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My friends and I have gotten a band together. We can't decide on a name. We play something like metal but a little less hardcore. It's like: There's strong lyrics and a basic rhythm, and there's a break for a nice guitar solo. Any ideas?

Aborted Foetuses from Hell (with Guns).

Fun Gus

My friends and I have gotten a band together. We can't decide on a name. We play something like metal but a little less hardcore. It's like: There's strong lyrics and a basic rhythm, and there's a break for a nice guitar solo. Any ideas?3 suggestions:
Kill Us.
Whiney Emo Kids.
The Poster Is Better.

Moneyshot
The Shit Factory
Aliens Without Opinions
Culture Shock
Dysfunction
Unintelligent Design
the capitals

Aborted Foetuses from Hell (with Guns).
It could be a pro-life campaign!

"Choose life...or else this"

Whiney Emo Kids
How dare you. We are really against the emos.

Whiney Emo Kids.


I like this one.

But how about:

Scared Whiney Emo Kids Lost In A Big City And Short On Dope.

how about "craving change" unless you guys have pussy lyrics that mean nothing in that case your name could be the followers or the sheep

I'm telling ya... with a name like "Fun Gus" you will be popular even if your music sucks!

My friends and I have gotten a band together. We can't decide on a name. We play something like metal but a little less hardcore. It's like: There's strong lyrics and a basic rhythm, and there's a break for a nice guitar solo. Any ideas?
Memory Metal. And your signature album could be "All Curled Up ... Again!" :D

Cocaine Addiction
Mothers VD
The White China Posse
The Ludwigs

Culture Shock


Wow. Culture Shock have the exact same name. :)

Wow. Culture Shock have the exact same name. :)
Didn't realise. I just looked them up and they seem really obscure.

Time to die
Give up your dead
Not good enough
Stuck in Main
Second Place
Addiction
Megalomaniacs

http://www.bandnamemaker.com/d/
How's about 'Hiking Dumpster', or 'Atari Fart'?
No...?
Ok, then...
Swollen Iguana?
Frenzy of the Past?

ok how about InYourEndO

On a serious note, how about something like Riptide? Natural and yet powerful.

http://www.bandnamemaker.com/d/
How's about 'Hiking Dumpster', or 'Atari Fart'?
No...?
Ok, then...
Swollen Iguana?
Frenzy of the Past?

Moist Boobies?
Boobies of the Genital?
Buddha Boobies?

EDIT - Semen Peanut?

3 suggestions:
Kill Us.
Whiney Emo Kids.
The Poster Is Better.
They Suck Live
I Love Lunacy
Your Friends Who Jumped Off Bridges
Third Rail Power Trip
Managers On Duty
Couple of Guitars, Drums
Axe Grinders
... in a word bubble (pronounced "hnnnnnn")
Popped Weasels
100,000 Wronged Elvis Fans
Kombi
Poetic Wax
Stop Casting Pourosity
Lazy Suzanne
Dumb Waiter

Bow to the Burger.

Moist Boobies?
Boobies of the Genital?
Buddha Boobies?
Was your word 'boobies' by any chance?
I tried 'jape' and came out with this fantastic suggestion: Explicit Jape of the Mango Generation. If I ever form a band, that's the name I'm having. That, or Riptide.

By the way, to the OP: if you use a name I've suggested in this thread, or one you get from the band name generator, I am entitled to 5% of your royalties.

Plan B

Was your word 'boobies' by any chance?
I tried 'jape' and came out with this fantastic suggestion: Explicit Jape of the Mango Generation. If I ever form a band, that's the name I'm having. That, or Riptide.

Hehe, yeah. I just got "Black Anarchist and the Mindless Reefer"

I like that :D

By the way, to the OP: if you use a name I've suggested in this thread, or one you get from the band name generator, I am entitled to 5% of your royalties.

Ditto, but i'll settle for 2%.

Twisted Nipple and the Pasties.

Shivered Timbers

That generator isn't bad actually.

