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Weird Crushes

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FairyTInkArisen
28-12-2005, 17:30
Everyone fancies at least one person that most people think is really weird, so who are they?

mine:

Alan Rickman (http://www.alan-rickman.nl/laa94.jpg) (not so much as Snape in Harry Potter, but in Love Actually, with the glasses.....mmmmmm)
Phillip Schofield (http://www.icr.ac.uk/everyman/press/images/Phillip%20Schofield%203.jpg)
Mark Lemarr (http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38613000/jpg/_38613679_lamarr150.jpg) (I don't think it's that weird but my friends disagree)
Gordon Ramsey (http://entertainment.pipex.com/Images/GordonRamseyPipex.jpg) (again, I really don't think this is all that weird)
Paul Merton (http://www.tv-celebrity.co.uk/images/comedy/paul-merton-have-i-got-news-for-you.jpg) (he's adorable!)
Marti Pellow (http://img.theatermania.com/news/images/4969a.jpg) (okay, my friends are clearly insane to think this one is weird!)
Fran Healey (http://www.digglefc.fsnet.co.uk/doug.jpg)
Richard Hammond (http://www.f4group.co.uk/images/richard_hammond.jpg)
Liam Neeson (http://www.planet.nl/upload_mm/3/3/6/1990554757_1999997548_liamneeson_loveactually_337x253_universal.jpg) (*le sigh* I'm totally in love with him)
Patrick Stewart (http://www.vulkon.com/images/PatrickStewart.jpg)
Tom Hanks (http://cine2020.espaciolatino.com/hanks_tom.jpg)
Robert De Niro (http://images.hollywood.com/images/large/l_471347.jpg)

ok, I'm finished now (apparently I have bad taste)
Zero Six Three
28-12-2005, 17:35
It's not wierd but I have a thing for Velma from Scooby Doo..
The Tribes Of Longton
28-12-2005, 17:36
I'm not entirely sure, but I think Liam Neeson and Tom Hanks are classed as normal. De Niro almost, except that he's about 300 now. Plus, Hammond got voted like this in Heat a while back (god bless Top Gear for its ridicule of presenters!) so that's common, if wierd.

But come on - Alan Rickman? Philip Schofield?? Are you blind, or do you fall for personality before looks? :p

And I've just realised there isn't anyone famous I can think of that I'm wierdly attracted to. There's someone at University, though - my friends think I'm fucking insane.
FairyTInkArisen
28-12-2005, 17:44
I'm not entirely sure, but I think Liam Neeson and Tom Hanks are classed as normal. De Niro almost, except that he's about 300 now. Plus, Hammond got voted like this in Heat a while back (god bless Top Gear for its ridicule of presenters!) so that's common, if wierd.

But come on - Alan Rickman? Philip Schofield?? Are you blind, or do you fall for personality before looks? :p

And I've just realised there isn't anyone famous I can think of that I'm wierdly attracted to. There's someone at University, though - my friends think I'm fucking insane.
my friends disagree about Liam Neeson, Tom Hanks used to be normal, till he put on weight, if you ask me he's evencuter now. And Alan Rickman is teh sexy with those glasses on! and Phillip Schofield is just....mmmmmm
Vetalia
28-12-2005, 17:47
Philip Seymour Hoffman (http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/capote/philip_seymour_hoffman/capote.jpg)

I just don't know why...perhaps it was his role as Scotty J.? :confused:
Zero Six Three
28-12-2005, 17:48
Ain't Phillip Schofield's hair amazing! It's just so shiney!
The Tribes Of Longton
28-12-2005, 17:50
Ain't Phillip Schofield's hair amazing! It's just so shiney!
Gordon the gopher was always the hottest one. :eek:
Philip Seymour Hoffman

I just don't know why...perhaps it was his role as Scotty J.?
:eek: :confused: :eek:
LarinaVille
28-12-2005, 17:51
Oh I loves me some Fran Healy :fluffle:
FairyTInkArisen
28-12-2005, 17:52
Ain't Phillip Schofield's hair amazing! It's just so shiney!
mmmmmmm
Vetalia
28-12-2005, 17:52
:eek: :confused: :eek:

Search your feelings, you know this to be true...
The Tribes Of Longton
28-12-2005, 17:55
Search your feelings, you know this to be true...
*searches feelings*

OK, this is what my feelings would say, if they had a voice:

"The hammer, Martin. Pick up the hammer. That's it. Now, you know what to do..."

Even my conscience is screaming for me to make him disappear, if only to save mankind.
Zero Six Three
28-12-2005, 17:55
Gordon the gopher was always the hottest one. :eek:


Yeah but his hair doesn't glow..
Damor
28-12-2005, 17:58
Everyone fancies at least one person that most people think is really weird, so who are they?Any cute cartoon/comic/manga female.
Oh, and of course the image of the perfect 'woman' I've been building up over the past.. 10 years.. or so. I call her Jamie :p
Vetalia
28-12-2005, 18:00
*searches feelings*
OK, this is what my feelings would say, if they had a voice:
"The hammer, Martin. Pick up the hammer. That's it. Now, you know what to do..."
Even my conscience is screaming for me to make him disappear, if only to save mankind.

My feelings are saying "Now, lets blow this thing and go home..."
LarinaVille
28-12-2005, 18:04
This is not really wierd but Adriana Lima, unless you count the fact that Im not lesbian :p
FairyTInkArisen
28-12-2005, 18:06
This is not really wierd but Adriana Lima, unless you count the fact that Im not lesbian :p
I have the same thing with Catherine Zeta-Jones
The Tribes Of Longton
28-12-2005, 18:12
*is massively turned on by the last two posts* :D
LarinaVille
28-12-2005, 18:16
I have the same thing with Catherine Zeta-Jones

But have you seen Adriana? Shes and victoria's secret angel

Adriana Lima (http://www.celebrity-pictures-world.com/pictures/a/adriana-lima/adriana-lima-013.jpg)
Eutrusca
28-12-2005, 18:17
Everyone fancies at least one person that most people think is really weird, so who are they?
Well, I don't get "crushes" at my age, but I have been known to fall in and out of lust. :D
FairyTInkArisen
28-12-2005, 18:18
But have you seen Adriana? Shes and victoria's secret angel

Adriana Lima (http://www.celebrity-pictures-world.com/pictures/a/adriana-lima/adriana-lima-013.jpg)
I have, she's uber sexy, but i can't help it, I'm in love with Catherine http://www.jurassicpunk.com/stars/catherinezetajones/czj5.jpg
Hoos Bandoland
28-12-2005, 18:19
I'm in love with Marcia Cross (Bree Van De Kamp) from "Desperate Housewives." :fluffle:
The Tribes Of Longton
28-12-2005, 18:22
I'm in love with Marcia Cross (Bree Van De Kamp) from "Desperate Housewives." :fluffle:
Is that wierd? I'm in agreement with Hoos here - fiery red hair is a good thing, people.
LarinaVille
28-12-2005, 18:26
I have, she's uber sexy, but i can't help it, I'm in love with Catherine http://www.jurassicpunk.com/stars/catherinezetajones/czj5.jpg

Thats a good pic of CZJ, she's all clas but Adriana is raw sex appeal RAW!! (http://www.celebrity-pictures-world.com/pictures/a/adriana-lima/adriana-lima-125.jpg)
Mooseica
28-12-2005, 18:27
Magical Trevor. But then everyone loves him.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor/
Megaloria
28-12-2005, 18:28
Sugar from YTV. I bet she's a screamer.
The Tribes Of Longton
28-12-2005, 18:28
Magical Trevor. But then everyone loves him.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor/
:fluffle:
FairyTInkArisen
28-12-2005, 18:30
Thats a good pic of CZJ, she's all clas but Adriana is raw sex appeal RAW!! (http://www.celebrity-pictures-world.com/pictures/a/adriana-lima/adriana-lima-125.jpg)
but Adriana doesn't have Catherine's curves, she's too skinny and hardly has any boobs, unlike Catherine*drools* (http://www.allpictures.org/pictures/catherine-zeta-jones/catherine-zeta-jones-pics.jpg)
Railton Road
28-12-2005, 18:32
it'd have to be Sid Vicious, obviously when he was alive though.

hmm Cosmo from Fairly Odd Parents it pretty sexy, but only cause he has green hair.....
Hoos Bandoland
28-12-2005, 18:34
but Adriana doesn't have Catherine's curves, she's too skinny and hardly has any boobs, unlike Catherine*drools* (http://www.allpictures.org/pictures/catherine-zeta-jones/catherine-zeta-jones-pics.jpg)

