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Know it and love it :) And it would make a smashing movie, too. You, me, Grainne, my toys....
then we need no other man I guess ;)

Depends on their genders.

And I get first dibs on hole. ;D

*checks....

Both. That ok?

Which one? I've got three... :p

I know. I want to know how many guys there are first. ;)

then we need no other man I guess ;)

You might want to take a break now and again to rest a bit, don't you think?
And you wouldn't want to have Grainne and myself being bored then, would you?

I know. I want to know how many guys there are first. ;)
like drinking beer...one after another...;)

You might want to take a break now and again to rest a bit, don't you think?
And you wouldn't want to have Grainne and myself being bored then, would you?

if you both are good I don´t need a break

I know. I want to know how many guys there are first. ;)

One. Possibly two, I don't know if Carnivorous Lickers is interested in an adult movie career...

One. Possibly two, I don't know if Carnivorous Lickers is interested in an adult movie career...
I think he is very interested...first he could learn a bit...then he could teach a bit

I think he is very interested...first he could learn a bit...then he could teach a bit

I'd only be learning... and I'd love it.

One. Possibly two, I don't know if Carnivorous Lickers is interested in an adult movie career...


Only if I get to wear a fake nose/moustache/glasses.

Which one? I've got three... :p


My God....something may have just stirred when I read that.

You mean it wasn't already?:D

You mean it wasn't already?:D


Hey!! You naughty girl!!!

No-it wasnt already,wiseguy. How've you been?

Can you come in the room too?

mmmm... cabra west and GNM.... god, think of all the threesomes.... :D

I just felt something "prick up" ;) :fluffle: :D

I could also propose a "pearl necklace" club with tons of "Mammary Intercourse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammary_intercourse)" galore! :D (gotta love the wikipedia :D )

My God....something may have just stirred when I read that.

Rest assured, that was my intention :D

mmmm... cabra west and GNM.... god, think of all the threesomes.... :D

I just felt something "prick up" ;) :fluffle: :D

I could also propose a "pearl necklace" club with tons of "Mammary Intercourse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammary_intercourse)" galore! :D (gotta love the wikipedia :D )


Great new word for a beloved old practice... :D

I'm off to bed... yeah, alone. Sad, isn't it?

But I'm sure I'll have some really hot dreams tonight :D

Good night

Rest assured, that was my intention :D

Bad,evil, naughty Cabra!

Open handed spanking for you...

Hey!! You naughty girl!!!

No-it wasnt already,wiseguy. How've you been?

Can you come in the room too?


I don't know, can you make me? hee hee! ;)

I'm off to bed... yeah, alone. Sad, isn't it?

But I'm sure I'll have some really hot dreams tonight :D

Good night


Good night :fluffle:

Bad,evil, naughty Cabra!

Open handed spanking for you...

Oh... oh, yes, I've been very naughty. I must be punished... spank me

Edit : I guess I have to stay awake a bit longer... ;)

I don't know, can you make me? hee hee! ;)

How dare you use a double entendre on me!!

I dont want to sound all arrogant saying of course I could, so I'll just say that my efforts will be extreme.

How dare you use a double entendre on me!!

I dont want to sound all arrogant saying of course I could, so I'll just say that my efforts will be extreme.


Well even an un-exteme effort would work on me right now. I'm ridiculously in the mood.

And I voted to be in a room with you and Sin anyway!

Oh... oh, yes, I've been very naughty. I must be punished... spank me

Edit : I guess I have to stay awake a bit longer... ;)


I dont see the "thrustsmackthrustsmackthrustsmack" as being punishment enough- I'll have to think of something more fitting.

maybe a little humiliation is in order.

Great new word for a beloved old practice... :D
I know! I've been searching a less profane word for tit-f'cking for quite a while now, and much thanks to the wikipedia for helping me find it! :fluffle: :D

I dont see the "thrustsmackthrustsmackthrustsmack" as being punishment enough- I'll have to think of something more fitting.

maybe a little humiliation is in order.

Humilitation? How?

Spanking is always a good form of punishment... makes me very obedient indeed.

Well even an un-exteme effort would work on me right now. I'm ridiculously in the mood.

And I voted to be in a room with you and Sin anyway!


So- I wouldnt even need to wear my tongue out first? I was with a gril once that took forever. I can now lift a pail of water with my tongue.
Sure-you're all safe thousands of miles away. I'm always ridiculously in the mood.

Oh... oh, yes, I've been very naughty. I must be punished... spank me
"And after that, the oral sex!" - From Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail. :D

Humilitation? How?

