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What do you think the world could use more of next year to make it a better, or at least more interesting place?

I'd like to see more:

Roving bands of maniacs. The rogue santas of New Zealand really helped to demonstrate just how entertaining roving bands of maniacs can be. :)

Political pieings. I'm all for splattering political pundits and other public figures with cramy pastries.

Female Sexual Predators. It's been a good year for fourteen and fifteen year old students who want to get it on with their teachers. :)

Cake. Can there ever be too much cake?

Political pieings. I'm all for splattering political pundits and other public figures with cramy pastries.



We can't have half-assed pieings though. If you're going to pie a pundint, MP or something, you have to get a clean, full facial pieing.

Cake. Can there ever be too much cake?
The band or the tasty pastury?

Funk. Every thing I do goin' be funky. From now on.

We can't have half-assed pieings though. If you're going to pie a pundint, MP or something, you have to get a clean, full facial pieing.

Agreed. Not like those lamers that tossed haphazardly at Ann Coulder as they ran by. If you're going to take the time, take a little extra and do it right. That's my motto. :)

more cheese.

you heard me

The band or the tasty pastury?

Funk. Every thing I do goin' be funky. From now on.

There's a band called Cake? Since you have apparently heard them, I'll let you judge whether we ought to have more.

Funk indeed. :)

More human catapultings.

SPOOOOOIIIIIIIIIInnnnnnggggggg...

Chocolate. :D

Oh, and sex of course.

Chocolate. :D

Oh, and sex of course.


Many good things in life can be combined, and those are 2 of them.

Many good things in life can be combined, and those are 2 of them.

Mmmm....chocolate sex....

Many good things in life can be combined, and those are 2 of them.

Oh, the possibilities....

But I bet that really stains.

gentlemen, most men these days just aren't chivalrous enough

gentlemen, most men these days just aren't chivalrous enough
We try and make up for it with our funkyness.

Cause we fun-kay. Ow.

gentlemen, most men these days just aren't chivalrous enough
Women killed chivalry. Which is great for us lazy people. I gots more important stuff to do that hold doors open and stuff.

We need some political piercings too! Especially in certain unseen places...

We try and make up for it with our funkyness.

Cause we fun-kay. Ow.
most don't try though, I rarely have doors held open for me, only once has a man given up his seat for me on a bus so i didn't have to stand up, and i've had boyfriends in the past who've made me pay for myself when they take me out and even get the bus home on my own even though they drive because they were going the other way!

most don't try though, I rarely have doors held open for me, only once has a man given up his seat for me on a bus so i didn't have to stand up, and i've had boyfriends in the past who've made me pay for myself when they take me out and even get the bus home on my own even though they drive because they were going the other way!
That's not funk-ay. Or even funky.

That's defunk.

most don't try though, I rarely have doors held open for me, only once has a man given up his seat for me on a bus so i didn't have to stand up, and i've had boyfriends in the past who've made me pay for myself when they take me out and even get the bus home on my own even though they drive because they were going the other way!
Did you withhold sex? I wouldv'e withheld sex..

Women killed chivalry. Which is great for us lazy people. I gots more important stuff to do that hold doors open and stuff.


damn feminazis

Did you withhold sex? I wouldv'e withheld sex..
of course i withheld sex, I also made sure I never saw him again, but you can't withhold sex from random men on the streets who don't hold doors open for you or give up their seat on the bus for you, well you can, and you should, but you wouldn't be giving them sex anyway so it doesn't count

of course i withheld sex, I also made sure I never saw him again, but you can't withhold sex from random men on the streets who don't hold doors open for you or give up their seat on the bus for you, well you can, and you should, but you wouldn't be giving them sex anyway so it doesn't count
You should just start gropping men who do open doors for you, just give 'em a quick tug and a wink, or a pinch depending on what's easiest.

If dude's thought that someone would touch 'em funny even for a second if they just held open a door dudes'd be disabling automatic doors just for the opportunity to open doors for women...

You should just start gropping men who do open doors for you, just give 'em a quick tug and a wink, or a pinch depending on what's easiest.

If dude's thought that someone would touch 'em funny even for a second if they just held open a door dudes'd be disabling automatic doors just for the opportunity to open doors for women...
but that wouldn't be very ladylike and so i wouldn't deserve to have doors opened for me

gentlemen, most men these days just aren't chivalrous enough
some women hate chivalry and think its sexist. others still like it.
we have to go for the happy medium of being lazy cos pissing a woman off for being sexist is worse than just being a fat lazy slob *nods* ;)

but that wouldn't be very ladylike and so i wouldn't deserve to have doors opened for me
Hmmm. Catch-22.

some women hate chivalry and think its sexist. others still like it.
we have to go for the happy medium of being lazy cos pissing a woman off for being sexist is worse than just being a fat lazy slob *nods* ;)
some women are seriously stupid, they should wear hats that say 'I'm a feminazi so treat me bad' then you'd know who to hold doors open for

I you want me to treat you like a lady and be all gentleman like, let me know in advance. Otherwise I'll opt for the safe condition of lazyness..

some women are seriously stupid, they should wear hats that say 'I'm a feminazi so treat me bad' then you'd know who to hold doors open forOr you should wear a princess' tiara, and we know we have to treat you like a princess ;)

some women are seriously stupid, they should wear hats that say 'I'm a feminazi so treat me bad' then you'd know who to hold doors open for
good idea *gets working on the hats*

Or you should wear a princess' tiara, and we know we have to treat you like a princess ;)
like this one?
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way ahead of you dude

like this one?
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way ahead of you dude
That picture is down right adorable.

As is, I imagine, the sound of a british chick saying 'dude.'

like this one?
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way ahead of you dudeGood, If I see anyone wearing that, I'll hold open the door and give up my seat and be all chivalrous ;)

That picture is down right adorable.

As is, I imagine, the sound of a british chick saying 'dude.'
:p

Good, If I see anyone wearing that, I'll hold open the door and give up my seat and be all chivalrous ;)
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Many good things in life can be combined, and those are 2 of them.
Shall my fantasy about a chocolate woman be realised in the next year? Can she be dark chocolate... so delicious.

gentlemen, most men these days just aren't chivalrous enough
Most men treat women as equals. Ideally we should be kind to each other regardless of gender.

most don't try though, I rarely have doors held open for me, only once has a man given up his seat for me on a bus so i didn't have to stand up, and i've had boyfriends in the past who've made me pay for myself when they take me out and even get the bus home on my own even though they drive because they were going the other way!
Were you much poorer than your boyfriend? If not, why should he pay your way? Freeloader!