I used to love Catherine until she married that old man. Wait a minute! I'm an old man myself, LOL!
FairyTInkArisen
28-12-2005, 18:36
I used to love Catherine until she married that old man. Wait a minute! I'm an old man myself, LOL!
one day she'l meet me, turn lesbian, divorce the grandad and run away with me http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/sleep.gif
LarinaVille
28-12-2005, 18:41
but Adriana doesn't have Catherine's curves, she's too skinny and hardly has any boobs, unlike Catherine*drools* (http://www.allpictures.org/pictures/catherine-zeta-jones/catherine-zeta-jones-pics.jpg)

No way Adriana is known as the 'Boobs from Brazil' (http://www.celebrity-pictures-world.com/pictures/a/adriana-lima/adriana-lima-030.jpg) oh yum
FairyTInkArisen
28-12-2005, 18:46
No way Adriana is known as the 'Boobs from Brazil' (http://www.celebrity-pictures-world.com/pictures/a/adriana-lima/adriana-lima-030.jpg) oh yum
those aren't real :rolleyes: unlike these babies (http://www.pameladennis.com/images/catherine%20zeta%20jones.jpg) and where are her hips? and tbh, she isn't as pretty as Catherine either, she has weird lips
Hoos Bandoland
28-12-2005, 18:47
No way Adriana is known as the 'Boobs from Brazil' (http://www.celebrity-pictures-world.com/pictures/a/adriana-lima/adriana-lima-030.jpg) oh yum

They look fake to me, no offense.
Marpha
28-12-2005, 18:47
My friends think I'm weird for having a thing for Samantha Strong. Maybe I just need new friends...
FairyTInkArisen
28-12-2005, 18:48
They look fake to me, no offense.
of course they're fake, she doesn't have them in the first 2 pics:rolleyes:
Eh-oh
28-12-2005, 18:52
Oh I loves me some Fran Healy :fluffle:

yay, oh you're so getting in my good books. i heart fran!:fluffle:
LarinaVille
28-12-2005, 18:52
of course they're fake, she doesn't have them in the first 2 pics:rolleyes:

It was just the angle, but then she is south american....
Carnivorous Lickers
28-12-2005, 18:53
Off the top of my head, I always had a thing for Angie Everhart:

http://www.efrendz.com/channels/pictures/models/female/angie_everhart/8.shtml
LarinaVille
28-12-2005, 18:53
yay, oh you're so getting in my good books. i heart fran!:fluffle:

:fluffle: :)
Marpha
28-12-2005, 18:56
Off the top of my head, I always had a thing for Angie Everhart:

http://www.efrendz.com/channels/pictures/models/female/angie_everhart/8.shtml
Meow! I'd hardly call that wierd...
Eh-oh
28-12-2005, 18:57
i also wub tommy- http://sfstory.free.fr/images/MIB/26.jpg
FairyTInkArisen
28-12-2005, 19:00
i also wub tommy- http://sfstory.free.fr/images/MIB/26.jpg
you havn't said the ones you told me.....
Carnivorous Lickers
28-12-2005, 19:02
Meow! I'd hardly call that wierd...


I guess not-but she is mature. maybe thats weird.

I often do our family food shopping late in the evening after the kids are to bed. I find myself admiring women in their late 30s to 40s-women that obviously take care of themselves. I often realize we've made eye contact numerous times as we wander around the store picking stuff up and at some point, they are sometimes checking me out.

Maybe thats weird, but sometimes I like MILFs. I'm 38
The Tribes Of Longton
28-12-2005, 19:02
you havn't said the ones you told me.....
Ooh, do tell!
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Czardas
28-12-2005, 19:03
No-one has listed any NS posters yet? I'm disappointed in you, NS General.

Or wait... do you not think falling in love with NSers is weird?...
Galloism
28-12-2005, 19:03
Can't believe no one mentioned Jeri Lynn Ryan

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/DrkHelmet/seven_of_nine_16.jpg
Eh-oh
28-12-2005, 19:03
you havn't said the ones you told me.....

oh, fine then

alan dale
tome hanks
robert de niro
paul merton
patrick stewart
gene hackman
also al pacino..... and a bunch of others
Eh-oh
28-12-2005, 19:04
Can't believe no one mentioned Jeri Lynn Ryan

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b383/DrkHelmet/seven_of_nine_16.jpg

she's not a weird crush

come on people! weird crushes
The Tribes Of Longton
28-12-2005, 19:04
No-one has listed any NS posters yet? I'm disappointed in you, NS General.

Or wait... do you not think falling in love with NSers is weird?...
OK, I admit it. I love you Czardas. With all my heart.

eKiss?
FairyTInkArisen
28-12-2005, 19:05
oh, fine then

alan dale
tome hanks
robert de niro
paul merton
patrick stewart
gene hackman
also al pacino..... and a bunch of others
Sadaam Hussein.....
Galloism
28-12-2005, 19:05
she's not a weird crush

come on people! weird crushes

Fine. Put another checkmark next to Catherine Zeta Jones.
Eh-oh
28-12-2005, 19:06
Sadaam Hussein.....

dammit, don't tell them that!
FairyTInkArisen
28-12-2005, 19:06
Fine. Put another checkmark next to Catherine Zeta Jones.
that's not weird either!! the only reason it's weird for me is cause I'm a straight girl
Eh-oh
28-12-2005, 19:07
that's not weird either!! the only reason it's weird for me is cause I'm a straight girl

yeah, sure you are:rolleyes:
FairyTInkArisen
28-12-2005, 19:07
dammit, don't tell them that!
sorry
Galloism
28-12-2005, 19:07
that's not weird either!! the only reason it's weird for me is cause I'm a straight girl

Clearly, you, me, and Catherine Zeta Jones need to wind up stranded on an island together.
Eh-oh
28-12-2005, 19:08
sorry

it's alright:p
FairyTInkArisen
28-12-2005, 19:10
yeah, sure you are:rolleyes:
it's true, and one day i'm gonna get me a bit of your brother
FairyTInkArisen
28-12-2005, 19:10
Clearly, you, me, and Catherine Zeta Jones need to wind up stranded on an island together.
well that depends, why would we need you?
Eh-oh
28-12-2005, 19:10
it's true, and one day i'm gonna get me a bit of your brother

yeah, but not anytime soon, you know how the post-office is:rolleyes: :p
FairyTInkArisen
28-12-2005, 19:11
yeah, but not anytime soon, you know how the post-office is:rolleyes: :p
if worse comes to worse I'll come over there myself and get him
Galloism
28-12-2005, 19:11
well that depends, why would we need you?

Because you are straight, and ostensibly so is Catherine Zeta Jones, so I could help get the ball rolling and participate.
Marpha
28-12-2005, 19:11
I guess not-but she is mature. maybe thats weird.

I often do our family food shopping late in the evening after the kids are to bed. I find myself admiring women in their late 30s to 40s-women that obviously take care of themselves. I often realize we've made eye contact numerous times as we wander around the store picking stuff up and at some point, they are sometimes checking me out.

Maybe thats weird, but sometimes I like MILFs. I'm 38
I'm 27. What's your point?:p
Blinging Ruby Island
28-12-2005, 19:12
Sigourney Weaver
Colin Firth
Alan Rickman is sexy (or more his voice) it's almost on a par with Richard Burton's voice
Michelle Shocked is also pretty fine
Eh-oh
28-12-2005, 19:12
yummmm... seal http://www.astoundit.com/products/guitarshed/whosusingit/pics/seal.jpg
i'm told that's weird. i don't believe them freaks
FairyTInkArisen
28-12-2005, 19:12
Because you are straight, and ostensibly so is Catherine Zeta Jones, so I could help get the ball rolling and participate.
but what's so special about you? cause i'm pretty sure there'd be a whole list of men wanting to get in on the action.....
Galloism
28-12-2005, 19:13
but what's so special about you? cause i'm pretty sure there'd be a whole list of men wanting to get in on the action.....