Spanking is always a good form of punishment... makes me very obedient indeed.

maybe some gagging and other things I cant think of clever ways to express immediately...

I dont really want obedient-be defiant and try to get away. *L*

So- I wouldnt even need to wear my tongue out first? I was with a gril once that took forever. I can now lift a pail of water with my tongue.
Sure-you're all safe thousands of miles away. I'm always ridiculously in the mood.


Nope, no wearing out of the tongue. You wouldn't even have a chance to use it!

yup, I'm in THAT kind of mood. Grrrr. I need to find a babysitter.

Well even an un-exteme effort would work on me right now. I'm ridiculously in the mood.

And I voted to be in a room with you and Sin anyway!


My wife wont be home til tommorrow or Friday. I'm going to have so much "energy" to work off when she gets home.

maybe some gagging and other things I cant think of clever ways to express immediately...

I dont really want obedient-be defiant and try to get away. *L*

Not from the spanking I won't. But if you want to gag me, you'll have to catch me first.

Although running in high-heeled black leather knee-high boots isn't easy...

Nope, no wearing out of the tongue. You wouldn't even have a chance to use it!

yup, I'm in THAT kind of mood. Grrrr. I need to find a babysitter.


you cant deny me a taste. I always like a little appetizer before the main course.

Not from the spanking I won't. But if you want to gag me, you'll have to catch me first.

Although running in high-heeled black leather knee-high boots isn't easy...


Hee hee! it's easy if you don't mind some of your toes being numb for a couple of days...not that I would know about that at all...

you cant deny me a taste. I always like a little appetizer before the main course.

Heh, then you'd have to fight for it...;)

Not from the spanking I won't. But if you want to gag me, you'll have to catch me first.

Although running in high-heeled black leather knee-high boots isn't easy...


I'd toy with you a little first.

You could be on a bike- I'm terrifyingly fast in a short sprint.

Not from the spanking I won't. But if you want to gag me, you'll have to catch me first.

Although running in high-heeled black leather knee-high boots isn't easy...

What if that's -all- you're wearing?

Heh, then you'd have to fight for it...;)


you're thrilling me. and its deliberate.

You really should get a sitter and take your man to the nearest nice hotel and have a quality evening. Give him a little action in the car on the way.

We freaking love that.

I'd toy with you a little first.

You could be on a bike- I'm terrifyingly fast in a short sprint.

I'm not... but I'm good at evading ;)
See if you can catch me behind that table...

What if that's -all- you're wearing?

Right now, I'm not even wearing that ;)

But I'd put them on for Carnivorous.

Right now, I'm not even wearing that ;)

But I'd put them on for Carnivorous.

What about me? :(

you're thrilling me. and its deliberate.

You really should get a sitter and take your man to the nearest nice hotel and have a quality evening. Give him a little action in the car on the way.

We freaking love that.


Perhaps I will do that. I think first I'm going to go take a nice, long, hot shower and 'get ready'. ahem.

bye now.

What about me? :(

You like black leather boots as well?

Now there's two to catch me... Oh, what's a poor girl to do?

I'm not... but I'm good at evading ;)
See if you can catch me behind that table...

So are rabbits.

The table would be history-either flipped to the side or I'd be over it-I'm not the type to waste energy playing ring around the rosie.

How can you consider going to sleep with thoughts of hot breath on your neck and gripping hands everywhere else?

Perhaps I will do that. I think first I'm going to go take a nice, long, hot shower and 'get ready'. ahem.

bye now.


Have fun !!!
:D

You like black leather boots as well?

Now there's two to catch me... Oh, what's a poor girl to do?

Dibs on your mouth.

So are rabbits.

The table would be history-either flipped to the side or I'd be over it-I'm not the type to waste energy playing ring around the rosie.

How can you consider going to sleep with thoughts of hot breath on your neck and gripping hands everywhere else?

What do you think I'm doing lying nacked in bed right now? Besides typing, I mean?

:D

Right now, I'm not even wearing that ;)

But I'd put them on for Carnivorous.

I do love those boots

What do you think I'm doing lying nacked in bed right now? Besides typing, I mean?

:D

I hope you're making sounds that'll make the neighbors horny

I hope you're making sounds that'll make the neighbors horny

That doesn't take much, they're French.

But my housemate will give me that look again tomorrow... :D

I do love those boots

*puts one leg on a chair so CL can admire the boots up close

*puts one leg on a chair so CL can admire the boots up close

Oh, that is it.

*drags Cabra off to a darkened room...*

That doesn't take much, they're French.

