NationStates Jolt Archive


Happy Holidays

Galloism
26-12-2005, 16:10
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or the secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

In addition, please also accept our best wishes for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without the due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great (not to imply that this country is necessarily greater than any other country or area of choice), and without regard to race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual orientation of the wishers.

This is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. “Holiday” is not intended, nor shall it be considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, or to such activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community, group, individual or belief (or lack thereof ).

Note: By accepting this greeting you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no reason at all. This greeting freely is transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement and of the wishes for the wisher her/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the implementation or non implementation of it.

This greeting is void where prohibited by law.
Dishonorable Scum
26-12-2005, 16:12
Wow, you just took all of the fun out of it. :p
Damor
26-12-2005, 16:16
So that's what seasonal greetings look like when lawyers write them :rolleyes:
Galloism
26-12-2005, 16:51
So that's what seasonal greetings look like when lawyers write them :rolleyes:

I think I'm offended!

Comparing me with a lawyer, sheesh! (of course, that was kinda the whole point...)

Besides, you know it was funny. Admit it.
Damor
26-12-2005, 17:31
Besides, you know it was funny. Admit it.I admit nothing. And when asked I will deny this. ;)
Galloism
26-12-2005, 22:19
I admit nothing. And when asked I will deny this. ;)

I know your thoughts mortal!

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Fass
26-12-2005, 22:44
This has been done like, what, ten times by now. Please, don't bump it any more.
Super-power
26-12-2005, 23:05
Greatness!
Desperate Measures
26-12-2005, 23:18
Why do you hate little baby Jesus?
Damor
26-12-2005, 23:22
Why do you hate little baby Jesus?Because he stole my candy. I was trying to steal his damnit!