Hence, the 'stranded on a deserted island' part. Besides, it was my idea.
FairyTInkArisen
28-12-2005, 19:13
Colin Firth

i would soooooo do that!
Blinging Ruby Island
28-12-2005, 19:14
He is so nice in Pride and Prejudice
FairyTInkArisen
28-12-2005, 19:14
Hence, the 'stranded on a deserted island' part. Besides, it was my idea.
ok, you can come, but i get first dibs on Catherine!
Eh-oh
28-12-2005, 19:15
Alan Rickman is sexy (or more his voice)

you think his voice is sexy?? he sounds like a british kermit!
FairyTInkArisen
28-12-2005, 19:15
He is so nice in Pride and Prejudice
He is so nice in everything, mmmmmm
Blinging Ruby Island
28-12-2005, 19:16
No way! can't share Catherine? That'd be interesting haha :P
Eh-oh
28-12-2005, 19:16
i also like me some burt reynolds....
Blinging Ruby Island
28-12-2005, 19:16
can't we*
Galloism
28-12-2005, 19:17
can't we*

Men are territorial by nature.

So no.
Eh-oh
28-12-2005, 19:17
He is so nice in Pride and Prejudice

yeah, especially after he comes out of the water.... yummy...:fluffle:
Fattie slug
28-12-2005, 19:24
This might be weird but I have a thing for the three sisters from Charmed, just imagine that, very very good three sister's and me :D
SoWiBi
28-12-2005, 19:50
This might be weird but I have a thing for the three sisters from Charmed, just imagine that, very very good three sister's and me :D

i sure didn't watch that show for over a year because of the supreme story telling..

[but mind you, that was in the days where shannon was still on]
The Tribes Of Longton
28-12-2005, 19:54
This might be weird but I have a thing for the three sisters from Charmed, just imagine that, very very good three sister's and me :D
http://www.slapyo.com/wp-content/hitit3times.jpg
:D :fluffle: :D
Eruantalon
28-12-2005, 20:14
Phillip Schofield (http://www.icr.ac.uk/everyman/press/images/Phillip%20Schofield%203.jpg)

Patrick Stewart (http://www.vulkon.com/images/PatrickStewart.jpg)
Do you think those guys can even get it up any more?
FairyTInkArisen
28-12-2005, 20:20
Do you think those guys can even get it up any more?
with a little help from me;)
Eruantalon
28-12-2005, 20:23
with a little help from me;)
What a challenge you set yourself!

but Adriana doesn't have Catherine's curves, she's too skinny and hardly has any boobs, unlike Catherine*drools* (http://www.allpictures.org/pictures/catherine-zeta-jones/catherine-zeta-jones-pics.jpg)
Goddamit why can't you keep liking men? What attraction do curves hold for you, straight as an arrow?

Sadaam Hussein.....
You win.
FairyTInkArisen
28-12-2005, 20:26
What a challenge you set yourself!


Goddamit why can't you keep liking men? What attraction do curves hold for you, straight as an arrow?

it's only Catherine's curves that get me going, she's so beautiful...... but I realy am straight....honestly
Maineiacs
28-12-2005, 20:28
I have, she's uber sexy, but i can't help it, I'm in love with Catherine http://www.jurassicpunk.com/stars/catherinezetajones/czj5.jpg


I saw her first. :D
Vimeria
28-12-2005, 20:32
While watching The L Word, I developed a huge crush on Katherine Moennig.

http://www.lacoctelera.com/hierbamala/imagen/kate6.jpg

Her hair, her face, her posture, and, maybe most importantly, her voice. I mean damn she's hot!
Maineiacs
28-12-2005, 20:34
I really don't have any "weird" crushes.
The Tribes Of Longton
28-12-2005, 20:37
I really don't have any "weird" crushes.
Why do you have a picture of Maggie Thatcher, in a provocative pose, above your bed?

Don't worry, I won't judge you. The rest of the internet might, after I put the pics on imageshack...:eek:
Maineiacs
28-12-2005, 20:38
Why do you have a picture of Maggie Thatcher, in a provocative pose, above your bed?

Don't worry, I won't judge you. The rest of the internet might, after I put the pics on imageshack...:eek:


Hey, power is sexy.
The Tribes Of Longton
28-12-2005, 20:40
Hey, power is sexy.
Women who begin to look like their grotesque 'Spitting Image' caricatures, on the other hand, are not.
SoWiBi
28-12-2005, 20:58
it's only Catherine's curves that get me going, she's so beautiful...... but I realy am straight....honestly
that's what they all say in the beginning. sometimes it's hard to admit it at first, but i'm sure you'll feel comfy soon.
FairyTInkArisen
28-12-2005, 21:01
that's what they all say in the beginning. sometimes it's hard to admit it at first, but i'm sure you'll feel comfy soon.
i do find women attractive (if they're uber hot) and i enjoy flirting with women, but the thought of doing anything more than kissing one grosses me out
Harlesburg
28-12-2005, 21:02
Ashley Judd but she is so old.
Maineiacs
28-12-2005, 21:02
Women who begin to look like their grotesque 'Spitting Image' caricatures, on the other hand, are not.


OK, if you must know, my crushes are as follows...


Besides the aforementioned CZJ (back off, TInk. She's mine, I tell you!) ;)
http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/8342/kzj1pi.png (http://imageshack.us)

There is also Kristin Davis
http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/4931/daviskristin11ac.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Portia DiRossi
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/8921/portiaderossi44hb.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Debra Messing
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/8550/debramessingnude065pt.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Jeri Lynn Ryan (she can assimilate me any day)
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5261/seven0wu.png (http://imageshack.us)

Renee Zellweger
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/7708/reneezellweger4146ra.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

And Alyssa Milano
http://img424.imageshack.us/img424/1860/alyssa1ji.png (http://imageshack.us)

See, nothing weird. Sad and pathetic, maybe, but not weird.
Harlesburg
28-12-2005, 21:41
Yeah Kristin Davis.
The Tribes Of Longton
28-12-2005, 21:51
<sexy snippage>
I. Would. Do. Every. One. Of. Them.

Over

and

over

untilIdied.

EDIT: Especially Alyssa. Beauty.
Harlesburg
28-12-2005, 22:02
I. Would. Do. Every. One. Of. Them.

Over

and

over

untilIdied.

EDIT: Especially Alyssa. Beauty.
Alyssa-She twinkles her upper lip.:)
Cannot think of a name
28-12-2005, 22:35
There was this chick that used to do those "So and so is mad" because they didn't use Glad trash bags.

Then there is Kari (http://www.kapitalisten.se/wordpress/wp-content/thumb-kari01.jpg) from Mythbusters.

There is this chick with a french accent in the Stopsign ads giving me advice if the computer is 'acting weird.'

And, as always-cello playing torch singers who sing in french.

The chick with the GIANT brown eyes that worked as a clerk at the supermarket next to the theater I worked at who would come over on her break and smoke weed on the fire escape with me who drove a notchback VW who had a boyfriend which was damn unfortunate. But that was a long ass time ago.
Boonytopia
28-12-2005, 22:55
Sarah Parish (http://images.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/blackpool/images/photogallery/340x255/natalie_carlisle.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/blackpool/photogallery_natalie_carlisle.shtml&h=255&w=340&sz=19&tbnid=AShzcNGnx7wJ:&tbnh=86&tbnw=115&hl=en&start=5&prev=/images%3Fq%3DSARAH%2BPARISH%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG)
Pure Metal
28-12-2005, 23:24
many friends think i'm weird for thinking gail porter (http://www.platinum-celebs.com/celebs-wallpapers/gail_porter/gail_porter004.jpg) is a megababe... i ignore them.

other than that, no real weird ones.
The Tribes Of Longton
28-12-2005, 23:25
many friends think i'm weird for thinking gail porter (http://www.platinum-celebs.com/celebs-wallpapers/gail_porter/gail_porter004.jpg) is a megababe... i ignore them.

other than that, no real weird ones.
Are you joking? She is hawt!
Pure Metal
28-12-2005, 23:29
Are you joking? She is hawt!
i know! but many of my (male) friends say she's a dog :eek:

then again they have no taste in women *nods*
FairyTInkArisen
28-12-2005, 23:29
Are you joking? She is hawt!
was....
LarinaVille
28-12-2005, 23:31
She looked so innocent
The Tribes Of Longton
28-12-2005, 23:33
was....
Any recent pictures?

Also, I thought of one I was told I was wierd for.

Louise Redknapp. Now, as well as then. PHWOAR, etc.
Cannot think of a name
28-12-2005, 23:35
And Danica Patrick (http://www.dollev.com/images/eatdustguys.jpg), because chicks who are into cars are hot.
Pure Metal
28-12-2005, 23:35
was....
mm true. no fair... stupid aging :(

uberbabe (http://www.power-league.co.uk/deagle/gallery/images/gail_porter/main/5.jpg) > this (http://www.woodland-trust.org.uk/pressimages/gail.jpg)

(another random tasty picture of tastyness) (http://www.gareth.p.btinternet.co.uk/ladies/gail_porter/gail_porter_24.jpg)
FairyTInkArisen
28-12-2005, 23:36
Any recent pictures?

nope, but she's bald....
LarinaVille
28-12-2005, 23:37
nope, but she's bald....

