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Everyone fancies at least one person that most people think is really weird, so who are they?

mine:

Alan Rickman (http://www.alan-rickman.nl/laa94.jpg) (not so much as Snape in Harry Potter, but in Love Actually, with the glasses.....mmmmmm)
Phillip Schofield (http://www.icr.ac.uk/everyman/press/images/Phillip%20Schofield%203.jpg)
Mark Lemarr (http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38613000/jpg/_38613679_lamarr150.jpg) (I don't think it's that weird but my friends disagree)
Gordon Ramsey (http://entertainment.pipex.com/Images/GordonRamseyPipex.jpg) (again, I really don't think this is all that weird)
Paul Merton (http://www.tv-celebrity.co.uk/images/comedy/paul-merton-have-i-got-news-for-you.jpg) (he's adorable!)
Marti Pellow (http://img.theatermania.com/news/images/4969a.jpg) (okay, my friends are clearly insane to think this one is weird!)
Fran Healey (http://www.digglefc.fsnet.co.uk/doug.jpg)
Richard Hammond (http://www.f4group.co.uk/images/richard_hammond.jpg)
Liam Neeson (http://www.planet.nl/upload_mm/3/3/6/1990554757_1999997548_liamneeson_loveactually_337x253_universal.jpg) (*le sigh* I'm totally in love with him)
Patrick Stewart (http://www.vulkon.com/images/PatrickStewart.jpg)
Tom Hanks (http://cine2020.espaciolatino.com/hanks_tom.jpg)
Robert De Niro (http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_471347.jpg)

ok, I'm finished now (apparently I have bad taste)

It's not wierd but I have a thing for Velma from Scooby Doo..

I'm not entirely sure, but I think Liam Neeson and Tom Hanks are classed as normal. De Niro almost, except that he's about 300 now. Plus, Hammond got voted like this in Heat a while back (god bless Top Gear for its ridicule of presenters!) so that's common, if wierd.

But come on - Alan Rickman? Philip Schofield?? Are you blind, or do you fall for personality before looks? :p

And I've just realised there isn't anyone famous I can think of that I'm wierdly attracted to. There's someone at University, though - my friends think I'm fucking insane.

I'm not entirely sure, but I think Liam Neeson and Tom Hanks are classed as normal. De Niro almost, except that he's about 300 now. Plus, Hammond got voted like this in Heat a while back (god bless Top Gear for its ridicule of presenters!) so that's common, if wierd.

But come on - Alan Rickman? Philip Schofield?? Are you blind, or do you fall for personality before looks? :p

And I've just realised there isn't anyone famous I can think of that I'm wierdly attracted to. There's someone at University, though - my friends think I'm fucking insane.
my friends disagree about Liam Neeson, Tom Hanks used to be normal, till he put on weight, if you ask me he's evencuter now. And Alan Rickman is teh sexy with those glasses on! and Phillip Schofield is just....mmmmmm

Philip Seymour Hoffman (http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/capote/philip_seymour_hoffman/capote.jpg)

I just don't know why...perhaps it was his role as Scotty J.? :confused:

Ain't Phillip Schofield's hair amazing! It's just so shiney!

Ain't Phillip Schofield's hair amazing! It's just so shiney!
Gordon the gopher was always the hottest one. :eek:
Philip Seymour Hoffman

I just don't know why...perhaps it was his role as Scotty J.?
:eek: :confused: :eek:

Oh I loves me some Fran Healy :fluffle:

Ain't Phillip Schofield's hair amazing! It's just so shiney!
mmmmmmm

:eek: :confused: :eek:

Search your feelings, you know this to be true...

Search your feelings, you know this to be true...
*searches feelings*

OK, this is what my feelings would say, if they had a voice:

"The hammer, Martin. Pick up the hammer. That's it. Now, you know what to do..."

Even my conscience is screaming for me to make him disappear, if only to save mankind.

Gordon the gopher was always the hottest one. :eek:


Yeah but his hair doesn't glow..

Everyone fancies at least one person that most people think is really weird, so who are they?Any cute cartoon/comic/manga female.
Oh, and of course the image of the perfect 'woman' I've been building up over the past.. 10 years.. or so. I call her Jamie :p

*searches feelings*
OK, this is what my feelings would say, if they had a voice:
"The hammer, Martin. Pick up the hammer. That's it. Now, you know what to do..."
Even my conscience is screaming for me to make him disappear, if only to save mankind.

My feelings are saying "Now, lets blow this thing and go home..."

This is not really wierd but Adriana Lima, unless you count the fact that Im not lesbian :p

This is not really wierd but Adriana Lima, unless you count the fact that Im not lesbian :p
I have the same thing with Catherine Zeta-Jones

*is massively turned on by the last two posts* :D

I have the same thing with Catherine Zeta-Jones

But have you seen Adriana? Shes and victoria's secret angel

Adriana Lima (http://www.celebrity-pictures-world.com/pictures/a/adriana-lima/adriana-lima-013.jpg)

Everyone fancies at least one person that most people think is really weird, so who are they?
Well, I don't get "crushes" at my age, but I have been known to fall in and out of lust. :D

But have you seen Adriana? Shes and victoria's secret angel

Adriana Lima (http://www.celebrity-pictures-world.com/pictures/a/adriana-lima/adriana-lima-013.jpg)
I have, she's uber sexy, but i can't help it, I'm in love with Catherine http://www.jurassicpunk.com/stars/catherinezetajones/czj5.jpg

I'm in love with Marcia Cross (Bree Van De Kamp) from "Desperate Housewives." :fluffle:

I'm in love with Marcia Cross (Bree Van De Kamp) from "Desperate Housewives." :fluffle:
Is that wierd? I'm in agreement with Hoos here - fiery red hair is a good thing, people.

I have, she's uber sexy, but i can't help it, I'm in love with Catherine http://www.jurassicpunk.com/stars/catherinezetajones/czj5.jpg

Thats a good pic of CZJ, she's all clas but Adriana is raw sex appeal RAW!! (http://www.celebrity-pictures-world.com/pictures/a/adriana-lima/adriana-lima-125.jpg)

Magical Trevor. But then everyone loves him.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor/

Sugar from YTV. I bet she's a screamer.

Magical Trevor. But then everyone loves him.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor/
:fluffle:

Thats a good pic of CZJ, she's all clas but Adriana is raw sex appeal RAW!! (http://www.celebrity-pictures-world.com/pictures/a/adriana-lima/adriana-lima-125.jpg)
but Adriana doesn't have Catherine's curves, she's too skinny and hardly has any boobs, unlike Catherine*drools* (http://www.allpictures.org/pictures/catherine-zeta-jones/catherine-zeta-jones-pics.jpg)

it'd have to be Sid Vicious, obviously when he was alive though.

hmm Cosmo from Fairly Odd Parents it pretty sexy, but only cause he has green hair.....

but Adriana doesn't have Catherine's curves, she's too skinny and hardly has any boobs, unlike Catherine*drools* (http://www.allpictures.org/pictures/catherine-zeta-jones/catherine-zeta-jones-pics.jpg)

I used to love Catherine until she married that old man. Wait a minute! I'm an old man myself, LOL!

