ARF-COM and IBTL
26-12-2005, 20:45
You guys are gonna like this one......
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked
up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
"What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper
in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she
replied.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one
of the horses I bet on," he explained.
"Oh honey, I'm so sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a
good explanation.
Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up
and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which
knocked him out cold.
When he finally came to, he asked, "What the heck was that for?"
She replied, "Your horse just called!"
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked
up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
"What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper
in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she
replied.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one
of the horses I bet on," he explained.
"Oh honey, I'm so sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a
good explanation.
Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up
and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which
knocked him out cold.
When he finally came to, he asked, "What the heck was that for?"
She replied, "Your horse just called!"