Why should a man give up his seat on the bus if you're neither pregnant nor old? Standing is no easier for him than it is for you. Lazy!

I avoid paying for the indulgences of girlfriends (unless she has no money). Not because I'm a stingy old scrooge, but because it risks becoming a system of love and sex as a reward for cash. I have more respect for women than that. I'm sorry that you don't.

Humor and common sense.

Shall my fantasy about a chocolate woman be realised in the next year? Can she be dark chocolate... so delicious.


Most men treat women as equals. Ideally we should be kind to each other regardless of gender.


Were you any more poor than your boyfriend? If not, why should he pay your way? Freeloader!

Why should a man give up his seat on the bus if you're neither pregnant nor old? Standing is no easier for him than it is for you. Lazy!

I avoid paying for the indulgences of girlfriends (unless she has no money). Not because I'm a stingy old scrooge, but because it risks becoming a system of love and sex as a reward for cash. I have more respect for women than that. I'm sorry that you don't.
you could always just cover a woman in chocolate....

and yes i usually i was! most of the guys i've dated were older and had jobs whereas i was in school or college! And if a guy says to me 'can I take you out sometime?' why should I expect to pay? he said he's taking me out

because good old traditional manners say so! sometimes i wish i lived in the 1950s :(

more cheese.

you heard me
But ... but ... it's not easy, bein' cheesy! :p

But ... but ... it's not easy, bein' cheesy! :p
not cheesy enough!! :mad:


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thats better :)

What do you think the world could use more of next year to make it a better, or at least more interesting place?

I'd like to see more:

Roving bands of maniacs. The rogue santas of New Zealand really helped to demonstrate just how entertaining roving bands of maniacs can be. :)

Political pieings. I'm all for splattering political pundits and other public figures with cramy pastries.

Female Sexual Predators. It's been a good year for fourteen and fifteen year old students who want to get it on with their teachers. :)

Cake. Can there ever be too much cake?

More great sex - there's plenty of mediocre sex.

you could always just cover a woman in chocolate....

and yes i usually i was! most of the guys i've dated were older and had jobs whereas i was in school or college! And if a guy says to me 'can I take you out sometime?' why should I expect to pay? he said he's taking me out

because good old traditional manners say so! sometimes i wish i lived in the 1950s :(
I have to admit to being an unrepentant traditionalist when it comes to this sort of thing. I don't care if she's a feminazi, younger than me, older than me ( :eek: ), or just plain ugly ... if she's female, I'm going to hold the door open, open the car door and close it after she's seated, give up my seat, help her off with her coat, light her cig if she smokes, pay for dinner and everything else, etc. Why? 'Cause I have to live with the way I was raised, and I think it was a pretty damned good way to be raised. Besides, whether she appreciates it or not, it means that *I* am a gentleman. So sue me! :p

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I have to admit to being an unrepentant traditionalist when it comes to this sort of thing. I don't care if she's a feminazi, younger than me, older than me ( :eek: ), or just plain ugly ... if she's female, I'm going to hold the door open, open the car door and close it after she's seated, give up my seat, help her off with her coat, light her cig if she smokes, pay for dinner and everything else, etc. Why? 'Cause I have to live with the way I was raised, and I think it was a pretty damned good way to be raised. Besides, whether she appreciates it or not, it means that *I* am a gentleman. So sue me! :p
meh i'm more with Eruantalon on this one. i mean you can be polite and a gentleman in that respect while being equal. i wouldn't expect a woman to do any of that stuff for me, so why should she expect me to?
if i do, thats just nice, but i should not be expected to.
as a result, i'm polite, but only as polite as i am/try to be with all people (ok i might make a bit more of an effort but not all that)

money is a relative matter tho. if i'm earning and she's not its only fair i should pay. if she were earning and i were not, the reverse would be true. if we're both earning, i'd expect to split the bill.

equal, see. polite, manners, courtesy, but not a doormat.

Manners and common courtesy. It just makes good sense to lubricate the wheels of society with a bit of mutual respect. :p

I have to admit to being an unrepentant traditionalist when it comes to this sort of thing. I don't care if she's a feminazi, younger than me, older than me ( :eek: ), or just plain ugly ... if she's female, I'm going to hold the door open, open the car door and close it after she's seated, give up my seat, help her off with her coat, light her cig if she smokes, pay for dinner and everything else, etc. Why? 'Cause I have to live with the way I was raised, and I think it was a pretty damned good way to be raised. Besides, whether she appreciates it or not, it means that *I* am a gentleman. So sue me! :p
*applauds* Eut, you sir, are a fine man and a true gent! if only there were more like you.


Women bring men into the world and raise them and they should damn well be respected for that.

A sence of humour

... i wouldn't expect a woman to do any of that stuff for me, so why should she expect me to?

equal, see. polite but not a doormat.
You're missing the point. I'm not a gentleman because I expect anything. I'm a gentleman because I choose to be a gentleman and couldn't give a shit less what anyone else does.

*applauds* Eut, you sir, are a fine man and a true gent! if only there were more like you.


Women bring men into the world and raise them and they should damn well be respected for that.
[ blushes ] Thank you, hon. I've never met you, but I strongly suspect that you're a true lady. :)

I'll go that a step further and say that anyone anywhere deserves respect simply because they are.

*applauds* Eut, you sir, are a fine man and a true gent! if only there were more like you.


Women bring men into the world and raise them and they should damn well be respected for that.
[ blushes ] Thank you, hon. I've never met you, but I strongly suspect that you're a true lady. :)

I'll go that a step further and say that anyone anywhere deserves respect simply because they are.

You're missing the point. I'm not a gentleman because I expect anything. I'm a gentleman because I choose to be a gentleman and couldn't give a shit less what anyone else does.
which is why i said this bit:

if i do, thats just nice, but i should not be expected to.


its nice, and gentlemanly, yes... but the fact that (some) women expect you to do these things is what cheapens the entire thing. its a one-way system and frankly i don't want to pander to what is clearly taking advantage and sexist on behalf of the woman.

what i'm trying to say is that if there were no expectations to do so, acting in this courteous and "gentlemanly" way with women on dates would be fine... but if the woman expects it, then it goes from just being nice and what you believe to be morally right, to just pandering to this ridiculous one-way scenario.

i wonder how quickly the tables would turn if i said that the woman should always be the one to pay, light my cigarettes, open and close all the doors for me... its clearly not a give-take scenario, just one-way.
i'd much rather - from my own moral standpoint - treat her as an equal and let her open and close her own damn door, cos she's quite capable of doing so and i doubt she would do it for me.