Bloodwish
Atomic Atrophy
Alpha Garbage
Fall Zero
Switchblade
Dismal Enigma

Not Half Bad
Somewhat Decent
Pink Fluffy Bunnies
Beer Nuts
Master Bathers

Downtown Intoxication :p
Random Distortion

I like some of these. I might use them myself. Hehehe.

Gangbang Exercise
Seldom Gangbang
Gangbang Yesterday
Gangbang of the American
Insatiable Gangbang

Jackass of the Deaf Remorse
Commando Jackass and the Fetus
Sensual Jackass
Compulsive Jackass

Chemical Deception and the Surreal Hippo

Downtown Intoxication :p
Random Distortion

I like some of these. I might use them myself. Hehehe.
I'm tempted to use it for a name for my record store (if I ever run one).

Ooooh: Astral Coalition. Fantastic for a prog band!

Take a Penny, Leave a Penny

Freak Your Mom
Hot Buttered Ass
Miscellaneous Name
My **** Tree

Ooooh: Astral Coalition. Fantastic for a prog band!

That's a good one.

My friends and I have gotten a band together. We can't decide on a name. We play something like metal but a little less hardcore. It's like: There's strong lyrics and a basic rhythm, and there's a break for a nice guitar solo. Any ideas?
Johnny Southern and The Mo Fo's
SKILLtrane-Put the Kill in two massive Scythes.......

The Couch Surfers

We Sound Like Everyone Else

Fish For Sale

Pretentious Scum

Area Men

Slap Happy and the Red Cheeks

"Jordaxias Band" sounds good to me.

Dorsal Fin.
Ignorant Iguana.
Barn Owls!
Pacifist Vikings.

:D

Dysfunction

...is a function. i must be some kind of Geniiiiiiuuuuuusssss....

- Pitchshfter. sorry ;)


my favourite band name ever is Urinal Spillage. use it and be awesome. *nods*

Cannot Think Of A Name is such a liar

also I love the exclamation point at the end of "Barn Owls!" Jordie :D hah!

Same Day Different Shit

Quantum Mechanics

String Theory

Harvest of Gentle Clang

Spin Drift

Cannot Think Of A Name is such a liar


I can't think of names for myself...

Whathisname and the Forget Me Nots
Leading Brand Name

Seventh Heaven

The Worst Impression

I can't think of names for myself...

Whathisname and the Forget Me Nots
Leading Brand Name


ok, you're off the hook then

how about "craving change" unless you guys have pussy lyrics that mean nothing in that case your name could be the followers or the sheep
Followers Of The Sheep isn't bad, but maybe it's more of a prog name?

Drunk On Cock
Moonhead
Smart Patrol
The Arsebandits (few Americans will have a clue what that one means)
The Cutter
Hallucinating Light
Black Moon
Erotic Neurotics
Never Click
Orgasmatron
The Great Valerio
Magog
Pigstickers Anonymous
Lawyers Guns and Money

Taxi Dermy and the Shelters

Taxi Dermy and the Shelters
Ned Ludd and the Luddites?

Spam Blocker?

Magnificent Orinoco and the Alcoholic Closure.

Rewetting Brave.

Valley Fallacy.

Naked Combat and the Stroke.

"Sister's Pussy"

My friends and I have gotten a band together. We can't decide on a name. We play something like metal but a little less hardcore. It's like: There's strong lyrics and a basic rhythm, and there's a break for a nice guitar solo. Any ideas?
Stairway to Heaven.

Stairway to Heaven.
Pfft! Far too sensible...

Whiney Emo Kids.
I'd go with this one

Wiggle Room

Taco of the Forging Jaw

Agenda Suicide

The Giggling Nuns... Or the giggling nunchucks...

Taco of the Forging Jaw

Agenda Suicide

The Giggling Nuns... Or the giggling nunchucks...

Bolded is the name of a song by The Faint

a good song too

One-Lung

It's a real word...

Aleia Octa Est
The dice is cast (latin above)
tina

LMEI keep it as the acronym and it means Liberate Mea ex infernis...save me from hell

and if you do end up taking the Caesar quote its alea iacta est not octa

Followers Of The Sheep isn't bad, but maybe it's more of a prog name?