I used to love Catherine until she married that old man. Wait a minute! I'm an old man myself, LOL!
one day she'l meet me, turn lesbian, divorce the grandad and run away with me http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/sleep.gif

but Adriana doesn't have Catherine's curves, she's too skinny and hardly has any boobs, unlike Catherine*drools* (http://www.allpictures.org/pictures/catherine-zeta-jones/catherine-zeta-jones-pics.jpg)

No way Adriana is known as the 'Boobs from Brazil' (http://www.celebrity-pictures-world.com/pictures/a/adriana-lima/adriana-lima-030.jpg) oh yum

No way Adriana is known as the 'Boobs from Brazil' (http://www.celebrity-pictures-world.com/pictures/a/adriana-lima/adriana-lima-030.jpg) oh yum
those aren't real :rolleyes: unlike these babies (http://www.pameladennis.com/images/catherine%20zeta%20jones.jpg) and where are her hips? and tbh, she isn't as pretty as Catherine either, she has weird lips

No way Adriana is known as the 'Boobs from Brazil' (http://www.celebrity-pictures-world.com/pictures/a/adriana-lima/adriana-lima-030.jpg) oh yum

They look fake to me, no offense.

My friends think I'm weird for having a thing for Samantha Strong. Maybe I just need new friends...

They look fake to me, no offense.
of course they're fake, she doesn't have them in the first 2 pics:rolleyes:

Oh I loves me some Fran Healy :fluffle:

yay, oh you're so getting in my good books. i heart fran!:fluffle:

of course they're fake, she doesn't have them in the first 2 pics:rolleyes:

It was just the angle, but then she is south american....

Off the top of my head, I always had a thing for Angie Everhart:

http://www.efrendz.com/channels/pictures/models/female/angie_everhart/8.shtml

yay, oh you're so getting in my good books. i heart fran!:fluffle:

:fluffle: :)

Off the top of my head, I always had a thing for Angie Everhart:

http://www.efrendz.com/channels/pictures/models/female/angie_everhart/8.shtml
Meow! I'd hardly call that wierd...

i also wub tommy- http://sfstory.free.fr/images/MIB/26.jpg

i also wub tommy- http://sfstory.free.fr/images/MIB/26.jpg
you havn't said the ones you told me.....

Meow! I'd hardly call that wierd...


I guess not-but she is mature. maybe thats weird.

I often do our family food shopping late in the evening after the kids are to bed. I find myself admiring women in their late 30s to 40s-women that obviously take care of themselves. I often realize we've made eye contact numerous times as we wander around the store picking stuff up and at some point, they are sometimes checking me out.

Maybe thats weird, but sometimes I like MILFs. I'm 38

you havn't said the ones you told me.....
Ooh, do tell!
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No-one has listed any NS posters yet? I'm disappointed in you, NS General.

Or wait... do you not think falling in love with NSers is weird?...

Can't believe no one mentioned Jeri Lynn Ryan

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/DrkHelmet/seven_of_nine_16.jpg

you havn't said the ones you told me.....

oh, fine then

alan dale
tome hanks
robert de niro
paul merton
patrick stewart
gene hackman
also al pacino..... and a bunch of others

Can't believe no one mentioned Jeri Lynn Ryan

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/DrkHelmet/seven_of_nine_16.jpg

she's not a weird crush

come on people! weird crushes

No-one has listed any NS posters yet? I'm disappointed in you, NS General.

Or wait... do you not think falling in love with NSers is weird?...
OK, I admit it. I love you Czardas. With all my heart.

eKiss?

oh, fine then

alan dale
tome hanks
robert de niro
paul merton
patrick stewart
gene hackman
also al pacino..... and a bunch of others
Sadaam Hussein.....

she's not a weird crush

come on people! weird crushes

Fine. Put another checkmark next to Catherine Zeta Jones.

Sadaam Hussein.....

dammit, don't tell them that!

Fine. Put another checkmark next to Catherine Zeta Jones.
that's not weird either!! the only reason it's weird for me is cause I'm a straight girl

that's not weird either!! the only reason it's weird for me is cause I'm a straight girl

yeah, sure you are:rolleyes:

dammit, don't tell them that!
sorry

that's not weird either!! the only reason it's weird for me is cause I'm a straight girl

Clearly, you, me, and Catherine Zeta Jones need to wind up stranded on an island together.

sorry

it's alright:p

yeah, sure you are:rolleyes:
it's true, and one day i'm gonna get me a bit of your brother

Clearly, you, me, and Catherine Zeta Jones need to wind up stranded on an island together.
well that depends, why would we need you?

it's true, and one day i'm gonna get me a bit of your brother

yeah, but not anytime soon, you know how the post-office is:rolleyes: :p

yeah, but not anytime soon, you know how the post-office is:rolleyes: :p
if worse comes to worse I'll come over there myself and get him

well that depends, why would we need you?

Because you are straight, and ostensibly so is Catherine Zeta Jones, so I could help get the ball rolling and participate.

I guess not-but she is mature. maybe thats weird.

I often do our family food shopping late in the evening after the kids are to bed. I find myself admiring women in their late 30s to 40s-women that obviously take care of themselves. I often realize we've made eye contact numerous times as we wander around the store picking stuff up and at some point, they are sometimes checking me out.

Maybe thats weird, but sometimes I like MILFs. I'm 38
I'm 27. What's your point?:p

Sigourney Weaver
Colin Firth
Alan Rickman is sexy (or more his voice) it's almost on a par with Richard Burton's voice
Michelle Shocked is also pretty fine

yummmm... seal http://www.astoundit.com/products/guitarshed/whosusingit/pics/seal.jpg
i'm told that's weird. i don't believe them freaks

Because you are straight, and ostensibly so is Catherine Zeta Jones, so I could help get the ball rolling and participate.
but what's so special about you? cause i'm pretty sure there'd be a whole list of men wanting to get in on the action.....

but what's so special about you? cause i'm pretty sure there'd be a whole list of men wanting to get in on the action.....

Hence, the 'stranded on a deserted island' part. Besides, it was my idea.

Colin Firth

i would soooooo do that!

He is so nice in Pride and Prejudice

Hence, the 'stranded on a deserted island' part. Besides, it was my idea.
ok, you can come, but i get first dibs on Catherine!

Alan Rickman is sexy (or more his voice)

you think his voice is sexy?? he sounds like a british kermit!

He is so nice in Pride and Prejudice
He is so nice in everything, mmmmmm

No way! can't share Catherine? That'd be interesting haha :P

i also like me some burt reynolds....

can't we*

can't we*

Men are territorial by nature.

So no.

