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(Poll coming)

So...do you or don't you?

Have you ever in front of anyone else (not including getting caught)?

Does it turn you on to have someone else masturbate in front of you?

Yes, yes and yes.

*awaits poll*

Poll available!!

I do on rare occasions

Poll available!!
*avoids innuendo*

Go go regular (but not pathological) masturbation!

It's only healthy to masturbate on an hourly basis...I meant regular!! Regular!!!

What? Why, I never... ok yeah I do. Randomly. Once a day.

;)

Correct me if I'm wrong...but only guys have answered so far...

Hmm...I am totally surprised </sarcasm>

An orgasm a day keeps cancer away.

I have a vibrator if that counts

no


and not particularly

Correct me if I'm wrong...but only guys have answered so far...
Hmm...I am totally surprised </sarcasm>
If you want women to answer you have to put in a "thrice a day or more" option. lol

Correct me if I'm wrong...but only guys have answered so far...

Hmm...I am totally surprised </sarcasm>

Hey! I AM NOT A MAN!

I have a vibrator if that counts

no


and not particularly
yes it counts

Hey! I AM NOT A MAN!
It's true.

*vouches for GNM*

Why is there no "more than once a day" option on the poll?

I'll have to go for once a day, I guess :(

Evil polls.

This isn't a public poll is it?
Randomly...whenever I feel like it really. Could be a couple of times a day, could be only a couple of times a week.
EDIT: I just realised that saying how often kinda makes it pointless for me to worry if this is a public poll or not...

Hey! I AM NOT A MAN!

Sorry...and I just finished posting in another thread how i never assume...I just kicked my own ass...

So...are you hot?(j/k)

I have a vibrator if that counts

no


and not particularly

I think it only counts if you use it.

Then again, why would someone have a vibrator and not use it? Are there other functions?

"Why yes, I have a vibrator, strictly for tenderizing steaks though..." ;)

It's true.

*vouches for GNM*


Thank you.

Why is there no "more than once a day" option on the poll?

I'll have to go for once a day, I guess :(

Evil polls.

That's why I picked "Randomly". It doesn't narrow the time frame down to a specific amount.

If you want women to answer you have to put in a "thrice a day or more" option. lol
hey!








twice a day.....

Proud member of the SLF - the Sperm Liberation Front http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/sperm.gif

To answer the questions: Yes, on a healthy, regular basis.

The other two questions - same answer: Yes, but only with girlfriends ;)

Why is there no "more than once a day" option on the poll?

I'll have to go for once a day, I guess :(

Evil polls.

Sorry...I suck at making polls...playing with my own pole I'm good...making polls for others...not so good.

(Innuendo...are you ever not funny?)

Sorry...and I just finished posting in another thread how i never assume...I just kicked my own ass...

So...are you hot?(j/k)

You're forgiven. Am I hot? I have no idea. I don't think so.

I think it only counts if you use it.

Then again, why would someone have a vibrator and not use it? Are there other functions?

"Why yes, I have a vibrator, strictly for tenderizing steaks though..." ;)
of course i use it, it was expensive, my clit stimulator however remains hidden away collecting dust cause it's rubbish

You're forgiven. Am I hot? I have no idea. I don't think so.

Dually noted...then again...the only women I've ever met that responded yes to that question usually weren't. I suppose an entire scientific study could be done on that.

Sorry...I suck at making polls...playing with my own pole I'm good...making polls for others...not so good.


You could've had a little consideration for all of us who don't have the chance to have a boyfriend/girlfriend, and who need to attend to our own sexual satisfaction on a regular basis. Twice or Thrice a day. :D




(Innuendo...are you ever not funny?)
Who, me? :eek:

Dually noted...then again...the only women I've ever met that responded yes to that question usually weren't. I suppose an entire scientific study could be done on that.

Remember Grashopper: There are NO generalisations.



Ok. There are, but they're not 100% accurate.

of course i use it, it was expensive, my clit stimulator however remains hidden away collecting dust cause it's rubbish

I'm sorry to hear that...though I'm sure you are never lacking in personal clitoral stimulation, judging from the reaction I have seen to other posts you've made. I'm sure you wouldn't need a battery operated clit stimulator if you asked for offers from NSers...you would however need a velvet rope and a bouncer I think.

I think it only counts if you use it.

Then again, why would someone have a vibrator and not use it? Are there other functions?

"Why yes, I have a vibrator, strictly for tenderizing steaks though..." ;) Works better on lamb.

Hmm… why am I not surprised to see Balipo here? ;) :D

This isn't a public poll is it?
Randomly...whenever I feel like it really. Could be a couple of times a day, could be only a couple of times a week.
EDIT: I just realised that saying how often kinda makes it pointless for me to worry if this is a public poll or not...
The irony, eh? ;)

Remember Grashopper: There are NO generalisations.



Ok. There are, but they're not 100% accurate.

Too true...however, if there were no generalizations, the entire field os Psychology (and sociology for that matter, not to mention politics) would be now defunct.

Works better on lamb.

Hmm… why am I not surprised to see Balipo here? ;) :D

Lisk!! You know I started this thread!

And why am I not surprised you didn't answer the initial question?

You must be on holiday as you are posting more lately.