Drunk On Cock
Moonhead
Smart Patrol
The Arsebandits (few Americans will have a clue what that one means)
The Cutter
Hallucinating Light
Black Moon
Erotic Neurotics
Never Click
Orgasmatron
The Great Valerio
Magog
Pigstickers Anonymous
Lawyers Guns and Money


Note: bold is mine
Hehee:D

How about JAB (Just Another Band)

That name generator is good

Procrastinator Flea
Procrastinator Sunrise
Procrastinator Finger
Explosive Procrastinator ( nothing like an oxymoron)

or my personal favourite Two-Piece Procrastinator and the Bloated Snot.

also

Bile Face and the Faded Broadway
Gyro Bile and the Corn
Bile of the Evolving Llama

zzz

Or, from the band name generator:

Ugly Logo and the Northern Hospitality
Felony of the Crushing Skill
Shrewd Envelope
Notorious Conduct
Fat Decision
Family of the Fierce Message
Downside Prophet
Resistant Spark
Sundae Hypocrite
Garbanzo of the Malevolent Sabbath

Sleep Homosexual
Homosexual Charm of the Pubic Recoil
Genetically Homosexual
Homosexual Paranoia and the Hyphen
Homosexual Aphrodisiac
Homosexual of the Caustic
Deluded Homosexual
Any Homosexual
Eternal Homosexual
Homosexual Judge

I think the words some people on here use on that band generator says a lot them (he says, pointedly looking at Kanabia)...

Petey Pretence and the Ass Crawlers

chunkachunka...W-AAAAAANNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!

Vivax

why vivax?
Vivax is a species of malaria that is generally not fatal if untreated, but will screw you up for a while.

At least it sounds like a good name for a softer heavy metal band.

We play something like metal but a little less hardcore. It's like: There's strong lyrics and a basic rhythm, and there's a break for a nice guitar solo.
'Evanescence' leaps to mind. I think it's already taken, though.
I'm only joking!! I'm not declaring open season on Evanescence, nor comparing your band to any other. It's just a description that sounds faintly familiar.
Intriguingly abstract names:
Blue Switchboard
Cold Design
Desperate Stab At Inspiration (oh, wait - that's what I'm doing.)
Sarcastic/sarcastically stupid names:
Is Your Refrigerator Running?
Fix It With A Gun
There's Something On Your Nose

Just the first that came to mind. I kind of like Fix It With A Gun, though, if your group is politically minded.

Here's another one...

Sgt. Nipples and the Jackass Gang

Except for the fact that I'm Sgt. Nipples, but I'll let you borrow it.

Haha. The guy before me had post #69.

My friends and I have gotten a band together. We can't decide on a name. We play something like metal but a little less hardcore. It's like: There's strong lyrics and a basic rhythm, and there's a break for a nice guitar solo. Any ideas?
Take some medical or science term!
You could be "Hematochezia", or "Saccular Aneurysm", or "Bremsstrahlung", or "Positron Annihilation"!
Sounds wonderful, eh? Or perhaps not...

Using Generator:

Expensive Lube of the Left-wing Guilt
Lube Burger

Harmonic Clit
Clit Yeast
Frosty Clit and the Uncertain Pulse

Beaver Zombie
Offering Beaver and the Gerbil Murder
Beaver Syringe

Murder Echo
Murder Spoon
Devoted Murder

And I'm off to amuse myself some more.

The Worst Impression

I like, or something starting with I, very few bands start with I. I had a name that did but have forgotten it

...is a function. i must be some kind of Geniiiiiiuuuuuusssss....

- Pitchshfter. sorry ;)

Haha. Where do you think I got that idea from? That song rules :)

I think the words some people on here use on that band generator says a lot them (he says, pointedly looking at Kanabia)...

>.>

Wasted Profit
Wasted Profets

Goat Blowers.

Garfield's Last Stand
Snidewinder
Antisaken
Manga/fan
Bardcore Scorn

Cult of Jam
Cult of Spam

Hidden Chidlren
Lost of the dammed
Last of the gods
Hidden Village
Time

Uncle Pedo
Tyreless Ute
Denied Hookers
Rustic Glovesaves
Onion Loafers