(the "...do it for me" bit is validation and confirmation of the lack of supposed and ideal 'give-take' (equal) relationship, and not latent narcissism... honest)

:)

being a gentleman or woman is a very nice choice to make. your parents did a good job.

I'd rather see a pregnant woman standing up than a fat woman crying.

[ blushes ] Thank you, hon. I've never met you, but I strongly suspect that you're a true lady. :)

I'll go that a step further and say that anyone anywhere deserves respect simply because they are.
hmmm, in a perfect world sure, everyone deserves respect, but this isn't a perfect world and some people do bad things and I just find it impossible to respect people who rape or murder etc. what I said before about women needing to be respected, i meant they deserve to be treated well (or as it was put earlier, like princesses) by men because without women men wouldn't exist (and don't go into the whole women couldn't exist without men either because a) techniclly it is possible and b) women are the ones that give birth and bring up the children)

I'd rather see a pregnant woman standing up than a fat woman crying.
yes i've done that before :headbang:


perhaps this is why i turned from "gentleman" to "complete heartless bastard" (:rolleyes: )


eut (and tink), it seems we define 'respect' differently...

next year... hmmmm

more of:

i would love to see Google form it's own cyber-country with cit ;) izens, etc. mark my words. it'll happen one day.

oh... and chocolate
and more sex
and less strings attatched
nuclear energy
an american president who can do his job
more love
free love :fluffle:
and a RETURN OF THE HIPPIE AGES!!! :eek:


:cool:

what I said before about women needing to be respected, i meant they deserve to be treated well (or as it was put earlier, like princesses) by men because without women men wouldn't exist (and don't go into the whole women couldn't exist without men either because a) techniclly it is possible and b) women are the ones that give birth and bring up the children)
a) technically it is possible for men to bear children. its been done.
if you're going to go into this; women are needed for the eggs, granted, but only as a vessel for the zygote. i'm sure with IVF and/or modern genetics, men could reproduce without need for eggs. disturbing thought tho
(and also, without us you wouldn't exist, leaving genetics aside, so cram it)

b) oh stop living in the 50s :rolleyes:


i think everyone deserves to be treated properly and with respect, and women are no exception, but being treated like princesses? come on... :rolleyes:
(hmm sorry this seems to really have got my back up for some reason)

a) technically it is possible for men to bear children. its been done.
if you're going to go into this; women are needed for the eggs, granted, but only as a vessel for the zygote. i'm sure with IVF and/or modern genetics, men could reproduce without need for eggs. disturbing thought tho
(and also, without us you wouldn't exist, leaving genetics aside, so cram it)

b) oh stop living in the 50s :rolleyes:


i think everyone deserves to be treated properly and with respect, and women are no exception, but being treated like princesses? come on... :rolleyes:
(hmm sorry this seems to really have got my back up for some reason)
a) men can bear children since when? and yes, women are needed for the eggs whereas research has found that men aren't necesarily needed for their sperm


b) i don't wanna!


c)i was joking about the princess thing, opening a door for someone is hardly treating them like royalty:rolleyes:

a) men can bear children since when? and yes, women are needed for the eggs whereas research has found that men aren't necesarily needed for their sperm


b) i don't wanna!


c)i was joking about the princess thing, opening a door for someone is hardly treating them like royalty:rolleyes:
a) they can. the stomach lining has been used as a makeshift uterus... still gross but it worked. i remember reading about it in the papers *nods* (and being grossed out by it)

b) its not the 50s anymore

c) i know that... but the sentiment is still there. i mean if i were to say "men should be treated like gods on a date", your reaction to that will be quite similar (i should think) to my reaction to 'women should be treated like princesses' thing. its the difference between treating everyone with respect, and needlessly (and obstinatly against "equality") treating women like they're amazingly special. of course they're special, and if you're on a date even more so one would assume, but there's a difference between treating someone right and over the top.
its all relatvie, of course, cos some women *coughamycough* i would be more than happy treating her like a princess lol

ah this whole issue has been blown out of proportion... i know what i mean at least, even if i can't express it right :(

c)i was joking about the princess thingSo, euhm, does that mean I shouldn't go out slaying dragons in your honour?

i don't wanna argue with you (mainly cause Deal or NO Deal just started so I don't have time to concentrate on this) so we should just agree to disagree

So, euhm, does that mean I shouldn't go out slaying dragons in your honour?
you can if you want, just don't feel like you have to do it

b) its not the 50s anymoreIt will be again in another 44 years and a week. Might as well get an early start ;)

so we should just agree to disagree
indeed. besides, i'm supposed to be back working now (hehe)

c) i know that... but the sentiment is still there. i mean if i were to say "men should be treated like gods on a date"Oh they should, but which god though? That's the question.
Apollo had a terrible time getting a girl, they all ran off and turned into trees or lakes or birds, rather than snog him. Dionysus and Hermes had much better luck. But overall being treated like a god isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Oh they should, but which god though? That's the question.
Apollo had a terrible time getting a girl, they all ran off and turned into trees or lakes or birds, rather than snog him. Dionysus and Hermes had much better luck. But overall being treated like a god isn't all it's cracked up to be.
ron jeremy, the god of porn. that's who ;) :D

most don't try though, I rarely have doors held open for me, only once has a man given up his seat for me on a bus so i didn't have to stand up, and i've had boyfriends in the past who've made me pay for myself when they take me out and even get the bus home on my own even though they drive because they were going the other way!


Haha... that's pretty pathetic. So what we need to do is get rid of every man who has no class :sniper: , and replace each one with a lady. The more the merrier, right? ;)

What can I say, even classy men enjoy sex.

gentlemen, most men these days just aren't chivalrous enough
Heh. You know that the only reason 'gentlemen' knights opened doors for women was so they could push them over and get some ravaging done, right?

Anyway, there's still enough of us who hold open doors and such, regardless of it's slightly sexist overtones :p

Nature reserves

and yes i usually i was! most of the guys i've dated were older and had jobs whereas i was in school or college! And if a guy says to me 'can I take you out sometime?' why should I expect to pay? he said he's taking me out
I got the impression that you always expected him to pay for everything for the duration of the relationship (I'm presuming that it lasted beyond one day). I can't help but wonder if you ever said yes to a guy just because you thought he would buy you stuff?