Cancer.
Maineiacs
28-12-2005, 23:37
It's not wierd but I have a thing for Velma from Scooby Doo..



Yes it is. everyone knows Daphne was the hot one.
FairyTInkArisen
28-12-2005, 23:38
mm true. no fair... stupid aging :(

uberbabe (http://www.power-league.co.uk/deagle/gallery/images/gail_porter/main/5.jpg) > this (http://www.woodland-trust.org.uk/pressimages/gail.jpg)

(another random tasty picture of tastyness) (http://www.gareth.p.btinternet.co.uk/ladies/gail_porter/gail_porter_24.jpg)
it's not so much her age as her lack-of-hairness


I mean, don't get me wrong, my heart goes out to the poor girl, and she's been very brave, but baldness just isn't sexy
FairyTInkArisen
28-12-2005, 23:40
Cancer.
no, alapecia
LarinaVille
28-12-2005, 23:42
no, alapecia

oh.
The Tribes Of Longton
28-12-2005, 23:42
no, alapecia
Really? That runs in my mum's family, apparently.

Bugger. Come back to Athar.
Pure Metal
28-12-2005, 23:43
Also, I thought of one I was told I was wierd for.

Louise Redknapp. Now, as well as then. PHWOAR, etc.
yeah i got called weird for her too... and she is still ultimatesuperyummy *nods*

now (http://www.salfordthomas.co.uk/development/mark/wpa/wallpapers/louise_004.jpg)

then (http://majick.iwarp.com/louise.jpg) (and another then) (http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/5190/41rf.jpg)

the most beautiful women are so british! :p
Pure Metal
28-12-2005, 23:44
it's not so much her age as her lack-of-hairness


I mean, don't get me wrong, my heart goes out to the poor girl, and she's been very brave, but baldness just isn't sexy
ah yeah i forgot about that for a mo :(
still not life threatening tho... neither is oldness tho... bah
The Tribes Of Longton
28-12-2005, 23:44
yeah i got called weird for her too... and she is still ultimatesuperyummy *nods*

now (http://www.salfordthomas.co.uk/development/mark/wpa/wallpapers/louise_004.jpg)

then (http://majick.iwarp.com/louise.jpg) (and another then) (http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/5190/41rf.jpg)

the most beautiful women are so british! :p
If anything, I think she's better looking now.

However, that could just be because her boobs are almost out in the new one :p
FairyTInkArisen
28-12-2005, 23:45
Really? That runs in my mum's family, apparently.

Bugger. Come back to Athar.
yep, but you have to admire how well she's handled it

i want to but i can't till i get my apology
Pure Metal
28-12-2005, 23:47
If anything, I think she's better looking now.

However, that could just be because her boobs are almost out in the new one :p
hmmm i dunno... better looking now or then?? its too tough to call - she's incredible in different ways then and now (yay for boobies! :p)
The Tribes Of Longton
28-12-2005, 23:49
yep, but you have to admire how well she's handled it

i want to but i can't till i get my apology
Yeah, and tbh it doesn't make much difference to guys, so I'm set. She looks sorta cool with it. Defiant, like. TSI has gone offline, you'll be waiting a while unfortunately.
FairyTInkArisen
28-12-2005, 23:51
Yeah, and tbh it doesn't make much difference to guys, so I'm set. She looks sorta cool with it. Defiant, like. TSI has gone offline, you'll be waiting a while unfortunately.
she had a red mohican for a bit, that looked pretty cool
guess i'll have to wait then :(
Ruloah
28-12-2005, 23:59
How about weird ones from boyhood?

It's all Gerry Anderson's fault...

Marina from Stingray (http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/anderson/stingray/gallery/07stingray.shtml)

And Venus from Fireball XL5 (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.geocities.com/supermarionation_forever/fireball/venus.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.geocities.com/supermarionation_forever/fireball/venus.htm&h=414&w=275&sz=29&tbnid=z-x896Q5tZUJ:&tbnh=121&tbnw=80&hl=en&start=2&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dvenus%2Bfrom%2Bfireball%2Bxl5%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26c2coff%3D1%26client%3Dfi refox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN)

Yes, they're puppets, but Marina's love theme closed out each episode, fanning strange flames in my heart...
The Tribes Of Longton
29-12-2005, 00:03
How about weird ones from boyhood?

It's all Gerry Anderson's fault...

Marina from Stingray (http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/anderson/stingray/gallery/07stingray.shtml)

And Venus from Fireball XL5 (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.geocities.com/supermarionation_forever/fireball/venus.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.geocities.com/supermarionation_forever/fireball/venus.htm&h=414&w=275&sz=29&tbnid=z-x896Q5tZUJ:&tbnh=121&tbnw=80&hl=en&start=2&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dvenus%2Bfrom%2Bfireball%2Bxl5%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26c2coff%3D1%26client%3Dfi refox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN)

Yes, they're puppets, but Marina's love theme closed out each episode, fanning strange flames in my heart...
I never saw fireball XL5, but I (sadly) totally agree with Marina. To a 6 year old boy, she is your future wife. Also, Tink: :(
Damor
29-12-2005, 00:12
many friends think i'm weird for thinking gail porter (http://www.platinum-celebs.com/celebs-wallpapers/gail_porter/gail_porter004.jpg) is a megababe... i ignore them.Ah, yes, that reminds me of my female childrens' show presentors obsession.. Admittedly it's a long time ago Gail presented it. Zoe Ball is even longer ago, Fern a bit more recently.
I'm not sure exactly why childrens TV seems to attract so many cute women as presentors, although admittedly not all are.
FairyTInkArisen
29-12-2005, 00:30
Ah, yes, that reminds me of my female childrens' show presentors obsession.. Admittedly it's a long time ago Gail presented it. Zoe Ball is even longer ago, Vern a bit more recently.
I'm not sure exactly why childrens TV seems to attract so many cute women as presentors, although admittedly not all are.
a friend of mine used to have a huuuuuge crush on Phillipa Forester when he was younger
Damor
29-12-2005, 00:39
a friend of mine used to have a huuuuuge crush on Phillipa Forester when he was youngerSo did I, when I was younger, and she was younger. Well, not huuuuge maybe, never been one for going overboard. I knew her from "Tomorrow's world" or something, of course that wasn't childrens TV. She presented that once too?
NovaEire
29-12-2005, 00:41
Jennifer Ellison, definately. Sexy Shot (http://users.cs.cf.ac.uk/G.James/Jennifer_Ellison.jpg) Adorable shot (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v514/flannel_girl/hush_challenge/poto-1.jpg)

And let's not forget Billie Piper (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ef/Rosetyler.jpg/180px-Rosetyler.jpg) and again (http://www.ys3.connectfree.co.uk/images/billie.jpg)

:fluffle:

Though I now feel like a dirty old man. So I definately add Catherine Zeta Jones to the list.
FairyTInkArisen
29-12-2005, 00:51
So did I, when I was younger, and she was younger. Well, not huuuuge maybe, never been one for going overboard. I knew her from "Tomorrow's world" or something, of course that wasn't childrens TV. She presented that once too?
yeah, I vaguely remember something with Andy Peters and Philip Schofield and maybe Otis the Aardvark.....and a broom closet....cept sshe had really short brown hair back then i think....
FairyTInkArisen
29-12-2005, 00:54
Jennifer Ellison, definately. Sexy Shot (http://users.cs.cf.ac.uk/G.James/Jennifer_Ellison.jpg) Adorable shot (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v514/flannel_girl/hush_challenge/poto-1.jpg)

And let's not forget Billie Piper (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ef/Rosetyler.jpg/180px-Rosetyler.jpg) and again (http://www.ys3.connectfree.co.uk/images/billie.jpg)

:fluffle:

Though I now feel like a dirty old man. So I definately add Catherine Zeta Jones to the list.how are any of those weird?
Pure Metal
29-12-2005, 00:58
So did I, when I was younger, and she was younger. Well, not huuuuge maybe, never been one for going overboard. I knew her from "Tomorrow's world" or something, of course that wasn't childrens TV. She presented that once too?
mmm phillipa forrester was tasty! back in the days of tomorrows world and the first series of robot wars... *ponders*

but NOT zoe ball!
Damor
29-12-2005, 01:00
How about Felicity Kendall (obviously minus a few decades, I'm thinking "the good life" here) There's just something about her..
Whereyouthinkyougoing
29-12-2005, 01:04
Ditto on the Alan Rickman and Al Pacino love.