But my housemate will give me that look again tomorrow... :D


*L*

Now-why is it that your housemate cant be in on the action?

Oh, that is it.

*drags Cabra off to a darkened room...*

*follows*

*L*

Now-why is it that your housemate cant be in on the action?

She's a bit on the prudish side... :(

*puts one leg on a chair so CL can admire the boots up close


MMmmm... you're no amateur

*follows*

Hey, missed you

*lick

She's a bit on the prudish side... :(

Dont you like a challenge?

Hey, missed you

*lick

Two for the price of one! :D

I've got something you _both_ can lick >_>

Hey, missed you

*lick

I missed you, too. I've been doing all that household crap that nobody else in my house can do. Like clean. I swear, all they're good for is drooling.

*licks from head to toe and then back up again, boots included*

Dont you like a challenge?

I prefer the knowledge that I won't have to move my 2000 books elsewhere anytime soon for messing things up with my housemate...

Two for the price of one! :D

I've got something you _both_ can lick >_>

*licks enthusiasctically

I missed you, too. I've been doing all that household crap that nobody else in my house can do. Like clean. I swear, all they're good for is drooling.

*licks from head to toe and then back up again, boots included*


Dont forget to lick the backs of her knees...so often overlooked.

Man this thread is weird...

*shakes head in a bemused fashion*

*licks enthusiasctically

:D

The choices weren't varied enough. You need to pair up people who would stand a good chance of going for each others' throats. ;)

I prefer the knowledge that I won't have to move my 2000 books elsewhere anytime soon for messing things up with my housemate...


maybe shes listening at the door and feels left out...shes yearning and flush with desire wondering whats wrong with her...

just come out and ask her if she wants to eat at the "Y".

The choices weren't varied enough. You need to pair up people who would stand a good chance of going for each others' throats. ;)

She did a good job with Sin and I. That has the potential to be the most violent lust you ever did see

Dont forget to lick the backs of her knees...so often overlooked.

I'm making sure I cover every nook and cranny. Not a single spot on Cabra will be overlooked.

*licks enthusiasctically


you can almost hear the smacking of lips and moist mouth sounds

I'm making sure I cover every nook and cranny. Not a single spot on Cabra will be overlooked.


Good-I want her to glisten before you're through

you can almost hear the smacking of lips and moist mouth sounds

From HERE you can!

She did a good job with Sin and I. That has the potential to be the most violent lust you ever did see
Because we'd have to start out talking politics, you'd tell me to shut up, and I'd tell you to bite me...and then you would...and then it would be hard to tell if we were fighting to the death or doing something else...

Good-I want her to glisten before you're through

Not only will she be glistening, she will also be thouroughly soaked.

you can almost hear the smacking of lips and moist mouth sounds
You really need to stop typing with one hand. You miss capitals and punctuation that way:D

Hmmm, from reading some of you 'directions' I have a growing supicion that when you're not on NS, you're known as "HardandHorny" in some IRC cybersex chat room...

Not only will she be glistening, she will also be thouroughly soaked.

You should be licking me too. >_>

You should be licking me too. >_>

*licks and licks and something in between the licking and licking*

Because we'd have to start out talking politics, you'd tell me to shut up, and I'd tell you to bite me...and then you would...and then it would be hard to tell if we were fighting to the death or doing something else...


Ah-Another lurker drawn out.

It might appear very violent, but it would be clear what was happening.

Hello, GNM. Can I be in a room with you? ;) :D :fluffle: :D

You really need to stop typing with one hand. You miss capitals and punctuation that way:D

Hmmm, from reading some of you 'directions' I have a growing supicion that when you're not on NS, you're known as "HardandHorny" in some IRC cybersex chat room...


I type with both middle fingers. And you've seen the closest I come to cybersex. Its not really for me. But-if I can put someone in the mood to jump their significant other and rock them like a hurricane, I'm a success.

I think Mr.Muntoo may be in for some fun this eve.

Maybe its a little penance for me.

Hello, GNM. Can I be in a room with you? ;) :D :fluffle: :D

Can I spank you? ;)

Hey Cabra- did you succumb to the housemate?

well...since everyone bailed out, I'm going to eat.

Later all. Dont forget to clean up when you're done.

Can I spank you? ;)
*bends over*

Go ahead. :fluffle:

So, if you could get into one room with the above, who would you pick?

And more interestingly, what would you do with them?

:D


Can I just pick to be in a room with goddess Tink??? Anyone else would really just be in the way...

I want several females in MY room.