Oooh, another question: if you were rich and the guy was poor, would you still expect him to pay?

because good old traditional manners say so! sometimes i wish i lived in the 1950s
That doesn't mean shit to me. If you want to be subservient to men, that's OK, but don't expect everyone else to go along with your arcane value system. Besides, if you want to live in the 1950s, then what are you doing in college? You should learn to be a homemaker and in a few years marry a rich man. Oh and you better remain a virgin until your wedding night.

Didn't like that, did you? Well you can't have both preferential treatment and equal opportunity. Either accept equality or subservience.


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thats better :)
Ah help, the cheese is talking!

I have to admit to being an unrepentant traditionalist when it comes to this sort of thing.
What is the logical basis for giving women preferential treatment? (I don't accept "it's the way I was raised")

It's not the way I was raised. Just because you were so raised, that's no reason for me to practise such patronising behaviour.

Women bring men into the world and raise them and they should damn well be respected for that.
How many men have you brought into the world?

Would it be acceptable for me to demand preferential treatment for men on the grounds that in general, men work hard to put bread on their wives' tables; or that it's usually men who go off to fight when the women are threatened? Many give their lives in the defense of women.

Dionysus and Hermes had much better luck. But overall being treated like a god isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Yeah, Hermes was never the same after the "operation". :p

[ blushes ] Thank you, hon. I've never met you, but I strongly suspect that you're a true lady. :)
Under your outdated code of behaviour, a true lady should remain a virgin until marriage.

I'll go that a step further and say that anyone anywhere deserves respect simply because they are.
So why do men deserve any less respect than women? I have already said that everyone should treat each other kindly regardless of sex.

Heh. You know that the only reason 'gentlemen' knights opened doors for women was so they could push them over and get some ravaging done, right?
Yes, I strongly suspect that the root of this whole "chivalry" thing is some notion that "being nice to women will help you score", which is of course nothing to base a value system on.

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there's no point whatsoever arguing this, I won't change my mind and you won't change yours, so you're wasting my time

there's no point whatsoever arguing this, I won't change my mind and you won't change yours, so you're wasting my time
Oh come on, just because you know you're wrong doesn't mean you should just throw in the towel! Argue 'til the bitter end! I know Eutrusca won't.

Admit it. You're just plain selfish and spoiled. You're trying to fall back on tradition to make people give everything to you, because you want to avoid having to to any hard work yourself.

gentlemen, most men these days just aren't chivalrous enough
Probably because women are not as Ladylike as they once were.

In my humble opinion, I feel as though nobody should be treated with respect. Respect is something that should be gained through devastatingly drastic measures. Like violence. One should be respected if one can beat you up! Nothing bad ever came from violence, except death and injury, but the dead don't complain, and the injured seem to know the deal.

Probably because women are not as Ladylike as they once were.
oooh, good one Harlesburg!

In my humble opinion, I feel as though nobody should be treated with respect. Respect is something that should be gained through devistatingly drastic measures. Like violence. One should be respected if one can beat you up! Nothing bad ever came from violence, except death and injury, but the dead don't complain, and the injured seem to know the deal.
That's not respect, that's fear!

What is the logical basis for giving women preferential treatment? (I don't accept "it's the way I was raised")What is the logical basis for eating? For staying alive? There is none. Life isn't logical.
The basis is something like desire and fear/pain. We want to stay alive, or fear to die, and therefore eat.
Why give women preferential treatment? Because we're afraid not to or maybe because we desire them. Whatever it is, it's not logical at the basis.
"it's the way I was raised" is a good basic motivator, it's ingrained behaviour and not going with it might feel wrong.

Oh come on, just because you know you're wrong doesn't mean you should just throw in the towel! Argue 'til the bitter end! I know Eutrusca won't.

Admit it. You're just plain selfish and spoiled. You're trying to fall back on tradition to make people give everything to you, because you want to avoid having to to any hard work yourself.
i've said it over and over, internet debating is pointless and a waste of time


i'm not selfish and i'm definately not spoilt, there isn't anyone around to spoil me! Everything i get, I get because i worked hard and earnt it! All I want is every now and again to be made to feel special, there's nothing wrong with that

oooh, good one Harlesburg!


That's not respect, that's fear!

While fear is not the most respectable or honest way to do things, sometimes its the most efficient.

I am an equal opportunity fear monger. Women get no special treatment. If everyone is scared, everyone is equal.

-snippage-
Most men treat women as equals. Ideally we should be kind to each other regardless of gender.

You sir are living in the realms of fantasy.

i've said it over and over, internet debating is pointless and a waste of time
And that, my dear Tink, is why you could never be one of those serious poster types :p

And that, my dear Tink, is why you could never be one of those serious poster types :p
you're right, i have far too much sense

you're right, i have far too much senseinno-sense?

People should be treated the same, but it doesnt happen. If some want to treat women preferrentially why stop them? Its not like women dont get short changed elsewhere.

Zeppelins
Bedouins
Cranial parasites
Ziggurats

What is the logical basis for eating? For staying alive? There is none. Life isn't logical.
Eating: to stay alive.

Staying alive: well, without that, there's nothing else is there?

Whatever it is, it's not logical at the basis.
"it's the way I was raised" is a good basic motivator, it's ingrained behaviour and not going with it might feel wrong.
Don't get me wrong. People can behave the way they want. Just don't chastise me for not living up to their arcane, hypocritical standards.

i've said it over and over, internet debating is pointless and a waste of time

So you'll be leaving NS, I assume? You seem to have plenty of time to waste.

i'm not selfish and i'm definately not spoilt, there isn't anyone around to spoil me! Everything i get, I get because i worked hard and earnt it! All I want is every now and again to be made to feel special, there's nothing wrong with that
Yet you deny me the same privelege because I am man?

you're right, i have far too much sense
You're crap at debating. That's the long and short of it. I've beaten you at an argument and you won't admit that you deserve no more rights than I do.

Another thing I feel the need to point out is that despite the fact that you insist upon sticking "good old traditions", you also insist upon your right to sleep around and to have equal access to education. Make up your mind, or admit your hypocrisy. At least in that sense you're in good company with Eutrusca.

you're right, i have far too much sense
But not enough cents.:fluffle:

Spam laws

having a death wish, are we?

oh, and we need more tea, chocolate, willpower, cuddly pyjamas and people who can read. and think.

There should be more donut chains. Krispy Kreme and Dunkin Donuts need more competition because lets face it...they both have gone to shit.