He is so nice in Pride and Prejudice

yeah, especially after he comes out of the water.... yummy...:fluffle:

This might be weird but I have a thing for the three sisters from Charmed, just imagine that, very very good three sister's and me :D

This might be weird but I have a thing for the three sisters from Charmed, just imagine that, very very good three sister's and me :D

i sure didn't watch that show for over a year because of the supreme story telling..

[but mind you, that was in the days where shannon was still on]

This might be weird but I have a thing for the three sisters from Charmed, just imagine that, very very good three sister's and me :D
http://www.slapyo.com/wp-content/hitit3times.jpg
:D :fluffle: :D

Phillip Schofield (http://www.icr.ac.uk/everyman/press/images/Phillip%20Schofield%203.jpg)

Patrick Stewart (http://www.vulkon.com/images/PatrickStewart.jpg)
Do you think those guys can even get it up any more?

Do you think those guys can even get it up any more?
with a little help from me;)

with a little help from me;)
What a challenge you set yourself!

but Adriana doesn't have Catherine's curves, she's too skinny and hardly has any boobs, unlike Catherine*drools* (http://www.allpictures.org/pictures/catherine-zeta-jones/catherine-zeta-jones-pics.jpg)
Goddamit why can't you keep liking men? What attraction do curves hold for you, straight as an arrow?

Sadaam Hussein.....
You win.

What a challenge you set yourself!


Goddamit why can't you keep liking men? What attraction do curves hold for you, straight as an arrow?

it's only Catherine's curves that get me going, she's so beautiful...... but I realy am straight....honestly

I have, she's uber sexy, but i can't help it, I'm in love with Catherine http://www.jurassicpunk.com/stars/catherinezetajones/czj5.jpg


I saw her first. :D

While watching The L Word, I developed a huge crush on Katherine Moennig.

http://www.lacoctelera.com/hierbamala/imagen/kate6.jpg

Her hair, her face, her posture, and, maybe most importantly, her voice. I mean damn she's hot!

I really don't have any "weird" crushes.

I really don't have any "weird" crushes.
Why do you have a picture of Maggie Thatcher, in a provocative pose, above your bed?

Don't worry, I won't judge you. The rest of the internet might, after I put the pics on imageshack...:eek:

Why do you have a picture of Maggie Thatcher, in a provocative pose, above your bed?

Don't worry, I won't judge you. The rest of the internet might, after I put the pics on imageshack...:eek:


Hey, power is sexy.

Hey, power is sexy.
Women who begin to look like their grotesque 'Spitting Image' caricatures, on the other hand, are not.

it's only Catherine's curves that get me going, she's so beautiful...... but I realy am straight....honestly
that's what they all say in the beginning. sometimes it's hard to admit it at first, but i'm sure you'll feel comfy soon.

that's what they all say in the beginning. sometimes it's hard to admit it at first, but i'm sure you'll feel comfy soon.
i do find women attractive (if they're uber hot) and i enjoy flirting with women, but the thought of doing anything more than kissing one grosses me out

Ashley Judd but she is so old.

Women who begin to look like their grotesque 'Spitting Image' caricatures, on the other hand, are not.


OK, if you must know, my crushes are as follows...


Besides the aforementioned CZJ (back off, TInk. She's mine, I tell you!) ;)
http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/8342/kzj1pi.png (http://imageshack.us)

There is also Kristin Davis
http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/4931/daviskristin11ac.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Portia DiRossi
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/8921/portiaderossi44hb.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Debra Messing
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/8550/debramessingnude065pt.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Jeri Lynn Ryan (she can assimilate me any day)
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5261/seven0wu.png (http://imageshack.us)

Renee Zellweger
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/7708/reneezellweger4146ra.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

And Alyssa Milano
http://img424.imageshack.us/img424/1860/alyssa1ji.png (http://imageshack.us)

See, nothing weird. Sad and pathetic, maybe, but not weird.

Yeah Kristin Davis.

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I. Would. Do. Every. One. Of. Them.

Over

and

over

untilIdied.

EDIT: Especially Alyssa. Beauty.

I. Would. Do. Every. One. Of. Them.

Over

and

over

untilIdied.

EDIT: Especially Alyssa. Beauty.
Alyssa-She twinkles her upper lip.:)

There was this chick that used to do those "So and so is mad" because they didn't use Glad trash bags.

Then there is Kari (http://www.kapitalisten.se/wordpress/wp-content/thumb-kari01.jpg) from Mythbusters.

There is this chick with a french accent in the Stopsign ads giving me advice if the computer is 'acting weird.'

And, as always-cello playing torch singers who sing in french.

The chick with the GIANT brown eyes that worked as a clerk at the supermarket next to the theater I worked at who would come over on her break and smoke weed on the fire escape with me who drove a notchback VW who had a boyfriend which was damn unfortunate. But that was a long ass time ago.

Sarah Parish (http://images.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/blackpool/images/photogallery/340x255/natalie_carlisle.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/blackpool/photogallery_natalie_carlisle.shtml&h=255&w=340&sz=19&tbnid=AShzcNGnx7wJ:&tbnh=86&tbnw=115&hl=en&start=5&prev=/images%3Fq%3DSARAH%2BPARISH%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG)

many friends think i'm weird for thinking gail porter (http://www.platinum-celebs.com/celebs-wallpapers/gail_porter/gail_porter004.jpg) is a megababe... i ignore them.

other than that, no real weird ones.

many friends think i'm weird for thinking gail porter (http://www.platinum-celebs.com/celebs-wallpapers/gail_porter/gail_porter004.jpg) is a megababe... i ignore them.

other than that, no real weird ones.
Are you joking? She is hawt!

Are you joking? She is hawt!
i know! but many of my (male) friends say she's a dog :eek:

then again they have no taste in women *nods*

Are you joking? She is hawt!
was....

She looked so innocent

was....
Any recent pictures?

Also, I thought of one I was told I was wierd for.

Louise Redknapp. Now, as well as then. PHWOAR, etc.

And Danica Patrick (http://www.dollev.com/images/eatdustguys.jpg), because chicks who are into cars are hot.

was....
mm true. no fair... stupid aging :(

uberbabe (http://www.power-league.co.uk/deagle/gallery/images/gail_porter/main/5.jpg) > this (http://www.woodland-trust.org.uk/pressimages/gail.jpg)

(another random tasty picture of tastyness) (http://www.gareth.p.btinternet.co.uk/ladies/gail_porter/gail_porter_24.jpg)

Any recent pictures?

nope, but she's bald....

nope, but she's bald....

Cancer.

It's not wierd but I have a thing for Velma from Scooby Doo..



Yes it is. everyone knows Daphne was the hot one.

mm true. no fair... stupid aging :(

uberbabe (http://www.power-league.co.uk/deagle/gallery/images/gail_porter/main/5.jpg) > this (http://www.woodland-trust.org.uk/pressimages/gail.jpg)

(another random tasty picture of tastyness) (http://www.gareth.p.btinternet.co.uk/ladies/gail_porter/gail_porter_24.jpg)
it's not so much her age as her lack-of-hairness


I mean, don't get me wrong, my heart goes out to the poor girl, and she's been very brave, but baldness just isn't sexy

Cancer.
no, alapecia

no, alapecia

oh.

no, alapecia
Really? That runs in my mum's family, apparently.