I'm sorry to hear that...though I'm sure you are never lacking in personal clitoral stimulation, judging from the reaction I have seen to other posts you've made. I'm sure you wouldn't need a battery operated clit stimulator if you asked for offers from NSers...you would however need a velvet rope and a bouncer I think.
don't be sorry, it was a prize in a raffle so i only paid £1 for it. And as for my clitoral stimulation needs, it's all fine, my vibrator is a Rampant Rabbit so it's all taken care of, god bless his little ears

You're forgiven. Am I hot? I have no idea. I don't think so.

re-read the reactions to your posting your pic in the harem, then. silly kid, refusing to learn.

Lisk!! You know I started this thread!

And why am I not surprised you didn't answer the initial question?

You must be on holiday as you are posting more lately. I am on holiday... have to go to Ireland tomorrow though, and after that I have revision to do. :(

My answer is never. *votez0rz*

don't be sorry, it was a prize in a raffle so i only paid £1 for it. And as for my clitoral stimulation needs, it's all fine, my vibrator is a Rampant Rabbit so it's all taken care of, god bless his little ears
You won a clit stimulator in a raffle?

Wow. Just...wow.

You won a clit stimulator in a raffle?

Wow. Just...wow.
at an Ann Summers party....

re-read the reactions to your posting your pic in the harem, then. silly kid, refusing to learn.

I believe "hotness" is a matter of individual opinion. I didn't say I was BFU.

at an Ann Summers party....
I never understand those. I reckon that if you grouped a lot of guys together in a room and tried to sell them saucy shit, most of them would run a fucking mile.

I believe "hotness" is a matter of individual opinion. I didn't say I was BFU.

What's BFU?

I am on holiday... have to go to Ireland tomorrow though, and after that I have revision to do. :(

My answer is never. *votez0rz*

You have to go to Ireland? I would jump at the chance to go.

What's BFU?

Buttfuckingugly.

What's BFU?

Butt F*(king Ugly...she types cute though...

(Poll coming)

So...do you or don't you?I do. I don't believe anyone with a pulse who claims differently.Have you ever in front of anyone else (not including getting caught)?Oh yes. Often :)Does it turn you on to have someone else masturbate in front of you?And then some. Again, I'm not inclined to believe anyone who says differently, unless they're a ghost, zombie or some other sort of dead fuck.

Buttfuckingugly.
Oh.


I see.

I never understand those. I reckon that if you grouped a lot of guys together in a room and tried to sell them saucy shit, most of them would run a fucking mile.
that's why they're for women not men:rolleyes: and they don't just try to sell you stuff, you play games and laugh about men

I believe "hotness" is a matter of individual opinion. I didn't say I was BFU.

blind-fucking ugly?

and how many "w00t, you're hot" responses do you need? you can add mine if you want to, you know.

*SNIP*
Again, I'm not inclined to believe anyone who says differently, unless they're a ghost, zombie or some other sort of dead fuck.

That one is optional though. I think some people find masturbation as foreplay to be silly or pointless, considering what the goal is...

I never understand those. I reckon that if you grouped a lot of guys together in a room and tried to sell them saucy shit, most of them would run a fucking mile.
True. Though I've never minded going into an Ann Summers store. Quite fun actually. You can get demonstrations of vibrators...
No, not actual demonstrations! I meant they show you precisely how they vibrate etc. Jeez. Sick minds.

that's why they're for women not men:rolleyes: and they don't just try to sell you stuff, you play games and laugh about men
You need specific parties to do that? I was under the impression that was why girls go to the toilet in groups...

that's why they're for women not men:rolleyes: and they don't just try to sell you stuff, you play games and laugh about men

Men can't do that...if we get together to laugh about women, someone screams SEXIST and the whole thing gets ugly.

That one is optional though. I think some people find masturbation as foreplay to be silly or pointless, considering what the goal is...
Well, I don't. Masturbation is fun, even moreso when you're not alone :)

You have to go to Ireland? I would jump at the chance to go.

the things you hump, really..

but there is no empty seat on your [insert mean of transportation here] anymore, no, liskeinland?

blind-fucking ugly?

and how many "w00t, you're hot" responses do you need? you can add mine if you want to, you know.

Thank you. I won't let it go to my head. : P

I am aware that others think I am attractive. I am my own worst critic.

That one is optional though. I think some people find masturbation as foreplay to be silly or pointless, considering what the goal is...Yea, hence the wording. I mean, if someone don't enjoy that sort of thing - at least occationally - then s/he definitly qualify as a dead fuck. Or a shite lay if you will.

Well, I don't. Masturbation is fun, even moreso when you're not alone :)

Oh, I agree...I just think there are some people out there that aren't as enlughtened as the 2 of us...

You need specific parties to do that? I was under the impression that was why girls go to the toilet in groups...
yes, cause at Ann Summers parties you meet women that you never knew before and so you get to hear new stories and besides we don't just go to the toilets in groups to talk about men, our lives don't revolve around you:rolleyes: we also go to the toilet in groups to bitch about other girls

yes, cause at Ann Summers parties you meet women that you never knew before and so you get to hear new stories and besides we don't just go to the toilets in groups to talk about men, our lives don't revolve around you:rolleyes: we also go to the toilet in groups to bitch about other girls

I thought women went to the w.c. together to have lesbian sex without our knowledge because they know how much we'd like to see that and participate in a threesome, yet deny us that pleasure at every turn...

Umm...nevermind...

I thought women went to the w.c. together to have lesbian sex without our knowledge because they know how much we'd like to see that and participate in a threesome, yet deny us that pleasure at every turn...