So you'll be leaving NS, I assume? You seem to have plenty of time to waste.
acyually yeah, i kinda will, i only have a lot of time to waste over christmas then I'll be able to get back to having a real life again and won't be on as much

Yet you deny me the same privelege because I am man?
nope, if i'm dating a man i'll make him feel special, just in different ways


You're crap at debating. That's the long and short of it. I've beaten you at an argument and you won't admit that you deserve no more rights than I do.
I know i'm crap at debating, I always have been and have always said so in the past, I rarely argue so i don't get a lot of practice, but that doesn't mean i'm wrong about it being pointless and it doesn't mean that just because you are better at putting your point across than me that you're opinion is completely right and mine is completely wrong, if i want to believe that men should open doors for me then i can and shouldn't be attacked for it, it's not like i get particularly pissed off at someone for not doing it, i just wish they would.

Another thing I feel the need to point out is that despite the fact that you insist upon sticking "good old traditions", you also insist upon your right to sleep around and to have equal access to education. Make up your mind, or admit your hypocrisy. At least in that sense you're in good company with Eutrusca.
Women lose out in other areas, they don't get paid as much and it's more difficult for them to get better jobs (deny it all you like but it's true), and when they have kids they're usually the ones expected to stay at home, you're making out that i believe that women are better than men and i think they deserve more and that's complete rubbish, I'm not, all I'm saying is that men have the advantages in some areas of life, why can't women have some advantages in other areas of life?

But not enough cents.:fluffle:
tell me about it :(

tell me about it :(
Get PM to send you some money.

Porn.

Has anyone said porn yet?

Right now, blankets and duvets. I'm freezing.

More tea's never wrong. Also, I think we need more really, really good books.
And cuddling. I don't seem to get enough of that...

Porn.

Has anyone said porn yet?

I knew I had forgotten something :fluffle:

.
And cuddling. I don't seem to get enough of that...
I'm just south of the river.... ;)

And cuddling. I don't seem to get enough of that...
me neither :( i havn't had a proper cuddle in months

I'm just south of the river.... ;)

I'm not leaving the house tonight... have you been outside? I'd freeze to the ground waiting for the bus!

:eek:

Why don't you come north a bit?

I knew I had forgotten something :fluffle:

YAY!!! I'm not totally incompetent!

JOY!!!

me neither :( i havn't had a proper cuddle in months

No real substitute, I know, but ...

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

No real substitute, I know, but ...

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
*sigh* thanks :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

No real substitute, I know, but ...

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

E-cuddles, perhaps?

E-cuddles, perhaps?
it's not the same, real cuddles are the best things in the world :(

Eating: to stay alive.But that's not a basic reason, why stay alive (which was the second question)
Staying alive: well, without that, there's nothing else is there?Why should there logically be anything? There is no logical point to live, especially not considering you will eventually die anyway.

Zeppelins
Bedouins
Cranial parasites
Ziggurats

Yay! Zeppelins and Ziggurats!
But cranial parasites? Eerrgghh.

We need more...
Tattoos, there are not enough cool tattos in the world.
And sailing ships, more of them.
Time! There is never enough time in the world.

Roving bands of maniacs. The rogue santas of New Zealand really helped to demonstrate just how entertaining roving bands of maniacs can be. :)


Reality TV at its best!

E-cuddles, perhaps?
Its iCuddles duh!:p

Its iCuddles duh!:p
Nah, it's only iCuddles if the internet cuddles Tink. They want to electronically cuddle tink, hence it's eCuddles.

And, while I could drive all the way to Lytham St. Olds for a proper cuddle, it's a pit nippy outside and my car is a piece of shit.

Nah, it's only iCuddles if the internet cuddles Tink. They want to electronically cuddle tink, hence it's eCuddles.

And, while I could drive all the way to Lytham St. Olds for a proper cuddle, it's a pit nippy outside and my car is a piece of shit.
Well, then I'll give you a ride in my super doper crap cruiser... btw never use one of those things thats finds bodily fluid stains in my car because it is like a industrial lighting workshop

Nah, it's only iCuddles if the internet cuddles Tink. They want to electronically cuddle tink, hence it's eCuddles.

And, while I could drive all the way to Lytham St. Olds for a proper cuddle, it's a pit nippy outside and my car is a piece of shit.
it's only like 10/15minutes!!

it's only like 10/15minutes!!
Aside from the fact that it takes much longer (it takes me 20mins to get to southport, and that's this side of the river :p ) I know neither where you live nor whether I could get there even if I knew your address. :( :p

Aside from the fact that it takes much longer (it takes me 20mins to get to southport, and that's this side of the river :p ) I know neither where you live nor whether I could get there even if I knew your address. :( :p
well fine but you can't be any more than half an hour from me:rolleyes: anyway, i'm just kidding, i look far too rough for you to see me anyway

I'm hoping more people will punch Bill Gates in the face next year.

well fine but you can't be any more than half an hour from me:rolleyes: anyway, i'm just kidding, i look far too rough for you to see me anyway
I doubt either of those is possible (pappy says it takes him 40 minutes when it isn't busy).

I doubt either of those is possible (pappy says it takes him 40 minutes when it isn't busy).
really? you must live right at the other side of Preston then

and it's true, my hair is gross and i have no make up here and i just generally look rough

really? you must live right at the other side of Preston then

and it's true, my hair is gross and i have no make up here and i just generally look rough
I'd have to do something like this (http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/4522/tink4uc.jpg).

And you couldn't look gross if your face was attacked by rabid gerbils :p

I'd have to do something like this (http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/4522/tink4uc.jpg).

And you couldn't look gross if your face was attacked by rabid gerbils :p
well that's sucky!oo! i can see my house :p


and i can see me and you can't so i'm the one that knows how gross i look, and i say i look gross http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/sleep.gif

well that's sucky!oo! i can see my house :pI know! Build the Ribble Bridge, that's what I say :p Woooo!
and i can see me and you can't so i'm the one that knows how gross i look, and i say i look gross http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/sleep.gif
OK, OK, I'll agree...Not bloody likely :-D

*backs away, fearfully*

Chocolate.

I know! Build the Ribble Bridge, that's what I say :p Woooo!

OK, OK, I'll agree...Not bloody likely :-D

*backs away, fearfully*
i'll get straight to it! though i doubt it would make much difference really

good boy *pats*i guess you'll never know http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/sleep.gif

:(

We need more nude pictures of Alysson Hannigan.
I'm not convinced that any of the ones on the internet already are real.
:(

:( :(

We need more nude pictures of Alysson Hannigan.
I'm not convinced that any of the ones on the internet already are real.
:(

no we need more pix of Tink

no we need more pix of Tink
Tink is Alysson Hannigan?

