NationStates Jolt Archive


Jesus wants a menthol!

Drunk commies deleted
29-12-2005, 18:51
A teacher high on drugs was found standing stark naked in the snow, claiming to be Jesus and demanding a menthol cigarette. Apparently he's a good teacher. It would be a shame if this incident damages his career.

According to court papers, when Lofton was asked if he was okay, he responded, "No, I am ... crazy, and I need a menthol cigarette."

When asked where he lived and why he was naked, Lofton is alleged to have said that he was "Jesus Christ" and that the officer must be "God," court papers say.


http://www.pennlive.com/news/patriotnews/index.ssf?/base/news/1135851671239760.xml&coll=1
Ashmoria
29-12-2005, 19:00
nooo i think that unless the drug use was somehow caused by (rather thanthe cause of) his being crazy, he is done with the teaching biz.

kinda like the albuquerque principal who went out to the most remote area of new meixco for a little hunting/cocainebinge trip. he got picked up by the cops for not using his seat belt. they kinda noticed the open containers of alcohol in the back seat and the bag of cocaine he had stuffed into his mouth. hes not a principal anymore.
Randomlittleisland
29-12-2005, 23:53
A teacher high on drugs was found standing stark naked in the snow, claiming to be Jesus and demanding a menthol cigarette. Apparently he's a good teacher. It would be a shame if this incident damages his career.



http://www.pennlive.com/news/patriotnews/index.ssf?/base/news/1135851671239760.xml&coll=1

Why do all the crazies claim to be Jesus? It's so monotonous.

I want lunatics claiming to be Mohammed, Vishnu, the Buddha and the Flying Spaghetti Monster to reflect our multi-cultural society.
Peechland
29-12-2005, 23:58
menthols....ick.

sounds like he had some bad Chinese.
Boonytopia
30-12-2005, 01:53
Well bugger me, who would have thought that Jesus would smoke menthols?
German Nightmare
30-12-2005, 02:26
I only switch to menthols when I have a cold.
Drunk commies deleted
30-12-2005, 22:08
Well bugger me, who would have thought that Jesus would smoke menthols?
Well, I guess the "Jesus was black" people were right.
Safalra
30-12-2005, 22:14
It would be a shame if this incident damages his career.
Yeah - I mean, we've all be in a situation like that. Haven't we?
The South Islands
30-12-2005, 22:20
Yeah - I mean, we've all be in a situation like that. Haven't we?

With the people on this forum?

Better than even money.
LarinaVille
30-12-2005, 22:25
Well, I guess the "Jesus was black" people were right.

HAHA