Umm...nevermind...
So you'd be in the "masturbates thrice hourly" group then...a ha....

Oh, I agree...I just think there are some people out there that aren't as enlughtened as the 2 of us...
When I think of all the straight boys who have fun in their teenage years jacking with their best friend... *sigh* Those bastards had all the luck.

I thought women went to the w.c. together to have lesbian sex without our knowledge because they know how much we'd like to see that and participate in a threesome, yet deny us that pleasure at every turn...

Umm...nevermind...
dammit, you're not supposed to know that! who told you? looks like I'm gonna have to sort someone outhttp://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif

dammit, you're not supposed to know that! who told you? looks like I'm gonna have to sort someone outhttp://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif

Damn all this talk of lesbiainism and clitoral stimulators! I have to go masturbate now.

When I think of all the straight boys who have fun in their teenage years jacking with their best friend... *sigh* Those bastards had all the luck.I think they're mostly a myth. Though the thought of it was a source of much joy for me as well ;)

Not wanting to quote the Kinsey report nor bring statistics into a serious subject like masturbation, but, regardless of how this poll turns out, everybody (there's obviously a very small margin for error there) does it, even if unwilling to admit it...

I think they're mostly a myth. Though the thought of it was a source of much joy for me as well ;)
I learned something scandalous, the other day. My straight friend has had intercourse with more guys than I have! And I'm gay!

The bastard didn't even enjoy it much!

So, really, I think it's more than just a myth. And there is no justice in this world :(

Not wanting to quote the Kinsey report nor bring statistics into a serious subject like masturbation, but, regardless of how this poll turns out, everybody (there's obviously a very small margin for error there) does it, even if unwilling to admit it...
Well, I suppose the ONE person who said s/he didn't masturbate falls into said margin of errors... The rest of us seem pretty honest about it, though.

I thought women went to the w.c. together to have lesbian sex without our knowledge because they know how much we'd like to see that and participate in a threesome, yet deny us that pleasure at every turn...


and just how is that mutually exclusive with going to the loo in order to bitch about men? we are very...versatile. and able to multi-task.

I always think these polls are funny. When I first started wanking, I thought it was too much at once a day. I still do, for me.

This (and someone I know at uni) has really opened my eyes.

I learned something scandalous, the other day. My straight friend has had intercourse with more guys than I have! And I'm gay!

The bastard didn't even enjoy it much!

So, really, I think it's more than just a myth. And there is no justice in this world :(What the FUCK?! He sounds a bit bend to me :p

He actually fucked more guys than you? Or just wanking & that? I've never (that I know of) met a straight guy who had intercourse with another guy. Ever.

It's too bad I'm getting so damn old though. If you're right, I wish I'd lived where you live back in my teens. Shit I'd have eaten the biscuit just to see it :D

I always think these polls are funny. When I first started wanking, I thought it was too much at once a day. I still do, for me.

This (and someone I know at uni) has really opened my eyes.
As long as someone doesn't become addicted to it, it's all fine.

Can you believe I even reached my personal record of doing it eight time in a single day? Granted, my boyfriend had dumped me two or three weeks before, and I hadn't done anything because I had been too depressed... Yet, I still can't believe it was physically possible for me to do it so many times in so few hours :p

Question to all other posters: What's your personal record for most times you masturbated to orgasm in a single day?

What the FUCK?! He sounds a bit bend to me :p

He actually fucked more guys than you? Or just wanking & that? I've never (that I know of) met a straight guy who had intercourse with another guy. Ever.

It's too bad I'm getting so damn old though. If you're right, I wish I'd lived where you live back in my teens. Shit I'd have eaten the biscuit just to see it :D

He's *gotten* fucked by more guys than I have! The bastard had complete penetration going with two different guys during his teenage years. I only had intercourse with a single guy.

Needless to say, those news depressed me. I really need to get out more and find myself a new boyfriend to *at least* get even with him. Geez.

Damn all this talk of lesbiainism and clitoral stimulators! I have to go masturbate now.

Me too...Me too...maybe we should play together...
;)

Question to all other posters: What's your personal record for most times you masturbated to orgasm in a single day?
OK, so while I stick to less than once every two days in general, everyone has tried to set a record, right?

7. Then I ran dry.

OK, so while I stick to less than once every two days in general, everyone has tried to set a record, right?

7. Then I ran dry.
Ah-HA! Got you beaten!

(I wonder if I should be proud of that? :eek: )

Um... highest poll option is once a day? I do it 3 times a day on average, though it's comprised of days when I'm able to, when I do it 6-7 times, and days I'm not able to at all.

He's *gotten* fucked by more guys than I have! The bastard had complete penetration going with two different guys during his teenage years. I only had intercourse with a single guy.

Needless to say, those news depressed me. I really need to get out more and find myself a new boyfriend to *at least* get even with him. Geez.I'm guessing you're not too old?
Anyway, just find a gay bar, pick someone up & Ta-Fuckin-Da! - You'll have your score settled. Couldn't be much easier. Execpt all the gay bars 'round these parts are full of pansies. But yours might have a better selection.

Incidentially, I have you beat. Under circumstances similar to yours, I managed 10-12 times. Spend a whole day in bed doing nothing but watching porn & drinking vodka. I regretted it afterwards though. I mangled the poor guy & was sore for days.