Usually, though, I have a thing for younger guys - if you want to count that as weird. Jamie Bell (Billy Elliott) and Gregory Smith (Ephram in Everwood) are both very yummy.

And I had huge crushes on Josh Charles and John Cusack way back when, though most of my girl friends never found them attractive.

Adrien Brody can be very hot, too. Yes, I do have a thing for prominent noses (well, duh, pretty much all of the above fall under that category, so I guess that was obvious).

And, as for serious weirdness, I actually think Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi is very attractive. The hair, the glorious hair. *swoons*
Damor
29-12-2005, 01:08
but NOT zoe ball!Oh, she had her moments.. Haven't seen anything of her recently though. It must have been ten years or so ago I last noticed her on TV..
Of course, you're adamant "NOT" does justify it as weird, so maybe that's good ;)
Armandian Cheese
29-12-2005, 01:09
...well...my friend's mom...:rolleyes: (Though, in my defense, she was in her early 30s and Asian!)

Oh, and a lesbian friend of mine. (It's weird because I'm a (reluctant) straight male (reluctant because I wish I was asexual) and generally attracted to very feminine types, and she...wasn't very feminine...)

...And...well, this is kind of embarrassing...Tink, although that was more of a "aww, everything from the way she talks to how she looks is adorable, and she makes flapjacks!" thing. It was fairly brief, thankfully.
Damor
29-12-2005, 01:10
And, as for serious weirdness, I actually think Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi is very attractive. The hair, the glorious hair. *swoons*He reminds me a bit of Richard Gere, but don't ask me why. If I were a japanese schoolgirl, I would soo swoon over him..
But euhm, nevermind.. That's getting weird even for me :rolleyes:
FairyTInkArisen
29-12-2005, 01:11
...And...well, this is kind of embarrassing...Tink, although that was more of a "aww, everything from the way she talks to how she looks is adorable, and she makes flapjacks!" thing. It was fairly brief, thankfully.
:p awwwww, that's sweet!:fluffle:

(and why are you thankful that it was fairly brief?)
FairyTInkArisen
29-12-2005, 01:12
He reminds me a bit of Richard Gere, but don't ask me why. If I were a japanese schoolgirl, I would soo swoon over him..
But euhm, nevermind.. That's getting weird even for me :rolleyes:
Richard Gere, mmmmmmmmm, i forgot him, my friends think that one's weird too
Nureonia
29-12-2005, 01:14
Richard Gere, mmmmmmmmm, i forgot him, my friends think that one's weird too

I must be missing something.

(sorry about disappearing like that)
Armandian Cheese
29-12-2005, 01:15
:p awwwww, that's sweet!:fluffle:

(and why are you thankful that it was fairly brief?)
Well...eh...thank you. *blushes* Jesus this is awkward!

Because it was really odd to have a crush on someone who lives across the Atlantic and whom I've never met! Besides, it made for awkward online conversation because I had this nervous urge to check and recheck whatever I was posting...
Whereyouthinkyougoing
29-12-2005, 01:16
He reminds me a bit of Richard Gere, but don't ask me why. If I were a japanese schoolgirl, I would soo swoon over him..
But euhm, nevermind.. That's getting weird even for me :rolleyes:

Oh, he totally resembles Richard Gere. Whom I totally would have included in my list, had it asked for "crushes", sans the "weird"...

Yeah, what can I say, good nose, good hair - gets me every time. Sigh.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
29-12-2005, 01:18
Richard Gere, mmmmmmmmm, i forgot him, my friends think that one's weird too

They do? God, I think he's one of the handsomest men ever. And I mean it.
Pure Metal
29-12-2005, 01:19
Of course, you're adamant "NOT" does justify it as weird, so maybe that's good ;)
hah good point :P
FairyTInkArisen
29-12-2005, 01:21
They do? God, I think he's one of the handsomest men ever. And I mean it.
they agree with me about when he was younger (An Officer and a Gentleman, DING DONG! I can't even begin to describe the things that film does to me!) but they say it's weird now he's older, but i think some men just get better with age
Whereyouthinkyougoing
29-12-2005, 01:26
they agree with me about when he was younger (An Officer and a Gentleman, DING DONG! I can't even begin to describe the things that film does to me!) but they say it's weird now he's older, but i think some men just get better with age

Oh, he certainly does. Though I saw a picture of him the other day with his hair dyed a light brown :eek: . The devil must have made him do it.
The Tribes Of Longton
29-12-2005, 01:27
Richard Gere, mmmmmmmmm, i forgot him, my friends think that one's weird too
That is wierd - his eyes are far too close together. I bet his depth perception is bloody awful :p
Briantonnia
29-12-2005, 01:28
Carol Vorderman ( the brains are sexy!)
Teryl Rothery (Played Dr. Fraiser on Stargate SG-1)
Gates McFadden (played Dr. Crusher on Star Trek TNG) {Maybe I just have a thing for female docs ;)}
Lois from Family Guy is HOT

And strangest of all, Johnny Depp is a very attractive man... weird cause I am one straight man myself... :confused:
Nureonia
29-12-2005, 01:32
I gotta admit.

If Johnny Depp wanted to fuck me, I'd be up for it.
Armandian Cheese
29-12-2005, 01:34
...why is it that so many ostensibly straight people have gay crushes...?
Grainne Ni Malley
29-12-2005, 01:35
Sean Connery. Most people I mention that to go "ewwww".
Briantonnia
29-12-2005, 01:36
I gotta admit.

If Johnny Depp wanted to fuck me, I'd be up for it.


Screw that, he's the one that looks like a girl from the back...

Que disgusted shakes of the head from NS forum users:p
Damor
29-12-2005, 01:36
Teryl Rothery (Played Dr. Fraiser on Stargate SG-1)Ooh, and Amanda Tapping (Samantha Carter on Stargate SG-1)
Brains and looks, what more can you ask for.. (Well lots I guess, availability and being on the same side of the ocean being two)

Actual, it's pretty obvious I like the characters, not the actresses. I haven't a clue if they have a brain, just that they can remember their lines.
Briantonnia
29-12-2005, 01:38
...why is it that so many ostensibly straight people have gay crushes...?

Haven't a balls notion, though I have to say it doesn't worry me so much that lots of women think CZJ is hot, just that so many men think JD is as well
Briantonnia
29-12-2005, 01:40
Ooh, and Amanda Tapping (Samantha Carter on Stargate SG-1)
Brains and looks, what more can you ask for.. (Well lots I guess, availability and being on the same side of the ocean being two)

Actual, it's pretty obvious I like the characters, not the actresses. I haven't a clue if they have a brain, just that they can remember their lines.


And who cares about brains in that case anyway? Amanda Tapping is just hot.

And speaking of weird crushes I have another. Anyone watch Extreme Makeover: Home Edition? The girl Paige that does all the carpentry, not only attractive but handy around the house.
Damor
29-12-2005, 01:45
And who cares about brains in that case anyway?Well, me. I know it may be weird, but seriously. A good brain is at least half the fun..
Silence and Nothing
29-12-2005, 01:50
oh yeah? Well I had a crush on Gil from Finding Nemo. lmao, it was just plain funny. Well, not at the time, I thought I had gone mad.
Briantonnia
29-12-2005, 01:56
Brains are good, and intelligent conversation can be a real turn on, but for the purpose of this thread I say leave them at the door. This is about [I]weird[I] crushes, not what you normally find attractive.
Damor
29-12-2005, 02:01
This is about [I]weird[I] crushes, not what you normally find attractive.Doesn't mean it has to be a purely physical thing.
In fact, I've had a bit of a crush on the goddess Eris (the 'Principia Discordia' version, not the ancient greek one) It's purely the idea of her.
Briantonnia
29-12-2005, 02:03
Doesn't mean it has to be a purely physical thing.
In fact, I've had a bit of a crush on the goddess Eris (the 'Principia Discordia' version, not the ancient greek one) It's purely the idea of her.


Now that is weird. Though I used to think the venus di milo was alluring. Strange that...:eek:
Briantonnia
29-12-2005, 02:07
oh yeah? Well I had a crush on Gil from Finding Nemo. lmao, it was just plain funny. Well, not at the time, I thought I had gone mad.