Maybe its a little penance for me.
Penance? For what?

Can I just pick to be in a room with goddess Tink??? Anyone else would really just be in the way...
:cool: :fluffle:

:cool: :fluffle:


awwwwwwwwwwww.... I feel loved..

Carnivorous Lickers(although the thread originators version sounds cuter:Canrivorous *giggle*) and Sin.......absolutely.

Carnivorous Lickers(although the thread originators version sounds cuter:Canrivorous *giggle*) and Sin.......absolutely.
Ya single?

lol, i know you're not. I'm just bored and horny right now. lol.

Can I just pick to be in a room with goddess Tink??? Anyone else would really just be in the way...
haha told you :p

Ya single?

lol, i know you're not. I'm just bored and horny right now. lol.


haha...you silly willy.....i'm gonna say you and Cog as a runner up on the 2 NSers in the same room. that'd be a blast:cool:

haha told you :p
Don't worry dude, I've hot-boxed the room next door.

haha...you silly willy.....i'm gonna say you and Cog as a runner up on the 2 NSers in the same room. that'd be a blast:cool:
That's nice. :) He's one of my fave mods, i believe. :)

Don't worry dude, I've hot-boxed the room next door.
*skips into tribes' room*

*brings beer* :D

I could stand Kecibukia and Drunk Commies Deleted. We could talk Guns, Iraq, Europe, and cars.

haha told you :p
Do elaborate......

Do elaborate......*gets in the way*

Hey Cabra- did you succumb to the housemate?

She wasn't listening outside the door ... wouldn't be like her, anyway.

She's got a boyfriend, and believe it or not, I have NEVER ever heard those two yet. Talking, yes. Doing anything else, no.

Not only will she be glistening, she will also be thouroughly soaked.

I already am.... but do keep licking :)

*starts licking all over Grainne herself

I already am.... but do keep licking :)

*starts licking all over Grainne herself
Can I join? :D

Can I join? :D

Sure... there's always room for one more

*lick

Sure... there's always room for one more

*lick
*licks GNM's boobies*

mmmmm.... :fluffle: :D

*licks GNM's boobies*

mmmmm.... :fluffle: :D

Dude. Would you like it if I just went up to you and licked your boobies?

...Wait a minute... >.>

She wasn't listening outside the door ... wouldn't be like her, anyway.

She's got a boyfriend, and believe it or not, I have NEVER ever heard those two yet. Talking, yes. Doing anything else, no.

hmmm this we could change....what about the Pumuckel-Wig you promised me ???

hmmm this we could change....what about the Pumuckel-Wig you promised me ???

Now, where would I get a Pumuckel-wig in Ireland?













And how would I get her to wear it? :confused:

Now, where would I get a Pumuckel-wig in Ireland?

And how would I get her to wear it? :confused:

maybe one of Pippi Langstrumpf???

maybe one of Pippi Langstrumpf???

*lol

Same difference.

If you absolutely want a red-head... ahem, I think you'd know where to look

*licks GNM's boobies*

mmmmm.... :fluffle: :D

So much for dinner and a movie... erm, you missed a spot.

I already am.... but do keep licking;)

*licks for an eternity +1(*/n=2)* :p

*licks for an eternity +1(*/n=2)* :p

Wow... advanced calculus. Kinky!

*nibbles Grainne's neck

Wow... advanced calculus. Kinky!

*nibbles Grainne's neck

Is that what that is? I figured somebody would chime in with "that's not possible, you moron". I was never very good at math. :(

*snuggles and :fluffle: *

i am getting bored...just a great licking-orgy...is there noone who wants more ???

me me!! ;)

i am getting bored...just a great licking-orgy...is there noone who wants more ???

You get BORED with licking? That's a first...

Sure there's more... plenty more. There's rubbing, and there's sucking, and there's fondling, and there's slapping, and there's a good deal of wriggling and moaning involved, too.

i agree Cabra :) Licking is just the start of all the fun

i agree Cabra :) Licking is just the start of all the fun

Oh, it's nice towards the end of the fun, too :D

You get BORED with licking? That's a first...

Sure there's more... plenty more. There's rubbing, and there's sucking, and there's fondling, and there's slapping, and there's a good deal of wriggling and moaning involved, too.

Let's not forget biting and scratching... oh wait, I mean uh... there's lots of positions!

i couldnt agree more :fluffle:

Let's not forget biting and scratching... oh wait, I mean uh... there's lots of positions!