When I'm single, I get myself off about once a day. Averaging it out. When I'm with someone (and I am :) ), it's only a couple of times a week.
Anything above 5 times a day is extremely rare. And usually a bad idea. Maybe my dick is fragile or something, but it gets sore when I pet it that much.

(Poll coming)

So...do you or don't you?

Have you ever in front of anyone else (not including getting caught)?

Does it turn you on to have someone else masturbate in front of you?
Perhaps

No

No

(Poll coming)

So...do you or don't you?

Have you ever in front of anyone else (not including getting caught)?

Does it turn you on to have someone else masturbate in front of you?

Yes-no-no.

I'm guessing you're not too old?

I'm 22 *grunts* I know 16 years old who have had WAY more sexual partners than I have. I still go for quality over quantity, though.


Anyway, just find a gay bar, pick someone up & Ta-Fuckin-Da! - You'll have your score settled. Couldn't be much easier. Execpt all the gay bars 'round these parts are full of pansies. But yours might have a better selection.

Like I said, quality over quantity anytime. This particular gay boy wants a serious relationship with cuddlyness and kisses. Not wham-bang-dang kind of sex.



Incidentially, I have you beat. Under circumstances similar to yours, I managed 10-12 times. Spend a whole day in bed doing nothing but watching porn & drinking vodka. I regretted it afterwards though. I mangled the poor guy & was sore for days.

You're even more of a perv than I am. Congrats :p

That must've been some pretty good porn you had going. Mind sharing what it was with us?

When I'm single, I get myself off about once a day. Averaging it out. When I'm with someone (and I am :) ), it's only a couple of times a week.
Anything above 5 times a day is extremely rare. And usually a bad idea. Maybe my dick is fragile or something, but it gets sore when I pet it that much.
Nah, I think it's normal. I'm rarely sore(if ever) afterwards, but there comes a time when rubbing it just causes more pain than pleasure if you get too enthusiastic.

(Poll coming)

So...do you or don't you?

Have you ever in front of anyone else (not including getting caught)?

Does it turn you on to have someone else masturbate in front of you?
1. i do. most days *nods*

2. yes. once... they were asleep (i hope) and we were all very high (and horny)

3. depends on the person *coughamycough* ;)

So what is Random?

So what is Random?
From once every ten years to ten times a day, I guess.

I think the one person who said he/she doesn't is lying. i mean, how could you not wank?

I'd go crazy if I couldn't

I think the one person who said he/she doesn't is lying. i mean, how could you not wank?

I'd go crazy if I couldn't

well, he did, too. but seems to think that's worth it.

well, he did, too. but seems to think that's worth it.
'course he does, he's deluded now.

*coughamycough*

you get turned on by coughing :eek:

you get turned on by coughing :eek:
Either that, or he's choking on something. But if he is, then it's not masturbation anymore :rolleyes:

Either that, or he's choking on something. But if he is, then it's not masturbation anymore :rolleyes:

yes it is, its autoeroticasphyxiation.

Well, I suppose the ONE person who said s/he didn't masturbate falls into said margin of errors... Who's this? I think the one person who said he/she doesn't is lying. i mean, how could you not wank?

I'd go crazy if I couldn't Again, who is this? Are you talking about on the poll? *takes look at results*

EDIT: Now 2 people voted for ew perv option. :)

yes it is, its autoeroticasphyxiation.
Damn, I wish I was limber enough for that. :(

Either that, or he's choking on something. But if he is, then it's not masturbation anymore :rolleyes:

you would be surprised but some people get turned on by not breathing *holds breath*

Who's this?

ah, come on now liskeinland, we all accept your stand, but only as long as you take it with pride. stand tall and shout "me!" already.

(Poll coming)

So...do you or don't you?

Have you ever in front of anyone else (not including getting caught)?

Does it turn you on to have someone else masturbate in front of you?

Let's see...

Yes

Yes

...and YES!!! :D

Damn, I wish I was limber enough for that. :(

you can always go and ask your favorite doctor of your trust to remove that one rib or the other. i just heard a rumor the other day someboy actually did that..

you would be surprised but some people get turned on by not breathing *holds breath*
Well, that's weird. But there are weirder fetishes around.

you can always go and ask your favorite doctor of your trust to remove that one rib or the other. i just heard a rumor the other day someboy actually did that..
Yeah, but I like my body as it is. Call me old school, but I'm not very keen on removing randoms parts of it. :p

ah, come on now liskeinland, we all accept your stand, but only as long as you take it with pride. stand tall and shout "me!" already. Actually I don't know who the first person was. I'm the second vote.

Actually I don't know who the first person was. I'm the second vote.

You know... I still find it hard to believe the fact that you have no interest whatsoever in anything even remotely connected to sex, yet you show up in every single thread on the topic
;)
Odd, don't you think? Even I don't post in all of them...

maybe he uses ink to compensate for- other fluids.

You know... I still find it hard to believe the fact that you have no interest whatsoever in anything even remotely connected to sex, yet you show up in every single thread on the topic
;)
Odd, don't you think? Even I don't post in all of them... I've already told you, sex, religion and trollish threads are my chosen stamping ground! ;)

With this one, I was so curious about what the title could mean that I just had to check.

Yes, rarely, I'm a little self concious, and no. Guys are messy and funny looking when they do it.

..and no. Guys are messy and funny looking when they do it.
try women. no need to abstain from it just because guys don't do it well.

From once every ten years to ten times a day, I guess.
Oh.

