never go beyond a certain point, I'm really not that different when I've been drinking.

So if I called 911 by myself, I would have been a good drinker?

no. you'd have been a major burden on the person on the other end of the line.
not even talking about the burden on the parameds and whoever else got to deal with you.


and i most sincerely apologize to Tribes. and/or TSI. whichever one is more appropriate.

These are the heros for a generation of drinkers.
http://www.corkfilmfest.org/ciff/press-vi.html
:) Imagine the hangover after that.

I'm good natured and funny when I'm drunk.

:D

I've woken up with black eyes, bruised arms and random scratches (strange girls inhabit goth clubs...) but never bruised knees.:p

Aaah, Goth Clubs.... don't get a lot of that, round here...

*Sadly remembers his past*.

I'm more of a sleepy drunk, i think.... I get a buzz that lasts for ages, then I fall asleep.

Except on this 'canoe-love' product Americans call 'Beer'. Then I just get sick.

I'm good natured and funny when I'm drunk.
So you're completely not yourself when you drink?:D

:D

I've woken up with black eyes, bruised arms and random scratches (strange girls inhabit goth clubs...) but never bruised knees.:p
It's the bite on my backside I regret the most.

So you're completely not yourself when you drink?:D


You bring out the worst in me, sweet friend.

It's the bite on my backside I regret the most.

Holy Shit!! Tell me you didnt go to college in Rhode Island?

Holy Shit!! Tell me you didnt go to college in Rhode Island?
No, no, no. She bit my arse...

now see this is why i voted Carnivorous Lickers and Sin as the two NSers I'd like to be in a room with.....and now i'm thinking maybe while they are drunk

now see this is why i voted Carnivorous Lickers and Sin as the two NSers I'd like to be in a room with.....and now i'm thinking maybe while they are drunk
Because he'll be friendly and happy, and I'll be a belligerent liar?:D

Holy Shit!! Tell me you didnt go to college in Rhode Island?

Where'd you go? URI? PC? RIC? I'm in Rhode Island

Because he'll be friendly and happy, and I'll be a belligerent liar?:D

theres nothing more amusing than a drunk belligerent liar Sin...;)

theres nothing more amusing than a drunk belligerent liar Sin...;)
Och...except of course when you happen to be that drunk, belligerent liar, who has to deal with the fallout of her drunken belligerence and lying:)

I'm a loud, talkative, melodramatic, narcisstic drunk.

Och...except of course when you happen to be that drunk, belligerent liar, who has to deal with the fallout of her drunken belligerence and lying:)
Perhaps Carnivorous would deal with it for you, if you asked him nicely and he was drunk enough?

Well, what are you?
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You are asking TrashCat an irresponsible question.
I have had much Spiked Eggnog and will now claw your face off.

I can't say that I know exactly what kind of a drunk I am, exactly, because I've never been drunk per se. I do know, however, that I have a relatively high alcohol tolerance and I'm still responsible when drunkish. I know when to quit, and I don't give in to peer pressure to drink more. When I'm deepest into it, though, just before I cut myself off, I get really philosophical, quiet (more quiet than usual, which is saying something), and thoughtful.

Then again, I'm usually like this, so basically the beginning stages of drunkenness makes me more talkative and less reserved, then later I go back to my original personality.

I'm a loud, talkative, melodramatic, narcisstic drunk.
A Republican?

drunk drunk. first thing to go for me is my speech... all slurry-like, so i generally seem more drunk than i am :(
but i end up a sad drunk


so i don't get drunk anymore

drunk drunk. first thing to go for me is my speech... all slurry-like, so i generally seem more drunk than i am :(
but i end up a sad drunk


so i don't get drunk anymore
*crosses arms*

STRAIGHT EDGE (/jk)

I need to get you drunk and laugh with you. Alcohol should only lead to sadness when alone and not doing fun things. To the random bar with shit happening that's quite funny! *whoosh*

You should never go out drinking with somebody who's straight edge: it's even less fun than taking a vegetarian to a French restaurant.

*crosses arms*

STRAIGHT EDGE (/jk)

I need to get you drunk and laugh with you. Alcohol should only lead to sadness when alone and not doing fun things. To the random bar with shit happening that's quite funny! *whoosh*
*whoosh!*

*looks around*

...well this is fun :(

it was mostly my mates (bad company), but partly alcohol and me just lead to feeling bad and sad...

and i am pretty much straight edge now, yes :eek:

A Republican?

Yeah, alcohol reacts with my brain to create conservativism lol...

supposedly i'm the exact same when i'm drunk

Out of the available answers, I'd say I'm a happy drunk. I'm rarely loud or obnoixous when I'm drunk (unless I want to be).

I find it interesting how many people say they forget things and pass out while drunk. Of all the times I've been drunk, I remember them all, and have never passed out; neither have I had hangovers. As it stands, I see no reason not to drink, as I've not had a bad time yet. (Mind you, you don't need to be drunk to have fun, drinking just makes the time funner.)

I find it interesting how many people say they forget things and pass out while drunk. Of all the times I've been drunk, I remember them all, and have never passed out; neither have I had hangovers. As it stands, I see no reason not to drink, as I've not had a bad time yet. (Mind you, you don't need to be drunk to have fun, drinking just makes the time funner.)
a therapist in drug rehab told me once that people who pass out or have memory loss when drunk, do so because their bodies react to alchohol differently, like she said the reason it happened to me was because my dad was an alchoholic and that I was "genetically different" when it came to how my body handled liquor, but I think she was full of crap. ;) I have heard it a lot though, but mostly from drug rehab counselors, so it may be another one of their lies.

No, no, no. She bit my arse...


I see...I left a girl in Rhode Island-Salve Regina- with a permanent bite mark on her right ass cheek. Its still there, She is proud of it. She wears a thong.

Because he'll be friendly and happy, and I'll be a belligerent liar?:D

"Why don twe get drunk and screw?" Jimmy Buffett.

im a 'whr the fuck is everyone' drunk


by the time im drunk most have passedout/left etc

I see...I left a girl in Rhode Island-Salve Regina- with a permanent bite mark on her right ass cheek. Its still there, She is proud of it. She wears a thong.
I see. She wears the thong at work?

I see. She wears the thong at work?

Uh-no. In the summer she wears a thong bathing suit to the nearby beach. She isnt upset at my teeth marks being there.

Uh-no. In the summer she wears a thong bathing suit to the nearby beach. She isnt upset at my teeth marks being there.

wow...so you really are a carnivorous licker......*fans self*

Irish ;) :D

I dance a lot, and get even hornier (if that's at all possible) then eventually i start falling over all the time
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I am a none of the above Dunk Drunk

"Why don twe get drunk and screw?" Jimmy Buffett.
Great song! Good plan, too - with the right person :D
im a 'whr the fuck is everyone' drunk
by the time im drunk most have passedout/left etc
Happened to me last time I joined the party late... ready to party but nobody left to party with :(

cross between mean, happy and sad

It depends on the company/location/how I felt going into the drinking session etc. Right now, I'm a 'meh' drunk. Well, more a 'meh' tipsy.