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In the entire world what person - limited to someone you don't know personally (no girlfriend, husband, etc.) - would you want if they had to do your every whim? Would you ever be able to enjoy a life with someone that was at your beckon call? For how long?

I guess if that's the only way to make you use that stupid sniper-smilie in every thread - YOU, buster.

In what sense do they 'have to do' what I want? Are they slaves, without will, magically bound, or naturally compelled to do what I want because they like me?

In any case, I'd have to go with someone smart, and at least presentable.
I wouldn't mind a good PA to be honest.

I guess if that's the only way to make you use that stupid sniper-smilie in every thread - YOU, buster.

He explained it on another thread. Apparently he represents a 'nation of warriors' who use gun smilies as a form of psycological warfare.:rolleyes:

I guess if that's the only way to make you use that stupid sniper-smilie in every thread - YOU, buster.
TOUCHY aren't we....Did we have a bad day? At least I didn't use the 16th smiley...


PS
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Hmmm... Angelina Jolie. I could make her do so many dirty things, like clean my windows in the nude.

In what sense do they 'have to do' what I want? Are they slaves, without will, magically bound, or naturally compelled to do what I want because they like me?

In any case, I'd have to go with someone smart, and at least presentable.
I wouldn't mind a good PA to be honest.

Just a semi-mindless drone. Enough free will to keep up personal hygene and eat when needed. No real individual free thought.
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Hmmm... Angelina Jolie. I could make her do so many dirty things, like clean my windows in the nude.

Her lips are big enough to not need paper towels.

depends... if they have to be someone i don't personally know and they have to do my every bidding, i might either go for the horny choice and have someone like sarah michelle gellar, gail porter or christina aguilera (she's dead diiirrrrrty!)... OR the choice where i get to have some fun on a grand, international scale by having G W Bush, Tony Blair or Kofi Annan follow my every whim.... *rubs hands together (in non-sexual way)*

He explained it on another thread. Apparently he represents a 'nation of warriors' who use gun smilies as a form of psycological warfare.:rolleyes:

'Nation of warriors'?

Cool... another weird kid.

Lowry Mays, CEO of Clear Channel. I'd force him to stop all the musical integration CC has pretty much forced on bands. Would make it easier for now-widely-known bands to reach a larger audience.
Or Mitch Bainwol, CEO of the RIAA. Force him to make the music industry a fairer place for artists and consumers alike.

Just a semi-mindless drone. Enough free will to keep up personal hygene and eat when needed. No real individual free thought.So the person I pick would be turned into a drone?
But is intelligence preserved? I mean, I don't want them to screw up important projects because they're too stupid to understand what I'm asking them to do.

So the person I pick would be turned into a drone?
But is intelligence preserved? I mean, I don't want them to screw up important projects because they're too stupid to understand what I'm asking them to do.
Just independent thought is suspended but conversely nothing is added i.e. a car mechanic could repair an engine but would not be able to preform brain surgery. Another example - He/she would be able to extrapolate that knowledge into repairing other simple mechanical devices (pumps, pullies and winches, etc.)
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'Nation of warriors'?

Cool... another weird kid.

It must be the mild winters we're having.

I would need to see *pics* before I decide! :D

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In the entire world what person - limited to someone you don't know personally (no girlfriend, husband, etc.) - would you want if they had to do your every whim? Would you ever be able to enjoy a life with someone that was at your beckon call? For how long?
dream on

:mp5: (Yes, everyone, another smilie.)

No need to dream - I and my other half do for each other without question but that's beside the point. It is a theoretical question - the dreaming needs to be on your end....

I guess if that's the only way to make you use that stupid sniper-smilie in every thread - YOU, buster.


Hint: AdBlock also works on smilies. Ain't seen a sniper in oh so long...

Hint: AdBlock also works on smilies. Ain't seen a sniper in oh so long...
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I am happy to see you have a nonconfrontational way to handle your desire not to see smilies. If only real life was that simple.

I'm a lot more intrigued by your use of smilies in every single post than the topic of this thread. But if I had to choose, I'd have to go for the dirty choice. If they're drones, there won't be a lot of deep, emotional conversations anyway, now would there?

I'm a lot more intrigued by your use of smilies in every single post than the topic of this thread. But if I had to choose, I'd have to go for the dirty choice. If they're drones, there won't be a lot of deep, emotional conversations anyway, now would there?

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Intrigued by smilies - you can express your views
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=461208

Not too deep but capable of communication unles you choose not to have any.

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In the entire world what person - limited to someone you don't know personally (no girlfriend, husband, etc.) - would you want if they had to do your every whim? Would you ever be able to enjoy a life with someone that was at your beckon call? For how long?
Grainne Ni Malley. I think we could both have a highly interesting time for quite a long time. :D

Bill Gates.
I can think of a lot of projects he could be using all that dough for.

Bill Gates.
I can think of a lot of projects he could be using all that dough for.
The men spring for sex and the women angle for money. So what else is new? :D

The men spring for sex and the women angle for money. So what else is new? :D
:sniper: But why not both?

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In the entire world what person - limited to someone you don't know personally (no girlfriend, husband, etc.) - would you want if they had to do your every whim? Would you ever be able to enjoy a life with someone that was at your beckon call? For how long?
Rosie O Donnell


no just kidding. I would want ... something hot, cuddly, and sex addicted. oh and female.

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In the entire world what person - limited to someone you don't know personally (no girlfriend, husband, etc.) - would you want if they had to do your every whim? Would you ever be able to enjoy a life with someone that was at your beckon call? For how long?
I'd want Tink but i would treat her proper.

I would want someone very small, so they wouldn't be in the way. Very short, very thin. And - because I went to high school in Seattle where almost half of the population under 25 is of asian origin, and therefore I got compared to them a lot, and being part native american and part german there's no way I can even come close to being 'dainty' or even pretty by comparison I'd probably end up taking out a lot of my pent up frustration on my little worker drone. I'd shave her head and dye her eyebrows neon pink and make her run around in a Sims-esque maid dress.

If she did everything I wanted, including going and standing in the hallway for three hours at a time and not say anything or even open her eyes, then I could put up with that for a really long time. She might not be ok, but then again, if she could eat and sleep and fill her needs on her own then she'd last forever.

Aaahhhh a lifetime to get back at all those stupid f*cks who told me that they'd never like me cause I was too tall and shapely...

Oh hell yeah, I could do that.

Grainne Ni Malley. I think we could both have a highly interesting time for quite a long time. :D

Oh my. I'm afraid to think of the things you would make me do if I were at your beck and call. Would be fun, though! :D

Just because I really can't resist smiley retaliation:
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And as an answer to this topic:Whoever the president of the U.S is in January 2009. That would be sooo fun...

I would want someone very small, so they wouldn't be in the way. Very short, very thin. And - because I went to high school in Seattle where almost half of the population under 25 is of asian origin, and therefore I got compared to them a lot, and being part native american and part german there's no way I can even come close to being 'dainty' or even pretty by comparison I'd probably end up taking out a lot of my pent up frustration on my little worker drone. I'd shave her head and dye her eyebrows neon pink and make her run around in a Sims-esque maid dress.

If she did everything I wanted, including going and standing in the hallway for three hours at a time and not say anything or even open her eyes, then I could put up with that for a really long time. She might not be ok, but then again, if she could eat and sleep and fill her needs on her own then she'd last forever.

Aaahhhh a lifetime to get back at all those stupid f*cks who told me that they'd never like me cause I was too tall and shapely...

Oh hell yeah, I could do that.


:sniper: Sounds like a lot of pent-up frustrations. I hope you never went to sniper school.