Bugger. Come back to Athar.

Also, I thought of one I was told I was wierd for.

Louise Redknapp. Now, as well as then. PHWOAR, etc.
yeah i got called weird for her too... and she is still ultimatesuperyummy *nods*

now (http://www.salfordthomas.co.uk/development/mark/wpa/wallpapers/louise_004.jpg)

then (http://majick.iwarp.com/louise.jpg) (and another then) (http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/5190/41rf.jpg)

the most beautiful women are so british! :p

it's not so much her age as her lack-of-hairness


I mean, don't get me wrong, my heart goes out to the poor girl, and she's been very brave, but baldness just isn't sexy
ah yeah i forgot about that for a mo :(
still not life threatening tho... neither is oldness tho... bah

yeah i got called weird for her too... and she is still ultimatesuperyummy *nods*

now (http://www.salfordthomas.co.uk/development/mark/wpa/wallpapers/louise_004.jpg)

then (http://majick.iwarp.com/louise.jpg) (and another then) (http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/5190/41rf.jpg)

the most beautiful women are so british! :p
If anything, I think she's better looking now.

However, that could just be because her boobs are almost out in the new one :p

Really? That runs in my mum's family, apparently.

Bugger. Come back to Athar.
yep, but you have to admire how well she's handled it

i want to but i can't till i get my apology

If anything, I think she's better looking now.

However, that could just be because her boobs are almost out in the new one :p
hmmm i dunno... better looking now or then?? its too tough to call - she's incredible in different ways then and now (yay for boobies! :p)

yep, but you have to admire how well she's handled it

i want to but i can't till i get my apology
Yeah, and tbh it doesn't make much difference to guys, so I'm set. She looks sorta cool with it. Defiant, like. TSI has gone offline, you'll be waiting a while unfortunately.

Yeah, and tbh it doesn't make much difference to guys, so I'm set. She looks sorta cool with it. Defiant, like. TSI has gone offline, you'll be waiting a while unfortunately.
she had a red mohican for a bit, that looked pretty cool
guess i'll have to wait then :(

How about weird ones from boyhood?

It's all Gerry Anderson's fault...

Marina from Stingray (http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/anderson/stingray/gallery/07stingray.shtml)

And Venus from Fireball XL5 (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.geocities.com/supermarionation_forever/fireball/venus.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.geocities.com/supermarionation_forever/fireball/venus.htm&h=414&w=275&sz=29&tbnid=z-x896Q5tZUJ:&tbnh=121&tbnw=80&hl=en&start=2&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dvenus%2Bfrom%2Bfireball%2Bxl5%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26c2coff%3D1%26client%3Dfi refox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN)

Yes, they're puppets, but Marina's love theme closed out each episode, fanning strange flames in my heart...

How about weird ones from boyhood?

It's all Gerry Anderson's fault...

Marina from Stingray (http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/anderson/stingray/gallery/07stingray.shtml)

And Venus from Fireball XL5 (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.geocities.com/supermarionation_forever/fireball/venus.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.geocities.com/supermarionation_forever/fireball/venus.htm&h=414&w=275&sz=29&tbnid=z-x896Q5tZUJ:&tbnh=121&tbnw=80&hl=en&start=2&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dvenus%2Bfrom%2Bfireball%2Bxl5%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26c2coff%3D1%26client%3Dfi refox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN)

Yes, they're puppets, but Marina's love theme closed out each episode, fanning strange flames in my heart...
I never saw fireball XL5, but I (sadly) totally agree with Marina. To a 6 year old boy, she is your future wife. Also, Tink: :(

many friends think i'm weird for thinking gail porter (http://www.platinum-celebs.com/celebs-wallpapers/gail_porter/gail_porter004.jpg) is a megababe... i ignore them.Ah, yes, that reminds me of my female childrens' show presentors obsession.. Admittedly it's a long time ago Gail presented it. Zoe Ball is even longer ago, Fern a bit more recently.
I'm not sure exactly why childrens TV seems to attract so many cute women as presentors, although admittedly not all are.

Ah, yes, that reminds me of my female childrens' show presentors obsession.. Admittedly it's a long time ago Gail presented it. Zoe Ball is even longer ago, Vern a bit more recently.
I'm not sure exactly why childrens TV seems to attract so many cute women as presentors, although admittedly not all are.
a friend of mine used to have a huuuuuge crush on Phillipa Forester when he was younger

a friend of mine used to have a huuuuuge crush on Phillipa Forester when he was youngerSo did I, when I was younger, and she was younger. Well, not huuuuge maybe, never been one for going overboard. I knew her from "Tomorrow's world" or something, of course that wasn't childrens TV. She presented that once too?

Jennifer Ellison, definately. Sexy Shot (http://users.cs.cf.ac.uk/G.James/Jennifer_Ellison.jpg) Adorable shot (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v514/flannel_girl/hush_challenge/poto-1.jpg)

And let's not forget Billie Piper (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ef/Rosetyler.jpg/180px-Rosetyler.jpg) and again (http://www.ys3.connectfree.co.uk/images/billie.jpg)

:fluffle:

Though I now feel like a dirty old man. So I definately add Catherine Zeta Jones to the list.

So did I, when I was younger, and she was younger. Well, not huuuuge maybe, never been one for going overboard. I knew her from "Tomorrow's world" or something, of course that wasn't childrens TV. She presented that once too?
yeah, I vaguely remember something with Andy Peters and Philip Schofield and maybe Otis the Aardvark.....and a broom closet....cept sshe had really short brown hair back then i think....

Jennifer Ellison, definately. Sexy Shot (http://users.cs.cf.ac.uk/G.James/Jennifer_Ellison.jpg) Adorable shot (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v514/flannel_girl/hush_challenge/poto-1.jpg)

And let's not forget Billie Piper (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ef/Rosetyler.jpg/180px-Rosetyler.jpg) and again (http://www.ys3.connectfree.co.uk/images/billie.jpg)

:fluffle:

Though I now feel like a dirty old man. So I definately add Catherine Zeta Jones to the list.how are any of those weird?

So did I, when I was younger, and she was younger. Well, not huuuuge maybe, never been one for going overboard. I knew her from "Tomorrow's world" or something, of course that wasn't childrens TV. She presented that once too?
mmm phillipa forrester was tasty! back in the days of tomorrows world and the first series of robot wars... *ponders*

but NOT zoe ball!

How about Felicity Kendall (obviously minus a few decades, I'm thinking "the good life" here) There's just something about her..

Ditto on the Alan Rickman and Al Pacino love.