Yes, rarely, I'm a little self concious, and no. Guys are messy and funny looking when they do it.
I love seeing guys get that funny look, though. The messy part is quite enjoyable as well.

*Scoffs* What do women know about men anyway?

I'm 22 *grunts* I know 16 years old who have had WAY more sexual partners than I have. I still go for quality over quantity, though.Heh, you're a year older than my girl then.


Like I said, quality over quantity anytime. This particular gay boy wants a serious relationship with cuddlyness and kisses. Not wham-bang-dang kind of sex.Not that that's wrong (because it's sooo fucking right), but how will you know what's quality unless you have a control group?



You're even more of a perv than I am. Congrats :p I doubt I can hold a candle to Fass though :p

That must've been some pretty good porn you had going. Mind sharing what it was with us?Weeeeeell... I can't actually rip it for you, as it was back in the merry days of sobbing infront og a TV & watching gay porn on VHS. I don't have either these days. But if you TG me, I'll be happy to share some other stuff. Be vague though, the powers that be throws random fits over piracy. *Anticipates getting deaded*

Nah, I think it's normal. I'm rarely sore(if ever) afterwards, but there comes a time when rubbing it just causes more pain than pleasure if you get too enthusiastic.Yea.. I suspect it's got something to do with me having a couple of piercings. That record day, I managed to tear one slightly.

(Poll coming)

So...do you or don't you?

Have you ever in front of anyone else (not including getting caught)?

Does it turn you on to have someone else masturbate in front of you?
Yes I do

well, that kind of depends, is this masturbating myself, or someone else? If the first one, no, the second one, yes

Not terribly, unless of course I'm masturbating her.

Yeah every so and so night when I get really sad that she did not come home with me, and we are not having sex right now

But uh...I stay away from porn, and the max I have done it is 4. Probably could have more, but well I spaced it out over the course of a day, so I just went to bed after the last one.

I love seeing guys get that funny look, though. The messy part is quite enjoyable as well.

*Scoffs* What do women know about men anyway?
i once really upset a guy cause every time he came i would burst out laughing cause he had the funniest cum face ever

i once really upset a guy cause every time he came i would burst out laughing cause he had the funniest cum face everI did that too. It lasted all of 1 night. I learned from others that he hated me afterwards :p

I guess it's not a laughing matter, hehe

*Scoffs* What do women know about men anyway?
my kind? few, very few. and glad about it. hah!

i once really upset a guy cause every time he came i would burst out laughing cause he had the funniest cum face ever

You should see mine.

i once really upset a guy cause every time he came i would burst out laughing cause he had the funniest cum face ever
You meanie! :p

You should see mine.
i should.....

You meanie! :p
i couldn't help it!

You should see mine.
I'd love to see it. *wink*

i should.....

:D

:fluffle:

It sort of looks like a cross between :( and :mad: with a little :eek: .

i couldn't help it!
I'm sure you really hurt his feelings. Bad you, bad!

:D

:fluffle:

It sort of looks like a cross between :( and :mad: with a little :eek: .
:fluffle:

nope, can't imagine it, you'll just have to show it me one day

It sort of looks like a cross between :( and :mad: with a little :eek: .

pics?

I'm sure you really hurt his feelings. Bad you, bad!
it probably didn't help that i told all my friends either....http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/unsure.gif

:fluffle:

nope, can't imagine it, you'll just have to show it me one day

Without hesitation. :fluffle:


(damn pond)

it probably didn't help that i told all my friends either....http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/unsure.gif
You're awful! :eek:

You're awful! :eek:
girls tell each other EVERYTHING!!! it's like a law!!!

girls tell each other EVERYTHING!!! it's like a law!!! Isn't induced memory loss wonderful, though?

girls tell each other EVERYTHING!!! it's like a law!!!
You're still awful.

You're still awful.
i also told them about his massive cock, doesn't that make it slightly better?

i also told them about his massive cock, doesn't that make it slightly better?
no
now all the girls just want to do him cause he is a freak show. They get theirs, and a good chuckle out of it all.

i also told them about his massive cock, doesn't that make it slightly better?
Well, alright, it does lessen the blow a bit.

....

So, just *how* big was it? :D

i also told them about his massive cock, doesn't that make it slightly better?

I'm afraid we'll need pictures for verification.

no
now all the girls just want to do him cause he is a freak show. They get theirs, and a good chuckle out of it all.
no, my friend slept with him and closed her eyes, you see, if i hadn't told her about the funny face then she wouldda kept her eyes open and laughed at him, but thanks to me he was spared the embarrassment

I'm afraid we'll need pictures for verification.
I second that.

You should see mine.
LOL:mp5:

Well, alright, it does lessen the blow a bit.

....

So, just *how* big was it? :Dwell i didn't measure it, erm..... *goes to look for a ruler* *doesn't find one* i'd say a good 10inches or so

I'm afraid we'll need pictures for verification.
well normally i take pictures of all my conquests however this one ran out before i had chance:rolleyes:

no, my friend slept with him and closed her eyes, you see, if i hadn't told her about the funny face then she wouldda kept her eyes open and laughed at him, but thanks to me he was spared the embarrassment

so he's quite the pass-around?