And I think we have a winner! Not only is it a fish, but an animated one at that :cool:
Findecano Calaelen
29-12-2005, 02:28
The weirdest is probably martina hingis
The Emperor Fenix
29-12-2005, 02:31
I dont have wierd crushes at all, my brain is so pure you could squeeze it and drink the liquids that poured forth.

Just don't test that out OK.
The Tribes Of Longton
29-12-2005, 02:34
I dont have wierd crushes at all, my brain is so pure you could squeeze it and drink the liquids that poured forth.

Just don't test that out OK.
*stops squeezing*

How about if I use the Juice Loosener?
FairyTInkArisen
29-12-2005, 02:34
I dont have wierd crushes at all, my brain is so pure you could squeeze it and drink the liquids that poured forth.

Just don't test that out OK.
oh my gods its you! havn't seen you post in aaaaaaaages:fluffle:
The Emperor Fenix
29-12-2005, 02:37
oh my gods its you! havn't seen you post in aaaaaaaages:fluffle:

I've been too busy peering into your windows at night !!!

No i've been dally-ing in america pissing my future away instead of going to uni or making trouble here.

I'm glad to see you remember me :D have an imaginary interwebular cookie. its got imaginary chocolate bits in !
FairyTInkArisen
29-12-2005, 02:43
I've been too busy peering into your windows at night !!!

No i've been dally-ing in america pissing my future away instead of going to uni or making trouble here.

I'm glad to see you remember me :D have an imaginary interwebular cookie. its got imaginary chocolate bits in !
awesome!


and of course i remember you! you are teh sexy!:fluffle: *eats cookie* yum
The Emperor Fenix
29-12-2005, 02:53
PROMOTIONS ALL ROUND !

As for this juice loosener nonesense, i'll have you know i dont use below the noggin-compressor 6000, made right here in britain for all your brain mangling needs !

To try and be a bit more on topic i shall try and peer into the murky depths of my mind for any crushes i had previously overlooked as phantoms brought on by excessive kitten huffing or too much M&M's

...

...

Nope the only innapropriate famous man i'm in love with returns the feelings so he don't count.

!!!

Bjork, shes adorable, adorable, and a wooman, how freaky can you get.
FairyTInkArisen
29-12-2005, 02:55
Bjork, shes adorable, adorable, and a wooman, how freaky can you get.
that'd be an odd one even if you were straight


and if there is any woman for you, it's me dude! and don't you forget it! *licks*
The Emperor Fenix
29-12-2005, 02:59
Ewww girl cooties.

You're lucky i don't have an ill tempered old-time southern preacherman for a father who'd run you out of town for mentally harming his delicate flower of a son.

Or rather you'd be really astonishingly UNlucky if i did. Cos honestly that's just plain crazy.
The Seven Llamas
29-12-2005, 03:00
PROMOTIONS ALL ROUND !

Nope the only innapropriate famous man i'm in love with returns the feelings so he don't count.

!!!

Ooo, do tell ;)

I've had a massive crush on Fern Cotton for years now, she can Top my Pops any day... :fluffle: :D

Oh yea, does Tinkerbell count as weird?
FairyTInkArisen
29-12-2005, 03:01
Ewww girl cooties.

You're lucky i don't have an ill tempered old-time southern preacherman for a father who'd run you out of town for mentally harming his delicate flower of a son.

Or rather you'd be really astonishingly UNlucky if i did. Cos honestly that's just plain crazy.
you love me really
FairyTInkArisen
29-12-2005, 03:02
Ooo, do tell ;)

I've had a massive crush on Fern Cotton for years now, she can Top my Pops any day... :fluffle: :D

Oh yea, does Tinkerbell count as weird?
Tinkerbell is sexy as hell! that fairy has some curves on her, there's a reason that everything I own has her on it
The Emperor Fenix
29-12-2005, 03:09
you love me really
Of course i do *trys to fluffle*

...

curses failue ! I'm to closeted and protected from the world i can't seem to pull it off.

:fluffle: ! There ! I managed it. I wish that were more of an acheivement.

As for who it is i am going out with, he'd hate me forever if i told you :( one of these days he'll stop caring or at least people will forget about him completely, the latter will likely happen first.

you can see us wandering about in hampstead though.
FairyTInkArisen
29-12-2005, 03:13
Of course i do *trys to fluffle*

...

curses failue ! I'm to closeted and protected from the world i can't seem to pull it off.

[EDIT] :fluffle: ! There ! I managed it. I wish that were more of an acheivement.

As for who it is i am going out with, he'd hate me forever if i told you :( one of these days, you can see us wandering about in hampstead though.
yay! :fluffle:


and EDIT: is Hampstead in London?
The Tribes Of Longton
29-12-2005, 03:21
:fluffle: ! There ! I managed it. I wish that were more of an acheivement.

As for who it is i am going out with, he'd hate me forever if i told you :( one of these days he'll stop caring or at least people will forget about him completely, the latter will likely happen first.

you can see us wandering about in hampstead though.
Christ, it's not a Tory MP is it. OMG, it's David Cameron, isn't it!
FairyTInkArisen
29-12-2005, 03:22
Christ, it's not a Tory MP is it. OMG, it's David Cameron, isn't it!
OMG!!! (David Cameron is kinda cute though)
Eruantalon
29-12-2005, 03:25
i do find women attractive (if they're uber hot) and i enjoy flirting with women, but the thought of doing anything more than kissing one grosses me out
Dyke qween!
The Seven Llamas
29-12-2005, 03:30
Eeew, the thought of tory MP's doing anything other than polite debating is scary. Come to think of it, all MP's should be locked in the house of commons 24/7. With snipers posted in case of any bodily contact between them.
The Emperor Fenix
29-12-2005, 03:31
A Tory ! Never don't you know all Torys are god fearing straight men with loving wives and familys who would never do any depraved or dishonest.

His name is Gregg and he's an inch shorter than me if it helps. (I'm 6'6").

And as for YOU Tink, flirting with women ! Leading them on ! You should be ashamed of yourself. Though to be honest, i can understand you're being grossed out, lesbainism, unfathomable, must be the dark hand of satan at work in the world.

What Seven Llamas ? You're saying the thought of hot lesbian sex between Mo Mowlem and Ann Widecombe doesnt turn you on ? What if it were a bi sexual three way with Prescott ?
The Seven Llamas
29-12-2005, 03:37
[Shudders uncontrollably]
Pure Metal
29-12-2005, 03:42
(David Cameron is kinda cute though)
*throws up*

just the fact that he's a tory should be enough to put anyone off :p
The Tribes Of Longton
29-12-2005, 03:45
*throws up*

just the fact that he's a tory should be enough to put anyone off :p
Oh, I don't know. Maggie was hawt.

*watches as children wake up, crying, all around the country*

It's ok kids, it was a joke! Just a joke! I don't find power or wrinkles that attractive!
Pure Metal
29-12-2005, 03:47
Oh, I don't know. Maggie was hawt.


*wretches up intestines and a lung*

now look what you made me do :mad:
Peechland
29-12-2005, 03:47
I have a weird crush on Tribes of Longton.......
The Tribes Of Longton
29-12-2005, 03:48
I have a weird crush on Tribes of Longton.......
That isn't...

well, that is to say...

Yeah, Ok, it's wierd. You freak.

Where've you been anyway?
Eutrusca
29-12-2005, 03:49
I have a weird crush on Tribes of Longton.......
PEEEEECHEEE!!!

**POUNCE**
The Emperor Fenix
29-12-2005, 03:49
*wretches up intestines and a lung*

now look what you made me do :mad:


What ! Think of her as being erotically conveniant, after all her breasts are now low enough that you merely need to look in one place to see every eroginous zone.
The Tribes Of Longton
29-12-2005, 03:51
What ! Think of her as being erotically conveniant, after all her breasts are now low enough that you merely need to look in one place to see every eroginous zone.
You, sir, have delved to new depths of depravity. Were you a SCUBA prostitute in a former life?
Peechland
29-12-2005, 03:52
That isn't...

well, that is to say...

Yeah, Ok, it's wierd. You freak.

Where've you been anyway?


;) I've been to hell and back twice. I have some cool pics too....but the devil does not have a tail or a pitchfork to my dismay...


PEEEEECHEEE!!!