Usually, though, I have a thing for younger guys - if you want to count that as weird. Jamie Bell (Billy Elliott) and Gregory Smith (Ephram in Everwood) are both very yummy.

And I had huge crushes on Josh Charles and John Cusack way back when, though most of my girl friends never found them attractive.

Adrien Brody can be very hot, too. Yes, I do have a thing for prominent noses (well, duh, pretty much all of the above fall under that category, so I guess that was obvious).

And, as for serious weirdness, I actually think Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi is very attractive. The hair, the glorious hair. *swoons*

but NOT zoe ball!Oh, she had her moments.. Haven't seen anything of her recently though. It must have been ten years or so ago I last noticed her on TV..
Of course, you're adamant "NOT" does justify it as weird, so maybe that's good ;)

...well...my friend's mom...:rolleyes: (Though, in my defense, she was in her early 30s and Asian!)

Oh, and a lesbian friend of mine. (It's weird because I'm a (reluctant) straight male (reluctant because I wish I was asexual) and generally attracted to very feminine types, and she...wasn't very feminine...)

...And...well, this is kind of embarrassing...Tink, although that was more of a "aww, everything from the way she talks to how she looks is adorable, and she makes flapjacks!" thing. It was fairly brief, thankfully.

And, as for serious weirdness, I actually think Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi is very attractive. The hair, the glorious hair. *swoons*He reminds me a bit of Richard Gere, but don't ask me why. If I were a japanese schoolgirl, I would soo swoon over him..
But euhm, nevermind.. That's getting weird even for me :rolleyes:

...And...well, this is kind of embarrassing...Tink, although that was more of a "aww, everything from the way she talks to how she looks is adorable, and she makes flapjacks!" thing. It was fairly brief, thankfully.
:p awwwww, that's sweet!:fluffle:

(and why are you thankful that it was fairly brief?)

He reminds me a bit of Richard Gere, but don't ask me why. If I were a japanese schoolgirl, I would soo swoon over him..
But euhm, nevermind.. That's getting weird even for me :rolleyes:
Richard Gere, mmmmmmmmm, i forgot him, my friends think that one's weird too

Richard Gere, mmmmmmmmm, i forgot him, my friends think that one's weird too

I must be missing something.

(sorry about disappearing like that)

:p awwwww, that's sweet!:fluffle:

(and why are you thankful that it was fairly brief?)
Well...eh...thank you. *blushes* Jesus this is awkward!

Because it was really odd to have a crush on someone who lives across the Atlantic and whom I've never met! Besides, it made for awkward online conversation because I had this nervous urge to check and recheck whatever I was posting...

He reminds me a bit of Richard Gere, but don't ask me why. If I were a japanese schoolgirl, I would soo swoon over him..
But euhm, nevermind.. That's getting weird even for me :rolleyes:

Oh, he totally resembles Richard Gere. Whom I totally would have included in my list, had it asked for "crushes", sans the "weird"...

Yeah, what can I say, good nose, good hair - gets me every time. Sigh.

Richard Gere, mmmmmmmmm, i forgot him, my friends think that one's weird too

They do? God, I think he's one of the handsomest men ever. And I mean it.

Of course, you're adamant "NOT" does justify it as weird, so maybe that's good ;)
hah good point :P

They do? God, I think he's one of the handsomest men ever. And I mean it.
they agree with me about when he was younger (An Officer and a Gentleman, DING DONG! I can't even begin to describe the things that film does to me!) but they say it's weird now he's older, but i think some men just get better with age

they agree with me about when he was younger (An Officer and a Gentleman, DING DONG! I can't even begin to describe the things that film does to me!) but they say it's weird now he's older, but i think some men just get better with age

Oh, he certainly does. Though I saw a picture of him the other day with his hair dyed a light brown :eek: . The devil must have made him do it.

Richard Gere, mmmmmmmmm, i forgot him, my friends think that one's weird too
That is wierd - his eyes are far too close together. I bet his depth perception is bloody awful :p

Carol Vorderman ( the brains are sexy!)
Teryl Rothery (Played Dr. Fraiser on Stargate SG-1)
Gates McFadden (played Dr. Crusher on Star Trek TNG) {Maybe I just have a thing for female docs ;)}
Lois from Family Guy is HOT

And strangest of all, Johnny Depp is a very attractive man... weird cause I am one straight man myself... :confused:

I gotta admit.

If Johnny Depp wanted to fuck me, I'd be up for it.

...why is it that so many ostensibly straight people have gay crushes...?

Sean Connery. Most people I mention that to go "ewwww".

I gotta admit.

If Johnny Depp wanted to fuck me, I'd be up for it.


Screw that, he's the one that looks like a girl from the back...

Que disgusted shakes of the head from NS forum users:p

Teryl Rothery (Played Dr. Fraiser on Stargate SG-1)Ooh, and Amanda Tapping (Samantha Carter on Stargate SG-1)
Brains and looks, what more can you ask for.. (Well lots I guess, availability and being on the same side of the ocean being two)

Actual, it's pretty obvious I like the characters, not the actresses. I haven't a clue if they have a brain, just that they can remember their lines.

...why is it that so many ostensibly straight people have gay crushes...?

Haven't a balls notion, though I have to say it doesn't worry me so much that lots of women think CZJ is hot, just that so many men think JD is as well

Ooh, and Amanda Tapping (Samantha Carter on Stargate SG-1)
Brains and looks, what more can you ask for.. (Well lots I guess, availability and being on the same side of the ocean being two)

Actual, it's pretty obvious I like the characters, not the actresses. I haven't a clue if they have a brain, just that they can remember their lines.


And who cares about brains in that case anyway? Amanda Tapping is just hot.

And speaking of weird crushes I have another. Anyone watch Extreme Makeover: Home Edition? The girl Paige that does all the carpentry, not only attractive but handy around the house.

And who cares about brains in that case anyway?Well, me. I know it may be weird, but seriously. A good brain is at least half the fun..

oh yeah? Well I had a crush on Gil from Finding Nemo. lmao, it was just plain funny. Well, not at the time, I thought I had gone mad.

Brains are good, and intelligent conversation can be a real turn on, but for the purpose of this thread I say leave them at the door. This is about [I]weird[I] crushes, not what you normally find attractive.

This is about [I]weird[I] crushes, not what you normally find attractive.Doesn't mean it has to be a purely physical thing.
In fact, I've had a bit of a crush on the goddess Eris (the 'Principia Discordia' version, not the ancient greek one) It's purely the idea of her.

Doesn't mean it has to be a purely physical thing.
In fact, I've had a bit of a crush on the goddess Eris (the 'Principia Discordia' version, not the ancient greek one) It's purely the idea of her.


Now that is weird. Though I used to think the venus di milo was alluring. Strange that...:eek:

oh yeah? Well I had a crush on Gil from Finding Nemo. lmao, it was just plain funny. Well, not at the time, I thought I had gone mad.


