NationStates Jolt Archive

fill this in and debate you know the drill

1) what do you think is the best film ever made?

2) what is the best song ever?

3) what is the best Television show ever?

4) what is the best sport ever?

5) what is the best board game ever?

6) what is the best computer game ever?

7) what is your favourite animal?

8) what is the best joke you ever heard?

9) what is the best toy ever made?

10) what is the best thing ever?

11) who is the best comedian ever?

My answers:

1) 28 days later

2) Bloodhound gang New vagina

3) Jack Dee live at the Apollo

4) Rugby

5) monopoly

6) CIV III (well with the mods anyway CIV IV is yet to be tested since my comp can‘t play it *plays worlds smallest violin*)

7) Nematomorph hairworm (if anyone watched DR Who today you will be pissed)

8) what ship never sinks? Friendship

9) Lego

10) sex

11) Omid Djalili

1) The Godfather

2) "Magic Carpet Ride" by Steppenwolf

3) Farscape

4) Football, of the American variety

5) Axis and Allies

6) Civilization 2

7) Rhinoceres

8) A baby seal walks into a club....

9) Optimus Prime Generation 1

10) Sliced Bread

11) Lewis Black

2) Bloodhound gang New vagina



I thought it was called 3.14:confused:

1. 35 mm.

2. Whichever song it was that Tenacious D paid tribute to.

3. "We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties".

4. Hockey.

5. Diplomacy.

6. Defrag: The Reformatting.

7. The Muppet Show's Drummer.

8. "I Can Quit Anytime".

9. ...


Unicron.

10. ...



Unicron.

11. God.

I thought it was called 3.14:confused:

new vagina so everyone knows what it means even Timmy!

1) The End of Evangelion

2) Drops of Jupiter

3) Cowboy Bebop

4) Basketball is the only sport I can stand to watch.

5) Clue

6) Starcraft

7) Dragon

8) On a t-shirt: "There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

9) Legos

10) Uh...anime.

11) Robin Williams

new vagina so everyone knows what it means even Timmy!

weak shock technique if you ask me, just quote it by its proper title

fill this in and debate you know the drill

1) what do you think is the best film ever made?

2) what is the best song ever?

3) what is the best Television show ever?

4) what is the best sport ever?

5) what is the best board game ever?

6) what is the best computer game ever?

7) what is your favourite animal?

8) what is the best joke you ever heard?

9) what is the best toy ever made?

10) what is the best thing ever?

11) who is the best comedian ever?


1) Duck Soup

2) Revolution-Beatles (even though I'm Conservative)

3) The Simpsons

4) American football

5) Risk?

6) Don't know

7) Penguin

8) Some guy at my school threw a water bottle into the air and it came down. I said, "It's raining water bottles...God's getting creative."

9) Don't know

10) I've never had sex (I'm only a Freshman, not an outcast), so it has to be playing football

11) Groucho Marx

1) Pulp Fiction or Top Scret!

2) Rock and Roll Hoochie Hoo

3) Six Feet Under

4) Football [soccer]

5) Stratego

6) Rome: Total War

7) Giraffe

8) I've supplied welfare to all our seniors...and señoritas too.

9) the computer

10) sex

11) Lewis Black

1) what do you think is the best film ever made?
Pirates of the Carribbean, Mean Girls, or Red Eye
2) what is the best song ever?
Somebody Told Me by the Killers
3) what is the best Television show ever?
the OC or friends
4) what is the best sport ever?
Volleyball!!!!!!
5) what is the best board game ever?
either clue or monopoly
6) what is the best computer game ever?
nation states! (does that count?)
7) what is your favourite animal?
i like pretty much all of them
8) what is the best joke you ever heard?
How many conservatives does it take to screw in a lightbulb? FOUR HUNDRED AND SIXTY-TWO...
Twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb, twenty-three to deregulate the light bulb industry, sixteen to cut funding for alternative lighting R&D, thirty-four to cut the tax rate on light bulbs, fifty-three to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb, forty-one to talk with defense contractors about night-vision gear instead, and two hundred and eighty-three to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs (or screwing anything) on the Internet.
-or-
two, one to screw it in and one to steady the chandelier
9) what is the best toy ever made?
that bop it thingy
10) what is the best thing ever?
family and friends (sappy, i know) :p
11) who is the best comedian ever?
JOHN STEWART!!!!!