**POUNCE**

hey poppy:fluffle: .....i've missed you much.
The Tribes Of Longton
29-12-2005, 03:54
;) I've been to hell and back twice. I have some cool pics too....but the devil does not have a tail or a pitchfork to my dismay...




hey poppy:fluffle: .....i've missed you much.
You see, the number of people who immediately responded, just to your name, suggests that YOU NEED TO POST HERE MORE OFTEN :D :D
Pure Metal
29-12-2005, 03:56
What ! Think of her as being erotically conveniant, after all her breasts are now low enough that you merely need to look in one place to see every eroginous zone.
*there goes the other lung* :P

no, maggie thatcher is a great tool for making yourself non-horny, quickly... just think to yourself and picture "margaret thatcher naked on a cold night..." and repeat, and i guarantee horniness will subside :D
Pure Metal
29-12-2005, 03:57
You see, the number of people who immediately responded, just to your name, suggests that YOU NEED TO POST HERE MORE OFTEN :D :D
i second that (e)motion *nods*

:fluffle: peechie :fluffle:
Peechland
29-12-2005, 03:58
You see, the number of people who immediately responded, just to your name, suggests that YOU NEED TO POST HERE MORE OFTEN :D :D


word up daddio....i'm back! might even resurrect.....umm....you know. That place where you once read to me for days on end.Oh the memories..... Sarcastic, witty,senseless banter , porn and chocolate all rolled into one neat little thread. siiigh.
The Emperor Fenix
29-12-2005, 03:59
*there goes the other lung* :P

no, maggie thatcher is a great tool for making yourself non-horny, quickly... just think to yourself and picture "margaret thatcher naked on a cold night..." and repeat, and i guarantee horniness will subside :D
You people just have no apreiciation to how much time she'd save in our hectic 24 hour society !

I think the apropriate quote at this point would be...

"People say i'm robbing the cradle but i say she's robbing the grave."
Peechland
29-12-2005, 04:00
i second that (e)motion *nods*

:fluffle: peechie :fluffle:


hey sugar muffins!:fluffle: how you doing?


i also have a crush on Heath Ledger.....ok so its not a crush, its full on obsession. :fluffle: <--(Heath and I)
The Tribes Of Longton
29-12-2005, 04:02
word up daddio....i'm back! might even resurrect.....umm....you know. That place where you once read to me for days on end.Oh the memories..... Sarcastic, witty,senseless banter , porn and chocolate all rolled into one neat little thread. siiigh.
Ah, unfortunately it died a painful, slow death by my hand (partly). We couldn't keep the interest up. Plus, I doubt half the major members still post regularly :( , and what with various fallings out (TCG and Hype, anyone?)...

Good memories though - especially the pre-mod intervention stuff :)

Did you find the only pic on the internet of me? I vaguely wish it wasn't on anymore, but what's done is done...
Peechland
29-12-2005, 04:03
Ah, unfortunately it died a painful, slow death by my hand (partly). We couldn't keep the interest up. Plus, I doubt half the major members still post regularly :( , and what with various fallings out (TCG and Hype, anyone?)...

Good memories though - especially the pre-mod intervention stuff :)

Did you find the only pic on the internet of me? I vaguely wish it wasn't on anymore, but what's done is done...

heck no-i sure didnt......i really wanted to see it. please send my way if you ever find it. pretty please with sandwiches on top?
The Tribes Of Longton
29-12-2005, 04:04
heck no-i sure didnt......i really wanted to see it. please send my way if you ever find it. pretty please with sandwiches on top?
It's on here. I think I put it in my profile.

And before you see it, yes I do look young (and a bit shit) for my age. Sadly.
Peechland
29-12-2005, 04:07
It's on here. I think I put it in my profile.

And before you see it, yes I do look young (and a bit shit) for my age. Sadly.


well darn-is jolt still messed up? i cant seem to click on profiles. sheesh. maybe i've been gone so long that i dunno how to work the forum.:eek:
Pure Metal
29-12-2005, 04:07
You people just have no apreiciation to how much time she'd save in our hectic 24 hour society !

I think the apropriate quote at this point would be...

"People say i'm robbing the cradle but i say she's robbing the grave."
lol :p
if only she could give me back that lung though... :S

hey sugar muffins!:fluffle: how you doing?

oh i'm pretty good. out of uni and working, less depressed, got a gf (:fluffle: ), eating lots at xmas... things are looking up i guess :)

how about you? what you up to? (last i heard you were moving... then posted a couple of times... in short: we missed you :fluffle: )

Sarcastic, witty,senseless banter , porn and chocolate all rolled into one neat little thread. siiigh.
oooh sounds good... can i get an invite ;) :D
The Tribes Of Longton
29-12-2005, 04:10
well darn-is jolt still messed up? i cant seem to click on profiles. sheesh. maybe i've been gone so long that i dunno how to work the forum.:eek:
Oh, sorry. I meant in the thread devoted to Profiles. It's stickied at the top of General. oooh sounds good... can i get an invite ;) :D
IIRC, you were busy gallivanting off at the proper royalty, getting pissed. Dirty royalist.
Peechland
29-12-2005, 04:10
lol :how about you? what you up to? (last i heard you were moving... then posted a couple of times... in short: we missed you :fluffle: )


oooh sounds good... can i get an invite ;) :D

thanks love. i missed you guys. haha....if the rejects ever come back, i will send you a personal invitation written in peasants blood.
Pure Metal
29-12-2005, 04:13
IIRC, you were busy gallivanting off at the proper royalty, getting pissed. Dirty royalist.
hahaha oh that thread... ah those were the days *sigh*

thanks love. i missed you guys. haha....if the rejects ever come back, i will send you a personal invitation written in peasants blood.
aww :fluffle:

but use my peasants, please *hands bucket of peasants blood* ;)
Megaloria
29-12-2005, 04:14
Sour Apple Crush was probably the weirdest flavour.
The Tribes Of Longton
29-12-2005, 04:25
You found it yet peech?
Soviet Haaregrad
29-12-2005, 04:57
Mary Kate Olsen, she's sooo cute. :D :fluffle:
Peechland
29-12-2005, 05:07
You found it yet peech?


sorry love-Jolt wouldnt let me in for some reason...and now youre gone. Hell yeah I found it:fluffle: ...you have a tg.
Zarathoft
29-12-2005, 05:34
I've always had a thing for Kiera Knightly


But then after seeing that Andrina Lina or whatever her name is from page 1 or 2 I might have a runner up ;)
FairyTInkArisen
29-12-2005, 11:16
I have a weird crush on Tribes of Longton.......
Peechy!!!!!! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: *licks *
Maineiacs
29-12-2005, 11:20
Is anyone else getting turned on by all these women licking each other? There's like two threads with licking going on.
Harlesburg
29-12-2005, 11:23
Women in Uniform.
Avynne
30-12-2005, 07:28
Kiera Knightley. She is ridiculously gorgeous.

And, oddly enough, David Bowie. Especially as Jareth the Goblin King in the movie Labrynth. Does anybody else know what I'm talking about?
Soviet Haaregrad
30-12-2005, 07:31
Charlotte Church is pretty hot too. :D

And Gauge, but she's a pornstar, it's expected.
Freeunitedstates
30-12-2005, 07:54
Ryoko Hirosue (celebmatch.com says i have 99% compatability ~_^)
Kwon BoA
Utada Kikaru
Motoko Kusanagi (I know it can't really happen, but if there was such a person, I'd risk bodily injury in the pursuit.)
Mizuho Kazami (again, I know it can't happen, but the whole hot teacher thing...)

yeah, i'm a huge otaku^_^

PS: i know celebmatch is just for fun, okay?
Commie Catholics
30-12-2005, 08:46
Why has nobody listed Harrison Ford?
Chellis
30-12-2005, 08:53
Jon stewart.

Yes, I said Jon stewart.
Commie Catholics
30-12-2005, 09:19
Have I posted Zooey Deschanel before?

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/movies/people/d/deschanel_zooey/150x223.jpg
http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/j/Zooey%20Deschanel.jpg
http://www.latinoreview.com/images/zooey.jpg
Harlesburg
30-12-2005, 10:04
Have I posted Zooey Deschanel before?

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/movies/people/d/deschanel_zooey/150x223.jpg
http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/j/Zooey%20Deschanel.jpg
http://www.latinoreview.com/images/zooey.jpg
I tihnk you have mentioned it.
Armandian Cheese
30-12-2005, 10:20
...I apparently managed to scare Tink...