*bites Grainne

:eek:

*bites Grainne
so if your are both in a good position i will finish what i have started

*bites Grainne

Nummies. I hope I taste good. ;)

*scratches*

:eek: :( :confused:

so if your are both in a good position i will finish what i have started

I'm on my back and Grainne is on top of me.... g'ahead ;)

4 holes in front of me
I cannot decide which is the finest

i'll add mine ;)

haha told you :p
lol, that's not why everyone who picked us picked us! It seems you and I are some kind of comedy duo *throws custard pie in PM's face*

i'll add mine ;)

I think i will feel everything and then i will choose one or two ...wait i have 2 hands ...i can choose 4

i'll add mine ;)

The orgiastic fun ensues! It brings a whole new set of rules to Twister. :fluffle:

Do elaborate......
eariler he said that the only reason we were doing so well was because of me, i disagreed

Nummies. I hope I taste good. ;)

*scratches*

You taste sweet... honey.

*licks and nibbles and sucks

You taste sweet... honey.

*licks and nibbles and sucks
the you can suck me too ... I am already in there

lol, that's not why everyone who picked us picked us! It seems you and I are some kind of comedy duo *throws custard pie in PM's face*
If that was the case i certainly missed the punchline.:p

the you can suck me too ... I am already in there

*licks and nibbles*

I'm really trying to avoid getting to p0rnographic on here. It hurts.:(

*licks and nibbles*

I'm really trying to avoid getting to p0rnographic on here. It hurts.:(

you are right.....so gimme the rest .... i must cook lunch for my wife ;)

So much for dinner and a movie... erm, you missed a spot.
*licks the missed spot*

(sorry for taking so long to post. my parents want me on a "regular" sleep schedule where I sleep at night and awaken at day, therefore making me miss all of this fun :( , so I was trying to get to sleep, with no such luck right now. lol)
i'll add mine ;)
Hey! I know you! ;)

*licks the missed spot*

(sorry for taking so long to post. my parents want me on a "regular" sleep schedule where I sleep at night and awaken at day, therefore making me miss all of this fun :( , so I was trying to get to sleep, with no such luck right now. lol)

Hey! I know you! ;)
Yeah i hate sleep.

*licks and nibbles*

I'm really trying to avoid getting to p0rnographic on here. It hurts.:(

Yes, it's a thin line... ;)

*continues licking and sucking everything she can get hold of

I know you know me TPE ;)

i never thought u'd be into this type of filth ;) :fluffle: :D :p

I know you know me TPE ;)

i never thought u'd be into this type of filth ;) :fluffle: :D :p
Same here! :eek: :D :fluffle: :D

I know you know me TPE ;)

i never thought u'd be into this type of filth ;) :fluffle: :D :p

Filth? We're all clean people... I just had a shower this morning

TPE- you should know the kind of things i get up to *whistles*

Filth? We're all clean people... I just had a shower this morning

And I just showered three hours ago, but here you are making me all dirty again!

TPE- you should know the kind of things i get up to *whistles*
dayum, girl! you're making me horny all over again! :eek: :D

i cant help it hunny, well we cant have you being like that and nowhere to put the horn can we? ;)

i cant help it hunny, well we cant have you being like that and nowhere to put the horn can we? ;)
Where do you suggest I put it? :fluffle: :D

anywhere u want pumpkin :rolleyes:

anywhere u want pumpkin :rolleyes:
hmmm.....

*places his "horn" somewhere... erotic on TTUI* ;)

(all of a sudden, the initials for your nation name sounds dirty ;) :D )

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

anyone wanna join in?

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
If only the mods would let us go further than fluffles! ;) :fluffle:

anyone wanna join in?

Instead of lurking... sure!

*licks TTUI and TPE... and everybody else who might be getting off on lurking right now

Instead of lurking... sure!

*licks TTUI and TPE... and everybody else who might be getting off on lurking right now
*[censored]*

:eek: :D

Neo K and PM I think. Chatting politics and getting intoxicated would be the most important issues of the day

How 'bout adding another option to the poll: "The Plutonian Empire and The Three United Isles", or "TPE and Grainne Ni Malley"?

:D

The orgiastic fun ensues! It brings a whole new set of rules to Twister. :fluffle:

Twister becomes extremely difficult when you add interlocking pieces to the game.

Carnivorous Lickers(although the thread originators version sounds cuter:Canrivorous *giggle*) and Sin.......absolutely.

Hello Peechland-How've you been?

Twister becomes extremely difficult when you add interlocking pieces to the game.

It's a little advanced, but possible. And so much more fun

anyone wanna join in?


I'm game. :D