And I think we have a winner! Not only is it a fish, but an animated one at that :cool:

The weirdest is probably martina hingis

I dont have wierd crushes at all, my brain is so pure you could squeeze it and drink the liquids that poured forth.

Just don't test that out OK.

I dont have wierd crushes at all, my brain is so pure you could squeeze it and drink the liquids that poured forth.

Just don't test that out OK.
*stops squeezing*

How about if I use the Juice Loosener?

I dont have wierd crushes at all, my brain is so pure you could squeeze it and drink the liquids that poured forth.

Just don't test that out OK.
oh my gods its you! havn't seen you post in aaaaaaaages:fluffle:

oh my gods its you! havn't seen you post in aaaaaaaages:fluffle:

I've been too busy peering into your windows at night !!!

No i've been dally-ing in america pissing my future away instead of going to uni or making trouble here.

I'm glad to see you remember me :D have an imaginary interwebular cookie. its got imaginary chocolate bits in !

I've been too busy peering into your windows at night !!!

No i've been dally-ing in america pissing my future away instead of going to uni or making trouble here.

I'm glad to see you remember me :D have an imaginary interwebular cookie. its got imaginary chocolate bits in !
awesome!


and of course i remember you! you are teh sexy!:fluffle: *eats cookie* yum

PROMOTIONS ALL ROUND !

As for this juice loosener nonesense, i'll have you know i dont use below the noggin-compressor 6000, made right here in britain for all your brain mangling needs !

To try and be a bit more on topic i shall try and peer into the murky depths of my mind for any crushes i had previously overlooked as phantoms brought on by excessive kitten huffing or too much M&M's

...

...

Nope the only innapropriate famous man i'm in love with returns the feelings so he don't count.

!!!

Bjork, shes adorable, adorable, and a wooman, how freaky can you get.

Bjork, shes adorable, adorable, and a wooman, how freaky can you get.
that'd be an odd one even if you were straight


and if there is any woman for you, it's me dude! and don't you forget it! *licks*

Ewww girl cooties.

You're lucky i don't have an ill tempered old-time southern preacherman for a father who'd run you out of town for mentally harming his delicate flower of a son.

Or rather you'd be really astonishingly UNlucky if i did. Cos honestly that's just plain crazy.

PROMOTIONS ALL ROUND !

Nope the only innapropriate famous man i'm in love with returns the feelings so he don't count.

!!!

Ooo, do tell ;)

I've had a massive crush on Fern Cotton for years now, she can Top my Pops any day... :fluffle: :D

Oh yea, does Tinkerbell count as weird?

Ewww girl cooties.

You're lucky i don't have an ill tempered old-time southern preacherman for a father who'd run you out of town for mentally harming his delicate flower of a son.

Or rather you'd be really astonishingly UNlucky if i did. Cos honestly that's just plain crazy.
you love me really

Ooo, do tell ;)

I've had a massive crush on Fern Cotton for years now, she can Top my Pops any day... :fluffle: :D

Oh yea, does Tinkerbell count as weird?
Tinkerbell is sexy as hell! that fairy has some curves on her, there's a reason that everything I own has her on it

you love me really
Of course i do *trys to fluffle*

...

curses failue ! I'm to closeted and protected from the world i can't seem to pull it off.

:fluffle: ! There ! I managed it. I wish that were more of an acheivement.

As for who it is i am going out with, he'd hate me forever if i told you :( one of these days he'll stop caring or at least people will forget about him completely, the latter will likely happen first.

you can see us wandering about in hampstead though.

Of course i do *trys to fluffle*

...

curses failue ! I'm to closeted and protected from the world i can't seem to pull it off.

[EDIT] :fluffle: ! There ! I managed it. I wish that were more of an acheivement.

As for who it is i am going out with, he'd hate me forever if i told you :( one of these days, you can see us wandering about in hampstead though.
yay! :fluffle:


and EDIT: is Hampstead in London?

:fluffle: ! There ! I managed it. I wish that were more of an acheivement.

As for who it is i am going out with, he'd hate me forever if i told you :( one of these days he'll stop caring or at least people will forget about him completely, the latter will likely happen first.

you can see us wandering about in hampstead though.
Christ, it's not a Tory MP is it. OMG, it's David Cameron, isn't it!

Christ, it's not a Tory MP is it. OMG, it's David Cameron, isn't it!
OMG!!! (David Cameron is kinda cute though)

i do find women attractive (if they're uber hot) and i enjoy flirting with women, but the thought of doing anything more than kissing one grosses me out
Dyke qween!

Eeew, the thought of tory MP's doing anything other than polite debating is scary. Come to think of it, all MP's should be locked in the house of commons 24/7. With snipers posted in case of any bodily contact between them.

A Tory ! Never don't you know all Torys are god fearing straight men with loving wives and familys who would never do any depraved or dishonest.

His name is Gregg and he's an inch shorter than me if it helps. (I'm 6'6").

And as for YOU Tink, flirting with women ! Leading them on ! You should be ashamed of yourself. Though to be honest, i can understand you're being grossed out, lesbainism, unfathomable, must be the dark hand of satan at work in the world.

What Seven Llamas ? You're saying the thought of hot lesbian sex between Mo Mowlem and Ann Widecombe doesnt turn you on ? What if it were a bi sexual three way with Prescott ?

[Shudders uncontrollably]

(David Cameron is kinda cute though)
*throws up*

just the fact that he's a tory should be enough to put anyone off :p

*throws up*

just the fact that he's a tory should be enough to put anyone off :p
Oh, I don't know. Maggie was hawt.

*watches as children wake up, crying, all around the country*

It's ok kids, it was a joke! Just a joke! I don't find power or wrinkles that attractive!

Oh, I don't know. Maggie was hawt.


*wretches up intestines and a lung*

now look what you made me do :mad:

I have a weird crush on Tribes of Longton.......

I have a weird crush on Tribes of Longton.......
That isn't...

well, that is to say...

Yeah, Ok, it's wierd. You freak.

Where've you been anyway?

I have a weird crush on Tribes of Longton.......
PEEEEECHEEE!!!

**POUNCE**

*wretches up intestines and a lung*

now look what you made me do :mad:


What ! Think of her as being erotically conveniant, after all her breasts are now low enough that you merely need to look in one place to see every eroginous zone.

What ! Think of her as being erotically conveniant, after all her breasts are now low enough that you merely need to look in one place to see every eroginous zone.
You, sir, have delved to new depths of depravity. Were you a SCUBA prostitute in a former life?

That isn't...

well, that is to say...

Yeah, Ok, it's wierd. You freak.

Where've you been anyway?


;) I've been to hell and back twice. I have some cool pics too....but the devil does not have a tail or a pitchfork to my dismay...


PEEEEECHEEE!!!

**POUNCE**

hey poppy:fluffle: .....i've missed you much.