1) what do you think is the best film ever made?
best film? LOTR.
favourite film is another matter tho

2) what is the best song ever?
again best =/= favourite, but Stairway To Heaven owns.

3) what is the best Television show ever?
Star Trek (Voyager)

4) what is the best sport ever?
Ice Hockey

5) what is the best board game ever?
Monopoly (cos i pwn all at it)

6) what is the best computer game ever?
Red Alert series

7) what is your favourite animal?
domestic cat
or kiwi bird (hahaha they are so silly)

8) what is the best joke you ever heard?
one in an xmas cracker today, i'm sure :rolleyes:

9) what is the best toy ever made?
lego?

10) what is the best thing ever?
computers. the internet. porn.
and amy. ;)

11) who is the best comedian ever?
Bill Bailey
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1) what do you think is the best film ever made? The Godfather

2) what is the best song ever? One -Metallica

3) what is the best Television show ever? The Twilight Zone

4) what is the best sport ever? Muff Diving... ok. Hockey.

5) what is the best board game ever? Monopoly.

6) what is the best computer game ever? Sims, I guess if I have to choose.

7) what is your favourite animal? Wolf.

8) what is the best joke you ever heard? I don't think I can say it on here... it involves a brothel, an old lady and a desperate man.

9) what is the best toy ever made? Legos.

10) what is the best thing ever? Sex. Well no... the unconditional love of a child. Honestly.

11) who is the best comedian ever? Robin Williams. That's my answer for now unless I think of someone better.

1) what do you think is the best film ever made?
Lock, Stock and two smoking barrels
2) what is the best song ever?
Dream a little dream of me
3) what is the best Television show ever?
Gilmore Girls
4) what is the best sport ever?
Hockey
5) what is the best board game ever?
Cranium
6) what is the best computer game ever?
I don't really play computer games
7) what is your favourite animal?
Kangaroo
8) what is the best joke you ever heard?
Did you hear about the human cannon ball?
He got hired and fired in the same day.........

not really, but I can't think of a good one now
9) what is the best toy ever made?
Tamagotchi
10) what is the best thing ever?
My husband (although he is less of a thing and more of a person, but you know)
11) who is the best comedian ever?
George Carlin, I can listen to things I have heard him say 1000000 times, and it's still so funny I almost pee my pants

1) what do you think is the best film ever made? Tie between Seven Samurai, Yojimbo, and Sonatine. Zaotaichi gets a mention, too.

2) what is the best song ever? Us, by Regina Spektor

3) what is the best Television show ever? Monty Python's flying circus

4) what is the best sport ever? Foosball

5) what is the best board game ever? Risk OR monopoly.

6) what is the best computer game ever? Age of Empires III. I just got it for christmas; it's INCREDIBLE.

7) what is your favourite animal?Praying Mantis

8) what is the best joke you ever heard?Eh, I dunno

9) what is the best toy ever made? The Hello Kitty Viberator?

10) what is the best thing ever? Ninjas.

11) who is the best comedian ever? Mmm...Tie between Richard Pryor and George Carlin.

1) what do you think is the best film ever made?
Fight Club.
2) what is the best song ever?
Stairway to Heaven.
3) what is the best Television show ever?
Simpsons.
4) what is the best sport ever?
Cricket
5) what is the best board game ever?
Chess
6) what is the best computer game ever?
Age of Empires:Rise of Rome
7) what is your favourite animal?
Cat
8) what is the best joke you ever heard?
Can't remember.
9) what is the best toy ever made?
If playstation counts as a toy, then that. If not, the little rubber duckies you have in the bath.
10) what is the best thing ever?
Sex.
11) who is the best comedian ever?
Billy T James from New Zealand.

1) what do you think is the best film ever made?
Cool Hands Luke

2) what is the best song ever?
Moonlight Sonata

3) what is the best Television show ever?
Twilight Zone

4) what is the best sport ever?
Tae Kwon Do

5) what is the best board game ever?
Chess

6) what is the best computer game ever?
Sim City 2000

7) what is your favourite animal?
Box Turtle

8) what is the best joke you ever heard?
A pair of spark plugs walk into a bar, the bartender says "Hey, dont start anything."