I'm afraid we'll need pictures for verification.
indeed we do. yours. remember?

so he's quite the pass-around?

yep, he's a bit of a slag really

yep, he's a bit of a slag really

the scum formed by oxidation at the surface of molten metals? that's...quite something to be. his mother would be proud of him.

well i didn't measure it, erm..... *goes to look for a ruler* *doesn't find one* i'd say a good 10inches or so
VERY nice.

the scum formed by oxidation at the surface of molten metals? that's...quite something to be. his mother would be proud of him.
*sigh* this place is so full of nerds:rolleyes:

*sigh* this place is so full of nerds:rolleyes:
girl! i'm not an english-as-mothertongue kinda person, okay! so i went and looked up slag and this is what i got.
alright, i could just have asked you what it means. i could just have derived it, too.
but i hate asking the direct way. so there.

girl! i'm not an english-as-mothertongue kinda person, okay! so i went and looked up slag and this is what i got.
alright, i could just have asked you what it means. i could just have derived it, too.
but i hate asking the direct way. so there.
oh ok, sorry, it also means slut (and in case that has some kind of other meaning he sleeps with a lot of different girls)

Like I said, quality over quantity anytime. This particular gay boy wants a serious relationship with cuddlyness and kisses. Not wham-bang-dang kind of sex.

this particular straight guy says ditto.

and i'm 20 and a virgin. i've never been one for going after 'just sex', which is the primary reason why. had that ever been my goal, i'm sure i wouldn't be in the position i am today... however a girlfriend was also off the cards, unfortunatley (well one was on the cards but i was too stupid/blind to see)

that said, being 20, all that doesn't help my confidence with the opposite sex too much :(


edit: however, i'm happy with the choices and mistakes i've made, and am contented with all that because had anything been different, i might not have lead the path i've lead up to today, and perhaps wouldn't have known the girl i'm involved with now :)

oh ok, sorry, it also means slut (and in case that has some kind of other meaning he sleeps with a lot of different girls)

it could mean "dirty and untidy" too but..unless i repeat my 15-year-old-ish mistake of confusing slug and slut, i'll be fine with this one.

it could mean "dirty and untidy" too but..unless i repeat my 15-year-old-ish mistake of confusing slug and slut, i'll be fine with this one.
it could?:confused:

that said, being 20, all that doesn't help my confidence with the opposite sex too much :(

is it time for me again to reassure you that you are both good-looking and a fun poster? or am i not allowed to that anymore now?

it could?:confused:

trust the folks who handle dics on a regular basis (http://www.onelook.com/?w=slut&ls=a)

is it time for me again to reassure you that you are both good-looking and a fun poster? or am i not allowed to that anymore now?
hey, don't let me stop you :p
thanks :fluffle:

i just have to hope that'll help me out in the bedroom ;)

apologies to all for my inscessant insecurity issues...

I doubt I can hold a candle to Fass though :p

Don't worry, I'm much less of a whore nowadays than I was just a year or so ago. Damned responsibilities - you'll beat me in a few years.

Weeeeeell... I can't actually rip it for you, as it was back in the merry days of sobbing infront og a TV & watching gay porn on VHS. I don't have either these days. But if you TG me, I'll be happy to share some other stuff. Be vague though, the powers that be throws random fits over piracy. *Anticipates getting deaded*

I want in on this!

trust the folks who handle dics on a regular basis (http://www.onelook.com/?w=slut&ls=a)
ooooooh, it actually says 'a dirty untidy woman'

hey, don't let me stop you :p
thanks :fluffle:

i just have to hope that'll help me out in the bedroom ;)

apologies to all for my inscessant insecurity issues...

a) no fluffles, please
b) it is not you who i thought might stop me
c) but aren't we all here to help each other out in one big warm group hug..?

ooooooh, it actually says 'a dirty untidy woman'

So that guy with a 10 inch cock is a dirty untidy woman?
:confused:

So that guy with a 10 inch cock is a dirty untidy woman?
:confused:

I knew it! See, this is why I say you should check a person's gender before things get awkward!

So that guy with a 10 inch cock is a dirty untidy woman?
:confused:
Yes. Yes he is.

I knew it! See, this is why I say you should check a person's gender before things get awkward!

I agree
*checks GNM's gender*

I agree
*checks GNM's gender*

Oh, sorry. You weren't supposed to know about that...

Oh, sorry. You weren't supposed to know about that...

:eek:
*is now jealous of GNM*

BTW, %5.38 of the people in this thread are lying.


(%5.38 said they don't masturbate.)

BTW, %5.38 of the people in this thread are lying.


(%5.38 said they don't masturbate.) You call me liar, sir, I shall throw down th'gauntlet!

BTW, %5.38 of the people in this thread are lying.


(%5.38 said they don't masturbate.)

No they didnt. They said it's for pervs. They could see themselves as pervs.

People not masturbating, thats just impossible.

No they didnt. They said it's for pervs. They could see themselves as pervs.

People not masturbating, thats just ridiculous. Lots of people are ridiculous people.

And nearly everyone's perverted. As Mr. Bridger put it in The Italian Job, "Everyone's bent."

If we're calling that fiddling, that gives a whole new meaning to H N Fiddlebottoms VII.

Lots of people are ridiculous people.

And nearly everyone's perverted. As Mr. Bridger put it in The Italian Job, "Everyone's bent."

Edited

Edited Er… you didn't change it.

If we're calling that fiddling, that gives a whole new meaning to H N Fiddlebottoms VII.

Its not new

Er… you didn't change it.How do you edit a post that isn't yours without being a mod?