Tink is Alysson Hannigan?
*looks in mirror* i don't think so.....

*looks in mirror* i don't think so.....
Very few people are.

Very few people are.
There are no wild ones left. Over fishing of Alysson supplies, intensive deforestation and the mass increase in kids shouting "GINGE!" at red-heads means that there is only one in captivity, and she's due to become extinct in about 5 years (Hollywood scale). :(

Very few people are.
i'm sorry :( i could try.....

*looks in mirror* i don't think so.....
hope so

hope so
why? am i not good enough?

Hmmm. Catch-22.

another thing the world could do with. lots more Joseph Heller books.

There are no wild ones left. Over fishing of Alysson supplies, intensive deforestation and the mass increase in kids shouting "GINGE!" at red-heads means that there is only one in captivity, and she's due to become extinct in about 5 years (Hollywood scale). :(
It is a terrible situation.

another thing the world could do with. lots more Joseph Heller books.
Nah, Catch as Catch can was shite.

It is a terrible situation.
Perhaps we should set up a Ginger support group - we may be able to interbreed Alysson with another, closely related sub-species of Ginger, such as Marcia Cross or Nicole Kidman.

Perhaps we should set up a Ginger support group - we may be able to interbreed Alysson with another, closely related sub-species of Ginger, such as Marcia Cross or Nicole Kidman.
Or Alicia Witt...
A charity needs to be established in pursuit of this goal.

Or Alicia Witt...
A charity needs to be established in pursuit of this goal.
I agree - hot, red-head women are dying out fast, and it's up to us to save them!

I agree - hot, red-head women are dying out fast, and it's up to us to save them!
ya know, at the moment my hair is kinda red http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/sleep.gif

I agree - hot, red-head women are dying out fast, and it's up to us to save them!

*checks red hair - Yes
*checks femal body and DNA - Yes
*checks hot - Hm. Dunno. You judge.

ya know, at the moment my hair is kinda red http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/sleep.gif
Kindof red? Meaning hot pink;)

Hey Tink long time no see... And JK about the pink.

Kindof red? Meaning hot pink;)

Hey Tink long time no see... And JK about the pink.lol, not quite, i dyed it purple the after a while i dyed it brown and it went a kind of dark reddy brown colour

and HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

lol, not quite, i dyed it purple the after a while i dyed it brown and it went a kind of dark reddy brown colour

and HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Howdy:fluffle: :p :fluffle:

And why aren't you on MSN:(

Howdy:fluffle: :p :fluffle:

And why aren't you on MSN:(
i actually didn't realise i wasn't *signs in*

Tink and Cabra - would you be willing to help the "Keep the Hot Red-Heads Alive" fund, shortened to KHRHA for ease of speech? You could act as test subjects to find the right mating patterns for Hot Red-Heads...

nope, if i'm dating a man i'll make him feel special, just in different ways
Yet you expect all men to make you feel special, even if you're not going out with them?

I know i'm crap at debating, I always have been and have always said so in the past, I rarely argue so i don't get a lot of practice, but that doesn't mean i'm wrong about it being pointless and it doesn't mean that just because you are better at putting your point across than me that you're opinion is completely right and mine is completely wrong, if i want to believe that men should open doors for me then i can and shouldn't be attacked for it, it's not like i get particularly pissed off at someone for not doing it, i just wish they would.
If you felt it was pointless you shouldn't have even started in the first place. It's obvious that you saw that your central point was not going to stand up to criticism. So did what many others in that situation do - you declared the debate to be pointless. As far as I'm concerned my opinion is right. I have no reason to believe otherwise. I don't want to be chastised for refusing to give women preferential treatment just for being women.

Women lose out in other areas, they don't get paid as much and it's more difficult for them to get better jobs (deny it all you like but it's true), and when they have kids they're usually the ones expected to stay at home, you're making out that i believe that women are better than men and i think they deserve more and that's complete rubbish, I'm not, all I'm saying is that men have the advantages in some areas of life, why can't women have some advantages in other areas of life?
You'll find that I think that women should have equal opportunities to men. I think it's wrong that it's more difficult for them to get better jobs. I think that stay-at-home dads are just as valid as stay-at-home mothers. I know what you expected me to say. But that's the difference between us. I'm consistently in favour of equality. You're only in favour of it when it directly benefits you.

cold fusion. and more japanese girls

you're actually doing my head in now and it takes a lot to really get me annoyed like this, you need to accept that some people don't think like you and that doesn't necassarily make them wrong, neither does it make you wrong. I didn't want to start a debate, i just answered the question!

TINK IN ANGRY COMMENTS SHOCKER!

And yeah, everyone's opinions are pretty much fixed on here. Maybe if it was a forum for 10 year olds, people could change others' opinions. As it is, we're all pretty close-minded.

TINK IN ANGRY COMMENTS SHOCKER!

And yeah, everyone's opinions are pretty much fixed on here. Maybe if it was a forum for 10 year olds, people could change others' opinions. As it is, we're all pretty close-minded.
I know, i don't think anyone here has ever made me angry before...... (except all those times i was unfairly banned/deleted, speaking of which, i'm due a deat within the next couple of days)

I know, i don't think anyone here has ever made me angry before...... (except all those times i was unfairly banned/deleted, speaking of which, i'm due a deat within the next couple of days)
Oh my God, has this nation lasted....a whole Year??

I'm not leaving the house tonight... have you been outside? I'd freeze to the ground waiting for the bus!

Why don't you come north a bit?
Teh northsoide is evil! j/k

But hey, who knows where I will end up on New Year's Eve?


Why should there logically be anything? There is no logical point to live, especially not considering you will eventually die anyway.
At this point I will have to admit that my brain is imploding.

and it's true, my hair is gross and i have no make up here and i just generally look rough
Some guys like some rough lovin' that comes only from the girl with that "savage" look!

Oh my God, has this nation lasted....a whole Year??
a year tomorrow i think, i really oughtta get deleated before midnight, that only leaves me 15minutes though

a year tomorrow i think, i really oughtta get deleted before midnight, that only leaves me 15minutes though
Just type "THE MODZ ARE MY BITCHES!!!!" over and over in a special thread.

you're actually doing my head in now and it takes a lot to really get me annoyed like this, you need to accept that some people don't think like you and that doesn't necassarily make them wrong, neither does it make you wrong. I didn't want to start a debate, i just answered the question!
Don't be angry. It's nothing personal. I still like ya! I was just having so much fun debating you and you let me down when you threw in the towel.