9) what is the best toy ever made?
Lego

10) what is the best thing ever?
Friendship

11) who is the best comedian ever?
Mitch Hedberg

Two cows:
BUMP-ISM: you have two cows you make a pointless sentance to get attention

1) Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
2) 65daysofstatic - Radio Protector (technically not a song, as there are no words, in which case Led Zeppelin - Kashmir).
3) Thundercats.
4) Football. The kind you play with your feet.
5) Risk...or Trivial Pursuit...erm. Trivial Pursuit, I'm better at it.
6) Deus Ex.
7) Pussy. I mean cat...
8) A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an 8 year old boy walking the other way. The priest says, 'Let's screw him', the rabbi says, 'Out of what?'
9) Knives :p can't think at the moment...I'll come back to it.
10) Freedom.
11) Peter Cook.

Star Wars (saga, including prequels)

Helena (My Chemical Romance)

Witch Hunter Robin

Soccer

Chess

NationStates

A wolf or a dog

Can't remember exactly but here goes:
There were these two annoying female neighbors. One day, one neighbor got mad at the other and ripped her underwear off the clothesline outside. Then the next day, she stole her cat and shaved all it's hair off. The third day, the other neighbor brought her donkey outside, by the other neighbor kicked it down the street. The neighbor, with the donkey, got mad and ran to the police officer. She said "Officer, my neighbor ripped off my panties, shaved my pussy, and kicked my ass down the street!"

Xbox and Xbox 360

Nicole (the one I truly love), anime, video games, the Hitman video game series

Jerry Seinfeld?

1) what do you think is the best film ever made?

Um. 2001: A Space Odyssey. 'cause it was weird.

2) what is the best song ever?

Tough one....umm...Voodoo Chile (slight return) by the Jimi Hendrix Experience.

3) what is the best Television show ever?

The Simpsons.

4) what is the best sport ever?

Don't care for sport.

5) what is the best board game ever?

Chess.

6) what is the best computer game ever?

Difficult....i'd say one of the Civ games, but that's what everyone says, so i'm gonna have to go with System Shock II, because it is the only game to ever really scare the shit out of me.

7) what is your favourite animal?

The Dog. :)

8) what is the best joke you ever heard?

This one.

9) what is the best toy ever made?

Lego.

10) what is the best thing ever?

Me.

11) who is the best comedian ever?

Don't know about best ever, but Billy Connolly is awesome. I go to one of his shows in January. :)

1) what do you think is the best film ever made?
United States of Leland

2) what is the best song ever?
"Hej Maria"

3) what is the best Television show ever?
The Simpsons

4) what is the best sport ever?
Soccer

5) what is the best board game ever?
Monopoly

6) what is the best computer game ever?
The Sims 2

7) what is your favourite animal?
The cat

8) what is the best joke you ever heard?
Why did Mary gave birth as a virgin? Because the three wise men went after the star.

9) what is the best toy ever made?
Lego

10) what is the best thing ever?
Music

11) who is the best comedian ever?
Anders Lund Madsen

1) what do you think is the best film ever made?
All Quiet on the western front
2) what is the best song ever?
Soul to Squeeze Red Hot Chili Peppers
3) what is the best Television show ever?
MacGyver
4) what is the best sport ever?
Cricket
5) what is the best board game ever?
RISK
6) what is the best computer game ever?
Civilisation II
7) what is your favourite animal?
Tiger
8) what is the best joke you ever heard?
I can't say it here so .......
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the Possum it could be done.
9) what is the best toy ever made?
Lego
10) what is the best thing ever?
2nd New Zealand Division
11) who is the best comedian ever?
Billy T James

1) what do you think is the best film ever made? ~ a bridge too far.