How do you edit a post that isn't yours without being a mod? He quoted it and presumably wanted to edit the quote, but seemed to forget. :p

Er… you didn't change it.

I meant my post

How do you edit a post that isn't yours without being a mod?

By being an admin;)

By being an admin;)Oh, I just assumed Aimbot was the title that everyone could have, like "JoltBot Shoeshiner" and whatnot.

Oh, I just assumed Aimbot was the title that everyone could have, like "JoltBot Shoeshiner" and whatnot.
:confused:
It is.

:confused:
It is.Oh...well then I guess you're a secret admin, then. (The mods all have "mod" in their title.)

why i JUSt played the DEvil Went Down to Georgia on my fiddle

:confused:
It is.
Yes and i am an Elite Jolt Forum User?:confused:

i rarely fiddle with myself anymore... joys of finding someone i love :)

it is only occasionally atm, cause she is pregnant, and not usually in the mood for it, so i have to masturbate.

Don't worry, I'm much less of a whore nowadays than I was just a year or so ago. Damned responsibilities - you'll beat me in a few years.Without sounding too depressing, I doubt it. Not that I wouldn't love to, but I'm not really in a position to compete. I bet I'm with a girl more often than you though :p I want in on this!Drop me a TG. You'll prolly need to know how to sail the digital seas with a peg leg & parrot though. And... It's not an open invitation, so MPAlleged Assloving nation, there's no need to bother.

Without sounding too depressing, I doubt it. Not that I wouldn't love to, but I'm not really in a position to compete. I bet I'm with a girl more often than you though :p

Yuck! Girls have cooties.

Yuck! Girls have cooties.

*give Fass cooties* Haha.

*give Fass cooties* Haha.

*whips out the medical alcohol*

*Whips out the Rum*

*Whips out the Rum*

Yay!

Masturbation AND alcohol :D

Yay!

Masturbation AND alcohol :D

AND cooties.

AND cooties.

Right... somebody please tell me what cooties are? :confused:

Right... amobedy please tell me what cooties are? :confused:

They're evil opposite gender germs that spread via contact and other evil things like kissing.

Right... amobedy please tell me what cooties are? :confused:
LOL!
RUM!

They're evil opposite gender germs that spread via contact and other evil things like kissing.

Let's fend them off with alcohol and continue with the fiddling :D

Let's fend them off with alcohol and continue with the fiddling :D

Of course it's well known that cooties evaporate in the face of alcohol. ;)

Of course it's well known that cooties evaporate in the face of alcohol. ;)

Ok, so let me give you a shot of Whiskey first and then... let's play :D

So...do you or don't you?

Well, duh! :p

Have you ever in front of anyone else (not including getting caught)?

Yep! :)

Does it turn you on to have someone else masturbate in front of you?

Does it ever! *fiddles* :p

Yay!

Masturbation AND alcohol :D
It doesn't work out quite as well as one might imagine. Masturbation and weed on the other hand... if you want drugs, that's better for that particular requirement.

It doesn't work out quite as well as one might imagine. Masturbation and weed on the other hand... if you want drugs, that's better for that particular requirement.
mmmmmm....stoned sex

mmmmmm....stoned sex
tink, once again you suprise and intrigue me :p

but sex on shrooms? now there's a fantasy and a half... *ponders*

tink, once again you suprise and intrigue me :p

but sex on shrooms? now there's a fantasy and a half... *ponders*
:p

but sex on shrooms? now there's a fantasy and a half... *ponders*

I have it on reliable authority that having sex while on hallucinogens, specifically Psilocybin or LSD, ruins sex thereafter unless accompanied by said hallucinogens.

tink, once again you suprise and intrigue me :p

but sex on shrooms? now there's a fantasy and a half... *ponders*

like to say something. But the mods are everywhere.... ;)

Right... somebody please tell me what cooties are? :confused:Technically speaking, they're body lice. But Grainne Di Malley's definition is fine for the "girls have cooties" usage of the word.

I have it on reliable authority that having sex while on hallucinogens, specifically Psilocybin or LSD, ruins sex thereafter unless accompanied by said hallucinogens.
hmm yeah i can imagine that :(

can still be my little fantasy though :D

hmm yeah i can imagine that :(

can still be my little fantasy though :D
Unfortunately for me, I could definitely never do that. Knowing my imagination, I'd probably hallucinate I was in a tentacle rape porno.

God, the depravity...

Unfortunately for me, I could definitely never do that. Knowing my imagination, I'd probably hallucinate I was in a tentacle rape porno.

God, the depravity...
:p lol! that made me laugh louder than is appropriate for this time of night :P

:p lol! that made me laugh louder than is appropriate for this time of night :P
Insomniacs unite!

*tries to sleep*

*fails*

Bloody uni lifestyle - how am I supposed to get a decent sleep pattern when Jilly's closes at 7am on a saturday morning?

Insomniacs unite!