TINK IN ANGRY COMMENTS SHOCKER!

And yeah, everyone's opinions are pretty much fixed on here. Maybe if it was a forum for 10 year olds, people could change others' opinions. As it is, we're all pretty close-minded.
Not at all. My opinions have been changed by arguments that I have seen posted here. Probably the most significant was my position on the Iraq war. After considering the arguments I changed my position from "opposed" to "in favour" of it.

Just type "THE MODZ ARE MY BITCHES!!!!" over and over in a special thread.
that's not very Tinky spam, it's too obvious, i have to be deleted for something where i can go 'OMG! mod oppression! that so didn't deserve a deat!'

Just type "THE MODZ ARE MY BITCHES!!!!" over and over in a special thread.
good call. ask drunk commies for tips.

that's not very Tinky spam, it's too obvious, i have to be deleted for something where i can go 'OMG! mod oppression! that so didn't deserve a deat!'
What got you deated last time?

Don't be angry. It's nothing personal. I still like ya! I was just having so much fun debating you and you let me down when you threw in the towel.i get bored easily, and i hate arguing, it's boring


Not at all. My opinions have been changed by arguments that I have seen posted here. Probably the most significant was my position on the Iraq war. After considering the arguments I changed my position from "opposed" to "in favour" of it.
well, i wouldn't be able to change your mind about anything i suck at debating, i have plenty of talents but that isn't one of them, except in real life when i can use my femenine "charms" to persuade men to think like me.....

What got you deated last time?
*cough* (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10177289&postcount=158) ;)

What got you deated last time?
i think it was a big spam campaign where me and my friend took over the entire front page of General with threads like 'cabbage vs. lettuce' and stuff, so that was actually blatant spamming, but since then all my bans have been kinda borderline

THE MODZ ARE MY BITCHES!!!!

i think it was a big spam campaign where me and my friend took over the entire front page of General with threads like 'cabbage vs. lettuce' and stuff, so that was actually blatant spamming, but since then all my bans have been kinda borderline

THE MODZ ARE MY BITCHES!!!!
:eek: :D

Take a picture of your curried legs. You never know, they may class it as pornographic and ban you :p

oh noes! it's 12:05, i failed :( my nation is now a whole year old

oh noes! it's 12:05, i failed :( my nation is now a whole year old
You didn't even try.
Happy Birthday.:fluffle:

You didn't even try.
Happy Birthday.:fluffle:
Ditto.

I'd laugh if you got deated now. :p

You didn't even try.
Happy Birthday.:fluffle:
i wrote 'THE MODZ ARE MY BITCHES' in large (white) writing, and i couldn't really think of anything to do

Dr Tribes, the n00bs thread was moved to Nationstates :(

i have plenty of talents but that isn't one of them, except in real life when i can use my femenine "charms" to persuade men to think like me.....
lol, you couldn't make me your whipping boy! I'm too strong. I would of course, still get you into bed.

/ego trip

Eruantalon & TInk how about this guys can open doors for the ladies and if women step out of line they can have a pair of Irish twins?

i wrote 'THE MODZ ARE MY BITCHES' in large (white) writing, and i couldn't really think of anything to do
That doesn't even count.

lol, you couldn't make me your whipping boy! I'm too strong. I would of course, still get you into bed.

/ego trip
only if you held the bedroom door open for me..... :p

Dr Tribes, the n00bs thread was moved to Nationstates :(
:( :(

Don't worry Tink, you still get to attack random n00bs - that one appears to have come back for more...

:( :(

Don't worry Tink, you still get to attack random n00bs - that one appears to have come back for more...
where?

Mandatory nudity laws.
Madatory nudes-covered-in chocolate laws.
Mandatory eat-the-chocolate off of-hot-naked-people-laws.

where?
A thread about being nice to n00bs - currently, everyone seems to be posting in german and Russian to him.

I feel kind of sorry for him.

Mandatory nudity laws.
Madatory nudes-covered-in chocolate laws.
Mandatory eat-the-chocolate off of-hot-naked-people-laws.
the only problem with mandatory nudity laws is that not everyone looks like you, some people look kinda gross when they're neckid...

A thread about being nice to n00bs - currently, everyone seems to be posting in german and Russian to him.

I feel kind of sorry for him.
I best go be nice to him then

Arrgh WTF have you Muntheads been doing?

Arrgh WTF have you Muntheads been doing?
Be nice to yu n00bs dis christmas
Cos' n00bs just wanna hav fun
n00bs are cool, n00bs are wicked
An every n00b has a Mum.
Be nice to yu n00bs dis christmas,
Don't eat it, keep it alive,
It could be yu mate, an not on your plate
Say, Yo! n00b I'm on your side.

I got lots of friends who are n00bs
An all of dem fear christmas time,
Dey wanna enjoy it, dey say humans destroyed it
An humans are out of dere mind,
Yeah, I got lots of friends who are n00bs
Dey all hav a right to a life,
Not to be caged up an genetically made up
By any farmer an his wife.

n00bs just wanna play reggae
n00bs just wanna hip-hop
Can yu imagine a nice young n00b saying,
'I cannot wait for de chop',
n00bs like getting presents, dey wanna watch christmas TV,
n00bs hav brains an n00bs feel pain
In many ways like yu an me.

I once knew a n00b called........ n00b
He said "Benji explain to me please,
Who put de n00b in christmas
An what happens to christmas trees?",
I said "I am not too sure n00b
But it's nothing to do wid Christ Mass
Humans get greedy an waste more dan need be
An business men mek loadsa cash'.

Be nice to yu n00b dis christmas
Invite dem indoors fe sum greens
Let dem eat cake an let dem partake
In a plate of organic grown beans,
Be nice to yu n00b dis christmas
An spare dem de cut of de knife,
Join n00bs United an dey'll be delighted
An yu will mek new friends 'FOR LIFE'.

Is that plagiarism? Who cares, it's based on a fucking great poem.

only if you held the bedroom door open for me..... :p
A real man would carry you to your room.And if the door was shut he would batter it down with your head

A real man would carry you to your room.And if the door was shut he would batter it down with your head
And boot the butler in the face on the way through...or invite him and the maids in to watch your prowess

EDIT: w00t! 5600 posts!