2) what is the best song ever? ~ like spinning plates, radiohead

3) what is the best Television show ever? ~ im alan partridge

4) what is the best sport ever? ~ mountaineering

5) what is the best board game ever? ~ mousetrap

6) what is the best computer game ever? ~ halo is fun

7) what is your favourite animal? ~ foxes

8) what is the best joke you ever heard? ~ one that i cannot repeat here

9) what is the best toy ever made? ~ lego

10) what is the best thing ever? ~ love

11) who is the best comedian ever? ~ the pythons

1) The Shawshank Redemption

2) Werewolves of London

3) The Simpsons

4) Football

5) Monopoly

6) Timesplitters 2

7) Elephant

8) too long to post here

9) Toy Cars

10) Me

11) Tommy Tiernan

Although i love The Simpsons i never think of it in these questions, now whether this is because i don't love it as much as i thought or perhaps i don't think of it as a Television show( seeing as it is a cartoon) but that makes no sense...

1) what do you think is the best film ever made? Dances with Wolves

2) what is the best song ever? Baggy Trousers by Madness

3) what is the best Television show ever? CSI

4) what is the best sport ever? Motorsport

5) what is the best board game ever? Scrabble

6) what is the best computer game ever? Sonic the Hedgehog by 'Sega'

7) what is your favourite animal? Wolf

8) what is the best joke you ever heard? Any Billy Connally jokes

9) what is the best toy ever made? Lego

10) what is the best thing ever? Life

11) who is the best comedian ever? Billy Connally

Although i love The Simpsons i never think of it in these questions, now whether this is because i don't love it as much as i thought or perhaps i don't think of it as a Television show( seeing as it is a cartoon) but that makes no sense...

I get the same thing the Simpson’s just seems like a show you watch when nothing else is on probably because its sold out (how much Simpson’s junk is there?)

2) Ludwig van Beethoven - Ode an die Freude (Ode to Joy)

4) Fußball - Football - Soccer!

5) Risk

6) Lucasfilm's Loom.

7) Canis lupus.

9) My raccoon

10) Life.

The ones I didn't answer either have too many or no answer ;)

1) Donnie Darko

2) The Greatest Song in the World - Tenacious D

3) Fawlty Towers/ Blackadder

4) Extreme Pinball

5) Monopoly

6) Max Payne

7) Sloth

8) Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

9) Teapot/house/garage all in one!! (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6024454042#ebayphotohosting)

10) Thick Chocolate Milkshake

11) Steve Martin

1) what do you think is the best film ever made?
Sudden Death

2) what is the best song ever?
Love Rollercoaster by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers

3) what is the best Television show ever?
South Park

4) what is the best sport ever?
Hockey

5) what is the best board game ever?
Risk

6) what is the best computer game ever?
Age of Empires

7) what is your favourite animal?
Gorrila

8) what is the best joke you ever heard?
What's the best way to get a baby out of a blender?
A straw!

9) what is the best toy ever made?
Matches

10) what is the best thing ever?
Life

11) who is the best comedian ever?
Mitch Hedberg

1) what do you think is the best film ever made?
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
2) what is the best song ever?
2112 by Rush
3) what is the best Television show ever?
I don't watch TV much, but I'd have to say Seinfeld
4) what is the best sport ever?
American Football
5) what is the best board game ever?
Risk or Monopoly; both are excellent
6) what is the best computer game ever?
Age of Empires (all of them)
7) what is your favourite animal?
Penguin
8) what is the best joke you ever heard?
What is brown and lays on the piano bench? Beethoven's "Last Movement" :p
9) what is the best toy ever made?
Lego with Matchbox cars coming in as a close second
10) what is the best thing ever?
God :D
11) who is the best comedian ever?
Easily Robin Williams. The best comedic group is by far Monty Python.

1) what do you think is the best film ever made?
Lord of the Rings
2) what is the best song ever?
Supper´s Ready - Genesis
3) what is the best Television show ever?
Twin Peaks
4) what is the best sport ever?
Sex
5) what is the best board game ever?
Lord of the Rings - Tabletop
6) what is the best computer game ever?
Gothic all of them
7) what is your favourite animal?
Wolf
8) what is the best joke you ever heard?
steht n Manta vor der uni
9) what is the best toy ever made?
Musical Instruments
10) what is the best thing ever?
Music
11) who is the best comedian ever?
Charlie Chaplin

1) what do you think is the best film ever made?
Lord of the Rings
2) what is the best song ever?
Supper´s Ready - Genesis
3) what is the best Television show ever?
Twin Peaks
4) what is the best sport ever?
Sex
5) what is the best board game ever?
Lord of the Rings - Tabletop
6) what is the best computer game ever?
Gothic all of them
7) what is your favourite animal?
Wolf
8) what is the best joke you ever heard?
steht n Manta vor der uni
9) what is the best toy ever made?
Musical Instruments
10) what is the best thing ever?
Music
11) who is the best comedian ever?
Charlie Chaplin


Funny... I only agree with one thing on that list...