;) I've been to hell and back twice. I have some cool pics too....but the devil does not have a tail or a pitchfork to my dismay...




hey poppy:fluffle: .....i've missed you much.
You see, the number of people who immediately responded, just to your name, suggests that YOU NEED TO POST HERE MORE OFTEN :D :D

What ! Think of her as being erotically conveniant, after all her breasts are now low enough that you merely need to look in one place to see every eroginous zone.
*there goes the other lung* :P

no, maggie thatcher is a great tool for making yourself non-horny, quickly... just think to yourself and picture "margaret thatcher naked on a cold night..." and repeat, and i guarantee horniness will subside :D

You see, the number of people who immediately responded, just to your name, suggests that YOU NEED TO POST HERE MORE OFTEN :D :D
i second that (e)motion *nods*

:fluffle: peechie :fluffle:

You see, the number of people who immediately responded, just to your name, suggests that YOU NEED TO POST HERE MORE OFTEN :D :D


word up daddio....i'm back! might even resurrect.....umm....you know. That place where you once read to me for days on end.Oh the memories..... Sarcastic, witty,senseless banter , porn and chocolate all rolled into one neat little thread. siiigh.

*there goes the other lung* :P

no, maggie thatcher is a great tool for making yourself non-horny, quickly... just think to yourself and picture "margaret thatcher naked on a cold night..." and repeat, and i guarantee horniness will subside :D
You people just have no apreiciation to how much time she'd save in our hectic 24 hour society !

I think the apropriate quote at this point would be...

"People say i'm robbing the cradle but i say she's robbing the grave."

i second that (e)motion *nods*

:fluffle: peechie :fluffle:


hey sugar muffins!:fluffle: how you doing?


i also have a crush on Heath Ledger.....ok so its not a crush, its full on obsession. :fluffle: <--(Heath and I)

word up daddio....i'm back! might even resurrect.....umm....you know. That place where you once read to me for days on end.Oh the memories..... Sarcastic, witty,senseless banter , porn and chocolate all rolled into one neat little thread. siiigh.
Ah, unfortunately it died a painful, slow death by my hand (partly). We couldn't keep the interest up. Plus, I doubt half the major members still post regularly :( , and what with various fallings out (TCG and Hype, anyone?)...

Good memories though - especially the pre-mod intervention stuff :)

Did you find the only pic on the internet of me? I vaguely wish it wasn't on anymore, but what's done is done...

Ah, unfortunately it died a painful, slow death by my hand (partly). We couldn't keep the interest up. Plus, I doubt half the major members still post regularly :( , and what with various fallings out (TCG and Hype, anyone?)...

Good memories though - especially the pre-mod intervention stuff :)

Did you find the only pic on the internet of me? I vaguely wish it wasn't on anymore, but what's done is done...

heck no-i sure didnt......i really wanted to see it. please send my way if you ever find it. pretty please with sandwiches on top?

heck no-i sure didnt......i really wanted to see it. please send my way if you ever find it. pretty please with sandwiches on top?
It's on here. I think I put it in my profile.

And before you see it, yes I do look young (and a bit shit) for my age. Sadly.

It's on here. I think I put it in my profile.

And before you see it, yes I do look young (and a bit shit) for my age. Sadly.


well darn-is jolt still messed up? i cant seem to click on profiles. sheesh. maybe i've been gone so long that i dunno how to work the forum.:eek:

You people just have no apreiciation to how much time she'd save in our hectic 24 hour society !

I think the apropriate quote at this point would be...

"People say i'm robbing the cradle but i say she's robbing the grave."
lol :p
if only she could give me back that lung though... :S

hey sugar muffins!:fluffle: how you doing?

oh i'm pretty good. out of uni and working, less depressed, got a gf (:fluffle: ), eating lots at xmas... things are looking up i guess :)

how about you? what you up to? (last i heard you were moving... then posted a couple of times... in short: we missed you :fluffle: )

Sarcastic, witty,senseless banter , porn and chocolate all rolled into one neat little thread. siiigh.
oooh sounds good... can i get an invite ;) :D

well darn-is jolt still messed up? i cant seem to click on profiles. sheesh. maybe i've been gone so long that i dunno how to work the forum.:eek:
Oh, sorry. I meant in the thread devoted to Profiles. It's stickied at the top of General. oooh sounds good... can i get an invite ;) :D
IIRC, you were busy gallivanting off at the proper royalty, getting pissed. Dirty royalist.

lol :how about you? what you up to? (last i heard you were moving... then posted a couple of times... in short: we missed you :fluffle: )


oooh sounds good... can i get an invite ;) :D

thanks love. i missed you guys. haha....if the rejects ever come back, i will send you a personal invitation written in peasants blood.

IIRC, you were busy gallivanting off at the proper royalty, getting pissed. Dirty royalist.
hahaha oh that thread... ah those were the days *sigh*

thanks love. i missed you guys. haha....if the rejects ever come back, i will send you a personal invitation written in peasants blood.
aww :fluffle:

but use my peasants, please *hands bucket of peasants blood* ;)

Sour Apple Crush was probably the weirdest flavour.

You found it yet peech?

Mary Kate Olsen, she's sooo cute. :D :fluffle:

You found it yet peech?


sorry love-Jolt wouldnt let me in for some reason...and now youre gone. Hell yeah I found it:fluffle: ...you have a tg.

I've always had a thing for Kiera Knightly


But then after seeing that Andrina Lina or whatever her name is from page 1 or 2 I might have a runner up ;)

I have a weird crush on Tribes of Longton.......
Peechy!!!!!! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: *licks *

Is anyone else getting turned on by all these women licking each other? There's like two threads with licking going on.

Women in Uniform.

Kiera Knightley. She is ridiculously gorgeous.

And, oddly enough, David Bowie. Especially as Jareth the Goblin King in the movie Labrynth. Does anybody else know what I'm talking about?

Charlotte Church is pretty hot too. :D

And Gauge, but she's a pornstar, it's expected.

Ryoko Hirosue (celebmatch.com says i have 99% compatability ~_^)
Kwon BoA
Utada Kikaru
Motoko Kusanagi (I know it can't really happen, but if there was such a person, I'd risk bodily injury in the pursuit.)
Mizuho Kazami (again, I know it can't happen, but the whole hot teacher thing...)

yeah, i'm a huge otaku^_^

PS: i know celebmatch is just for fun, okay?

Why has nobody listed Harrison Ford?

Jon stewart.

Yes, I said Jon stewart.

Have I posted Zooey Deschanel before?

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/movies/people/d/deschanel_zooey/150x223.jpg
http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/j/Zooey%20Deschanel.jpg
http://www.latinoreview.com/images/zooey.jpg

Have I posted Zooey Deschanel before?

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/movies/people/d/deschanel_zooey/150x223.jpg
http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/j/Zooey%20Deschanel.jpg
http://www.latinoreview.com/images/zooey.jpg
I tihnk you have mentioned it.

...I apparently managed to scare Tink...

I'm not a crazy knife wielding stalker! Honest! And I'm not just saying that because I prefer chainsaws! Really!