I'm not a crazy knife wielding stalker! Honest! And I'm not just saying that because I prefer chainsaws! Really!
Marpha
30-12-2005, 11:01
My *weird* crush (or so I'm told), is for an anime character.

Kuno Kodachi of Ranma 1/2.
Not for her looks (http://www.totallyteryl.com/anime/kodachi3.jpg), but for her laugh. It speaks of a young lady who is not only totally and deliciously insane, but is aware of it, and revels in it. And it sends a shiver straight down my spine to... well, take a guess. This link is to a short version for the aurally sensitive. http://www.animeaddiction.net/anime/Ranma/sounds/kolaugh.wav
FairyTInkArisen
30-12-2005, 11:09
...I apparently managed to scare Tink...

I'm not a crazy knife wielding stalker! Honest! And I'm not just saying that because I prefer chainsaws! Really!
not at all sweetie, i actually think you're quite sweet!
Harlesburg
30-12-2005, 11:25
not at all sweetie, i actually think you're quite sweet!
Thats what they want you to think.......
Wildwolfden
30-12-2005, 12:58
I was 29 and fancied woman in late 40's
Eruantalon
30-12-2005, 12:58
Yes, they're puppets, but Marina's love theme closed out each episode, fanning strange flames in my heart...
Weeeeiiiiirrrrrrrrrrddd...

...well...my friend's mom...:rolleyes: (Though, in my defense, she was in her early 30s and Asian!)
Stacy's mom has got it going on...

Oh, and a lesbian friend of mine. (It's weird because I'm a (reluctant) straight male (reluctant because I wish I was asexual)
I'm glad you were mature enough to realise that there is no denying nature, especially when there's no good reason to!

...why is it that so many ostensibly straight people have gay crushes...?
Because no-one is 100% straight. Also notice that so many straight men have crushes on somewhat feminine men, like Johnny Depp. Vice versa for women.

Haven't a balls notion, though I have to say it doesn't worry me so much that lots of women think CZJ is hot, just that so many men think JD is as well
Actually, for obvious reasons, I would prefer that the maximum number of women were 100% straight.

What ! Think of her as being erotically conveniant, after all her breasts are now low enough that you merely need to look in one place to see every eroginous zone.
Pure filth. Off with his head!

Have I posted Zooey Deschanel before?

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/movies/people/d/deschanel_zooey/150x223.jpg
http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/j/Zooey%20Deschanel.jpg
http://www.latinoreview.com/images/zooey.jpg
so hot.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
30-12-2005, 13:07
Jon stewart.

Yes, I said Jon stewart.

Ooooh, how could I forget Jon Stewart! Obviously, I don't think that's a weird crush, but a friend of mine has said as much. Pfft. I mean, hello, great hair, great nose, plus intellectual brilliance and a great sense of humour. Case closed. Mmmmmmmmhhhhh.
FairyTInkArisen
30-12-2005, 13:28
some of these aren't even weird in the slightest
Backlandia
30-12-2005, 13:34
Well she isnt real that is why it is weird but I really like Ashley Graham from RE4.

I even made this tribute to her.

http://ashleygrahamtribute.ytmnd.com/
Impunia
30-12-2005, 13:38
Pam Ayers needs a good rogering.

Not sure I want to be the one to do it tho. :rolleyes:
Harlesburg
30-12-2005, 21:01
some of these aren't even weird in the slightest
It is when you consider some of the people are none too fussed about girls.http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/unsure.gif
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Chellis
31-12-2005, 06:12
Ooooh, how could I forget Jon Stewart! Obviously, I don't think that's a weird crush, but a friend of mine has said as much. Pfft. I mean, hello, great hair, great nose, plus intellectual brilliance and a great sense of humour. Case closed. Mmmmmmmmhhhhh.

Its a wierd crush for a straight guy...
The South Islands
31-12-2005, 06:30
I think I have a crush on GNM, but I'm not sure.
Grainne Ni Malley
31-12-2005, 06:35
I think I have a crush on GNM, but I'm not sure.

Awww... why the uncertainty? :fluffle:
The South Islands
31-12-2005, 06:42
Awww... why the uncertainty? :fluffle:

Heisenberg Principle.

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Grainne Ni Malley
31-12-2005, 07:01
Heisenberg Principle.

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Bah. Damn quantum mechanics anywho.
The South Islands
31-12-2005, 07:12
Bah. Damn quantum mechanics anywho.

Yeah, a silly fact of life.

You want to have kinky sex with leathers and sharpened lava lamps?
Grainne Ni Malley
31-12-2005, 13:08
Yeah, a silly fact of life.

You want to have kinky sex with leathers and sharpened lava lamps?


Er.... leather maybe. Sharpened lava lamps? I'll pass. What is it with you and sharp items?
Preebs
31-12-2005, 13:29
I have a bit of a thing for Till Lindemann from Rammstein. He's such a sexy dirty old man... ;)
Saxnot
31-12-2005, 13:31
I have a friend with a crush on Andrew Marr. :p
Pure Metal
31-12-2005, 13:41
I have a friend with a crush on Andrew Marr. :p
:eek:
well the giant ears and flailing, ape-like arms are very sexy i guess ;)
Whereyouthinkyougoing
31-12-2005, 15:10
Its a wierd crush for a straight guy...
Good thing then that I'm a straight girl. :p
America of Tomorrow
31-12-2005, 15:33
I like Cosmo Kramer from Seinfeld :p (And he's pretty weird.) But Idk anything about the actor Michael Richards to be crushing on him.
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Vimeria
08-01-2006, 22:17
I have to say that my recent attraction to WWE's Batista certainly qualifies as a weird crush. I'm rarely interested in guys at all, and on top of that he's the first insanely muscular, bodybuilder type of guy to catch my attention.

What can I say? He's hot.
http://www.ilgrandewrestling.it/batista%20da%20bio.jpg
Puddytat
08-01-2006, 23:23
Zig Zag form Max Blackrabbit/Sabrina (eric Schrarz)
Sabrina Skunk
Amy Squirrel
Darke Kat

I think those that recognise the names can see a theme here <G>

*Snudges to all Fur and fur tolerants*
*Pfffft hisses and a waved paw for the unenligtened*
Damor
08-01-2006, 23:40
On that note..

Aaryanna, Alexsi, Wildy even. murrrr... (DMFA)
Okay, so I like them violent and slightly evil..

Of course I already mentioned cartoon characters. Just not explicitly the furry ones.
Eh-oh
08-01-2006, 23:48
I have to say that my recent attraction to WWE's Batista certainly qualifies as a weird crush. I'm rarely interested in guys at all, and on top of that he's the first insanely muscular, bodybuilder type of guy to catch my attention.

What can I say? He's hot.
http://www.ilgrandewrestling.it/batista%20da%20bio.jpg

jesus, he's about to burst:eek:
Schnorbitz
08-01-2006, 23:54
Jade Goody:
http://www.myvillage.com/images/celebs/photos/Jade-Goody1.jpg
Eh-oh
08-01-2006, 23:56
i find jodie marsh hot, as well as pretty. i've been told by a lot that she's a dog, not much prettier than jordan with her fake nose and fake tan, but i definatly disagree on that one.
http://netmode.vietnamnet.vn/dataimages/original/images525857_JodieMarsh.jpg
Terrorist Cakes
09-01-2006, 00:18
Morrissey is God. (http://img8.photobucket.com/albums/v26/rickyruffle/Wallpaper/Morrissey_copy.jpg)
Avarhierrim
09-01-2006, 02:18
Frodo Baggins from Lotr
Harry Potter from HP
Deltrane
09-01-2006, 07:20
I think Henry Kissinger (http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/NSAEBB/NSAEBB104/kissinger%2019750429.jpg) should be in jail and never should have been given that Nobel Prize but he can have a 30 day war with me whenever he likes ;-). I also have a thing for Lord Winston (http://wordsmatter.caltech.edu/winston.jpg) and I agree with the original poster that Liam Neeson (http://www.kingdomofheavenmovie.com/lang/us/wallpapers/KOH_WP_1024_04.jpg) is sex on legs though I can't for the life of me imagine what you see in Alan Rickman (http://home.arcor.de/estherkolbe/snape/snape7.jpg). Bob Hoskins (http://www.websitez.ws/malecelebs/db/bob_hoskins/bob_hoskins.jpg) is a dream boat.
M3rcenaries
09-01-2006, 07:34
Kate Beckinsale (http://www.virgin.net/movies/galleries/kateb/pix/01_main.jpg) in van Helsing. I think shes really hot in that movie.