*tries to sleep*

*fails*

Bloody uni lifestyle - how am I supposed to get a decent sleep pattern when Jilly's closes at 7am on a saturday morning?
jilly's? :confused: pub?

i'm just up for the porn, me :D


besides, sleeping just means tomorrow gets here faster :headbang:

jilly's? :confused: pub?Jilly's Rockworld. Just across the road from the Temple, where you met Tactical Grace and Kellarly and that. It's a proper Rock/metal club.i'm just up for the porn, me :DWould that I weren't on my family computer (and I didn't refuse to pay for decent porn) I would be too :p besides, sleeping just means tomorrow gets here faster :headbang:
Not if tomorrow starts at 4pm ;)

Jilly's Rockworld. Just across the road from the Temple, where you met Tactical Grace and Kellarly and that. It's a proper Rock/metal club.
oooh cool! new pub hours then?
aweseomeness :cool:


Would that I weren't on my family computer (and I didn't refuse to pay for decent porn) I would be too :p

you can pay for porn?! :confused: ;)

Not if tomorrow starts at 4pm ;)
hah good point. sadly tomorrow starts about 8am for me, and it does almost every day... and i still kinda wish they'd all just go away :p

<snip>
The really sad thing is, I'm fucking shattered even if I sleep that late. Damn my routines, damn them to HULL!

The really sad thing is, I'm fucking shattered even if I sleep that late. Damn my routines, damn them to HULL!
meh... we're teenagers (kinda. i'm 20 but who's counting) so whether we get 4 hours sleep or 14, it makes no difference to how damn tired we are. bah!

Damn them to HULL!

The town between Ontario and Quebec?

Hehe, and again we're awake at this time of the day. It's 4:20 and I can't sleep...
I just visited some of my favorite sites of the net and ended up on NS again - in this thread ;)

Anyway, I'll try to catch some sleep now. See you guys around!

The town between Ontario and Quebec?
While it is true that any Hull will be an inherent shithole by default, I'm talking about Hull in Yorkshire. UK.

While it is true that any Hull will be an inherent shithole by default, I'm talking about Hull in Yorkshire. UK.

Oh. The Hull on this side of the pond is rather nice, actually.

The town between Ontario and Quebec?
nope. here http://maps.google.com/maps?q=hull,+uk&spn=0.059023,0.246248&t=h&hl=en

evil place...


*waves g'night to german nightmare*
*is off to try and sleep himself in a mo*

Oh. The Hull on this side of the pond is rather nice, actually.
It's run by Satan. Sorry, it's the law -
"Where'er Hell breaks forth from'th'earth
Hull be it's name, Satan's own work"

It's run by Satan. Sorry, it's the law -
"Where'er Hell breaks forth from'th'earth
Hull be it's name, Satan's own work"
*sings the numbre of the beastie* (by maiden of course)
(off to bed. night all)

*sings the numbre of the beastie* (by maiden of course)
(off to bed. night all)
*rocks out*
Ta raa PM

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was a thread about fiddling.

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was a thread about fiddling.

I suppose a fiddle could be utilised when fiddling with ones self. That would be rather kinky to an extreme proportion.

It's my penis, I'll wash it as fast as I like.

I suppose a fiddle could be utilised when fiddling with ones self. That would be rather kinky to an extreme proportion.

I'm straining my brain to extremes, but I just can't come up with the mental image.... :confused:

I'm straining my brain to extremes, but I just can't come up with the mental image.... :confused:I suppose a woman could use the neck of the fiddle.

but sex on shrooms? now there's a fantasy and a half... *ponders*
My mind just might explode.

I'm straining my brain to extremes, but I just can't come up with the mental image.... :confused:

Does this (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=fiddles/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=1258duo8m/EXP=1135994557/*-http%3A//ise.uvic.ca/Library/SLT/images/Fiddles.JPG) help?

What? Why, I never... ok yeah I do. Randomly. Once a day.
Can I join? :fluffle: :D

Can I join? :fluffle: :D


It wouldn't exactly be fiddling with ones self. now would it? It would be fiddling with one another. :p

So...do you or don't you?

Have you ever in front of anyone else (not including getting caught)?

Does it turn you on to have someone else masturbate in front of you?

yes, as often as possible

yes, and i've never been "caught"

yes, absolutely!

I probably masturbate (to orgasm) 2-4 times a month. I have wet dreams more often, which is annoying - but less seminal pressure, and I don't have to do anything about it.

I've never had the oppurtunity to masturbate in front of someone else (don't feel I'm missing much, though). I've never watched anyone else masturbate either, although I imagine it would be a turn-on as long as they were a reasonably attractive and youthful female.

About once a day.

No.

I haven't found that out yet.

And for your statistics, I'm female.

And before anybody who suggests various sexual experience to me, I'm 15.

aren't ther more important things to worry about?

Does this (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=fiddles/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=1258duo8m/EXP=1135994557/*-http%3A//ise.uvic.ca/Library/SLT/images/Fiddles.JPG) help?

Does it ever... that looks good! :D

aren't ther more important things to worry about?

Hm. Religion, politics, world hunger, destruction of the environment, sports?

No, not really. None of us can change either of those :D

What the hell is this whole conversation about jerking off? Man this place is weirder than I thought.

What the hell is this whole conversation about jerking off? Man this place is weirder than I thought.

You've only just begun to peel the skin of the onion that is NS General.

You've only just begun to peel the skin of the onion that is NS General.
As long as that onion comes with pictures I'm game. Except you aint getting mine.

You've only just begun to peel the skin of the onion that is NS General.

Did I hear somebody mention skin?

I wanna fiddle with myself right now, but no is here to animate me.....;)

*looks to all the horny girls..

It wouldn't exactly be fiddling with ones self. now would it? It would be fiddling with one another. :p
Mmmmm.... I'm getting horny... :fluffle: ;) :D

I chose "randomly" because there was no "constantly" option.