My *weird* crush (or so I'm told), is for an anime character.

Kuno Kodachi of Ranma 1/2.
Not for her looks (http://www.totallyteryl.com/anime/kodachi3.jpg), but for her laugh. It speaks of a young lady who is not only totally and deliciously insane, but is aware of it, and revels in it. And it sends a shiver straight down my spine to... well, take a guess. This link is to a short version for the aurally sensitive. http://www.animeaddiction.net/anime/Ranma/sounds/kolaugh.wav

...I apparently managed to scare Tink...

I'm not a crazy knife wielding stalker! Honest! And I'm not just saying that because I prefer chainsaws! Really!
not at all sweetie, i actually think you're quite sweet!

not at all sweetie, i actually think you're quite sweet!
Thats what they want you to think.......

I was 29 and fancied woman in late 40's

Yes, they're puppets, but Marina's love theme closed out each episode, fanning strange flames in my heart...
Weeeeiiiiirrrrrrrrrrddd...

...well...my friend's mom...:rolleyes: (Though, in my defense, she was in her early 30s and Asian!)
Stacy's mom has got it going on...

Oh, and a lesbian friend of mine. (It's weird because I'm a (reluctant) straight male (reluctant because I wish I was asexual)
I'm glad you were mature enough to realise that there is no denying nature, especially when there's no good reason to!

...why is it that so many ostensibly straight people have gay crushes...?
Because no-one is 100% straight. Also notice that so many straight men have crushes on somewhat feminine men, like Johnny Depp. Vice versa for women.

Haven't a balls notion, though I have to say it doesn't worry me so much that lots of women think CZJ is hot, just that so many men think JD is as well
Actually, for obvious reasons, I would prefer that the maximum number of women were 100% straight.

What ! Think of her as being erotically conveniant, after all her breasts are now low enough that you merely need to look in one place to see every eroginous zone.
Pure filth. Off with his head!

Have I posted Zooey Deschanel before?

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/movies/people/d/deschanel_zooey/150x223.jpg
http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/j/Zooey%20Deschanel.jpg
http://www.latinoreview.com/images/zooey.jpg
so hot.

Jon stewart.

Yes, I said Jon stewart.

Ooooh, how could I forget Jon Stewart! Obviously, I don't think that's a weird crush, but a friend of mine has said as much. Pfft. I mean, hello, great hair, great nose, plus intellectual brilliance and a great sense of humour. Case closed. Mmmmmmmmhhhhh.

some of these aren't even weird in the slightest

Well she isnt real that is why it is weird but I really like Ashley Graham from RE4.

I even made this tribute to her.

http://ashleygrahamtribute.ytmnd.com/

Pam Ayers needs a good rogering.

Not sure I want to be the one to do it tho. :rolleyes:

some of these aren't even weird in the slightest
It is when you consider some of the people are none too fussed about girls.http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/unsure.gif
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Ooooh, how could I forget Jon Stewart! Obviously, I don't think that's a weird crush, but a friend of mine has said as much. Pfft. I mean, hello, great hair, great nose, plus intellectual brilliance and a great sense of humour. Case closed. Mmmmmmmmhhhhh.

Its a wierd crush for a straight guy...

I think I have a crush on GNM, but I'm not sure.

I think I have a crush on GNM, but I'm not sure.

Awww... why the uncertainty? :fluffle:

Awww... why the uncertainty? :fluffle:

Heisenberg Principle.

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Heisenberg Principle.

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Bah. Damn quantum mechanics anywho.

Bah. Damn quantum mechanics anywho.

Yeah, a silly fact of life.

You want to have kinky sex with leathers and sharpened lava lamps?

Yeah, a silly fact of life.

You want to have kinky sex with leathers and sharpened lava lamps?


Er.... leather maybe. Sharpened lava lamps? I'll pass. What is it with you and sharp items?

I have a bit of a thing for Till Lindemann from Rammstein. He's such a sexy dirty old man... ;)

I have a friend with a crush on Andrew Marr. :p

I have a friend with a crush on Andrew Marr. :p
:eek:
well the giant ears and flailing, ape-like arms are very sexy i guess ;)

Its a wierd crush for a straight guy...
Good thing then that I'm a straight girl. :p

I like Cosmo Kramer from Seinfeld :p (And he's pretty weird.) But Idk anything about the actor Michael Richards to be crushing on him.
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I have to say that my recent attraction to WWE's Batista certainly qualifies as a weird crush. I'm rarely interested in guys at all, and on top of that he's the first insanely muscular, bodybuilder type of guy to catch my attention.

What can I say? He's hot.
http://www.ilgrandewrestling.it/batista%20da%20bio.jpg

Zig Zag form Max Blackrabbit/Sabrina (eric Schrarz)
Sabrina Skunk
Amy Squirrel
Darke Kat

I think those that recognise the names can see a theme here <G>

*Snudges to all Fur and fur tolerants*
*Pfffft hisses and a waved paw for the unenligtened*

On that note..

Aaryanna, Alexsi, Wildy even. murrrr... (DMFA)
Okay, so I like them violent and slightly evil..

Of course I already mentioned cartoon characters. Just not explicitly the furry ones.

I have to say that my recent attraction to WWE's Batista certainly qualifies as a weird crush. I'm rarely interested in guys at all, and on top of that he's the first insanely muscular, bodybuilder type of guy to catch my attention.

What can I say? He's hot.
http://www.ilgrandewrestling.it/batista%20da%20bio.jpg

jesus, he's about to burst:eek:

Jade Goody:
http://www.myvillage.com/images/celebs/photos/Jade-Goody1.jpg

i find jodie marsh hot, as well as pretty. i've been told by a lot that she's a dog, not much prettier than jordan with her fake nose and fake tan, but i definatly disagree on that one.
http://netmode.vietnamnet.vn/dataimages/original/images525857_JodieMarsh.jpg

Morrissey is God. (http://img8.photobucket.com/albums/v26/rickyruffle/Wallpaper/Morrissey_copy.jpg)

Frodo Baggins from Lotr
Harry Potter from HP

I think Henry Kissinger (http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/NSAEBB/NSAEBB104/kissinger%2019750429.jpg) should be in jail and never should have been given that Nobel Prize but he can have a 30 day war with me whenever he likes ;-). I also have a thing for Lord Winston (http://wordsmatter.caltech.edu/winston.jpg) and I agree with the original poster that Liam Neeson (http://www.kingdomofheavenmovie.com/lang/us/wallpapers/KOH_WP_1024_04.jpg) is sex on legs though I can't for the life of me imagine what you see in Alan Rickman (http://home.arcor.de/estherkolbe/snape/snape7.jpg). Bob Hoskins (http://www.websitez.ws/malecelebs/db/bob_hoskins/bob_hoskins.jpg) is a dream boat.

Kate Beckinsale (http://www.virgin.net/movies/galleries/kateb/pix/01_main.jpg) in van Helsing. I think shes really hot in that movie.