Funny... I only agree with one thing on that list...
and i bet it is Sex.....

:D

1) what do you think is the best film ever made?
Apocalypse Now

2) what is the best song ever?
Sympton of the Universe-Black Sabbath.

3) what is the best Television show ever?
HBO's Carnivale

4) what is the best sport ever?
The Laugh-Olympics.

5) what is the best board game ever?
Trivial Pursuit

6) what is the best computer game ever?
The Original X-Wing.

7) what is your favourite animal?
Canis Familiaris

8) what is the best joke you ever heard?
"The interrupting Cow Knock-knock Joke".

9) what is the best toy ever made?
My penis. Hey, I play with it a lot.

10) what is the best thing ever?
See above.

Okay...music.

11) who is the best comedian ever?
Lenny Bruce.

1) what do you think is the best film ever made?
Pulp Fiction
2) what is the best song ever?
Hotel California - The Eagles
3) what is the best Television show ever?
The Daily Show/Family Guy
4) what is the best sport ever?
Soccer
5) what is the best board game ever?
Settlers of Catan
6) what is the best computer game ever?
Half-Life
7) what is your favourite animal?
Puppies(dogs)
8) what is the best joke you ever heard?
hmmmm
9) what is the best toy ever made?
tough one, but i'd say nerf guns!
10) what is the best thing ever?
Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream!
11) who is the best comedian ever?'
Jon Stewart

fill this in and debate you know the drill

1) what do you think is the best film ever made?

2) what is the best song ever?

3) what is the best Television show ever?

4) what is the best sport ever?

5) what is the best board game ever?

6) what is the best computer game ever?

7) what is your favourite animal?

8) what is the best joke you ever heard?

9) what is the best toy ever made?

10) what is the best thing ever?

11) who is the best comedian ever?



1. Lord of the Rings

2. "Inno a Satana" by Emperor. Or.... the Lumberjack song

3. Law and Order (lol, cheesy, but I love it)

4. Your mom. No... probably jousting.

5. Chess. If only I was any good at it.

6. Mafia, or the Sims. Hearts of Iron and the Age of Empires series get honorable mentiones though.

7. The Grey Wolf. So awesome.

8. Your momma is so nasty, that when I asked her what was for dinner....

... .... she just spread her legs and said "crabs"!!!!!

9. Legos. Obviously.

10. Mine. :D

Just kidding. Probably chocolate.

11. That's a tough one. Maybe Garrison Keillor

1) what do you think is the best film ever made? LOTR

2) what is the best song ever? Down in the Past - Mando Diao

3) what is the best Television show ever? LOST

4) what is the best sport ever? n/a

5) what is the best board game ever? Scrabble

6) what is the best computer game ever? Solitaire?

7) what is your favourite animal? Gecko

8) what is the best joke you ever heard? I only remember the bad ones

9) what is the best toy ever made? My voodoo doll

10) what is the best thing ever? see number 9

11) who is the best comedian ever? Chris Rock

Anyone starting a "favourite colour"-thread?

1) what do you think is the best film ever made?

2) what is the best song ever?

3) what is the best Television show ever?

4) what is the best sport ever?

5) what is the best board game ever?

6) what is the best computer game ever?

7) what is your favourite animal?

8) what is the best joke you ever heard?

9) what is the best toy ever made?

10) what is the best thing ever?

11) who is the best comedian ever?