Be nice to yu n00bs dis christmas
Cos' n00bs just wanna hav fun
n00bs are cool, n00bs are wicked
An every n00b has a Mum.
Be nice to yu n00bs dis christmas,
Don't eat it, keep it alive,
It could be yu mate, an not on your plate
Say, Yo! n00b I'm on your side.

I got lots of friends who are n00bs
An all of dem fear christmas time,
Dey wanna enjoy it, dey say humans destroyed it
An humans are out of dere mind,
Yeah, I got lots of friends who are n00bs
Dey all hav a right to a life,
Not to be caged up an genetically made up
By any farmer an his wife.

n00bs just wanna play reggae
n00bs just wanna hip-hop
Can yu imagine a nice young n00b saying,
'I cannot wait for de chop',
n00bs like getting presents, dey wanna watch christmas TV,
n00bs hav brains an n00bs feel pain
In many ways like yu an me.

I once knew a n00b called........ n00b
He said "Benji explain to me please,
Who put de n00b in christmas
An what happens to christmas trees?",
I said "I am not too sure n00b
But it's nothing to do wid Christ Mass
Humans get greedy an waste more dan need be
An business men mek loadsa cash'.

Be nice to yu n00b dis christmas
Invite dem indoors fe sum greens
Let dem eat cake an let dem partake
In a plate of organic grown beans,
Be nice to yu n00b dis christmas
An spare dem de cut of de knife,
Join n00bs United an dey'll be delighted
An yu will mek new friends 'FOR LIFE'.

Is that plagiarism? Who cares, it's based on a fucking great poem.
Ah that explains it everyone is slightly retarded.
*Backs away slowly*

And boot the butler in the face on the way through...or invite him and the maids in to watch your prowess
Edit woot 5600 posts
Then asking him for a cup of Char.Before beating your latest conquest over the head with one's latest Trophey from the plains of Zaire which just happens to be an Elephants Skull
Edit Who celebrates that?:p

the only problem with mandatory nudity laws is that not everyone looks like you, some people look kinda gross when they're neckid...

True, but then there would be no "false advertising"... ok I admit it. I was thinking of certain naked people covered in chocolate.

More cowbell.

Then asking him for a cup of Char.Before beating your latest conquest over the head with one's latest Trophey from the plains of Zaire which just happens to be an Elephants Skull
Edit Who celebrates that?:p
Then probably fire him for gross negligence - he had boot polish on his face, afterall...And the conquest gets stored with the rest of them - in the formaldehyde jar
And I celebrate every 100 posts. Some of us aren't supreme spammers, you know...

I know, i don't think anyone here has ever made me angry before...... (except all those times i was unfairly banned/deleted, speaking of which, i'm due a deat within the next couple of days)
Except for me.:)

it's not the same, real cuddles are the best things in the world :(

I agree, cuddles rock... I think we should start a charity, similar to the save the hod readheads charity, where people just arrive somewhere and get a good cuddle.

Then probably fire him for gross negligence - he had boot polish on his face, afterall...And the conquest gets stored with the rest of them - in the formaldehyde jar
And I celebrate every 100 posts. Some of us aren't supreme spammers, you know...
I am an Elite Jolt Forum User thank you very much.http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/sleep.gif
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I am an Elite Jolt Forum User thank you very much.http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/sleep.gif
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I'm still a fucking sp@mpig. Bloody jolt titles...

Eruantalon & TInk how about this guys can open doors for the ladies and if women step out of line they can have a pair of Irish twins?
Like, wtf? You're not even making sense.

only if you held the bedroom door open for me..... :p
Oooh, brilliant comeback. Though at the stage of going to the bedroom you'd probably kick it open for me.

Be nice to yu n00bs dis christmas

-snip bloody awesome poem/song-


sounds like something pure pwnage would do...
where's it from?

I'm still a fucking sp@mpig. Bloody jolt titles...
*laughs @ both j00 n00bs* ;)

Like, wtf? You're not even making sense.
I am advocating Woman beating ok.

sounds like something pure pwnage would do...
where's it from?


*laughs @ both j00 n00bs* ;)
OMG Honorary Spam Forum Owner that meaNS jolt gave you your own forum.

On careful consideration, we have a desperate need for intangible abstractions of an invisible nature.

I'm still a fucking sp@mpig. Bloody jolt titles...

At least I'm a member... ooh, gotta love sexual innuendo

heehee, innuendo

Interesting threads.

But ... but ... it's not easy, bein' cheesy! :p

Then listen to Sensei Goofballs young grasshopper, for he has mastered the art of cheese. :p

Then listen to Sensei Goofballs young grasshopper, for he has mastered the art of cheese. :p
Um ... I was speaking of the other poster, not of myself. But, were I ever to decide that "cheesy" was for me, I would definitely look to LG for guidance. :D

We need more neo-Luddites. Technology has gotten out of hand. We were supposed to have more time because of machines, but we have less. Screw it. Let's leave the cities.

Tolarance of others

We need more neo-Luddites. Technology has gotten out of hand. We were supposed to have more time because of machines, but we have less. Screw it. Let's leave the cities.
*Sticks Freq by Robert Calvert on the stereo and screams along with "Ned Ludd"...*

White Christmas's

you're right, i have far too much sense

You're in glad compny, Tink. :fluffle:

spelling lessons

Um ... I was speaking of the other poster, not of myself. But, were I ever to decide that "cheesy" was for me, I would definitely look to LG for guidance. :D

*sprays Easy Cheez everywhere* Ahhh HAHAHAHAAAA!!!

sounds like something pure pwnage would do...
where's it from?
It's Benjamin Zaphaniah's "Be Nice to your Turkey this Christmas" with the word "Turkey" replaced with "n00b" :p

Interesting threads.
Peechland: Zinging entire forums since 2005 :D

*zings Tribes*

*zings Tribes*
:eek: :D

Yay, I finally have more posts than you!

*wins small victory*

:eek: :D

Yay, I finally have more posts than you!

*wins small victory*
Can you say "miniscule," boys and girls? :D

:eek: :D

Yay, I finally have more posts than you!

*wins small victory*

blimey! but tell me when in the hell we will be rid of this rediculous title "semi pro spam pig"......ive been one for almost a year. what the hell?

blimey! but tell me when in the hell we will be rid of this rediculous title "semi pro spam pig"......ive been one for almost a year. what the hell?
As I recall, when you hit 6,000 posts, although I'm not sure about that. :confused:

Can you say "miniscule," boys and girls? :D


you should have Postitis by now. i hear the therapy for that is grueling.;)