1. Akira
2. Eraser (Polite), by Nine Inch Nails
3. MFPC
4. Russian Roulette
5. Mouse Trap
6. Starcraft
7. Godzillius (It's a crab)
8. A family of four and their dog walk into a talent show audition...
9. Legos
10. Deoxyribonucleic acid
11. George Carlin

8) what is the best joke you ever heard?
"The interrupting Cow Knock-knock Joke".



I love the interrupting cow knock-knock joke!

1) what do you think is the best film ever made?

Too difficult, but to name one: American Beauty


2) what is the best song ever?

Again, too difficult: Dream Theater - The Mirror


3) what is the best Television show ever?

The Sopranos


4) what is the best sport ever?

Soccer


5) what is the best board game ever?

Scrabble


6) what is the best computer game ever?

Warcraft, any of them.


7) what is your favourite animal?

Cats


8) what is the best joke you ever heard?

Anything with satire


9) what is the best toy ever made?

Video games


10) what is the best thing ever?

Love


11) who is the best comedian ever?

Rowan Atkinson in his Black Adder days :)

by computer game do you mean PC only or any video game?

1) Akira Kurosawa's Seven Samurai

2) Faithless - Mass destruction, Edwin Starr - War or System Of A Down - Innervision. Cannot really tell.

3) Simpsons.

4) Football. You know, the game in which you use mainly foot, and then you have the ball. Only stupid yankees call the runt-at-the-the-other-team-in-line football.

5) Risk. The original one.

6) Rome: Total War/Total Realism.

7) My dog, I guess. If you mean species, Siberian Tiger.

8) I haven't heard it yet.

9) Rubik's Cube.

10) My girlfriend.

11) G.W.Bush Jr.

by computer game do you mean PC only or any video game?

Do you use computer when playing other video games? :rolleyes:

fill this in and debate you know the drill

1) what do you think is the best film ever made?

2) what is the best song ever?

3) what is the best Television show ever?

4) what is the best sport ever?

5) what is the best board game ever?

6) what is the best computer game ever?

7) what is your favourite animal?

8) what is the best joke you ever heard?

9) what is the best toy ever made?

10) what is the best thing ever?

11) who is the best comedian ever?

My answers:

1) 28 days later

2) Bloodhound gang New vagina

3) Jack Dee live at the Apollo

4) Rugby

5) monopoly

6) CIV III (well with the mods anyway CIV IV is yet to be tested since my comp can‘t play it *plays worlds smallest violin*)

7) Nematomorph hairworm (if anyone watched DR Who today you will be pissed)

8) what ship never sinks? Friendship

9) Lego

10) sex

11) Omid Djalili

1)Casino Royale

2)"Burning Down The House" by Talking Heads

3)Rumpole of the Bailey

4)Scrabble

5)Rummikub

6) Um...

7) Emu? No, the Babel fish. No, the Bugblatter Beast of Traal. I'll get back to you on this one.

8) No idea.

9) Magnetoids. They are SO skiddy dense!

10) Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

11) Douglas Adams ties with John Cleese on this one. Or Eric Idle.

1. Jurassic Park
2. Minority- Green Day
3. Invader ZIM
4. Fencing
5. Risk
6. Age of Empires series
7. Tyrannosaurus Rex
8. don't know funniest joke
9. video games
10. existance
11. Yakov Smirnoff or Richard Pryor

I get the same thing the Simpson’s just seems like a show you watch when nothing else is on probably because its sold out (how much Simpson’s junk is there?)
We may agree on the result but the reasons for how we came to our conclusions are obviously different.
I love it but i guess i believe that because it is 'only a Cartoon i don't give it the same credibility as a Human program'.

I know that the Simpsons had a really bad period for 2 seasons with random changes in storylines where the introduction had nothing to do with the outcome but i thought it came right.

1) what do you think is the best film ever made? Star Wars, any of the old ones

2) what is the best song ever? Kermit the Frog - Rainbow Connection

3) what is the best Television show ever? Family Guy

4) what is the best sport ever? American Football

5) what is the best board game ever? Monopoly

6) what is the best computer game ever? America's Army

7) what is your favourite animal? Crocodile

8) what is the best joke you ever heard? Can't think of a particular one.

9) what is the best toy ever made? Legos

10) what is the best thing ever? My wife. :fluffle:

11) who is the best comedian ever? Ron White